Warm reminder: The special is very nonsensical, please be careful!

―This is the special dividing line of Journey to the West―

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful national first love goddess named Lu Yisi, Xuanzhuang, Erzang, Anbo.

She had four big legs under her command to defend her to the mysterious island.

The first dog-legged man is named Avis Wukong Qisheng Amber, who is skilled and brave. His weapon is a freely telescopic deep-sea charlatan. He has a manic personality, a fragrant mouth and a strong mouth.

The second dog-legged man named Tim Zhu Wuneng Gao Laozhuang. He always stared at the mobile phone screen and played games, slandering experts, misogyny syndrome, and was always fighting for food with Lu Yisi and Erzang.

The third dog-legged man named Adela Wujing Shaseng, who works hard and loyally protects his master, sometimes sings double acts, sometimes sings opposites, always walking at the end with a burden.

In addition to the three guardians with different personalities and high martial arts skills, Lu Yisi Erzang also has a well-melted black dragon horse, who looks like a mountain gorilla. He is the black dragon conquered by Lu Yisi Erzang when his four masters and servants passed through the Luyinte Kingdom.

Their master and servant were four, a fierce black dragon horse, who passed through the obstacles and killed the generals, and experienced it:

Kill the black wind demon squinting man Frederick,

Kicking the Flying Pig Demon's Bald Tom,

Three fights of the bone spirit Shady Harris,

Uniformed mangy dog ​​rock monster Vannis,

Scatter the sand essences Bronch and Brick who disguised as famous doctors,

Defeat the tree demon Gwenter,

Defeat the clown spirit James who will change his face,

Capturing the spider spirit Joseph who is good at weaving the web alive,

Parker, the thunder monster who killed countless people,

The liver-turning dragon fish water monster Waster,

Destroy the muscular and burly mountain demon gang Wasso,

Persuading the peerless fairy to go to the moon to follow the good,

The man of light, Zoro, is filming the god-written man of light,

Defeat tentacle octopus monster Isno countless times...

...

Whenever they encounter difficulties and dark times, the compassionate Bodhi Bodhisattva, who saves all sentient beings, will help them to help them overcome difficulties.

"Bodhi Bodhisattva, I think it's so difficult... Where is Isno hiding? Why can't hesitate to death?!"

Lu Yisi Er hid in the Flame Mountain and was helpless.

"Damn! The crazy woman is so fucking so hard! I'm so annoying to you!"

Avis Goku jumped his feet and cursed.

"It's okay, I'm not a big problem when I'm playing with my temper every day." Tim Gouneng formed a group to drive the black, and his hand quickly flew up.

"Luyisi Erzang, we cross the Flame Mountain and are the mysterious island. According to the instructions of Bodhi Bodhisattva, there are two island masters, one black and one white, appearing in the day and night respectively. As long as we convince the island master, we can defeat Isno, obtain the true scriptures, and become a god!"

Adela Wujing helped Lu Yisi Erzang up, who was weak, helpless and had a big appetite, and stuffed her a naan bread as big as a foot basin.

Although the injection of chicken blood is useless for Lu Erzang, the local specialty naan bread is very effective.

Lu Erzang took a hard bite, and tears of emotion gushed out of his salivary glands, compose a song of Journey to the West on the tip of his tongue -

Ah ~

Carbohydrate carnival ~

The semolina flour in dry areas is ripe at high temperature in boiling soil, which maximizes the original fragrance and nutrition of the ingredients...

The mellow aroma of wheat is slowly released while chewing on lips and teeth...

The sweet and rough texture of burnt and sweet taste seems to be mixed with the most contradictory elements in the world...

After Lu Erzang Ah Woo Ah Woo, he finally raised his head and regained his strength and set off towards the mysterious island, the end of this Journey to the West...

On that day, the weather was clear and the wind was smooth.

The God of Wealth is located in the southeast, and it is suitable for making friends, marrying, and setting up a bed...

Lu Erzang's only means of transportation to and from the mysterious island by land - the Big Turtle Quark Turtle Prime Minister.

