∑(??△)?!

"If you don't play chess, you can't reach out and touch them casually, because they will be angry!"

o(*＾-＾*)o

"Ah! You guys wait!!"

Σ(⊙▽⊙”a

“…”

(?????????????)!

At this time, the mib contact of Little Annie's own lit up, as if a black-clad employee from the police station assigned her a task?

"Um……"

(??_??)

She doesn't want to go out now and doesn't want to leave the comfortable sofa under her, so she quickly pressed some function buttons on it, and with the help of the database at the mib headquarters, she quickly found and called out an alien's identity card, and at the same time dialed the other party's contact number.

"Hello?"

(.??o????)??

"Alien bad guys, you can come to mib's headquarters within two hours and surrender yourself. Otherwise, I will definitely blow your head!"

"The timing is now started, um...there is still the last hour left!"

(??▽`)ノ

After just taking a quick glance and confirming that there was no abnormality in the communication, she sent a voice message to the alien who committed the crime in her own name, then turned off the task prompt and planned to continue chatting with Uncle K and a certain j-shushu, and continue to pass the time and other things.

As for the two hours that had been agreed to suddenly become another hour, she didn't care at all. Anyway, she didn't think that alien dared to delay time!

"this……"

"Annie, is this method really useful for those alien assholes?!"

After knowing what the other party was doing and seeing the little girl's actions and responses, j couldn't help but feel a little dumbfounded...

Recently, after some aliens returned to Earth, they have seen many cases, but generally speaking, don’t such cases require the agents in black to arrest them in person? Why, now, when you arrive at this little guy, just a voice message thinks that everything is done?

Where can those stubborn guys be delivered directly to your door?!

"Of course it's useful!"

??(???`*)

"That's impossible! Little guy, I'm sure there are no fewer cases than you. I need to know more about the damn alien scum than you!"

j, but I know the bad nature of those aliens very well. Most of them are both greedy and ignorant...

Even if they have already fallen to the earth and become refugees, even if their countries and planets have long been transformed into ruins in the interstellar war, even if they are not much nobler than the people on earth, they always think that their own race is the first!

They never face their own situation. They rarely work and always wait on Earth for mib subsidies and aid funds. They are like a group of beggars, just like the earth owes them, and they never get grateful...

Therefore, j does not believe that a message from a little girl can make the aliens he hates honestly and obey on the earth! If that is true, I am afraid that their black-clad organization, Mib, will not be busy dealing with vicious cases involving aliens every day for decades.

"But……"

(????v??v??v???)

"They have always done this. Most of the bad guys and aliens who received information from others are honestly coming from the head..."

╯(???????????????)╮

"ah?"

"Also, it's really OK, are you sure? But who haven't come?"

Confused J reached out and clicked on the contactor placed by the other party on the table. Then he soon discovered that many tasks seemed to be the ones who sent all kinds of threat messages like they did just now, and asked the damn alien scum to report to Mib headquarters by themselves?

This kind of thing made him feel incredible. Anyway, they had never encountered any honest aliens, not to mention letting them run away and come first!

“…”

??华??华????

"I'll get a glass of freshly squeezed iced juice. Does anyone want it?"

"I tell you, the new aunt in the staff cafeteria is so bad! If we don't stare at her, she will use the pigments and powdered sugar that are harmful to the body to directly mix juice with juice!!"

(??????????)

Annie didn't have time to explain too much to that jshushu. She didn't even wait for the answers of both of them to ask for juice. Anyway, she just jumped off the sofa, and ran to the corridor outside the open door in her small leather shoes.

Because, she just asked casually out of politeness, how could she help these two weird uncles with hands and feet to get drinks?

Even if they really want it, she will pretend to be inaudible, so she won’t come back with so many things in her arms. It’s so troublesome to think about it!!

“k!”

“This is not fair!!”

Seeing that the little girl had run out and disappeared, J, who was very unbalanced, complained to his partner who was still studying the chess.

Because, every time they go on a mission, they have to work hard for most of the day. Even if they find the aliens who have committed a crime, they will deny it in every way. When they meet those bad guys, they must fight with real swords and guns. How can they make them obediently like each other?

“There is nothing unfair!”

K raised his head and glanced at his assistant who still looked young.

"Why?"

j puzzled.

"Because, anyone who has not led the leader will either be shot directly by her, or be played with life and death..."

"Otherwise, j, how do you think the name of 'Agent a' came from? Anne was never ruthless to those aliens who committed evil deeds, because they were afraid of her, they could not beat her, and they could not escape her pursuit..."

K shook his head with some complicated expressions, his expression on his face was a little relieved and ashamed...

After all, this kind of work was originally the work of the earthlings, but now, we actually need to rely on an alien child... and more importantly, the achievements made by the little girl in appearance were just playing, and in just over a month, she had already vaguely surpassed him, the agent K who had worked for forty years. How could he not feel regretful?

“!!”

