Chapter Seventy-Four: Going to the Bandit's Den(1/2)
"Hey? Are you bandits or robbers? Do you have a name in the world? Also, how many of you are there in total? Where do you usually live? Is it a shack you built or a cave you found? By the way, what do you usually eat?
?Eat what you find in the mountains or what you grab from the mountains? Be vegetarian or eat meat? Eat raw or cooked?"
"Can you shut the fuck up? Are you annoying?"
The big man driving the car was so angry that he turned back and glared at Shen Yuning. He even showed a ferocious face and bared his teeth and claws. It was so scary at first glance that no matter who he was, he would shut up in fear.
But Shen Yuning, the leader of the martial arts alliance, looked innocent: "It's just idle time anyway, let's just chat. Also, like the Yue Sect, you are issued uniform clothes every quarter? Why are you all wearing the same clothes? Don't say it, still
It’s quite beautiful.”
"Shut up, shut up, shut up!" The big man almost cried out of anger at her. He jumped out of the carriage and grabbed someone to catch the carriage. He led the way angrily with a big knife on his shoulder.
Shen Yuning patted the young man driving the car again: "Hey? Is he your boss? Why are you so grumpy? Do you often beat and scold you? Have you never thought of resisting? Don't know how to fight back just because you are used to being beaten. I
I tell you this once and twice, and you must not condone it!"
The young man driving the bus quickly picked a few leaves from the roadside, balled them up, and stuffed them into his ears.
Shen Yuning: "..."
She turned around and asked the little bun sitting on her lap: "Am I very nagging?"
The little bun quickly shook his head: "Don't be nagging."
"These days, only children can tell the truth."
"Uncle, where are we going?"
"Go to the bandits' den, no, maybe the bandits' den! Have you been there when you were in Junbei?"
The little bun shook his head: "I've never been there!"
"That's just right, uncle will give you a long experience today! Gao is not happy!"
"I'm so happy!" Little Baozi's eyes lit up and he was very excited: "I'll take Daddy there after I've been there!"
"Well...this is not necessary..."
He touched his nose with a guilty conscience. If Meng Tang really knew about this, it might cause another bloody storm in the already uneven world!
She met this group of bandits on the roadside. At that time, she and Meng Tang were separated in the thick fog. She wanted to wait for them where they were, but when she heard the sound of fighting in her ears, she subconsciously wanted to hide.
She thought it wouldn't be a problem to take a few steps. Who would have thought that she would have no idea about distance in the fog, so she actually walked out of the fog and walked onto the mountain trail.
So, holding the little bun in her arms, she bumped into a group of people who had just gone up the mountain.
Although the group of people in front of them were all different in height, short, fat and thin, they all wore half-arm green robes, wore uniform straw sandals, and held broken spears, axes, and wood-cutting knives in their hands.
After staring at each other for a long time, she and Xiaobaozi were "invited" to get on the flatbed truck.
"Do you locals have this habit when going out?" Shen Yuning was shaken by the bumps of the car while pointing at a shirtless woodcutter not far away pulling a flatbed truck down the mountain and asked: "Each person has a flatbed truck?"
Originally, these people were still in the mood to chat with her on the way, but when they were annoyed by her questions, they all put leaves in their ears.
However, this did not affect Shen Yuning's good mood at all. Whenever he saw any novel sight along the way, he would sigh with emotion: "Hey! This mountain is really high!"
"Hey, this ravine is really deep!"
"Hey, this rabbit is really fat!"
As he finished speaking, he pointed in the direction of the woods, but heard a "swift" sound, and a slight sound came from not far away.
She plucked the leaves from the ears of the young man driving the car and pointed to the woods: "Go and bring the rabbit!"
The young man looked confused, but he still followed the instructions and went into the woods. Just when the big men looked puzzled, they saw him coming out carrying a dead and bleeding rabbit.
So everyone also showed the same surprised expression as the young man, looking at the rabbit and then at Shen Yuning.
Shen Yuning laughed happily and took the rabbit over: "When will we arrive? Is it far? If it is far, do you mind if I roast a rabbit before leaving?"
The young man was a little dull: "Hurry, we're almost there."
"Oh, you can eat it when you get there." After saying that, he patted the young man and said, "Let's go."
This time she clearly saw that the young man was so stiff that he even swallowed and uttered one word in a trembling voice: "Drive!"
The rest of the people also silently distanced themselves from the flatbed truck, took a careful look at the people on the truck, and quickly pretended to look at the scenery when their eyes met.
Shen Yuning took off the small concealed weapon from the rabbit and wiped the blood on the rabbit's fur. She then asked the young man driving the car: "Did you go out with the car to rob something?"
"Hmm..." The young man trembled and did not dare to look back.
