At about nine o'clock in the morning, the air was a little humid, the temperature was about 24.5 degrees Celsius, and I couldn't sweat much when I was doing exercise. This is really "beautiful"!

In Yulu's villa and on a table in the living room, Yulu and I sat face to face, looking at their respective math textbooks, silent. Uncle Zhong went to the table from time to time to see if the coffee in our cup was finished, and if we finished drinking it, we added it.

Yu Lu looked at the textbook intently, and I was peeping at her from time to time, and I was imagining as I looked at it. Alas, why do boys and girls attract each other? Why is the sky blue? Why do flowers so red? Why are your breasts so plump? I think, judging from this rhythm, the next development should be like this:

I said, "Yu Lu, let's just read the textbooks. Will the review be effective in this way?"

Yulu pouted and said, "Oh, it's true, I'm so bored."

I put down the textbook in my hand and smiled obscenely, "Then let's play with something else first! How about it?"

Yulu said happily, OK, okay, and asked me what to play? I said, "Let me think about it, by the way, aren't you envious of the game that Xiaoyuan and I played in the woods that time? In fact, it's not an evil game, it's two people working together to exercise, strengthen their physical fitness, and enhance their overall national quality!"

Yu Lu snorted, pouted and said, "I don't believe it!"

I stretched out my claws and grabbed her shoulders, and said seriously: "Marxist philosophy tells us that practice is the only criterion for testing truth. If you don't believe it, then I have to let you test it and let you experience it yourself, are I as evil as you imagined!"

"Well, then, okay, don't hurt me," said Yu Lu, after saying that, took off all her clothes and pants, and then I started my "human experiment". The process was very simple, which was to "friction and generate heat", then "liquid cooling", followed by "piston movement", and finally to "harmony between man and nature", which was only more than an hour, nothing, haha!

I was immersed in the wonderful fantasy and almost fell into the textbook.

But fantasy is fantasy, this is the real situation.

I read the book for more than ten minutes, and Yulu didn't speak. I recalled the fantasy just now and asked, "Yulu, we just read the textbooks. Will the review be effective in this way?"

"The teacher said that the questions given in the exam are all knowledge in the textbook, it depends on how we extend them." Yu Lu turned over another page of the book, and when she spoke, her eyes never left the textbook.

It’s a scam, why is it different from what you imagined? It’s unscientific!

I hurriedly said, "But I don't know how to do it. Didn't you tell me?"

Yulu said: "Yes, but before teaching you, you have to be familiar with the knowledge points of the textbook, right? You don't even read the textbook, and you won't understand it even if I talk about it, right?"

"Uh, but reading books is too boring, right?"

"Einstein once said that success = hard labor + correct method + less empty talk."

"But my method is incorrect!"

"Then do hard work and say less empty talk first?"

I:"……"

After she said this, I had to bite the bullet and read the book. Yulu continued to flip through the textbook, occasionally calculating some things with a pen, very seriously, and after reading it for two minutes, my head started to hurt. After five minutes, my headache was already split, as if a grass mud horse was about to pop out. Ten minutes later, I scratched my hair all over and scolded the next door! Who made this math book? It made people want shit. I think, I want to hit the wall!

Yu Lu closed the math textbook, sighed and said to me, "Xiao Ri, let's not read the textbook for now, right?"

I was ecstatic, haha, Yulu, you also feel bored, right? Alas, I know!

"Let's do exercises and consolidate them first. I also bought an extra exercise collection. Look at it." Yulu threw a large thick book for me. I took it and opened it. I was stunned. I bought a high-end watch last year! Do you still let me live?!

Just when I couldn't help but stand up and want to shout loudly, Yulu asked in confusion: "Xiao Ri, why are you doing? Do you not want to do it? Then you go home and rest first. I'm very disappointed with you."

“…”

"Haha, why? I found that this topic is the type I like. I was so excited!" I sat down, curled my lips, my forehead was covered with cold sweat, and Yulu showed a charming smile. She said, "That's good."

Next, I spent the most difficult day in my life. During this day, I actually read six or seven hours of books and did a lot of exercises. In the middle, I said that I didn’t know some questions, so I came to her and wanted her to teach me step by step. In this way, I could take the opportunity to take advantage of it. As a result, Yu Lu was far away when she saw me approaching and said, “Xiao Ri, don’t touch me, you are so evil!”

Why is my brother evil? I haven’t kissed you yet, damn!

Today, I am back to that good socialist student.

At five o'clock in the afternoon, I finally left the "Castle of Devils" and went home. As soon as I got home, I received a text message from Yu Lu, which read: "Xiao Ri, the effect is good today, come again tomorrow~"

When I thought of such a tragic day, I immediately replied: "Sorry, I may have something to do tomorrow, so I can't go."

