Chapter 0029 part-time advertisement
Hearing what she said, my friends and I were shocked! What on earth did she want to do to me? Did she want me to sit next to her and then look for opportunities to retaliate? Oh, Dad! My brother is not casual.
People!
I said with a sneer, "Isn't that good? Just change positions at will without the teacher's consent...Besides, Xiaoyu doesn't want me to leave, right? Right, Xiaoyu?"
The corners of Lin Xiaoyu's mouth were slightly raised and her eyes were squinted, ha! I knew she would be on my side, but she said coldly: "Go away, Xiaori, otherwise you will keep talking to me during class.
It’s so annoying.”
I:"……"
Looking at Lin Xiaoyu's innocent smile, I had no choice but to sigh. I followed Ou Yuanyuan with endless tangles in my heart, as if there were countless grass and mud horses fighting in a group. After walking a few steps, I heard Lin Xiaoyu and Zhou Mengdie talking and laughing behind me.
Voice, I thought to myself, you two traitors! If one day my brother catches you, it will be nice for you! The consequences... will be very serious, just like Ou Yuanyuan! For a moment, I became evil again, tsk tsk, these two
Such a beautiful girl, when will I be able to get started? Tsk tsk, I’m so looking forward to it!
Damn it, BoRiRi, how can you think of these shameless things, you are pure!
I shook my head desperately, and the sentences from the Guanyin Heart Sutra quickly emerged in my mind. After shaking off the evil consciousness in my heart, I continued to follow Ou Yuanyuan. At this time, I discovered that Ou Yuanyuan seemed to be walking abnormally and was limping.
Damn it. Suddenly, I thought of the "little thing" yesterday afternoon. Well, yesterday afternoon was the first time, and I did it so violently. I am really a fucking beast. If there is a next time, I will definitely be gentle.
Pointed.
I sat down at Chen Yulu's seat and saw that Ou Yuanyuan just smiled and didn't speak. My heart felt hairy, hairier than those in pornographic movies.
From now on it is morning reading class, so I pretend to read the textbook, and from time to time I look at Ou Yuanyuan with my peripheral vision. I saw that when she sees me casting my eyes towards her, she will smile softly, lying down
Damn, I'm dead now, she must be up to no good! No, I have to leave this place of right and wrong quickly!
We were in a "stalemate" like this for almost three minutes. I couldn't bear it anymore. I stood up and wanted to go back to my seat, but in this flash of lightning, Ou Yuanyuan's hand grabbed my skirt.
Looking back quickly, the smile on her face was still as gentle as before.
She lowered her head, not looking at me, and said shyly: "Xiaori, just... stay with me here, okay?"
Let me go inside. Every time she said a word, I couldn't help but shudder. Could it be that this girl was frightened by me yesterday!? Amitabha, sin, sin, donor, Nancheng Mental Hospital is waiting for you. It won't take more than one course of treatment.
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"What...what do you want to do to me?" I sat back on the rainy seat and asked coldly.
"No, I just want you to...accompany me." Ou Yuanyuan's face turned redder and redder, and she was quite shy when speaking.
Well, I still don’t understand what happened. Logically speaking, she should be very angry because I did something like that to her yesterday, no! She must have some conspiracy, and I can’t just be fooled. So,
I stayed with her all morning, and she gradually told me some things about herself. For example, she said that her parents were small civil servants in the city, so the family lived well off, but
Her parents gave her very little pocket money. She had an uncle who opened an "underground" coal mine in Nanshan. Then she asked me about my family's affairs. I thought she must be trying to find out something about me, so these questions
I basically fooled around.
Until after school, she wanted to invite me to the cafeteria again. I was afraid of her. Humph, this girl definitely wanted to drug me while I was letting my guard down. Damn it, I won't fall for your trick!
Ou Yuanyuan lowered her head and asked weakly: "I'll invite you this time, too. Can you go to the cafeteria with me?"
I thought this little guy was pretending to be decent, so he said: "I have a guest at my house today at noon. I must go home for a meal. Another day...I'll treat you. That's all for now."
After saying that, I turned around and wanted to run away, but she grabbed my T-shirt again and asked with disbelief: "Who is this guest?"
I'll go, you asked me all this.
I sighed and said to her with a melancholy face: "It's a long story. She is my long-lost sister. I still remember that when I was six and she was five, my family gave her away to avoid family planning.
I was adopted by a distant relative. My distant relative saw how cute she was, so he decided to adopt her. There was only one condition, that is, our family and her could not see each other again. As a result, one day a year later, the distant relative was very anxious.
I called my mother and told her that my sister was missing, and asked my mother if she was back here. At that time..."
"Okay." Ou Yuanyuan sighed and said speechlessly.
"Hey, Xiaoyuan, listen to what I have to say...at that time..."
"Well, next time, I will definitely listen to you carefully next time."
