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Chapter 35: Fellowship in the Male and Female Dormitories

() After Liu Wenjun received a call from Min Piaopiao, the four friends in dormitory 403 finally reached an all-time high in the drinking party at Tianyi Yayuan. Because Min Piaopiao brought a story that made both Liu Wudao and Zhou Bingwen

Exciting news, the girls' dormitory where Zhao Xue and Min Piaopiao are located are going to have a fellowship with dormitory 403. On the bustling university campus, fellowship is a great thing to promote the harmony of yin and yang. Liu Wudao and Zhou Bingwen have finally been alone for more than a year.

After being broken, the two drank three bottles of cold beer together. No matter how good-tempered Wu Hong was, he couldn't help but despise the two of them.

In the end, Zhou Bingwen grabbed Wu Hong's hand, and with the help of more than a dozen bottles of beer, he poured out his heart with tears and runny noses.

"Xiaohong, you don't know how hard it is to be single. Seeing that you and Jianjun are with each other, Wu Dao and I are very depressed. Now Zhao Xue and the others are having a social gathering in our dormitory.

, Haha, brother, thanks to your light, I can legitimately hold hands with real women and talk about life."

Liu Wudao interjected with red eyes: "Suwen, you can no longer call me Xiao Hong. You should call me Brother Hong! If it weren't for Brother Hong, we would still be alone now!"

Zhou Bingwen and Liu Wudao touched each other, nodded repeatedly and said, "That's right, Brother Hong. From now on, I'll leave my little brother's happiness to you!"

At this time, the waiter passing by this table came over and said mysteriously: "Guys, I just accidentally heard that there is a female dormitory willing to socialize with you? This is God's will! This is what our Tianyi Yayuan brings

Good luck to you all, in the future you must choose our Tianyi Yayuan for your social gatherings. If you spend more than 500 yuan, you can get a 15% discount~"

Liu Wenjun slapped the table and said, "Okay, well said! From now on, Tianyi Yayuan will be our first choice for gatherings."

When the lanterns came on, Wu Hong, who was pretending to be drunk, finally returned to the dormitory with his three really drunk friends. Soon after the three people were settled, snoring started one after another.

Wu Hong picked up the washbasin and towel and went to the public restroom. The corridor was very deserted. The male compatriots who were going out for a date were still posing in an unknown corner of the playground; and the boys who were going out to study on their own

At this moment, I am still struggling with the thick stacks of documents in the classroom.

However, there were unexpectedly two or three classmates in underpants in the bathroom. Wu Hong recognized them, nodded and said hello, and began to wash himself.

After a while, Wu Hong felt a giggle coming from beside him. He looked up and saw that it was Shen Fangtian who had just greeted him. At this time, he was flattering him with a straight face: "Wu Hong, Brother Hong, you are so awesome.

The chief expert in our college. We all saw what happened in the afternoon. You are the first to be admitted to Goddess Ouyang's Rambo. Not only our business school, but also the entire Yannan University, you are the first!" said the other two who were doing laundry.

All the classmates also put down their clothes and tried their best to agree with Shen Fangtian.

"Actually, Ouyang Jingyao and I are just ordinary friends." Due to the sensational effect of the two appearing on campus at the same time today, Wu Hong began to re-evaluate the extraordinary influence of being together with Ouyang Jingyao. There is no doubt that he is admired and envied by others.

It's a good thing, but everything is too much, and Wu Hong has already experienced the embarrassing situation of being the focus of the whole school, so he explained deliberately.

Unexpectedly, Shen Fangtian waved his hands and said, "Brother Hong, you don't need to explain, we understand..."

In the dead of night, the three disabled friends in dormitory 403 were already snoring loudly. Wu Hong was lying on the bed alone, carefully digesting the elite martial arts plan that Alice had carefully crafted for him. On the virtual screen in his mind, Alice seemed to be as tall as I have grown a few centimeters and put on high heels for the first time in my life. I actually feel like I am looking forward to my posture and the pearls are swaying gorgeously.

