602. Chapter 602 [The girl next door grows up]
When Li Xiaoqiang and Liu Ye heard the little girl's words, they stared at the little girl in amazement.
Is this little girl a little too tough?
How old is this? How dare you ask Li Xiaoqiang to make it?
I'll rub it!
Li Xiaoqiang swallowed and said, "I said sister, how old are you?"
When the little girl heard Li Xiaoqiang's words, she opened her eyes wide and stared at Li Xiaoqiang and said, "I, guess?"
Li Xiaoqiang said angrily: "I guess your sister!"
The little girl smiled and said, "I don't have a sister, I am an only child."
Li Xiaoqiang sighed and said, "You said three-pack, no problem, but do you know what three-pack means? How old are you? You haven't even grown up, right? You actually want three-packs, and you don't know how embarrassed you are."
When the little girl heard Li Xiaoqiang's words, she stared at Li Xiaoqiang and said, "I know the meaning of three packs. Isn't it just for food, accommodation, and sleep?"
Li Xiaoqiang rolled his eyes at the little girl and said, "You know you want me three more guarantees. You have to know that if your parents know what you said today, you will definitely be very sad."
When the little girl heard you, Li Xiaoqiang mentioned her parents, the expression on her face changed slightly. She stared at Li Xiaoqiang and smiled and said, "They will not be sad."
When Li Xiaoqiang saw the little girl's appearance, he probably guessed what kind of family the little girl was.
Li Xiaoqiang stared at the little girl and said, "Then follow me, but I agreed not to talk nonsense, otherwise I can only send you back immediately. You see, I am a gangster. If you don't obey, I will sell you directly."
When the little girl heard Li Xiaoqiang's words, she nodded like a chicken pecking at the rice and said, "Well, but I'm very confused. Are you the gangster brothers like this? It's easy to talk to? If that's the case, I must be a gangster sister in the future."
Li Xiaoqiang shook his head helplessly.
Then Li Xiaoqiang got into the car, and the little girl sat next to him, and the car drove towards the hospital.
The little girl sat next to Li Xiaoqiang, took off her shoes and squatted on the seat. She turned her head and stared at the dozen cars behind her, and smiled cutely: "The gangster brothers I saw on TV before are very fierce, but you are really not that kind of person. What does it look like? Well... let me think about it, um, it's like a brother next door."
Li Xiaoqiang sighed and said, "That's when you didn't see me being powerful. I told you that when I kicked Beihai Kindergarten, punched Nanshan Nursing Home, my hand was raised and my sword fell. Everyone on the street fell to the ground. That was so miserable."
When the little girl heard Li Xiaoqiang's words, she turned her head and stared at Li Xiaoqiang, blinked and said, "Are you saying true?"
Li Xiaoqiang nodded quickly and said, "Of course it's true. Look at my serious expression, do you seem to be lying?"
When the little girl heard Li Xiaoqiang's words, she curled her lips and said, "Don't think I'm a post-00s generation and I'll bully you. Tell you that I've seen a lie in your eyes."
Li Xiaoqiang stared at the little girl and said, "Are you a born in the 2000s?"
The little girl blinked and said, "Yes, what's wrong? Do you look down on us born in the 2000s?"
Li Xiaoqiang sighed and said, "Hey, it seems that I am an old man. I didn't expect that girls born in the 2000s will develop so early. I just want to ask you, do you often eat papaya at home?"
When the little girl heard Li Xiaoqiang's words, she rolled her eyes at Li Xiaoqiang and said, "Don't slander me, I don't like uncle."
"What?" Li Xiaoqiang stared at the little girl and said, "What did you call me? You actually call me uncle?"
The little girl nodded quickly and said, "Yes, you are an uncle. Look at your beard, it looks so black and long. I was wondering, will you prick her when you kiss your girlfriend? "
"Well……"
When Li Xiaoqiang heard the little girl's words, he was speechless at the little girl.
Li Xiaoqiang sighed and said, "The children born in the 2000s are so tough."
The little girl stared at Li Xiaoqiang and said, "I'm not a little girl, I'm an adult. Look at me, it's already very big."
When the little girl said this, she even held her chest up.
The little girl's action immediately made Li Xiaoqiang ring Liang Ying. Liang Ying had already taken the college entrance examination, and I don't know what the result of her exam was.
Li Xiaoqiang stared at the little girl's appearance and nodded, "It's really big and big compared to your peers."
When the little girl heard this, she suddenly stared at Li Xiaoqiang and blinked and said, "Uncle, do you particularly like little girls like me?"
