Chapter 242 I'm not idle at all(2/2)
Yelu Yueli did not answer immediately, but asked, "It's dead, it's dead, what do you do with stones? A flat rabbit is better than a normal rabbit?"
Old Master Chong Qian smiled contemptuously, "The little man is not aware of it anymore. As soon as you hear your aside, you know that you Uighurs are not particular at all. Even if you press this kind of pickled thing with stones, the meat will be tighter. Do you know that there is a famous dish in Chang'an City, which is to use two kinds of wine and seasoning to marinate the tender meat from the sheep's head, then roll it up with bay leaves, press it tightly with stones, and then steam and slice it?"
"So amazing." Yelu Yueli said, "It will definitely increase your cultivation after eating."
"It can still look better after eating it." Old Master Chong Qian sneered.
Yelu Yueli said oh, and then asked again, "Then do you go to watch the fun or not? If you don't go to watch the fun, I'll go."
Her old Taoist Chongqian was so excited that she saw that the rabbit under the stone had no appetite, and then asked with a dark face, "What's the excitement?"
"Your junior brother is going to fight with someone." Yelu Yueli said, "It should be from Canglang Sword Sect."
Old Dao Chong Qian frowned slightly, "Canglang Sword Sect has made an appointment to compete with him at this time?"
Yelu Yueli shook her head and said, "Canglang Sword Sect has no idea. Find someone who has compared his sword with him to the bottom of the sword, but your junior brother wants to disguise himself as that person and explore the bottom of the Canglang Sword Sect."
"Little Man Girl, you are talking very well." Chong Qian sneered, "I don't want to pay attention to your appearance at all, how could you know so clearly?"
Yelu Yueli said, "I asked Xia Shenshi to help me stare at Miss Pei Er and Miss Pei Er's people. Of course, I have some ideas for myself."
"A great eighth-grade monk, will you arrange something to steal?" Chong Qian said contemptuously.
Yelu Yueli said, "Then I have asked someone to arrange a carriage."
"??" Old Master Chong Qian was stunned.
Yelu Yueli's murmur came into his ears, "After saying so much, why don't you go to watch the fun with me? What's wrong with stealing chickens and dogs? The eighth-grade monks are still catching hares, and some eighth-grade monks are even pressing rabbits with stones."
"You little barbarian girl." Old Taoist Chong Qian was a little embarrassed.
Yelu Yueli's voice came from further away, "We will eat the kind of lamb-faced meat you mentioned tonight."
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After Gu Liubai's reminder, Qiao Huangyun learned from the pain and even paid special attention to the smell when he disguised himself.
So when Gu Liubai and his group went out, they were wearing all the clothes that Jin Tie took off.
The group took two carriages and headed towards Qunxianfang.
The fifth prince and Gu Liubai had a carriage. After walking for a while, the fifth prince couldn't help but sigh and said, "Gu Shiwu, my speed of changing the carriage is not as fast as the speed of the girls around you. No matter how big the carriage is, it can't carry so many girls."
Gu Liubai said with a deep face, "If you really don't want to change the carriage so quickly, there is something you have to help you do."
The fifth prince said curiously, "What's the matter?"
Gu Liubai said, "You marry the Uighur goddess."
"What's the matter?" The fifth prince looked at Gu Liubai in disbelief, "Did it be that the Uighur goddess has an affair with you?"
"I'm just a little bit, this woman is so nagging." Gu Liubai said in a deep voice, "I asked me if I wanted my wife if I first met me."
The fifth prince was stunned for a moment, and then smiled so hard that he touched his stomach, "Maybe she wants to be the God of Wealth? Who told you that there is a nickname for the Uighur God of Wealth outside the pass?"
"Breaking the bullshit!" Gu Liubai was in the mood to joke, and replied with two words very simply.
"I can't help you, you can solve it yourself." The fifth prince smiled, "You know, I like older ones."
Gu Liubai was immediately confused, "Are you really playing?"