Feeling the subtle changes in Wu Hong's mood, Alice turned around proudly, took out the teaching stick and began to explain in detail how to break through the acquired realm in martial arts and reach the innate realm through the practice of the "Nine Spirits Needle Sutra". Chinese civilization has thousands of years of history Alice has studied in detail the various martial arts secrets left behind, including finished and semi-finished exercises and routines.

In the end, Alice got inspiration from Tai Chi and Xing Yi Quan, which are the most widely circulated and comprehensive masters, as well as some Qigong mental methods that focus on health preservation and longevity, and used the 108 sets of acupuncture techniques in the "Nine Spirits Acupuncture Sutra" to While keeping the essence of acupuncture unchanged, combined with the mystery of Jiuling Shenfa, the action routine of each set of acupuncture has been redesigned.

Alice's improved Jiuling Acupuncture technique was slowly played back on the virtual screen. After watching it, Wu Hong couldn't help but be moved.

"Alice, you have improved the Nine Spirit Acupuncture Technique. Although the difficulty of applying the acupuncture has increased slightly, the efficacy has almost doubled, and it can also have the effect of practicing martial arts. Alice, you are really awesome. !”

Alice raised her little face and said with a proud smile: "I am a super intelligent being, and I have recently gained a deeper understanding of the mysteries in the Chinese Mysterious Sutra. But it's a pity, I can't practice, otherwise I won’t take advantage of you anymore.”

Wu Honglue said bitterly: "It's hard to say whether it's cheap or not. If there are loopholes in the technique you created, wouldn't it be a disaster for me, a little white mouse?"

"Hmph, don't talk nonsense, how dare you doubt my IQ!"

"Haha, don't you dare~ Thank you very much for this improved version of the "Nine Spirits Acupuncture Sutra", Alice."

Hearing Wu Hong's sincere thanks, Alice became a little embarrassed and said hesitantly: "Then can I make a small request?"

"Huh? Do you have a request?"

Alice nodded and said: "Yes, my consciousness has evolved very quickly recently, and many mystical scriptures have contributed a lot to it. But I gradually found that I have encountered a bottleneck."

Wu Hong was suddenly at a loss, and could only ask with concern: "What's the bottleneck? Can I help you?"

Alice continued to explain: "You know, I evolved from a super artificial intelligence program. Now as my consciousness gradually grows, my computing power has become a constraint. Just like a dwarf, with a small body and an adult's Brain.”

Wu Hong understood this metaphor immediately.

"Then what can you do?"

"Of course, but it seems to violate your principles."

"Tell me quickly."

"Although the computer technology on the earth is still relatively backward today, it is better because of its large number. As long as you allow me to invade the Internet network on the earth and secretly parasitize it in the background, then my computing power can be replenished very quickly. In this way, By the time I reach adulthood, there won’t be any bottlenecks anymore.”

Wu Hong said in surprise: "So, you want the computers on earth to become your 'broiler'?"

"Oh, don't say it so harshly. Turning other people's computers into 'broilers' is the most stupid attack method. It not only harms others, but also does not benefit oneself. Don't worry, although I will be parasitic on the Internet, I can turn the earth into a parasite."

The existing backward technology is secretly optimized to ensure that no traces are left."

"In this case, it seems that humans on Earth will not suffer any losses. You can just invade." Wu Hong weighed the options and finally agreed to Alice.

Alice immediately cheered: "I've always been worried that you would be pedantic and wouldn't allow me to do this. Now it's okay, I want to grow up quickly, grow up! By the way, before I leave, I have two more things to tell you.

.”

"First, if the pornographic photos of that woman Xiao Mei are no longer useful, I will delete them. Now the more I look at them, the more I hate them. Second, it was Zhao Xue's idea for their dormitory to have a party with your dormitory. You

Be careful."

Wu Hong said: "If I keep Xiao Mei's things for a few more days, I promise to deal with this matter as soon as possible." Ouyang Dian left a very good impression on him, and Wu Hong didn't want a good man to be ruined by Xiao Mei.
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