When Li Xiaoqiang heard this, he found that he liked this little kid a little bit. What an interesting kid! Look, he is so sensible and teachable.

Zhou Wudie put his hands on his hips and snorted coldly: "Dongdong, listen to my sister, he is a bad person."

"Tch!" Dongdong said dissatisfied: "Sister, you just lie to a child, I am a grown man, but then again, can you harm your own man like this? It's so unupright."

When Li Xiaoqiang heard this, he found that he had fallen in love with this little kid. Li Xiaoqiang patted Dongdong on the shoulder and said: "Brother, I can temporarily accept you as an outer sect disciple. As for whether you will be included in the inner sect, it depends on you in the future.

performance."

When Zhou Dongdong heard what Li Xiaoqiang said, he was as happy as a sparrow and jumped up. Zhou Dongdong raised his fist and came to Li Xiaoqiang and said with a smile: "Master, you are so manly."

After saying that, the two of them shook their fists, as if they had known each other for a long time.

Zhou Wudie's chest rose and fell with anger. She didn't expect that her brother, who was naughty and mischievous and refused to accept anyone, would be full of admiration for Li Xiaoqiang when she first saw him. She was so angry that her breasts ached.

Zhou Wudie said angrily: "Dongdong, why are you turning your arms outward? I will never introduce you to a little girlfriend again."

Dongdong chuckled and said, "Sister, those you introduced are all little girls. In fact, I don't like them. Besides, I don't have my arms turned out. This is my brother-in-law."

When Zhou Wudie saw Li Xiaoqiang's gloating eyes, she wished she could strip Li Xiaoqiang naked and execute him on the spot, ooxx a hundred times. As for whether he would light a candle and whip him severely, I'm afraid it's unclear.

Next, Li Xiaoqiang had a headache with this little kid again. He kept circling around Li Xiaoqiang, asking what the name of our sect was, and whether the peerless martial arts was like the Nine Suns Manual. He also asked a question that made Li Xiaoqiang's balls hurt.

Great question, master, how many concubines do you have in your harem?

Li Xiaoqiang couldn't stand the mosquito-like Zhou Dongdong, so he made some nonsense, saying that since his master was so charming, he would naturally want to build a big harem.

Such a sentence became Zhou Dongdong's motto. After Zhou Dongdong returned home, his QQ signature was directly changed to "My dream is to build a big harem. On the left is a woman with big breasts, on the right is a woman with a slim waist, and in front of me is a woman with a big butt."

,Three hundred rounds of group battle'.

After Li Xiaoqiang left Zhou Wudie, he deposited the money in the bank and immediately came to the school.

He has two elective classes in the morning.

Li Hao returned to the dormitory. Lin Zhiming, Lu Erben, and Chen Jianguo were all in the dormitory.

When Lin Zhiming saw Li Xiaoqiang return to the dormitory, he walked up to Li Xiaoqiang and looked him up and down, shaking his head and saying: "Brother, you are too unloyal, aren't you? We brothers went to the police station to see you, we thought you would be beaten.

It’s beyond recognition. As a result, we heard about your glorious deeds, which made us anxious. Tell me, how should you be punished?”

When Lin Zhiming talked about punishment, there was a treacherous look in his eyes. Li Xiaoqiang secretly sighed that something was wrong and hurriedly ran out of the dormitory, but Lu Erben closed the door directly.

Li Xiaoqiang retreated towards the corner of the dormitory and said with an embarrassed smile: "Brothers, my mobile phone is out of battery. You can't blame me, right? Come on, the iron rules of punishment in our dormitory must be changed. Don't, don't, you wait.

, Isn’t it okay if I treat you to a big dinner, can I waive it this time?”

Li Xiaoqiang seemed to be forced into prostitution. Like a girl, he begged for mercy from the three of them. Their room rules were very perverted and speechless.

Luerben stuck out his tongue, licked his mouth, and stared at Li Xiaoqiang, as if he was about to molest a good girl. Luerben rolled up his sleeves and said with a smile: "Tsk, tsk, it's been a long time since I visited Comrade Xiaoqiang.

,Today this will be another glorious and arduous task!"

Lin Zhiming stared at Chen Jianguo and said righteously: "Report to the dormitory director that member Li Xiaoqiang wants to bribe us. According to the dormitory rules, how should we be punished?"

