Follow-up 2. Wife's Strange Shopping P(1/2)
"Can you see clearly before buying something next time?" Xia Yuan felt a little uncomfortable.
He was not satisfied with his wife buying things.
Ying Sitong stuck out her tongue, "Next time, it will definitely be next time."
"Look at what you bought?"
Xia Yuan opened the toilet door, inside it was a fluorescent green toilet ring, and there was a jade desk lamp next to it.
"Look at what effect does the toilet ring you bought have except shining at night and cold sitting on it, and it is difficult to clean it?"
When the goods were sent to the house, Xia Yuan almost spit out an old blood when he saw the price was 1,480.
Is it easy for an actor to make money?
It’s easy for others, but it’s so difficult for me.
Ying Sitong followed behind his butt like a small tail.
Hearing Xia Yuan complaining, she walked silently to the toilet and wiped it with toilet paper.
"Who said it's useless? Look at the little stars in the circle, how cute it is? And..."
Ying Sitong picked up the remote control and pressed the button. The light on the toilet seat immediately flashed, and nice music sounded.
“Shirts and shines.
The sky is full of little stars…”
Xia Yuan was so angry that he snatched the remote control in her hand and pressed the switch.
Oh, I'm so hot.
Ying Sitong, I have tolerated you for a long time!
"Who would be willing to sit on it and shit while shitting, and still think about the flash below.
And don’t you think it’s particularly terrifying to just hit it from below?
What's more, I really don't want to listen to any nursery rhymes."
The nearest little white boat is scary enough.
Now I can’t even look at it with flashes and shimmers. Ying Sitong, can you be a person?
"What's the matter?" Ying Sitong pouted, "I think it's quite cute, and don't you feel like sitting on the Milky Way is particularly sacred, empty, and vast?
How does a poem say?
Who cuts it out in February?
It's suspected that the Milky Way fell into the sky?"
Xia Yuan covered his forehead in pain, I really lost to you.
"Okay, let's forget about this toilet."
Xia Yuan suppressed his anger and continued to ask, "There is also this desk lamp. We clearly have a lamp in the bathroom, why do you buy it? What's even more terrifying is that it is actually a voice-controlled lamp. Who wants to make noises constantly when shit, and the lamps flicker and flicker and turn off so scary, okay?"
"You don't understand," Ying Sitong frowned and maintained the desk lamp, "Look at this workmanship, it is made in imitation of the Republic of China, with high-end tattoos, lotus lanterns, lotus leaf lampshades, so high-end.
When I was live streaming, many hostesses recommended this one to me.”
“…”
Xia Yuan felt extremely uncomfortable. He really wanted to beat up all the unreliable anchor ladies.
"How do you explain the voice-controlled light?"
Ying Sitong frowned and said, "Isn't this to save electricity?"
oh
My
god!
Xia Yuan suffered a critical hit in his heart.
He felt that his IQ was insulted.
"Save electricity, can you save money on this lamp? Is it still saving?"
"And," Ying Sitong continued, "Look, when you play the little star, this desk lamp will always be on, and it will not cause you to go to the toilet at all."
"hehe……"
Xia Yuan's mouth twitched twice.
Although I really want to laugh, I can't laugh any more.
"What about the mop?" Xia Yuan raised the mop that was standing beside him again, and a circle of lights were placed on the mop floor.
“This mop is very expensive.”
Ying Sitong hurried to him with a small step, holding the mop in his hand.
Xia Yuan snorted coldly.
It's quite expensive.
348.
This is already possible to buy almost 10 useful mops.
"The lights on it are so beautiful, and there is no need for a battery. Usually, we will automatically store electricity when we mop the floor and then light it up by ourselves."
Ying Sitong picked it up, put it into the drying groove of the mop next to it, and pested it twice.
The mop rotates quickly.
As it rotates, the circle of lights on it immediately lit up.
"Look, isn't it very beautiful? When it spins..."
"Beautiful."
Xia Yuan couldn't stand it, so he pulled her head over and clamped it under his armpit.
...
The two of them came to the bedroom.
Xia Yuan pointed to a mosquito coil on the bedside table and asked, "What about this mosquito coil? I really don't understand, why are you buying a glowing mosquito coil lamp?
It is just a mosquito coil-shaped lamp, which has no effect on repelling mosquitoes at all."
"It's beautiful!" Ying Sitong's eyes shining, holding the mosquito coil lamp was like holding a treasure, "I'll tell you..."
"No, I don't want to listen."
Xia Yuan refused decisively and covered his ears in pain.
"What about this?"
Xia Yuan continued to take Ying Sitong to the balcony, pointing to one of the discs and saying.
This disc has a handle in the middle and is surrounded by a circle of slender copper tubes.
It looks a bit like a watering kettle for watering flowers.
Ying Sitong does use it to water flowers.
But in fact, it is a musical instrument called the water qin.
Ying Sitong covered her face with some discomfort. This was the only shopping failure in her life.
"I originally wanted to learn a simple instrument, and my little eyelids recommended this."
Because her name is [Demon Monkey Soup Little Eyes], Ying Sitong’s fans call themselves [Little Eyes]
Obviously, these fans are really shameless.
Xia Yuanqi doesn’t get a single shot, what are you recommending?
You should know that water qin is basically used for the soundtrack in horror movies.
It does not need to be matched with other instruments at all, and it can make extremely terrifying and weird sounds by itself. (People who are interested in water qin can search online)
The reason why the water qin is called a water qin is that it needs to inject water into the hole in the center, and then shaking, the water flows through it and then makes a sound through copper tubes of all sizes.
"So I'm not using it for the best of my business. I've bought it anyway, so I won't waste it when I use it to water the flowers."
"hehe."
Xia Yuan was pure this time, and he couldn't even laugh.
"I can't flatter you to appreciate your aesthetic."
Little eyes looked at him seriously, "But I think you look so pretty."
"this……"
...
To be continued...