Chapter 118 Brother, please stop talking
"Oh my god! Where did the constable come from!!!"
His thick lips were shocked, and looking at the eleven detectives with a smile on his face, his calves were shaking so hard that they were soft.
He never expected that before he succeeded in his career, a mouse met a cat.
It is naturally no coincidence that Yun Zhaozhao, Chu Ping, Chen Zhuo, and some other constables came here.
Yesterday, when Li Yi invited Chu Ping and the others to dinner, he had already told them about the opening of the store today, so they discussed the lunch break to support them.
In order to make fun, Chu Ping specially arranged some other old friends in the yamen, plus the three of them, and the whole eleven people!
After watching a farce between Thick Lips and his younger brother, Chu Ping held back and walked upstairs, patted the shoulder of Thick Lips, and shook the rope in his hand: "That, big brother, come with us to the yamen and explain why we are here."
The eyes with thick lips suddenly contracted like needles: "Master Hun, we heard that a new shop has been opened here, so we took our brothers to come here to taste the food. But we didn't do anything illegal and unruly, so you have no reason to arrest us!"
Chu Ping picked up the wooden stick in his hand and smiled and said, "Taste the food and bring this thing?"
Cold sweat broke out from the thick lips, and he pulled the wooden stick out of Chu Ping's hand and took it back with some difficulty.
He gave a wink with the younger brothers again. These people had a very tacit understanding. Before a moment, they neatly retracted the wooden stick back to their crotch:
"Well, our brothers are actually carpenters at the village carpenter. Haha, hehe, it's very reasonable to carry this kind of wooden stick with you as a carpenter..."
"What a reasonable thing!" Chu Ping spat and knocked on the thick-lipped forehead several times, "If you hide a saw, I'll be reasonable!"
Thick lips smiled bitterly: "Oh, Master Hun, you are joking. I can't stuff the saw in. Besides, I'm afraid I will accidentally hurt if I hide it there!"
"What are you hurting me if you mistakenly?" Yun Zhaozhao was too lazy to ramble with these bad guys. She just wanted to catch people, "What are you talking about? Tie me and take them away!"
"Yes!" the detectives shouted in unison, deafening.
Thick lips were shocked, he spread his arms and shouted: "Don't catch my brother, I do it alone, I do it alone, I need to catch me!"
"Brother..."
Yun Zhaozhao enforced the law impartially and said ruthlessly: "You brothers dare to make trouble together, so they have to go together! They are all arrested!"
Seeing the constables approaching, the five people were so scared that they were out of their minds. Li Yi raised his hand and said slowly: "Slow down!"
The thick lips wiped the cold sweat. Li Yi shouted "Slow" before, which only made him feel annoyed. Now, the "Slow" sound is like a sound of nature!
"What are you doing?" Yun Zhaozhao looked at Li Yi strangely. He was clearly helping him. Does he have any objections?
Li Yi stepped forward and said, "Since these brothers have not done anything wrong, they can only say that they have failed the case, which is not a big mistake.
The shop opened today, focusing on peace as the most important thing. Several constables and brothers took the time to come to the shop to support them. They were busy with official business before they could eat hot food, which was not very reasonable.
It’s better to turn a blind eye to each other, let each other down, and each can relax. Captain Yun, what do you think?"
Li Yi winked at Yun Zhaozhao and signaled her to continue acting with her first.
However, as soon as Yun Zhaozhao looked at him, he didn't know what he thought of, and his expression became a little unnatural. She lowered her head and bit her lip and whispered: "You have your thoughts, I'll listen to you..."
What I listen to you is?
Li Yi raised his eyebrows, why did Yun Zhaozhao suddenly become so well-behaved?
Transformed?
No, no! This girl hasn't been right in the past two days! What's wrong with not quarreling with me?
I'm sick, this guy must be sick!
I have to ask A Ci to show her later.
When his thick lips heard a step down, he quickly responded and said, "Yes, yes, we brothers are here to taste this food too! We were not here to make trouble, and no one sent us, let alone give us five taels of silver. You must have caught the wrong person."
Li Yi, Chu Ping, Yun Zhaozhao: "..."
The younger brother behind the thick lips heard this and his eyes widened instantly. He covered his face and pulled the sleeves of the thick lips tremblingly: "Brother, please stop talking..."
He pulled his thick lips several times, and he was finally annoyed and furious: "Oh, what are you doing! I won't explain to these messengers anymore. What if they know that we are here to make trouble and catch us?"
The younger brother's arm drooped in despair, and he almost cried anxiously: "Brother, I think you are afraid that they will not be able to catch us..."
Chu Ping's skin trembled. It was really a day school student in the turtle office. He couldn't stop laughing. He laughed dryly and said to the constables: "Everyone just pretend that he didn't hear it, so don't worry about it like a fool."
The detectives smiled and stopped talking. The boss didn't say anything, and the shop owner didn't care, so they were too lazy to meddle in other people's business.
At this time, Gan Ci walked out with a pot of stinky tofu, and the third pot of stinky tofu was finally released!
"Huh? Why are there so many guests? Zhaozhao, you are here too!" Gan Ci was happy, put down the stinky tofu, and warmly greeted Yun Zhaozhao.
Chu Ping and Chen Zhuo helped Li Yi divide the stinky tofu and handed it to the constables one by one.
Because these constables came to support each other, Li Yi naturally would not be stingy enough to get one part of each person, and everyone gave enough weight.
Over there, thick lips looked deep, and stood there looking at everyone, and the clever abacus in his heart quietly started.
Seeing that the elder brother had not taken the opportunity to escape, my younger brother said anxiously: "Brother, the matter cannot be done, aren't we leaving yet?"
"What are you going?" said thick lips, "Is it true that we promised them but didn't help them get things done? Moreover, the niece can't afford to pay five taels of silver for medical treatment!"
The younger brother said with tears in his eyes: "Brother, I will try my best to Xiu'er's illness. I can't drag down all the brothers. There are so many constables there, so we can't even make trouble!"
Thick lips smiled slightly: "Who said that the trouble can't be done? We just want this guy's store to be opened. There are many ways! With so many constables, smashing and smashing will not work, but we can't use other methods!"
"Any other way?"
"Hmph." His thick lips shook his nose, "Did you smell this stinking?"
"I smelled it."
Thick lips and fists and palms closed: "This smell is so strong, he definitely doesn't sell anything good. I will buy it for a while, and then I fell to the ground and pretended to be poisoned. At that time...hehehe..."
Chapter completed!