"You didn't catch anything all night?"
"No, I didn't catch it."
"It's impossible. I see that you are all very fierce. Ordinary people are no match for you!"
The young man whispered again: "Now, the common people have nothing..."
"Dajin! Why did you tell her everything!" The tall man in front said angrily: "He is a loser! He knows so much about what to do!"
Shen Yuning nodded repeatedly: "Yes, what this hero said makes sense. Don't tell strangers everything in the future. Learn more from this hero. By the way, hero, may I ask your name? How do you call me!"
"No need for your surname to be Wei! That's Wei Longgou!"
The young man kindly reminded: "Boss, you just said not to say everything."
"..."
When the boss' old face turned red, he said quickly: "We must let her know who killed her!"
"That's right!" Shen Yuning said: "If the King of Hell asks, I can explain to you, your name is Wei, what is Wei..."
Little Baozi reminded: "Feed the dog."
"Yes! Feed the dog! Feed the hero!"
Hey heroes, something feels wrong, but I don't know what is wrong.
Shen Yuning wanted to chat with them again, but as soon as she crossed a mountain stream, she saw a mountain village surrounded by wooden piles and firewood. It would be difficult to find it unless there was someone to guide the way.
Going downhill, the flatbed bumped so hard that Shen Yuning hugged the little bun and felt that her butt was about to fall into eight pieces before she finally stopped!
Little Baozi's big, juicy eyes were already big, but they were even more round when he suddenly arrived in such a novel place, looking at everything around him curiously.
This village seems to be newly built, and the gate of the village is simply blocked with wooden stakes.
When the people in the village saw that they were back, they all called "boss" and welcomed them out happily. But when they saw that there were only two people on the flatbed, one of them was a child, their faces fell instantly.
"Boss, how come you didn't catch anything after you went out all day and all night? Just bring two of you back? If I had known better, it would be better for me to go!"
"What else can you, Li Erkui, do besides talking big words? If you go, I'm afraid you won't even be able to catch these two people!" After feeding the dog, he patted him on the chest angrily: "Take these people back!"
After saying this, he led his tired men into the village, and everyone was in a very low mood.
"These two guys..." Li Erkui stood in front of the flatbed truck and looked at the big one and the small one: "How can he be a man with such a delicate look? If a woman is sold into a brothel, how much can she earn, but this little kid looks good and is well-dressed.
Wealthy, if he asks his family to redeem him, he can even give out a thousand taels!"
Little Baozi's eyes lit up, and he reached for Shen Yuning very excitedly: "Uncle! I'm worth a thousand taels!"
"..."
Very good, this bandit successfully made a certain young master have a wrong understanding of his own worth.
"Get out of the car! Be honest. I'll tell you where your family lives later and ask your family members to pay for it with money!"
"Help, help me, this car is making me dizzy," Shen Yuning said, then reached out to help Li Erkui. Unexpectedly, as soon as he helped Li Erkui up, he vomited acidic water all over him.
Li Erkui immediately jumped up and raised his hand to slap him!
The expressions of others changed greatly: "No! The Second Master!"
But it was too late, I just heard him say "Oh
"With a sound, the raised arm immediately dropped down. It was so sore that I could no longer lift it up.
"You, you, you!" Li Erkui's face turned as white as paper: "What did you do?"
Shen Yuning silently put away the device in her sleeves and looked at him with a depressed expression: "I was shaking uncomfortably all the way. Why did you make me vomit twice?"
Li Erkui crossed his arms and wanted to make a move, but several minions around him quickly stopped him.
"No way, Second Master, this guy knows martial arts!"
"I met a rabbit on the road, touched a stone and killed it!"
"It's obviously a hidden arrow! He uses leaves as arrows! Just like the swordsman of Shaoyang Sect! If you don't believe me, look at this wound!"
The speaker mentioned the dead rabbit, and everyone gathered around to study it carefully: it was indeed an arrow wound!
Li Erkui was shocked and confused: "Really, really or falsely? Can you capture me by knowing martial arts?"
The young man driving the car hesitated for a moment: "It's just a bit silly. He didn't seem to think that he was captured by us. He thought he was just sightseeing."
After he said this, everyone suddenly understood. In this way, the man seemed to have found the reason for his endless chatter along the way.
Everyone looked at the big and small people who had entered the village. The big one looked at the beacon tower at the entrance of the village, and then looked at the animal skins drying on the tree branches, and asked the two raccoon skinners very enthusiastically.
The big man with the skin: "Should you peel the skin of a rabbit? Do you sell the skin for money? Or
Making clothes? By the way, what's the name of your village? I haven't seen you setting up a village flag. You can't do it without a name. How can you gain a foothold in the world without a name? Also, how do you achieve unified clothing?
To be continued...