"What I said last time, do you think I'm joking with you?" The fifth prince suddenly reacted and blushed again.
Gu Liubai was shocked, "You boy has a unique hobby!"
"Go and go! There is no unreasonable hatred and no unreasonable love in the world." said the fifth prince, "You have never seen the woman who shocked you. If you have seen it, you may not be able to forget the taste in your heart, and the taste may be similar to mine."
"I'll go!" Gu Liubai's curiosity suddenly became. "What do you mean? I have seen it and hadn't communicated in depth, so I can't forget the taste. It's all determined your taste?"
The fifth prince's face turned redder, but he admitted generously, "It's true. After just a few glances, he felt that the taste was really flesh-eating and bone-eating. It was a few years ago. How old was I at that time? Originally, I liked girls younger than me, but after seeing that woman, the taste was changed at once. I felt that those who have that kind of charm were the real ultimate in the world."
"??" Gu Liubai's mouth almost couldn't close, "So when you were in Youzhou, you said that Lin Yiyi's mother's charm was still there, and it was not a joke?"
"No joke, that's a serious comment." The fifth prince smiled, "But don't worry, I didn't touch her mind. The reviews were all the same, and there were no bad thoughts in my heart."
"Who is it that makes you miss it so much, and even your taste is unique?" Gu Liubai asked in disbelief.
The fifth prince sighed, "No need to say, I'll get off the carriage later. Please ask Pei Yunqi and the other three, and say the first beauty in Chang'an, or the first beauty in the Tang Dynasty, see which one they would say."
Gu Liubai frowned and said, "With so many of them, why do you ask? The number one beauty in the Tang Dynasty must be Pei Yunqiu."
"Gu Shiwu, don't you want shame?" The fifth prince was amused and crying, "I asked the first beauty in Chang'an that I had previously recognized, but I didn't ask about the current one."
Gu Liubai smiled shamelessly and said, "You can't take this risk either. You can't say it quickly."
"Count the ball, I'll give you a chance to perform." The fifth prince looked at Gu Liubai and said, "Anyway, I admire your shameless spirit."
When the carriage entered the gate of Qunxianfangfang, as soon as they stopped by the avenue, the group of people gathered together, the fifth prince deliberately said, "Just when the carriage passed by, I heard two people arguing on the roadside, beating who is the first beauty in Chang'an? Gu Shiwu, do you know who is the first beauty in Chang'an?"
Gu Liubai was happy and said, "What's the point of fighting for this? Isn't this recognized Miss Pei Er the number one beauty in Chang'an?"
Although Pei Yunqin knew that Gu Liubai was deliberately saying it nicely, she was amused in front of so many people and couldn't help but giggle and said, "Then you really have vision."
"Okay." The fifth prince said shamelessly, "I don't refute you that Yun Qi is the best beauty in the world, but those two people are talking about the first beauty before..."
Pei Yunqi suddenly smiled, "What's there to argue about? Unless you are blind, it must be Princess Jing."
"Princess Jing?" Gu Liubai was stunned for a moment, and immediately came back to his senses, giving the fifth prince a look and felt it himself.
The fifth prince, who was a dog, was actually changed by his aunt's aesthetic taste?
Pei Yunhua and Shangguan Zhaoyi also nodded repeatedly.
That is undoubtedly Princess Jing.
Pei Yunqi looked at Gu Liubai and knew that he didn't know how Princess Jing existed. Thinking that Cui's people might appear at any time, she explained softly, "When King Jing was strangled by the previous generation Li's battle for the dragon throne, he was probably the last winner with his strength. But he was killed soon. Later, everyone went to look up the old accounts and found that the biggest reason was not that he made some stupid moves, but that Princess Jing was so beautiful that it made people jealous. Many forces were too jealous and didn't want him to fulfill his family. As a result, he was finished before he formally married Princess Jing to the wedding."
"So awesome?"
Although Gu Liubai had never heard of the story of Princess Jing before, after listening to Pei Yunqi's few words, he suddenly felt that Princess Jing should be a bit too beautiful.