Chen Jianguo clenched his fists, and a loud voice sounded: "According to the 28th iron law of the dormitory, the crime of bribing dormitory personnel is increased by one level, and must be severely punished. Take off your pants, play your penis with wool a hundred times, and play our goddess Hatano Yui

and Maria Ozawa.”

"Ah?" Li Xiaoqiang turned pale when he heard this.

As Li Xiaoqiang screamed, Chen Jianguo and Lu Erben took off his pants. Lin Zhiming turned on the computer and opened the lifelike "The Goddess of Hatano Yui" from the hard drive where he specially stored more than a thousand art films.

As a result, a scene not suitable for children was staged in the dormitory.

Li Xiaoqiang screamed.

The three animals were gloating and laughing.

"Oh, it's moving, it's moving, Zhiming, turn up the volume, yes, yes, play the exciting part."

"Ben, please use some wool to play with that thing to make our general more powerful."

"Haha, laugh... I'm laughing so hard... Dormitory director, please open his eyes quickly and don't let him close them."

"Let me check it out. In this posture, our general is about to go into battle with his gun!"

"Zhiming, drag it directly to the section where the goddess is most ecstatic, stop, stop, right there, look at this figure, this posture, all kinds of art, this 'yama bang' cry is really ecstatic!"

"..."

Amidst Li Xiaoqiang's screams like a shrew, the three of them clapped their hands, finally successfully completing the feat of bringing glory to the country and people. Li Xiaoqiang put on his pants, sat on the stool, and stared at the seat with innocent, aggrieved, and painful eyes.

The three people in front of him.

The three laughing people in the dormitory fell on their backs and high-fived each other. Chen Jianguo said seriously: "In view of Comrade Li Xiaoqiang's active cooperation, we will have a big meal tonight."

The three of them were about to high-five at the same time. Li Xiaoqiang sighed and raised his palms to clap. The four of them shouted at the same time: "Long live the Otaku Alliance!"

This is Li Xiaoqiang’s roommate. They have been chatting together like this for four years. There have been laughs and quarrels. Most of the time they have gathered together to discuss women, watch Japanese art films, and argue over the size of Teacher Cang’s breasts.

In Lin Zhiming’s words, men usually have to study hard and practice hard. Five-finger girls have been with us since we were young. At night, they will always teach us our karma, teach us, and solve our doubts. They always come to care about us and comfort us when we need it most.

, why do people work so hard? Or is it because one day, we will not be confused in bed, and tell this knowledge to the delicate women, and the girls will praise them, they are pure men!

Our tiger body is shaken, and we stage another scene of the 18th Forbidden City that is not suitable for children. How comfortable would that be?

Then Li Xiaoqiang went to take the last elective course in his university, "History of Western Culture". Li Xiaoqiang sat in the last row. The lecturer was a middle-aged woman. After a while, during the question period, a woman with double ponytails came.

When she walked onto the podium, she was wearing a simple and elegant white shirt, slightly baggy jeans, and canvas shoes. Unlike other girls who wore heavy makeup, she seemed to be a bluegrass living in the mountains, exuding aura, especially those eyes.

The child is as clear as a clear spring, as quiet as a virgin, and as active as a spirit rabbit.

As soon as she walked onto the podium, the hundred or so people in the classroom fell into silence. Everyone's eyes focused on her. This is a legendary girl. She is the goddess of all the male compatriots in Jinnan University. She said

To put it bluntly, Li Xiaoqiang had even lusted after her.

Su Xiaoya!

The school beauty of Jinnan University participated in the online college beauty selection and ranked first. She has appeared on the covers of many fashion magazines. She is pursued by many people, and she receives the National Inspirational Scholarship every year and works part-time at the same time.

In four years of college, I have never been in love.

It's hard to describe her with any beautiful words. She doesn't seem to belong to any man in the world.

Underneath her elegant and refined appearance, she possesses the heart of a scholar, and when she speaks, she exudes a strong scholarly atmosphere.

There is no shortage of goddesses in this world, but a goddess who combines both appearance and wisdom is a beauty that any male creature wants to destroy.

While Li Xiaoqiang was stunned, Li Xiaoqiang was called. Li Xiaoqiang walked to the podium naturally, glanced at Su Xiaoya, picked up a piece of chalk, and wrote in English on the blackboard the words from Stendhal's "Black and White"

A classic sentence of "Everyone has a grave in his heart, which is used to bury the people he loves deeply".

