"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts...!"

I screamed, as if it was not my hand that was about to be broken, but the little guy underneath me!

"It's not that simple if you want to steal my things! Humph!" The beauty continued to exert force, and I seemed to hear a "clicking" sound coming from my bones. Could it be that it was broken? It hurt so much that I almost cried.

When I came out, I gritted my teeth and moaned: "It hurts so much... I'm not a gangster... This is a misunderstanding!!!"

"Misunderstanding? Uncle policeman, come on! There are robbers, uncle policeman!!" The beauty shouted softly. Although her voice was very pleasant, it was transmitted into my mind at this moment, just like the scream of a devil.

What happened? Cousin, cousin, please help me! Yi Tai! (Yita: In the language of the island country, it seems to mean "very painful". This is also known by Lao San by searching Baidu, and it has nothing to do with Lao San's personal position.

, irrelevant)

My cousin seemed to hear the call from my heart and suddenly appeared in front of me. When the beauty saw her cousin, she immediately let me go, happily called "Sister", and then threw herself into my cousin's arms. My cousin smiled and said

: "Ke'er, you're finally here. Hey, you seem to have lost weight. Didn't you eat well at home?"

The beauty called Ke'er by her cousin let go of her cousin's arms and said, "Cousin, I have lost weight. Only boys will like me if I am slimmer, right?"

"Losing weight for boys? It's not worth it, men are not good at all!" The cousin pinched her fair face.

Ke'er took away her cousin's hand and said with a wicked smile: "Of course, they are all bad, that's why I will lose weight first to trick them. After getting married, I can eat as much as I can, and the more I eat, the more I will eat."

The fatter, the better, they will be so angry, haha... By the way, this is the gangster I just caught, hey, why haven't you left yet?"

Kerr looked at me with a confused expression.

"Well, I'm not a gangster..."

I want to ask: Have you ever seen such a handsome gangster?

I stood up. I don’t know why, but when I looked at the beautiful woman like a boy, I felt a little nervous, especially the little brother under me. My cousin burst out laughing and explained: "His name is Bo Ri."

Day, it’s your cousin, he was joking with you just now...Pfft."

My cousin was so happy. Kerr looked at me like I was a gangster. She whispered to her cousin: "Cousin, are you kidding me? He is actually my cousin. Do I have such a wretched cousin?"

"

Um, if you say bad things about me in front of me, just keep your voice down, but I heard every word clearly!

However, her cousin also "quietly" said to her: "Although he is wretched, after all, he is still your cousin, isn't he? Say hello to him quickly?"

Nima, brother, am I obscene! Am I obscene! Who dares to speak louder!

Ke'er happily said "Hmm" to her cousin and looked at me. She smiled very sweetly and stood up straight. However, just looking at her like this, I felt like a slut... swinging on a swing, and my heartbeat was beating.

She couldn't help but become a little faster, and she said to me respectfully: "Hello, cousin, my name is Li Ke'er, you can just call me Ke'er. Just now... I'm really sorry for you, hehe!"

As she said that, she also spit out her sweet tongue at me, and I wiped it. It was so cute. But thinking of the "whispering" between her and her cousin just now, I was wondering if this was a pretense to deceive my feelings.

Hey, never mind, she’s so pretty and so cute, it’s worth it even if she’s cheated!

But at this time, a voice in my mind said to me: "Don't be deceived by beauty. Do you know how King Zhou, King You of Zhou, and King Fucha of Wu were destroyed? Be careful, beauty is a disaster!"

However, another voice said this: "Don't think nonsense, she is your cousin, why did she lie to you? Even if she really lied to you, what would she get? You don't even have the beginning anymore~!"

I was speechless and ignored these two voices. I just let them argue and messed with my hair. I said a little embarrassedly: "It doesn't matter. It's a complete misunderstanding. My name is Bo Riri.

Today, it's... a bit troublesome here, so let's go to my house first and then talk about it."

Ke'er and her cousin nodded, and then they got on the bus home with me. In the car, I whispered to the cousin next to me: "Cousin, didn't you just say that she is my fiancée? How could that be?

Has it become like this?"

My cousin rolled her eyes at me, then said "poof", and almost laughed: "Do you really think you are the eldest son of our family? Are you still a fiancée? Are you secreting too much adrenaline [1]?"