At this time, the fifth prince couldn't help but add a few words softly, "King Jing was so strong at that time. Two vassal states were loyal to him. Not only did he have high cultivation, he also really held military power. But you know that he was defeated in the end, because the generals of these two vassal states accidentally saw Princess Jing and had that kind of thought in his heart. As a result, when the troops were really used, neither of these two vassal states could stand up."
Pei Yunqi smiled and couldn't help but say, "I heard that your father is also obsessed with Princess Jing, and he has been wanting to sleep with her for many years."
The fifth prince didn't feel embarrassed at all. He smiled and said, "This is true, but Princess Jing actually has a handwritten order from my grandfather. Unless she wants to get married, no one can do anything to her."
Gu Liubai didn't believe it anymore, "What, I can't do anything with just a handwritten order? If I were your father, maybe there would be more people fighting for the dragon throne now."
"I know your way is different from that of a person, but it is really difficult to be strong." The fifth prince smiled, "I don't know how many people are staring at him. If anyone is angry with the public, he might end up like King Jing back then."
"Diet under the peony flowers, you will be romantic even if you are a ghost." Pei Yunqi smiled, "Fifth Prince, don't be afraid, or you can try it, and after you try it, you can quickly run to Tianzhu."
The fifth prince smiled and said, "Then I'd better have a few more days of peace. I don't care about my long life."
Gu Liubai was about to talk, but he suddenly saw a few acquaintances.
"Why are the two of them here?" Among these acquaintances, one group of people was from Cui's family, and the leaders were Cui Yeshi and Cui Yanming, but the other group made him speechless in an instant.
It turned out to be Yelu Yueli and Chongqian’s old Taoist!
Have you ever had my mouth open with the fifth prince today? She had just talked about this nagging goddess, so she came to this group of fairy houses.
Anyway, he is Jin Tie now, so Gu Liubai can only see it and pretend not to see it.
Seeing Cui Yeshi and Cui Yanming come over, he instantly pretended to be a little confused, "These two brothers look familiar."
"Hi!"
The fifth prince understood it and immediately reminded, "These two are the nobles of Cui."
"I remembered it!"
Gu Liubai slapped his head and immediately bowed apologetically, "Look at my memory, it turns out that it is the two brothers Cui Yeming and Cui Yanshi."
When Cui Yeshi and Cui Yanming heard that Jin Tie had even called the two people wrong names, they immediately smiled helplessly, thinking that the Jin Tie brothers' memory was really not good.
The fifth prince immediately bowed again and said softly, "Recently, our master's mind is full of sword moves and practice, so there are some... Don't blame me for the two. Anyway, we are all here, and you will know as soon as you remind him, so you won't delay the trouble."
"This person is probably a real sword fool."
Cui Yeshi and Cui Yanming both had a solemn face, and such thoughts came to their minds.
"The place where you are fighting is in Young Hyun Street. You follow our carriage and you will arrive in a while."
The two of them didn't talk nonsense. Several carriages led the way in front of the road, crossed the two streets and alleys, and arrived outside the gate of a seemingly private yard.
This yard has three entrances and doesn't look big.
Gu Liubai and others got off the carriage. As soon as they reached the second step, Yelu Yueli and Chongqian had already arrived outside the courtyard gate.
Although the gate of the courtyard has not been closed yet, several Cui sword masters were standing at the gate. When they saw a girl and an old Taoist walking towards the gate, one of them was surprised and said directly, "Private courtyards, idle people are not allowed to enter."
Yelu Yueli did not stop and just said, "I am not an idle person, I am not idle at all."
This swordsman has never seen such a trick before and was stunned.
When the sword masters around him moved at the same time, when he came to his senses, Yelu Yueli had already crossed the threshold with one foot.
"Please stop!"
His expression changed and he shouted in an instant.
Old Master Chongqian didn't have such a good temper anymore. He just shouted coldly, "Get out of the way."
Chapter completed!