"And, what's even more interesting is that I accidentally left my unregistered package of automatic weapons in his car. They were originally intended to deal with Francis..."

"But who thought that the funniest thing happened: the unlucky Duponte, he had a car accident on the way? Not only did he know the fact that he kidnapped his cousin, but he even found that bag of automatic weapons on the spot by the police?"

"Guess what happened in the end? That guy is still in prison for suspected kidnapping and illegal possession of multiple automatic weapons. It is said that he will continue to be locked up for decades? And his cousin and the girl he likes, Jita, can now make a fuss! Ahhaha... How about it, isn't this joke very funny?!"

"Uh...why don't you laugh? Isn't this true story very interesting?!"

After squatting down in front of the other party, staring carefully with the pair of eyes on his hood for a while, he realized that the little girl was still tense and seemed a little unhappy, Deadpool scratched her head in a little embarrassed manner.

Whenever he thinks of this, he can't stop talking about it for a long time. Why doesn't this little guy just laugh?

"Sure enough... you are not only a weird guy, but also a hateful bad guy!"

Annie felt that she was right to stand by and throw him into the sea to feed the sharks yesterday!

"Wow, thank you for your praise! That's right, I'm not a good person or a hero! Otherwise, the X-Men wouldn't have refused to admit me, and I want me to do any dirty and tiring work, and if I fail, I'll take the blame!"

"Actually, I don't bother to join them myself. They all naively think that everyone is as moral as they are, and they want to be superheroes! Bah!"

"They will never know that the existence of this world is actually a mistake! No matter what they do or what I do, it is meaningless! Only by enjoying the moment and making yourself happy is the real thing! So, let their bullshit heroes die sooner, I, Wade Winston, and Wilson, don't care about those!"

"By the way, I would like to remind you: I have eaten all the food you left outside yesterday! Do you have anything else to eat? I feel that my body's nutrition seems to be a little unsatisfied, so I continue to supplement a lot of protein?"

"Oh... Actually, there is one more thing..."

"I saw that there seemed to be no bathroom outside your island, and I couldn't get into your spaceship, so I ran to the back of the big stone and pulled XX. I hope you don't mind too much?"

"Don't worry, I had already buried it carefully with sand at that time. Most people can't see it and it won't smell any! But... if you're fine, it's better not to run around there? Otherwise, you'll easily step on a landmine if you're not careful!"

"Yes, it's just the kind of landmines that can't explode, but it's very annoying!"

After seeing the little girl's eyes still seemed to be on the small table on the other side of the beach, Deadpool quickly started to talk about a lot of things.

In fact, there was nothing we could do about it. In the morning, when he recovered and climbed ashore, he was a little lacking in nutrition, so he ate all the fruits, other snacks, biscuits and other things on the little girl's table, and even some coconuts were cut open and drunk.

But the result is that it may be that the high-protein coconut meat of coconut is eaten too much, and then it seems a little indigested? So...

“…”

Annie felt that her patience was almost at its limit!

Now she has to think carefully about how to punish this guy who provoked her? Anyway, she will never let him live a good life, absolutely!

(Master, the young man couldn't stand this talkative fool anymore. Let me go out, I'm going to kill him! Then burn him to ashes! See if he can survive again?

——Now not only Anne couldn't help but want to do it, even Tebers himself couldn't stand this freak. He wanted to use flames to purify this evil existence directly, and then scatter the ashes into the sea to see if he could recover?)

"Panda's eyes are strange, I want to know, how did you survive? Yesterday, you were obviously thrown into the sea by my family to feed the sharks!"

After thinking for a while, she frowned again. Anne ignored Tibers' protest. She wanted to ask first, how did he recover from this strange man? Then, she decided to take revenge.

"oh……"

"This is a sad story... You may not know that after being transformed by a damn guy, I was the Francis I mentioned before! It was from then on that, I suddenly realized that I could never die anymore! Even if you chop me up, smash my head, throw it into a fire, or crush me into a paste, I will never die!"

"Of course, I don't like the kind of brain-breaking ones, because it will make my memory even more messy and chaotic. I will inexplicably throw out some weird thoughts all day long, such as seeing some weird things?"

"Okay, let's talk about how I recovered..."

After seeing the little girl seemingly impatient, Wilson quickly turned the topic back.

"And yesterday, a hateful shark ate one of my arms and legs! Then, fortunately, after my hands recovered and could move, I slaughtered it with one knife, ate its meat, and regained my parts in its stomach! Then, I killed several sharks in a row. After being fully supplemented with nutrients, I quickly returned to normal before dawn!"

"By the way, although I can't breathe in the water, the sea water still cannot drown me. Don't you think this is amazing? Let me tell you, the world under the sea here is very interesting, there are many strange little animals and some glowing jellyfish that are said to die if they sting?"

"Anyway, after I ate them, I didn't see them stung me to death!"

Talkbox, bitch, nonsense, maybe it is the characteristic of Deadpool in this world, so he just kept chatting behind the little girl, chatting nonsense.

This is also impossible. Originally, he thought this would be a simple task...

But how could that bald Charles actually tricked him and asked him to steal the little girl's things? He knew a lot about the deeds of this little girl in the Avengers. How could the other party's strength be compared to him, an ordinary transformed mutant who only has nearly immortal abilities?

You know, he himself couldn't even beat the strongman in the X-Men! Because of this, after seeing this little girl here, he no longer had the idea of ​​snatching the Infinity Stone, and immediately sold a bald head that had been put on him.

“…”

Anne was originally planning to continue to go to the beach to play and cool down and study her own stones today, but who would have thought that her small beach was tormented by this weird person? If you think about the "landmines" behind a big stone in the distance...

So, she had no intention of going to the beach at once! She even didn't want this small island anymore...

