Chapter 0834 Queen Anne’s "The Book of Mountains and Seas Recipes"? (??﹃?)?(2/4)
Seeing that most of the mountain spirits and wild monsters around him were flying bird spirits. Although the one had become a spirit, his Taoism was not deep, and he could not even escape skills. He could only rely on his powerful power to rush around. This time, if it hadn't been practicing in Cuiping Mountain and getting the moon first, it would have probably not had time to climb to the Ichin Peak this time.
‘You all heard of it?’
‘What did you hear about?’
‘The Great Immortal of Fire defeated Chentang Pass, burned Taiyi Zhenren, and took away the Nine Dragon Divine Fire Cover!!’
‘Hmph! I haven’t heard anything, I’ll wait for so many Taoist true cultivators to come here?’
‘Haha! What this brother Diao said is reasonable!’
‘Ahem!’
‘That…you guys, do you think, will the Fire Immortal teach us real skills this time?’
'have no idea……'
‘…’
'well……'
Soon, after causing the conversation, the mountain spirits and wild monsters were impatiently waiting, and finally started talking and talking in different styles of the Great Shang Dynasty monster slang.
The truth that the law is not passed down is that these mountain monsters know a little more or less. Otherwise, they would not have rushed to come here to try their luck when they heard that the fire immortals in the Izuiyun Peak of Cuiping Mountain were about to preach. Isn’t that all because these little demons were hard to practice and had no way to do the Tao. They could only draw the essence of heaven and earth to practice with their own instincts, and could only struggle in the wilderness to survive?
Most of them are traitors and wild monsters who have no legs and no talent. Even if they want to devote themselves to the three major sects and seek a way to achieve the Tao, such as joining the four-generation and five-generation disciples in the Biyou Palace, which have no different teachings, and even doing chores, so that they can hope to admire the Three Pure Dao Dharmas, no one will ask them for them!
So, now that they have received the news, there is really no better place to go besides coming here to try their luck.
‘!!’
‘Silence! The Great Immortal of Fire is coming out!!’
Finally, as the sun began to set in the west, and when some monsters were already disappointed and were about to leave, a little girl who had enough food and sleep did not continue to take a nap. Instead, she was holding a plush toy bear in the hopeful eyes of the monsters, and jumped out of a strange cave, which was as one as water droplets.
Seeing this situation, the monsters closed their mouths one after another and began to sit cross-legged on the lawn full of memory, not even daring to breathe for a while.
“…”
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He jumped on the huge rock and stood, just glanced at the strange guys around him, and Little Annie's face turned out to be stern, and her original good mood and patience disappeared in an instant.
because……
She found that no one here looks similar to a human, no one who deserves the audience, is all of them who look strangely half-human and half-beast, or just a group of animals? And now, her yard of Queen Anne is just a zoo at all?!
"ah……"
(⊙o⊙)
Suddenly, little Annie saw an acquaintance... Oh, no, it should be a cooked demon? That is, the giant salamander spirit that was caught by her and almost roasted! But she was a little surprised, why did the other party appear here, and climb such a high mountain?
"The great immortal is above, the little demon is polite here! This is the little demon's 'Father's Fish'..."
When he found that the other party seemed to recognize him, a big salamander with a wide body and fat body quickly took a clumsy step and placed a wooden tray and a few fish with fat bodies and small tails respectfully on the boulder, placed it at the little girl's feet, and then quickly lowered his head and retreated.
"It's you, I recognize you..."
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"This is Jingwei's Shu Xiu, 'Zhu Yu Zhicao' and Jiaguo..."
The giant salamander spirit had just stepped down. The shape was similar to that of a crow, but had beautiful patterns on its head, white beak, and red claws. It also flew up with a bunch of wild grass like leeks and a few fruits connected to the branches, and placed it in a wooden plate containing the pine fish.
“…”
(??⊙w⊙`)
This is fish and dish. Little Annie suddenly felt that it seemed that the dinner for the evening or tomorrow could be basically confirmed. From this point of view, it seems that being a teacher is good. Look, she has not had time to speak, nor does she want to ask these guys to pay tuition or tuition fees. These two conscious guys have taken the initiative to vote for her and handed over the delicious food?
so,
With the role model first, Little Annie stopped the pre-class speech or self-introduction she had prepared, but looked at the mountain monsters all over the ground, waiting for them to offer sacrifices to herself. Then, whoever gives her something to satisfy her can give her a small training and teach her more?