"Really, fake? Oh! I really surrendered myself, my God..."

J was puzzled and started to read out the marked alien suspect's position with his portable device. Then, he couldn't help but exclaim! Because, he really saw that the spot of light was driving towards their "Bridge and Tunnel Administration" at high speed. It seemed that he was really planning to arrive within an hour and surrender himself?

"But it's useless!"

"j, our job is still very serious, and Anne is only one, a drop in the bucket..."

"In most cases, we still have to repeat the boring and boring task process in the past. Some things we cannot handle unscrupulously like children, because we have some concerns and can't let go of our hands?"

"Those aliens..."

"Forget it, I won't talk about them anymore. Now it's our rest time. Don't waste such a good afternoon."

After hesitating for a while, K still had to sigh. He didn't intend to continue talking too much, but stood up and reached out, poured a cup of black tea into his cup, and then sat back to study the interesting and moving chess left by Little Annie.

K thinks that it seems very necessary for them to study the nanorobots and intelligent control programs that make up this chess, which will definitely have some effect?

“…”

"Boss k, why do we Mib give them so much preferential treatment?"

"Look, they came to our earth, except to cause trouble everywhere, but did not bring us any benefits... But we had to provide them with accommodation and also paid for them... But as a result, look at what they did?"

"Fighting, drinking, gangs and causing trouble, some ordinary people who even attacked our earth... It's only a few days before the end of the Elelong and Akiron incident, but they're starting to cause trouble again..."

Thinking about the vicious incident of alien attacks on the cruise ship in the Pacific Ocean that K and other agents went to solve in the morning, J's mood was a little depressed.

"I have no idea……"

"Maybe this is the cultural difference between Earthlings and aliens?"

Shrugged his shoulders. Agent K said that he had been used to it and had long become numb.

Maybe…

Did that start decades ago?

At that time, it was their first time to get involved in aliens...

Subsequently, with the founding of Mib, the men in black always felt that the aliens were tall and tall... because the technology of their strange-looking guys is indeed more advanced than that of the Earthlings, and their creatures in outer space can cross the universe to come to the Earth, so civilization is naturally considered to be better than those of the Earthlings?

Therefore, the policy of preferential treatment of aliens was decided at that time... The Mib in black gave all the mibs to arrive on the earth to play, live, study, refuge and certain financial subsidies, so that they could live carefree on the earth, and then continued until now, and finally became a big situation in front of them?

"Boss k!"

"According to me, we shouldn't give them so much money to the bastard aliens. Their subsidies for the Earth are almost higher than our annual salary... The Twins also told me that most of them are alien scum, gangsters, robbers, smugglers, psychotropic drugs, and their damn violent scum!!"

"Look!"

"We have only had a few days off. When the Eslay Dragon's warship left, after they came back, various vicious incidents began to occur frequently!"

"We should expel all the law-abiding and those who are friendly and helpful to our planet!"

J swearing, about the strategy of Mib's black-clad man organizing preferential treatment for aliens, he J thinks that he can really change those cliches, because the times have been changing, and can the earth decades ago be compared with the earth now?

Besides, now they have almost squeezed out their usefulness from the alien scums, obtained advanced technologies and items, and have also established corresponding relevant channels for contact with aliens. The usefulness of the scums who came to the earth has been reduced to freezing point. When the harm outweighs the benefits, it is time to take tough measures against them!

J's method to deal with the aliens who ran to Earth to make trouble is actually very simple. They only need to cut off the subsidies for all aliens behind, cancel all preferential benefits, and treat them with ordinary earthlings. Then, after a short time, those alien scumbags can't get along on Earth, they will definitely go back to their own outer space by themselves. There is no need for these black agents to run around and work hard for all kinds of alien security issues and vicious events like they are now...

When he thinks about the Earthlings who died tragically under aliens, the innocent Earthlings who were persecuted by aliens, and the families of the victims in the end, they have to be forced to accept the cleaning of the "memory remover" of their black-clothed agents and completely forget the existence of those victims. Agent he and he can't help but feel full of evil guilt.

He even felt that in the future, he would definitely be spoiled by God and thrown into Satan's hell to suffer? Then, when facing the angry soul questioning of countless victims, they, the black-clad detectives who are accomplices of aliens, would they feel like?

Of course,

The aliens who are beneficial to the earth like Little Anne or the "Twins" are more beneficial, just as he is not disgusted with the headquarters providing the little guy with a large manor, castle villa, living in a house, and free of food and accommodation, and even providing various conveniences?

"Ha! Blow their heads?"

"You may not believe me, I often do that..."

K shrugged indifferently, not complaining about his new assistant's complaints.

He has been a black-clad police detective for almost forty years. In these forty years, he has solved several crises that are enough to pose a fatal threat to the earth, and has seen all kinds of aliens. He also knows that they are actually the same as the people on earth, and they have good people and bad people, so he doesn't mind the extreme thoughts of his assistant too much.
To be continued...