"Bad cousin, I knew you were lying to me! ... By the way, since she's not my fiancée, you don't have to come with me to pick her up, right? Let me stay in school and study hard," I sighed, and then

I think of my good friend Ou Yuanyuan. At this time, she must be unbearably lonely, hiding in the classroom or in the corner of the lawn practicing the "kneading" technique, right?

"Of course I want you to come back. What if you don't come back?"

"why?"

My cousin said, "Don't worry about me, a girl, going out alone?"

I said, "Don't worry, can I not worry? When you go out, just don't molest other little boys."

My cousin said with a straight face: "Then I am empty and lonely and need someone to accompany me, is it okay?"

I said speechlessly: "Okay."

"Besides, this is your first time meeting her. If you come, you can leave a good impression on her. Besides...this is also what your parents want."

"What do my parents mean?"

"Idiot, how stupid are you? They want to go on a blind date with her!"

"..."

Blind date? No, no matter what, she is also my cousin. Judging from the situation just now, it seems that she is still my cousin’s sister. My cousin’s name is Li Kexin, and her name is Li Ke’er. They have similar names. There is a high possibility that they are my sisters.

, that is to say, she and I are also related by blood. It’s not a good idea to go on a blind date, right? Why are my parents so jealous? Don’t they want me to have sex? It’s annoying~

"Are you thinking about the blood relationship? Don't worry, she has no blood relationship with me or you. She was adopted by my father later. Hey, such a beautiful sister wants to go on a blind date. There are a lot of people chasing her.

Oh, what a pity." My cousin said with regret, as if a flower was about to be inserted into cow dung.

I didn't say anything else about this, tsk tsk, no blood relationship... The strange thing is, why haven't I heard of my cousin and a younger sister before? When was she adopted?

Soon, we arrived at the station near my door. After getting off the bus, my cousin and Keer walked home first, leaving me alone to carry my luggage. It was so abominable. I really wanted to say, cousin, come here.

Come on, I want to talk about life with Kerr!

I was so tired that I was out of breath when I moved my luggage into my house. On the one hand, there might be something wrong with my kidneys, and on the other hand... this suitcase is really big and heavy. It's not like carrying luggage here.

We were moving. When we came to the living room, her cousin started talking to her. But the bad thing was that she seemed to be very reserved. Hey, it would be great if she was like her cousin. They are not related by blood anyway.

You can do things that ** do to enhance your relationship~

"Hey, little Riri, why are you here? Help Ke'er pack her luggage!"

"Pack your luggage?" I asked doubtfully.

"Well... I'm sorry, cousin, I forgot to tell you. I may have to live here forever..."

Um, why does another one want to live here? I don’t have any extra room in my house. Even my cousin and my sister are sleeping in the same bed.

"There's nothing I can do about it. I was admitted to the nursing training school in Nancheng... Cousin, you won't mind, right?"

I quickly shook my head and said, "Why, how could it be possible...hehehe."

Damn, you don’t mind this, it’s a nursing school! You may have to wear a nurse’s uniform in the future, tsk tsk, it seems that I finally have the opportunity to see the live version of the uniform temptation, um, her breasts don’t seem to be the same as mine.

Almost... I will have to help her grow bigger someday... Uh, how can you be so evil, Bo Riri, you are so shameless~

"You can feel free to live here, uncle and aunt also agreed," the cousin said to Ke'er.

I asked: "Cousin, there seems to be no spare room here, where will she live?"

"Nonsense, I've already squeezed into the same room as your sister, so of course I'm staying in your room!" My cousin said nonchalantly, but to me, this was like a bolt from the blue! I wonder, what kind of situation is this?

In my room? How can I bear to share a room with a beautiful woman who has no blood relationship? This is not possible, I will definitely do something wrong!

I blushed: "Well... then I'll sleep in the living room..."

Sighing, I walked to the toilet dejectedly, but Ke'er's voice came from my back door. She said a little shyly: "Then let's live with my cousin for a while first, and then a week later."

My sister is about to start school soon. After she leaves, I will live with your sister. Otherwise, I would be really embarrassed to let my cousin sleep in the living room for so many days."

([1] Note: Adrenaline is a hormone secreted by the human body. When a person experiences certain stimuli, this chemical substance is secreted, which can speed up breathing, accelerate heartbeat and blood flow, and dilate pupils, providing sufficient energy for physical activities.
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