Li Xiaoqiang turned his head and stared at the little girl and said, "What did you say? I like little girls like you? Are you full of hair? Are you adult? Tell you, I am not your principals, I am not interested in minors. I like mature women, that is, those who are boundless with watery bodies. When you see it, you can drip water. That is the one your uncle likes."
The little girl hurriedly approached Li Xiaoqiang, held Li Xiaoqiang's arm and said, "Uncle, have you never heard of such a saying, "The girl next door has grown up first. Although I, a girl born in the 2000s, is not mature yet, her breasts are not very big, her butt is not very slim, and her legs are not very slender, but six or seven years later, I am a big beauty. Think about it, you can keep me now, I can eat and sleep with you. When I grow up, you will pick me again. How interesting it is, how romantic it is, right?"
Li Xiaoqiang swallowed, stared at the little girl with delicate facial features and said, "Do you want me to give you a bag??"
The little girl nodded quickly and said, "Yes, when I grow up, I am a beauty. You call it investment. Although I am a small flower bud, in a few years, I will be a big blooming flower. If you push me down, it will be so interesting. It's like falling in love. The final result is not important, what is important is the process."
Li Xiaoqiang curled his lips and said, "Who told you that the result is not important? Tell you, do you know what the purpose of a big relationship is? Do you know why those college students are in love? Do you know why those college students break up after graduation?"
The little girl shook her head, stared at Li Xiaoqiang and said, "Why?"
Li Xiaoqiang said: "Many men fall in love for the final result. If they can go to bed with this woman directly, I dare to guarantee that more than 80% of men will not choose the love process. Doing anything is purposeful. The purpose of falling in love is to be able to sleep with this woman and to press this woman under their own body. Forget it, I won't tell you later, it's not suitable for children."
The little girl quickly wielded Li Xiaoqiang's arm and said, "No, I think it's interesting. I know everything. Just tell me. Isn't it just a matter between men and women? We girls born in the 2000s are separate. We often watch **** on our mobile phones."
"Well……"
Li Xiaoqiang was thundered by the little girl's last words. Li Xiaoqiang wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and said, "Damn, is this I am too backward, or am I not keeping up with the development of the times? I feel that compared to you little girls born in the 2000s, I am a pure boy."
The little girl born in the 2000s smiled and said, "It's not that the times are too backward, but that we are evolving too fast."
Li Xiaoqiang nodded and said, "By the way!"
The little girl still stared at Li Xiaoqiang and said, "You haven't told me why those college students are in love and why they broke up again?"
Li Xiaoqiang stared at the little girl and said, "You really want to listen? If you say this, it will be very pornographic and violent."
When the little girl heard Li Xiaoqiang's words, she seemed to see ice cream and quickly said excitedly: "I like very pornographic and violent things the most."
Li Xiaoqiang sighed and said, "Hey, then I will tell you as my uncle, but don't divide your innocent uncle into the same type of people as them."
The little girl nodded quickly and said, "Well."
Li Xiaoqiang said: "First, when college students are in love, that is caused by the general environment. The second is to say that it is a little vulgar, that is to find a free B to solve physiological problems. Women also want to find a high-level man to satisfy themselves. As for why they break up after graduation, it is because they have more yearning for better B and better men in society."
When the little girl heard Li Xiaoqiang's words, she swallowed and stared at Li Xiaoqiang and said, "Uncle... Uncle, what you said is very interesting, but why does it sound a little hard to accept?"
Li Xiaoqiang raised his eyebrows and said, "I just said, you are still a little too tender."
"Tsk." The little girl heard Li Xiaoqiang's words and stared at Li Xiaoqiang and said, "Uncle, don't say that. Those women who have successfully married you are a few years younger, teenagers, twenties, and thirties. What is that for? Not for their tenderness."
Li Xiaoqiang shook his head and said, "Anyway, I don't like it, so don't think I will give you a gift. If I give you a gift, I will raise you. If you run away that day, who will I cry? That's not for another man to raise a wife. At that time, I will definitely be very sad."
The little girl shook her head and said, "No, let's sign the contract. I will be your woman in the future. I will wash clothes, cook, and have children. How great it is. Look at me, there are so many advantages."
Li Xiaoqiang took a deep breath and said, "Little sister, please pay attention to your quality. You are a little girl with no hair. Your body has not yet grown up. It is impossible to have a child. And judging from your appearance, it is strange that you can cook. You are a little tender in front of me and want to lie to me, but there is no way!"
Chapter completed!