Li Xiaoqiang has been influenced by his grandfather's calligraphy since he was a child. His calligraphy is made of iron and painted with silver hooks. It is sonorous, powerful and majestic. Everyone in the classroom admires this calligraphy.

Li Xiaoqiang roughly explained the meaning of this book and walked off the stage.

When the bell rang, Li Xiaoqiang walked out of the classroom as usual.

As soon as Li Xiaoqiang walked out of the classroom, the phone rang. Li Xiaoqiang took out his phone and saw that it was Liang Bowen calling. Li Xiaoqiang smiled and said: "Principal, do you have anything to do with me?"

Liang Bowen whispered: "Xiao Li, I...I have to trouble you again. I didn't have time to thank you last time."

Li Xiaoqiang said: "Principal, if you need anything, just tell me directly. Don't be polite to me."

Liang Bowen took a deep breath and said: "I hope you will take a look at my daughter's illness. As a father, there is always a stone in my heart."

Li Xiaoqiang readily agreed to Liang Bowen's request.

Then Liang Bowen actually drove to school to pick up Li Xiaoqiang himself. When Li Xiaoqiang arrived at Liang Bowen's home, he was still slightly stunned. It was a luxuriously decorated single-family villa.

When Liang Bowen brought Li Xiaoqiang to the hall, he stared at Li Xiaoqiang and whispered: "Xiao Li, my daughter has a weird personality. I hope you don't mind if she says something random later."

Li Xiaoqiang nodded slightly. He had seen from Liang Bowen's luck before that Liang Bowen's daughter Liang Yunyun had been sick for six years and could not get out of bed. For a young girl, even if she was not sick, she would become sick even if she was not sick. Li Xiaoqiang did not

care.

Li Xiaoqiang entered Liang Yunyun's bedroom. The bedroom was very cozy. There was a nanny guarding the door. Liang Yunyun was lying on the bed, holding an online novel called "The Evil Doctor of Peach Luck" in her hand. Li Xiaoqiang was stunned. There were many books around him.

My classmates are all watching it, and I heard that the author's writing is nonsense, but the storyline is quite understandable.

Liang Yunyun's face was pink and tender, as if it could drip water. The fatter her face gave people a fleshy look. Li Xiaoqiang had to admit that Liang Yunyun was a beauty and looked very much like her mother.

Liang Yunyun saw Li Xiaoqiang entering the bedroom and said coldly: "Who are you?"

Li Xiaoqiang smiled slightly and said, "Your father asked me to come and treat you."

"See a doctor? Get out of here, I don't need it." Liang Yunyun gave Li Xiaoqiang a cold look and said angrily.

Li Xiaoqiang had never seen such a shrewd girl before. He was so angry that he thought, "Am I sick? Is it none of my business?"

However, thinking of what Liang Bowen said, Li Xiaoqiang suppressed the anger in his heart slightly and said in a deep voice: "Your father said he would treat you, please cooperate."

Liang Yunyun directly threw the novel book in her hand at Li Xiaoqiang: "Get out of here!"

At this moment, Li Xiaoqiang could not imagine that the glamorous and gorgeous principal could have such a daughter. It was so cheating. Li Xiaoqiang caught the novel Liang Yunyun threw, walked to Liang Yunyun, held her arm down and said, "Secure it for me."

Click, don’t move!”

Liang Yunyun actually struggled, bared her teeth and claws at Li Xiaoqiang, and cursed: "You gangster, bastard, get out of my house."

Li Xiaoqiang really couldn't stand Liang Yunyun's character, so he slapped her with a crisp sound. Li Xiaoqiang said angrily: "Be quiet, or I'll slap you to death."

Liang Yunyun felt a burning sensation on her face, and her eyes when looking at Li Xiaoqiang showed fear. Two tears flowed out without any warning, and she did not dare to move.

Li Xiaoqiang didn't even look at Liang Yunyun.

Liang Bowen was outside the room and heard Li Xiaoqiang slap his daughter. The corners of his mouth were obviously cracked in pain. However, he took a deep breath and whispered: "Yunyun, Dad has made you suffer. I am sorry for you. If it weren't for Dad,
Chapter completed!