If the giant salamander spirit and the Jingwei bird were not shown first, then this time, Annie would definitely not prepare that thing... But, as the saying goes, don't worry about being inequality, you are afraid of comparisons in everything, right? If everyone doesn't give me Shu Xiu, it would be fine, but now that someone has taken the lead in communicating, the rest must be expressed in terms of emotion and reason!
Of course, Queen Anne doesn’t want any good treasures or money, she knows what she eats, it doesn’t matter more or less. As long as it’s rare, it’s all right to eat it!
‘…’
‘…’
However, what surprised and angry about Little Annie was that those guys actually stared at each other, or stared at one-eyed backwards. When you look at me and I look at you, none of them were ready to get up and act. Obviously, they did not bring gifts and were all here with the idea of listening to the class in vain?
“!!”
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"You...you guys are all empty-handed, right? What about your kind of training? I'm waiting for you!!"
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"You guys take a look! Look at them all!"
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"That giant salamander spirit brought me a few big fat fish that looked delicious, and the big bird that only disturbed me for several days also brought me a bunch of fruits and a bunch of grass... But what about you? Could it be that they really came empty-handed, right?!"
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Originally, tuition fees were not necessary, because Little Annie never thought that there would be so many strange guys here at first! So, now after someone took the lead, she suddenly felt that in order to avoid being pestered by some guys in the future, it would be absolutely impossible not to pay tuition fees!
‘…’
‘…’
Monsters look at me and I look at you, and I don’t know what to say for a while... Because they only heard that there was a fire immortal here who opened an altar and preached the Dharma, but no one said they would bring something to him...
Besides, there is no such precedent when preaching at the hall.
“!!”
o('^??)o Humph!
"Gogun! Don't want me to give you guys a lecture if you don't bring something delicious! Get out of here, except for the two guys, I won't teach you any of you. Get out of here quickly!!"
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For some guys who have no wink at all, Little Annie will definitely not be polite!
So, after finding a reasonable excuse to drive people, she stretched out her finger and directly cast the prophetic causal teleportation spell, which instantly disappeared except for the giant salamander spirit and a big bird, and she directly teleported back to where the guys came.
Now she is in class, she is a teacher. She just wants to eat, get the card, can do whatever she wants, and collect benefits and tuition fees in different ways. Those who want to come to listen to the class but don’t give benefits, she just doesn’t let them listen or teach them. What can they do to her?
“!!”
“…”
Unexpectedly, a fire immortal was even more powerful than the rumors. Just by pointing it, hundreds of thousands of mountain spirits and wild monsters disappeared. This surprised a giant salamander spirit who was originally squeezed and the Jingwei bird standing on the branch. While secretly saying that he was lucky, he was also shocked.
Just that moment, they knew that they were right this time!!
(…)
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(For some reason, Tibers suddenly felt that his little master seemed to have accidentally learned some bad habits on the earth... You know, the teacher was "preaching and learning the cause and answering doubts", but now, in the absence of need, he drove people in the name of accepting Shu Xiu, which was very bad... Of course, even if it was not good, it would not dare to talk nonsense...)
"Huh? You two guys..."
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As soon as she turned her head, little Annie discovered that in the lawn under the pine tree on the top of the Izumi Peak of Cuiping Mountain, which has become pure again, there is a strange man with an elder bark and a fat little girl with a long furry tail and ears.
"Hey! Why are you two guys still here? Why aren't you leaving yet?!"
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Little Annie said she couldn't understand that her spell was actually invalid for the two guys in front of her, so she jumped off the stone while asking, and walked directly to the short and ugly old man and the little girl with a strange tail, looking at it.
“…”
The old man with a wooden crutch was very ugly, all with wrinkled bark and face and hands didn't say anything, but just worriedly protected the little girl with a furry tail and ears behind her.
“Woo…”
"I, we live here, oh... I, I am the squirrel spirit on this tree, the tree is always this pine spirit, we have been here for many years... The odd number, the tree is a mute, he never can't speak. You, don't bully him!!"
Although he was a little scared, the chubby little girl monster who knew at a glance that it was some kind of animal that turned into a erotic form and turned into an inappropriate human form, gritted his teeth and stood up bravely from behind the pine tree spirit, and explained to a seemingly powerful flaming immortal.
“Huh?!”
∑(??△)?!
"There are so many monsters in this world. Can a pine tree and a squirrel become a spirit? It's a pity..."
(??╭╮??)
Sighing his lips, Little Annie expressed her regret...
She had long discovered that the big pine tree in front of her door and a certain one on the tree were very fat. She knew that she had enough to sleep and had enough sleep to continue eating! She had originally planned to get some pine nuts when she was bored another day, and then asked Xiaobai to stir-fry a plate of squirrel meat for herself!
What a pity...
To be continued...