After arriving at the mysterious island, Aihous Goku was still complaining about Prime Minister Turtle's dead curls and strange tastes.

[Welcome to the Mysterious Island. The master sent a slave to welcome the distinguished guests. He is ready to stay. Please come with him.]

Once you reach the island, the breeze blows, and it is as bright as the pink and white girl paper of the white crabapple under the moonlight, guiding respectfully.

Unfortunately, the reckless Aihous Wukong couldn't understand sign language and shouted:

"This is something!! Girl, can you speak human words? Damn it! It's pretty..."

Ai Housi's mouth left tears of envy.

Adela Wujing: "I might have said just now that we can go with her, eat, drink, drink, drink, and eat meat."

Tim Wuneng: "It may be a trap. I deliberately sent a seemingly harmless little white flower to mislead us, then ambush halfway or poison the wine and food, and finally eat Erzang's meat and live forever!"

"Go and go! Such a pretty girl, how could we poison us! Go to the qualifying match! How many people are you kneeling down! I feel embarrassed!"

Aihous pushed away the game dog Tim Gounen and dripped in his mouth, "Baby, what's your name? What's your real body? Are you snow lotus? You're so white, hehe, do you have a boyfriend? You don't speak, it looks very much like my first love, don't be afraid, I'm a gentle monkey~~"

Ai Housi smiled so hard that he could not see his eyes. He drooled wildly from the tiger teeth on both sides, wetting the monkey hair on his entire chin.

[You... don't get so close...]

The headmaid Alison Fertility God Brian frowned and gestured.

"Erzang, it seems that this woman really can't speak. Let's eat her! She looks very good! She will definitely not scream if she bites her!"

At this time, Charles, a flea genius living in the mane of Heilongma Wesley, jumped out and said in a slutty mouth.

As he said, he showed its flea fangs.

"Bang!"

Aihous slapped the flea genital Charles to death, "Does there still fleas and fleas want to eat her? I don't mind sending you reincarnation."

There was a silence around me, silent as if it was a cicada.

"Hehe~ Baby, don't be afraid. With me here, no one can touch your hair, hehe..."

[You look...the most dangerous.]

"Get out!"

Lu Erzang grabbed Aihous' big fluffy monkey ears and pulled away the terrifying Monkey Demon King, and Alison Fertile God would feel better.

[This girl, will the mysterious island owner eat me during the day? We want him to help kill the tentacle monster Isno. If he is handsome, I can consider accepting him.]

Goddess Lu Erzang gestured.

He also slids his hair as soft and smooth as a waterfall, and the fragrance is pleasant.

Adela Wujing: You actually know sign language, it’s unscientific!

Tim Pig Wuneng: You actually know sign language, this is not Journey to the West!

Heilong Ma Wesley: Every time Lu Erzang is sexy, he will raise his hair and warn him, so everyone stay away!

"Damn! Lu crazy man gets out! Is it okay to hold back my pick up girls!"

Ai Housi has a different surname but no one's surname. He just raised his foot and wanted to kick Lu Erzang, who was in trouble, and there was a burst of chanting of a man and a woman crying in tears:

"You are a silly ~ born small ~ you will be frivolous if you are a slut..."

Lu Erzang recited the tight-knot mantra taught her by Bodhi Bodhisattva, and Aihous rolled in pain on the ground with his trousers.

"Ahhhhhh! Grass mud horse! Get out of here, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Okay, now you can take me to see the mysterious island owner during the day.]

Lu Erzang stumbled and gestured.

[No, Erzang can rest assured that the island owner will not hurt you, please come with the slave.]

Alison Wotu God takes Lu Erzang's master and servant four black dragon horses to the top of the mountain in the middle of the mysterious island.

Passing through various strange alien creatures, plants, animals and plants along the way...

The strange but huge three-headed cannibal flowers,

Colorful mushrooms,

A big fat pig flying beast that looks like a flies,

long thorn ostrich,

Explosive vines,

Sequoia with sharp claws,
To be continued...