Yu Lu replied to me in total two text messages.

: "Okay, you can't come."

Seeing this text message, I was so happy that I rushed directly to the main road and shouted: "Thank God, thanks to Shakyamuni! Amen!"

I was about to contact Xiaoyuan, thinking of going to her house tomorrow to discuss life and ideals with her, the second text message came: "You can't come, then don't ask me for help from now on, there is no patience at all."

Haha, the matter of looking for Xiaoyuan was ruined like this. Yulu, you still understand me...

The next day, I lived like yesterday, but I felt better than yesterday. At least, my head would not hurt particularly when I was reading, but I still couldn't concentrate. After reading for a while, I yawned. Yulu sighed, paused, and then said, "Xiao Ri, look at your unintended look, then this way, how about we bet?"

"Betting?" I suddenly became interested: "This is good, so how do you want to bet?"

"Well, don't talk about anything else, just math. If you can pass this time, I will promise you a condition. If you fail, you will promise me that you must study hard in the future and not be lazy. How about it?" Chen Yulu said to me excitedly, "I was shocked after hearing this. As long as I can pass the math, she will promise me a condition. Well, be it, is it true?

I asked hurriedly, "If I can pass the exam, can I really agree to any conditions?"

"Well, I keep my word," Yulu thought about it again, her face suddenly turned red, and another additional condition was added. "I promise you everything except doing bad things to me!"

"What are the bad things?" I said ashamed.

"What do you think?" Yu Lu's face turned redder.

"Then, can you kiss me?" I was a little embarrassed.

"No, you can't touch me!" Chen Yulu buried her head in the textbook in shame.

Damn! You can't do bad things, so what's the use of this condition?

I wanted to refuse, but she raised her head and looked at my eyes, as if she was looking forward to something. As soon as she stared at me, my heartbeat would get faster and faster. I seemed to have figured out something, and then said firmly: "Okay, I promise you!"

"Hooking for a hundred years, no change is allowed!" Yulu and I pulled the hook of their little fingers.

Next, I studied day and night, and my beliefs were very firm. When I read the textbook, I was not very tired.

When I got home at night, I didn’t even bother to eat dinner, and my parents kept urging me. I had to climb to the table and stew the rice into my mouth. I kept thinking about the mathematical formulas in my mind, for fear that I would forget it if I was not careful. My mother was moved and said, “Sun, you are finally willing to study hard. Your dad and I have finally waited for today!”

My mother almost cried, Xiaoli and Keer were frightened, and I hurriedly comforted me: "Mom, my child is unfilial. I will study hard in the future and strive to make greater contributions to the motherland."

Mom's smile was very kind: "Okay, it's enough to have this heart. Don't be too tired. The body is the capital of revolution."

Dad was holding a dish indifferent look and said disdainfully: "Just pretending and talking, I am really willing to learn, can I cram the moment I just need to cram the Buddha?"

I put down the bowl and chopsticks and said, "Dad, I will prove it to you!"

After saying that, I went back to the room and devoted myself to the ocean of mathematics. Monday to Wednesday is the exam time, and mathematics is the Wednesday morning. I still have time. Moreover, I have only been in a month of class and only talked about the textbook content. I can still write down some knowledge points. The key is that this application is, it is so difficult, I have to do more exercises.

I had to turn off the lights and go to bed at night, Keer asked: "Cousin, have you been hit hard recently? You actually started to study? It's not easy."

I continued to do the questions, and for the sake of that "condition", I felt not very tired. I felt that I could still stick to it, so I said to Keer: "You turn off the lights and go to bed first. I have to do some questions again. There is not enough time."

Ke'er said "Oh" and felt bored, so she turned off the light and went to sleep. I turned on the desk lamp and got lost in the sea of ​​questions. For the first time, I felt that a person with goals and beliefs would become so persistent and irritable. Because, for that "condition", I felt that it was worth doing this. However, after only ten minutes of the question, Ke'er was not asleep. Suddenly, he said: "Cousin, you are still doing the questions. Don't you want to... be with me?"

The "Little Day" under me kept shouting, I want it!

But I know, no, if I do that, I will not have the heart to learn!

Gripping my teeth, I said, "Next time, I'll finish the exam in a few days, okay?"

"Hmph, it's not fun." Ke'er covered the quilt back and breathed a sigh of relief, throwing away the lust in his mind, and continuing to fight. Unexpectedly, twenty minutes later, I heard a seductive cry coming from Ke'er's quilt, with the screams as follows: "Ah~! Um! Um... Um! Oh! Um! Um... Um..."
Chapter completed!