My name is Bo Riri, I am a male and I like girls. The original intention of my family in choosing this name is good, which means that experts can learn from others' strengths and prosper. Unexpectedly, in the river crab era, this name has added a new meaning.

Life is like a coffee table, full of tragedies. This sentence is really suitable to describe my life.

When I was a newborn, my nurse was going through menopause. Because I didn’t cry for the first time, she beat me so hard! I cried so hard that my grandma kept thanking her afterward.

Compliment her on her skills!

When I was five years old, I went to an amusement park with my mother and got lost. Seeing how sad I was, a kind uncle wanted to take me across the road. Unfortunately, before I could reach the middle of the road, he was hit by a car.

The taxi was hit. Fortunately, the ambulance arrived in time, otherwise the funeral car next to him might have had to get on him.

When I was ten years old, I was in the third grade. That day I went home hand in hand with the class beauty, talking, laughing, and humming. Because I was too focused, there was a sudden "boom" and I hit the wall directly.

At school, the class beauty asked me, are you okay? I was in terrible pain, but in order to show my masculinity, I said, "It's okay." As a result, blood streamed from her forehead. She was so frightened that she called her mother and went home crying. After that, I

The two never went home together again.

When I was thirteen years old, during the graduation exam from elementary school to junior high school, because I didn't review well and didn't want to be scolded by my family, I thought of cheating. It happened that the classmates four seats around me had a good relationship with me. They were very close friends.

They all handed me papers. I carefully took the papers and compared them. I was so moved that I almost cried. Damn it, all four options of the multiple-choice question were selected!

When I was fifteen years old, I first fell in love and fell in love with Yang Xiaozi, the beauty of the class. So I invited her to the school road to confess my love to her. At that time, the sky was gray and it suddenly started to rain. It stopped raining.

It was not too big, not too small, but it was moderate rain. Suddenly, I thought of Dai Wangshu's "Rain Lane", thinking that in this artistic conception, the success rate of confession would be much higher. At that moment, she said with my face slightly red:

Xiao Zi, I like you. Xiao Zi covered her head with her hands, forced a smile and said, "You are a good person."

In the summer when I was sixteen years old, it was the time when we were taking the entrance exam for high school. The weather was extremely hot and unbearable. The fans in the exam room where I was sitting happened to be broken. Twenty minutes before the exam started, I was meditating on Sakyamuni in my seat in the exam room.

, trying to get rid of such a hot mood and reach the state of "selflessness", but what I didn't expect was that a pretty good-looking girl at the table next to her was covered in cold sweat, and her white dress was soaked, vaguely

You can see the beautiful scenery inside. It is obvious that her attraction to me is much greater than that of Sakyamuni. From time to time, she licks her dry lips and wipes the sweat on her forehead with a tissue... Damn,

Isn’t this the temptation of nakedness or what?!

At this moment, she suddenly fell down on the desk. The first thing I thought of was: She had a heat stroke! Yes, the air was so hot and she was wearing so many clothes. It would be strange not to have a heat stroke. Suddenly, something came to my mind

A series of heroes appeared, Dong Cunrui, Huang Jiguang, Qiu Shaoyun, and Lei Feng were instantly possessed by their souls! At that moment, I was not the only one fighting! I swallowed hard, took a deep breath, and immediately left my seat to carry her on my back.

Without waiting for the invigilator's angry rebuke, she ran out of the examination room and headed towards the infirmary. At this time, she suddenly started struggling. I said, "Don't move. The infirmary will be here soon." She cried and beat my head desperately.

Said: "What infirmary... I just happened to be there these days... let me go! Let me go!"

After that, my test scores were almost cancelled. What happened next? Then there was no more.

…

There is a saying called "After the rain, it always turns sunny." Now that I think about it, this sentence is really cliché.

When I was sixteen years old, shortly after taking the high school entrance examination, I happily received the admission notice. When I saw the shiny scores on the notice, I immediately felt guilty. What a pity, I was only two hundred points away.

It’s the key point to enter the city! Let’s look at the school that admitted me, and it turned out to be the No. 3 Middle School in the city? Well, this should be my second choice. In other words, I was not admitted to the school of my first choice.

I called the teacher at that time, and the teacher told me that I was still three points short of the Huizhong score line.

Hey, there's still three points left, so there's nothing we can do about it, City No. 3 Middle School? It sounds like the third-ranked middle school in Nancheng City, and it looks pretty good. So, with a sly smile, I took the admission notice home and handed it over.

I gave it to my dad, thinking that he would praise me, tsk tsk, and maybe he would make an exception and give me a few hundred dollars of pocket money. Haha, didn’t the small shop selling CDs on the street just buy some erotic movies from the island country recently?

, I remember Teacher Cang is very popular, one ticket costs twenty yuan...

But what I didn't expect was that my father frowned after seeing it and angrily said: "You bad boy! Don't you know that No. 3 Middle School is a girls' school? I told you when you filled out your application form, just fill in Huizhong."

Yes, how did you fill it in!?"

Um, the city's No. 3 Middle School is a girls' school? Why have I never heard of it? It's impossible... No, since it's a girls' school and I'm a boy. In those days, boys weren't allowed to enroll in a girls' school. Why did I go there?

What? This is unscientific!

I explained it carefully to my father. My father thought for a long time before he figured it out. He took out the household registration book and looked at it carefully before throwing it to me. When I saw it, I was stunned. The household registration book said, name: Bo Ri.

Date, gender: female, date of birth: March 8, 1990.

