65. Chapter 65 Thief Sun!

Author: Rotating Mushroom Puppet

Chapter 65 Thief Sun!

At ten o'clock at noon, a farmer's market in a small town in Miyun.

Zhou Le walked out with half a pig on his shoulders. People buying vegetables next to him were startled and made way for him. Who is this? Can you afford to buy half a pig?

Zhou Le?

That makes sense. Buying several kilograms or ten kilograms of meat is not in line with his domineering character.

The two camera teachers followed each other one after another. It was such a famous scene and it had to be captured well.

Isn't this worse than Chen He sending sheep?

When a man gives a gift, what he wants is to be generous!

When he came to the rear of the show crew's car, Zhou Le held the pig with both hands and swiped his feet under the car a few times: "Eh? Are my legs too long? Can't feel it?"

The director trotted over and opened the car door: "This door is not sensor-operated."

Zhou Le: "..."

What kind of crappy cars are there on this show? All of Uncle Wang’s cars are induction driven.

[Negative energy-1]

After putting the pig in the trunk, Zhou Le got in the car and continued to the mushroom house.

Two months later, when the program was broadcast, there were no more slander in the barrage. By that time, everyone was slanderous, and Zhou Le was only full of friendship.

"Crazy?"

“Who gives half a pig as a gift?”

"Let me tell you, this gift is quite solid."

“Suitable for a mushroom house.”

"Now there is food in the mushroom house."

"I'm so happy that I can do anything on any show."

"This must weigh a hundred pounds, right? Just carry it and leave?"

"With Zhou Le's physique, he can easily weigh one hundred pounds."

"Who said he is a little fresh meat?"

"If you don't break the corn with this body, it will be wasted."

"Go and break the corn!"

"Zhou Le must be very good at work."

"Children from rural areas are certainly diligent."

"The diligent one will slap himself later."

Soon we arrived at the Mushroom House.

But there was no one in the mushroom house. Zhou Le took the pork into the house and put it down. He walked around the house and found only one puppy.

Zhou Le squatted next to the dog basin and asked seriously: "Where are the family members?"

The puppy is about two or three months old, and its words are not very standard: "Woo woo..."

Zhou Le took out his mobile phone and downloaded a dog language translator: "Say it again."

"Woooooo~"

Translation: "I'm hungry, don't bother me."

Zhou Le uninstalled it directly: "What the hell? It's a waste of my traffic."

Then, he found a bag of dog food next to the dog bowl, pulled it over, opened it, took out one and threw it into his mouth.

After chewing, he said, "Yes, it's dog food."

Zhou Le poured some of it into the dog bowl, and the little puppy ate it happily.

Zhou Le was bored and picked up two more jerky pieces from the dog food and ate them: "This beef jerky is very chewy. The program team is really rich."

The barrage told him to shut up and stop being ridiculous.

The director couldn't stand it any longer: "They've gone to break the corn. You can go find them and help break the corn."

Zhou Le held the dog with one hand and walked out of the house: "Am I mentally ill? I went to break corn on such a hot day, but you just pretend I haven't been here."

With that said, Zhou Le walked out of the yard.

Director: "Where are you going?"

Zhou Le looked around at the entrance of the courtyard: "Where is their cornfield?"

"On the hillside on the right."

"Okay~"

Zhou Le turned left, held Little H and walked along the country road.

It is impossible to break corn. Zhou Le doesn't break corn at home. Grandma doesn't grow food, but only grows some vegetables in her own land.

Zhou Le came to the village, looked around and chatted with people he met.

Not long after, he took a handful of melon seeds and sat under the shed next to the canteen at the entrance of the village, chatting and laughing with some aunties.

"Celebrities are also human beings, and they also have to eat, drink, and defecate."

"I don't know. No one asks me to work, but they break corn every day? What does it have to do with me? I'm here to play."

"Singing? My singing is mediocre and I am ranked third in the world. Auntie, did you vote for me?"

"Let me teach you, next time you get this APP, get up every day, open it and vote for Cai Jikun. Is it simple?"

"Why vote for me? I'm so strong, why do I need votes? Are you kidding me?"

"Eat? Oh, it's almost twelve o'clock."

"We're going to eat at your house? Why are you so embarrassed? No, no, no... Where do you live, aunt?"

"If you don't want to eat, I'm just sending you home."

Goose Fuyou certain Mentretel...

Zhou Le picked up the wine glass and touched one with his uncle and aunt: "Uncle is so good at cooking, so many dishes smell delicious. Auntie is so lucky!"

The farmer uncle said humbly: "Just do it casually, you look different from what you see on TV."

Zhou Le served rice to his uncle: "Why is it different?"

The uncle was very confused: "You were on TV, and I wanted to beat you after watching it."

Zhou Le opened his mouth and said, "That was all forced on me by the program crew. I'm crazy, pretentious, and need to be beaten, right? It's all a lie to the audience. In fact, I am a very humble and sensible person."

The aunt testified: "The child can talk now. The TV must have been made up and edited maliciously!"

Zhou Le ate the meat: "Oh~ Auntie still knows about malicious editing? That's okay!"

H was whining and wandering under the table.

Uncle: "How about serving some food to the dog?"

Zhou Le shook his head: "No need! It won't starve to death."

dog:"****"

The scolding was quite dirty.

The other end.

Huang Lei, He Jiong, Liu Huaxian and Chen He, covered in sweat, drove a tricycle and dragged a cart of corn back to the mushroom house. This was the result of a whole morning's work.

Huang Lei and Liu Huaxian were unloading corn at the door, while Chen He was in a daze beside him, exhausted.

In the yard, He Jiong's voice came: "Teacher Huang, come and see, someone gave us half a pig."

Chen He looked confused: "Why do you still give half of one as a gift? You are not sincere."

Liu Huaxian: "What pig?"

Chen He: "Let's go and take a look."

As soon as he entered the yard, Chen He was stunned. When he saw the half pig lying under the pergola, his expression was subtle: "It's really half a pig! This is a cruel person!"

Liu Huaxian screamed: "Wow! We have food!"

He Jiong smiled with a smile on his face and said proudly: "Let me just say that this kid is real, right? There are at least a hundred kilograms of pork here. He must have carried it."

Only Huang Lei had a dark face: "Isn't this little bastard looking for work for me?"

He Jiong was stunned: "What's wrong, Teacher Huang?"
To be continued...