"Well, what a pity."
I think I have to admire my ability to make up stories. Gee, I just picked it up at my fingertips. You see, I just coaxed a little girl away. It seems that I should be a material for writing novels. If there is a chance, I will
I will definitely write a novel. I have already thought of the name. It will be called "Hang in a Girls' High School". What do you think? Is this a nice name?
I came to the bus stop not far from the school gate and waited for the bus home. I thought, I haven’t gone home for lunch in the past few days. My cousin must not have prepared my share, so I gave it to me.
My sister made a phone call.
"Hey, Xiaoli, I have to go back for dinner today. I forgot to record my cousin's number. Can you call her to tell her? Ah? You said my cousin is not at home? What is she doing... with my class teacher?
Did you go to the amusement park? Well, I understand, please send me her phone number, okay, take good care of yourself, okay, okay, okay, okay, bye..."
After making this call, my face turned green. I smiled bitterly and said to myself, "Teacher Cang, you and my cousin are getting along so fast. You must remember to buy a condom. If you get pregnant, give her a condom."
If you give birth or have an abortion, I will hate you forever!
I couldn't go home to eat, so I had to leave the bus station. I touched my pockets, but I only had two yuan in change. Hey, I went to the canteen to buy two loaves of bread to eat... Hey, wait a minute, what is this?
I looked at the stop sign next to the bus stop. There seemed to be many small advertisements posted on it. I looked at one of the more eye-catching ones, which had a few lines of words written on a small red note: "Apply for a certificate, graduation certificate, degree certificate, marriage certificate
Divorce certificates, birth certificates, and death certificates can all be completed within 48 hours. If you can't think of it, we can't do it. Contact number: 182..."
Um, what kind of junk ads are they? Not this one, but the following ones?
"The circumcision surgery uses advanced foreign equipment, no surgery required, painless surgery, and gives you a fresh and cute little turtle. The contact number is four two, four..."
"The old military doctor can help you treat impotence and premature ejaculation in just half a month, with a ejaculation time of up to 100 minutes, and the penis will grow ten centimeters thicker..."
"..."
I'm so stupid. What kind of qualities do these people have? They post rubbish and money-making advertisements indiscriminately. What I hate the most in my life is this kind of people...Hurry up and record these numbers. Maybe they are really effective and can be used in the future.
Go up, tsk tsk, it’s grown ten centimeters, it’s quite tempting.
Just when I recorded these numbers and was about to leave, I saw a line of black words on the glass of the stop sign: "Part-time job: Looking for a girlfriend, three hundred yuan a day, contact number..."
Seeing this, I suddenly had an idea. It turns out that I can still make money doing this! Haha, I suddenly felt that being a woman is very good~
I quickly recorded this call. I had already thought about it. The weekend will be in two days. If I do this part-time job for two days, I can earn 600 yuan. Not bad, 600 yuan can make me a lot of money.
There are so many things to do. I can help Niuquan pay off the medical bills and solve my current tight life. I can also buy Teacher Cang’s new movies in large quantities, right?
I left the bus station humming a song happily, and suddenly there was a "boom". I didn't see clearly in front of me, and bumped into a soft thing. I couldn't stand still, but "Oops" came from in front of me.
With a loud thud, I knew I must have hit someone, so I concentrated my attention and looked forward.
It doesn’t matter if you look at it or not. When I looked at it, I was simply shocked. Who is this if it’s not Zhou Mengdie? Strange, she hasn’t gone home yet?
I quickly stepped forward to help her up, but what I didn't expect was that she cried like this. I was shocked. Did she hurt her somewhere?
I looked at her body up and down, um, the front is convex and the back is curved, and the waist is quite thin. Is there nothing wrong with her?
I asked in a panic: "Mengdie, how could you do this? Are you injured anywhere? Huh?"
"Huh?" Zhou Mengdie continued to cry, as if she didn't know what I was talking about. Then, she picked up a bag of things on the ground. I must have knocked it off just now. I took a look and saw that the bag was
It's transparent, with a lunch box inside.
Eh? She calls me eldest sister? Isn’t she another one who got nervous by me? Aren’t we quite familiar? Haven’t you noticed that I am your dearest Xiaori?
I was about to say something to her, when suddenly, I noticed that Zhou Mengdie seemed to be shorter than before, at least four centimeters shorter, and her appearance became much greener. However, her breasts were bigger than before, and the clothes she wore were
It was different before. She was wearing a dress before, but now she is just wearing a breathable T-shirt. Damn it, I just discovered that she and Zhou Mengdie are not the same person!
But, doesn’t it look too similar?
"I seemed to have recognized the wrong person just now...you and a friend of mine look alike."
Before I finished speaking, she pouted and said, "Bad sister, you knocked someone down and didn't say sorry. I hate such irresponsible bad people the most!"
Chapter completed!