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【160 Let's fuck】

Mr. Tang did not mention Du Feilong on the phone as Jiang Li expected, and I don't know if he knew about it? The purpose of this call was to urge Jiang Li to help him with a divination.

"It's been almost a month since I left the capital. Liu Xuande asked Zhuge Liang to visit the thatched cottage three times. I called Brother Jiang three times. Could it be that Brother Jiang couldn't bear to let me stare at him?" Mr. Tang asked on the phone.

Said jokingly.

Jiang Li has not forgotten this matter, but it has been less than a month since the last time he logged into the future Internet. He did not know what to use to help him divine, so he made a fuss and tried to make excuses. He quickly calculated in his mind that it would be exactly 24:00 tonight.

After one month, as long as it’s past midnight, you can enter the future Internet.

"Haha... Cousin, don't worry, even if you don't call me, I will do your fortune telling tonight! Tonight at midnight is an auspicious time, suitable for divination. I will definitely take a bath and fast tonight.

I'll give you a good divination!" Jiang Li said pretentiously into the phone.

"Oh... is it true? It seems that our brothers are really in touch with each other! In this case, I will wait for your news tomorrow. I hope Brother Jiang can bring me a good divination." Mr. Tang smiled heartily and chatted again.

After a few words, he hung up the phone.

Being entrusted by others to be loyal is not to mention the fact that I owe Tang Shaotian a great debt of gratitude. They have helped me time and time again, from applying for passports when going abroad to helping to approve scripts, and introducing Xu Zheng and other big names to participate in my movies. This cousin

I try my best every time. Especially last night, although Mr. Tang did not show up, I and my friends were able to escape the danger because of Mr. Tang's relationship, otherwise God knows what would have happened!

After hanging up the phone, Jiang Li immediately came to the yard to find Lin Yunuo. He first tried his best to show a charming smile and asked in a secret language: "Lin Dahu Fairy, no one has talked to you for two days, you**

?”

"Uh..." Lin Yunuo's small black eyes rolled around, and he closed his eyes, "If you show courtesy for nothing, you will either kill or steal. Didn't you swear not to talk to me for three days and three nights? Am I confused?

, three days and three nights have passed?”

"Yes, it has indeed been three days and three nights, and you finally woke up, thank God!" Jiang Li joked with the little fox with a wicked smile.

"Hmph... Come on, don't talk to me! Let's talk again in three days and three nights."

Lin Yunuo guessed that Jiang Li came to him for no reason and must have some purpose, so he decided to torture him. Who asked you to bully this fairy? I didn't expect that your boy would be like this. The situation has really changed. Come to my house today!

As soon as Jiang Li saw the little fox's proud look, he knew what she was thinking. You have a good plan, and I have a wall and a ladder. When soldiers come to block water and earth, who is afraid of whom?

"Yes, I do have something to do with you. But since you don't want to know, forget it! Should I leave?" Jiang Li said in a desperate manner.

"Just leave, I didn't invite you here in the first place, so hurry up and don't disturb this fairy's cultivation!" Lin Yunuo said coolly.

Jiang Li put his hands behind his back and paced back and forth in front of the little fox: "I sold the bottle for more than 100 million yesterday. Since a certain guy doesn't want to listen, then I'm leaving..."

"Wait...wait..." Lin Yunuo felt excited after hearing this. He opened his mouth and shouted, forgetting that he had not yet transformed into a human being, "Wait a minute, you big bad guy! You actually followed me.

This fairy is playing a hard-to-get game!"

"Shhh..." Jiang Li said with a proud smile: "My Lord Fox Fairy, why are you so excited? You haven't transformed yet. If the fat man hears it and scares him to the point of peeing, it doesn't matter.

Once he calls the newspaper or the TV station, you will become famous!"

"Bad guy, since you have 100 million, why don't you upgrade me? Don't you know how life feels like now? I really want to change my body, I really want to wear it, I really want to wear it

Beautiful clothes, beautiful scenery..." Seeing that the situation was not going well, Lin Yunuo began to act coquettishly and cutely.

"Who told you to ruin my good deeds in Thailand? As a result, I am still a virgin!" Jiang Li lied with a wicked smile, showing no shame at all.

"What? You're still a virgin, only a ghost can believe it!" Lin Yunuo decisively didn't believe it, immediately sneered, and said with a groan: "Besides, you have only lived for more than twenty years, even if you are still a virgin, what's the big deal?

This fairy has lived for more than a thousand years, and she is still an idiot!"

"Wow...Okay, why don't we wait until you transform** and we can practice dual cultivation together? We will definitely get twice the result with half the effort and reach immortality as soon as possible." Jiang Li took advantage of the opportunity and said with a shameless smile.

"I'll give you a word!" Lin Yunuo was furious and glared.

"Is it the sun?" Jiang Li knew what she wanted to say, but he didn't intend to give her a chance to say it. He also teased her a little in order to retaliate for ruining his good deeds in Thailand.