"I'm very annoying today. Please don't bother me again! Otherwise, be careful that I will beat you to death!"

After sighing, Annie turned around and walked towards the gate of her spacecraft again. Now she was in no good mood, so she had to go back and think about how to punish this weird guy so that he could feel pain? It can't be just a physical punishment, but also a spiritual pain!

"Don't worry, little girl, listen to me, I have a good deal to make money here. Do you want to listen?"

"Wait! This is the thing: That bastard Charles, he promised to give me a price of five million dollars per, and let me steal your gems! Why not do that, little girl, give me the stones, and then we will share half of the money each of us?"

"Believe me, this will definitely be a good deal!"

"You think, after I get the bald man's money, you will come to the door and grab the gems back, and then he will hire me to steal it. In this way, we will make a fortune in less than a few times! As long as I do a few more votes, I will soon become a billionaire!"

"Why, you don't seem to be very satisfied? Then that's fine, you six and I four? Or... you seven and I three?"

Seeing the little girl ignore her and walk back, Wilson was a little anxious. He couldn't do this business in vain, right? He even stole a boat. If he couldn't get anything, he would really lose a lot!

Drop! Drop! Drop! Drop!

Suddenly, Annie's liaison rang.

In confusion, she took out the contactor in her pocket, and after connecting it, a holographic image of Uncle Colson and others wearing protective clothing appeared.

[Anne? There are some important things here that we want you to help, it’s very urgent! Have you seen these substances behind us? It’s this thing, we can’t handle it!]

[Uh... this guy, how could he appear on your island?!]

Colson was about to tell Anne that something strange that suddenly appeared in Missouri and swallowed the entire town. But who would have thought that a strange guy with a black and red hood and white eyeballs suddenly jumped out in the holographic image?

After being startled, he realized that it was a mentally abnormal Deadpool. But what Colson didn't quite understand was that Anne's island was so hidden, how did he get to where this crazy transformer? Who asked him to go?

"Hi! Hello! You guys!"

"Wow, what's behind you? Cooling...a big ball of asphalt? Who has such a big deal? That will definitely be worth a lot of money!"

"Oh...Okay, I won't bother you now. Let's talk first, just talk casually. It shouldn't matter if I stand here and see, right?"

After discovering that the people on both sides seemed to be unwelcoming, Deadpool moved away from his position in a humble manner, and then stood behind the little girl unwillingly, constantly gestured to Colson and others opposite him.

[Annie, how did that guy find your little island?]

You know, no one knows Anne's place now except the people in the Avengers and the limited number of people in his Colson group! So, how did that nerve-wracking guy get the exact coordinates and find the hidden small island in the vast ocean?

But don't let that nerve-wracking guy lead Annie, that would definitely be a super disaster! The lunatic in this world, it would be enough to have such a deadpool! If the other party didn't seem to be unable to kill him, countless people would have killed that nerve-wrenching!

"Ha! I can answer this question without asking her: Actually, it was a bald guy named Charles who asked me to come here to steal Infinity Gems. How about it? Should you give me some bonus for this information?"

"That bald guy is in a wheelchair and has a college. I don't need to give me any more tips, right?"

As soon as Colson finished his words, the guy with a hoodie suddenly came up again, and what he said made Colson stunned.

He was a little confused. Is it really good that this guy was asked to steal something and said it so blatantly? Or is the other party framed it?

But...if it was this guy with an abnormal mind... maybe what he said might be true?

"Uncle Colson, I've seen the kind of thing behind you. I'll go over and take a look later. If nothing happens, I'll hang up!"

No longer giving some hateful guy a chance to come over to speak, Annie hung up and turned her head and stared at the other party up and down with malicious intentions.

"By the way, the monster nicknamed Deadpool, I want to ask you the last question: Are there any other special abilities you have besides being resurrected? For example, can you fly? Or move instantly?"

Annie seemed to have thought about how to punish this weirdo. Anyway, there are still some things on the other side of the earth that may need to be seen by yourself, so just make a decision like this!

"Uh...what do you want to do this?"

"Okay, I'll tell you generously that I don't seem to have any special abilities besides my strong recovery ability and my ability to die, right?"

Wilson didn't know why this little girl suddenly asked about this kind of thing. Anyway, he should have nothing except various physical and self-healing abilities that are far beyond ordinary people.

"That's good, then, goodbye, Deadpool...I announce that I will give it to you now!"

"I wish you a good time!"

After saying that, Anne disappeared directly from the spot with a flash. The next moment, her flat water-drop-like cosmic yacht that occupied half of the island roared and floated out of the soil, and began to accelerate and rise away from the ground.

"Oh! No...you can't do this!"

"Little girl, you can't leave me alone here! Please be sure to take me back!"

Looking at the little girl who suddenly disappeared in front of him, Wade Winston Wilson was stunned for a while before finally understanding something. Then, he hurriedly ran forward and jumped hard towards the spaceship that was gradually rising.

However……

Unfortunately, it was an interstellar yacht with a very smooth appearance with a flat water drop structure. It had no gaps or protrusions on its appearance that could be grabbed by him! In addition, his Deadpool did not have the ability to climb like Spider-Man, so he could only slap on the smooth outer bulkhead at the bottom of the spacecraft twice, and then fell heavily with the effect of gravity...

"Oh, no!!!"

"Little girl, can't I admit defeat? OK, okay, take me away from this damn island? I don't want to make trouble on your island either. The problem is that my boat is broken and I can't go back... I'm also a poor person who was cheated by the bald man!"

"Please! Please come back soon..."

After chasing the beautiful spacecraft, he ran to the beach until he could no longer see the silver-white spacecraft. Wilson's heart-wrenching howl stopped, and he fell down and supported himself on the beach with both hands.

Now, it was his turn to think things were a bit unfunny...
To be continued...