I was dumbfounded and asked: "What's going on? Not only the gender, but also my birthday is wrong!"

Dad paused and said, "It's not because of the police station!"

I said angrily: "Then you should have noticed it earlier, why didn't you change it back then?"

Dad didn't speak at that time, his brows were still slightly furrowed, but I knew that he wasn't angry, he probably didn't want to tell me the truth. Later, my mother secretly told me: I did go to get it, but the police said it would cost four thousand yuan.

The combined salary of my parents is less than 1,000 yuan a month. In addition to me, there is a sister who is 1 year younger than me and is in the second grade of junior high school. The burden is really heavy. I have to spend 4,000 yuan to pay for the education.

The household registration book has a huge impact on the family.

Suddenly, there were countless grass mud horses running happily in the Gobi desert in my heart. Damn you uncle! Have you ever seen the gender of the household registration book being wrong? My birthday is March 8th? It’s only March 8th for you, and your whole family is.

It's March 8th! It's obviously June 10th! At that moment, I really wanted to burn down the police station!

Dad sighed and said with a somewhat helpless expression: "Go and repeat your studies. I'll try my best to think of a way this year."

Hearing what my father said, a senseless anger suddenly surged in my chest. Maybe it was because I was in puberty at that age... well, it was adolescence, and my rebellious mood was extremely high. At that moment, I really wanted to find someone.

Forget about being killed by frozen tofu! Because there is no use repeating a year! The score line of City No. 2 Middle School is more than 100 points higher than City No. 3 Middle School. How can a pure socialist middle school student like me reach that level!?

"I don't want it! I won't read it again!" I shouted dissatisfied.

"Don't re-study? Then go work!" Dad was a little angry.

"I don't want to work, I want to study!"

"Study? Is the No. 3 Middle School where you study? Don't give me any harsh words! Either go to repeat your studies or go to work!" Dad suddenly stood up and shouted, his face turned a little red and his breathing was a little short.

At this time, I was frightened by him, and the dissatisfaction in my heart became stronger and stronger. So, I made a painful decision - I want to run away from home! Yes! I am sixteen years old this year, and my hair has grown.

It’s almost time, it’s time to tell them that I can stand on my own! I can be self-reliant! I will do what I want to do! I swear I will never come back to this home again and make my parents burst into tears and finally tell me bitterly.

Pleading: My child, please go back, we bought a cake for you.

That night, I cried at the door of my house with runny nose and tears: "Dad, Mom, I'm hungry... ugh."

I was depressed for a whole week about going to high school. My mother couldn't bear it anymore, so she discussed with my father that I should go to a girls' school or something. The reason was that I heard that some other girls' schools across the country had recently begun to recruit boys.

, the city's No. 3 Middle School may change next year and start recruiting boys. It doesn't matter if I go in. My dad still firmly disagrees, saying it will ruin the reputation. At that time, I was hiding by the door and eavesdropping. I suddenly jumped out and said righteously.

He said: "I want to study!!"

Really, I didn’t have any evil thoughts at the time, I just wanted to study... How hard is it to work?

Finally, after struggling for a long time, my father said with a straight face: "I don't care about you anymore!" After that, he went out.

So, my mother and I declared victory in the battle. Yes, my mother has always been on my side, playing the red-faced role, while my father played the black-faced role. I know that their intentions are all good.

But my mother is still a little worried: "I don't know if the school will allow you to go to a girls' school. You are a boy..."

I thought about it and found that indeed, this was a problem. After all, the school still clearly stipulated that only girls were admitted. Suddenly, I thought of something again, so I went back to the room and took a look in the big mirror. After looking up and down, I felt satisfied.

He nodded, well, if he dresses up, he should look pretty.

After an hour-long psychological war, I finally made a "painful" decision.

I came out of the room, patted my chest and said, "Mom, I have an idea. I can go in disguised as a man!"

This was a rather bold decision, and it should be regarded as unprecedented. Looking at my mother's face, she was obviously frightened. Her mouth was wide enough to stuff an egg, with a look of disbelief on her face.

I continued: "It doesn't matter, I look a bit... like a girl."

My mother looked at me, looked at her son carefully, frowned slightly, and was speechless, but my thoughts were not like this. Think about it, Mulan served in the army for her father in ancient times, and now I, Bo Ri, go to school.

Men pretending to be women, in my eyes, the nature of the two is the same~

"You see, when I was twelve years old, Aunt Xie, who had just moved here, said to you the first time she saw me: You are so lucky to have such a pretty and fair daughter, and my son is not too young either.

Now, how about we..." I said quietly.

Mother:"……"

Finally, after my eloquent explanations, my mother finally agreed. My father didn’t care, and he didn’t want to care so much, but I think the reason why he approved of me entering a girls’ school was because he

I have always believed that carrying on the family line is very important!

I was so happy, thinking that the spring of life was coming soon! But there was another problem. Although I looked more like a girl, it can only be said to be "comparative". If I were to wear handsome clothes, let me look more like a girl.

If people stare at me for more than ten minutes, most people can still confirm that I am a handsome young man. If I enroll directly in this way, it is still very risky. After all, I still have to hang out for three years!

Since I want to go to a girls' school and dress up as girls, I have to get a few sets of girls' clothes. I am the kind of person who does whatever it takes to achieve my goals. I just do it and I immediately rushed into the supermarket. When I saw

When the clothes counter was filled with girls’ underwear, I almost had a nosebleed! How could such a pure person like me bear this? I quickly went to the toilet to wash my face before coming back. What I didn’t expect was that
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