"Sun? What do you mean? It's obviously two words!" Lin Yunuo said with a look of disdain, "Did your physical education teacher teach you math or Chinese? No, count on your fingers and count the two words.

A word or a word?”

Jiang Li smiled even more: "Classmate Lin Yunuo, you obviously didn't learn Chinese well, but you laughed at me! Don't you know there is another name for the sun?"

"Is there another name?" Lin Yunuo was confused, "What? The moon? That's wrong..." Then he realized it and shouted hysterically, "Get out!"

Jiang Li shrugged his shoulders and looked innocent: "Why are you so angry? You are very pure, okay? I am talking about the star Sun, which is also called the scientific name. Are you thinking wrong? What I said

It’s a noun, did you think of it as a verb? Alas...that’s too **, no wonder you can’t become an immortal. It’s only strange that you can become an immortal before you let go of your mortal mind!”

Lin Yunuo was so angry that he almost burst out. He glared at Jiang Li with two small eyes and issued the most stern warning: "You scumbag, if you dare to talk nonsense with me again, I will use magic to immobilize you."

, let the sun burn you to death! Let your body oil shine out, do you believe it or not?"

At this moment, the fat man poked his head out of the window and asked with a puzzled look: "Boss, I thought I heard a woman shouting "Go away" just now? Did you hear that?"

Lin Yunuo was so frightened that he quickly shut up and lay down on the bench, not daring to move. Jiang Li smiled proudly at Lin Yunuo and said in a secret language: "You keep shouting, keep shouting, why don't you shout?

"

Then he said as if nothing had happened: "Writing novels for a long time will cause hallucinations, I understand you! Please go back to the room to continue to use your inspiration, and strive to become a great god as soon as possible. You can turn potatoes in seconds and step on tomatoes!"

Lin Shuai scratched his scalp in embarrassment and chuckled: "Hehe... It seems that I am hallucinating, and I am too involved in writing." I continued, continued... "After that, I closed the window and returned to the computer to continue.

Code words.

"Brother Jiang, if I stop shouting, you can upgrade me, okay? Uh-huh..." Seeing that he was too tough, Lin Yunuo decided to change his strategy and turned into a sinister and gentle attacker, begging in a cooing voice.

road.

Jiang Li pretended to be trembling: "Oh my dear mother, is it winter before summer is over?"

Lin Yunuo chuckled: "Brother Jiang, just upgrade my little sister to a higher level. The higher my level is, the stronger my magic will be. The stronger I am, the better I can help you make money, so you can't refuse me!"

"

"Okay, adults don't remember villains' faults. I can upgrade you, but you must help me log into the future Internet. I have important things to investigate." Jiang Li put away his playful smile and said solemnly.

"How dare you call me a villain? You really don't have any gentlemanly demeanor! Even if you want to say it, you should say that men should not fight with women!" Lin Yunuo, however, insisted on seeking justice.

"Okay, my prime minister can read and punt! Is this the head office now? It's settled. I'll go to the entertainment company first to take a look. When I come back, you can help me log into the future Internet and I'll upgrade it for you!"

Jiang Li patted the little fox's little head and made a decision. Then he got up and got into the car, ready to go out.

Lin Yunuo shouted loudly in secret language: "Why do you have to wait until you come back to upgrade me instead of now? You are so abominable!"

"Because you are so weak after every upgrade that you cannot use magic. So according to the order, you can only help me log in to the Internet first, and then I will help you upgrade! Okay, my Lord Fox Fairy, it only takes half a day.

, don't be anxious, bye!" Jiang Li said and drove out of the villa.

After leaving the villa, Jiang Li first went to the company to inspect the work situation. Then he drove straight to Shen's house. After what happened yesterday, Jiang Li was a little worried. He was afraid that Qu Mubai would hire a murderer to deal with Shen Miaoyan. He was always worried in his heart.

I couldn't get rid of it, so I decided to go to Shen's house to see the goddess and remind her to pay attention to her safety.

After hearing what Jiang Li said about what happened last night, Shen Miaoyan's face turned pale and she exclaimed: "Fortunately Du Feilong and his cousin are friends, otherwise we wouldn't know what terrible things would happen! Hou Xiaolei is still just a college student.

It's really abominable to go to **.** to gamble. However, if he can correct his mistakes and correct them, please forgive him once. No one can make mistakes without being a sage!"

Jiang Li looked at the goddess with a smile, very satisfied with her compassionate heart: "I know what to do, and I will wait until he realizes it. But you, you must pay attention to protect yourself during this period, just in case something like this bastard Qu Mubai

What if I hire a murderer to deal with you?"

Shen Miaoyan said as calmly as water: "I'm not afraid. It's a blessing, not a disaster. We can't avoid disasters. Everything is destiny!" After a pause, she smiled sweetly and said: "By the way, since you have special skills, why don't you teach them to me?
Chapter completed!
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