After saying the lottery, Lu Qingxuan and Lu Liangchen were eager to give it a try, but Chen Ya remained indifferent.

The expression on Chai Xian's face became even more bitter.

Not to mention there is a lottery, even if there is no lottery he still wants to show off his skills to everyone.

With a proud man like Lu Liangchen and a daughter of destiny like Lu Qingxuan, standing together with them is a stressful situation.

Every time he meets this kind of situation, people say he is showing off his ugliness, but he is really ugly. He doesn’t want to embarrass himself!

If you are not really incompetent, who wants to be a green leaf?

But who told him not to have those hands?

Looking at the entire banquet, the only person he could hold his own against was probably Chen Ya, who came from the countryside.

Mrs. Yu urged: "Chai Xian, hurry up, the people behind are still waiting."

Chai Xian made a begging gesture and bowed, saying:

"Grandma, you understand me. My two moves can only be said to be tofu tied with hemp rope. I can't lift it. I'll tell you a joke. Please forgive me!"

The dining room was suddenly filled with a happy atmosphere, and Mrs. Yu also smiled and said:

"Okay, then if I laugh, you will pass. If no one at the table laughs, you will have to drink one drink as a penalty."

Chai Xian's face became even more bitter. He used the macaque trick to pray for his birthday and said to everyone:

"Uncles, brothers and sisters, please leave a way for Chai Xian to survive. Please cooperate with us later!"

Having said this, the uncles sitting in front started to laugh and said:

"Chai Xian, you don't need to talk anymore, the ugly looks you put on are funny enough."

The old lady Yu next to me said with a straight face:

"In that case, we can't let him go easily. Chai Xian, the joke you tell must be something that no one has heard. If it's the same old tune, it won't pass."

Such a sentence made it difficult for Chai Xian to make it out of thin air. In such a short time, how could he guess which jokes Old Mrs. Yu had not heard?

He thought in silence for a while, and soon he realized that he had given himself a big problem.

The jokes he is good at are all dirty jokes, which can make people laugh in private, but how can he dare to tell them in Fushou Hall?

Not to mention Grandma Lu, Lu Qingxuan, and Lu Ningna are still sitting here. If they blaspheme these two people, someone will definitely tear them alive.

And those jokes that don't contain a bit of sex are always not that interesting, and there's no guarantee that everyone will laugh.

After thinking for a long time, he suddenly had an idea and had a secret idea.

Clearing his throat, he said:

"By the way, there is such a person. He is a rural person who came to the capital for the first time..."

As he spoke, he pointed his hand in the direction of Chen Ya, then made a feint, and suddenly pointed to the sky. It seemed that he was pointing at Chen Ya, but it seemed that he was pointing wrongly. In short, he was not well-known.

But once you hear the elements of "rural area" and "first time in Beijing" and combine it with his gestures, you can understand a little bit.

Chen Sheng was a little confused. He and Chai Xian had never had anything in common, so he didn't understand why he would make fun of his son.

Chai Xian continued: "He had a rich relative in the capital. When he saw the prosperity of the capital and the rich relative was willing to spend money for him to see the scene, he became obsessed with his desire and wanted to buy something more expensive so that he could go back and give it to him.

The folks from the countryside show off.

"It is said that a man must not be without a watch, so he walked into a watch shop with his head held high, slapped the table, boss, bring over all the expensive watches you have here!

"As a result, he suffered the loss of his lack of knowledge. The watch store he entered was Patek Philippe, which is famous for its high-end products! When the boss heard his arrogance, he quickly brought three watches up to him and asked him to choose.

"He looked at the first watch and asked the boss about the price. As a result, the boss quoted an astonishing number. He asked about the price of the second watch again. This number was even more amazing than the previous one. He asked again about the price of the third watch. As a result,

The price of the third watch exceeded all his imagination in his life.

"Finally, the boss asked him which piece he liked and which one looked better. He shook his head and said, none of them looked good, and walked out.

"When the boss heard that he quit, he chased after him and asked: Our Patek Philippe watches can't be bad-looking. Why do you think they don't look good?

"The rural man turned around and said quietly: For a poor guy like me, no watch will look good on me."

Chai Xian is indeed very talented in telling jokes. Jokes that weren't originally funny were actually interesting when he performed them vividly.

In addition, most people at the table knew the person this incident referred to, and many people burst out laughing.

"puff."

Lu Qingxuan didn't want to laugh at first, so she couldn't hold it back and laughed softly.

Then she turned to Chai Xian with a straight face and said, "You did a good job, but your tricks are a bit despicable."

Chai Xian clasped his hands together and said: "In desperation, I can only think of this, please let me go!"

Lu Qingxuan curled her lips and said, "Okay, considering how hard you acted, just think I laughed."

Lu Liangchen laughed loudly on the side and said: "That's so funny, Chai Xian, you are very talented at telling jokes, I admire you."

Only Lu Ningna looked confused, she had no idea what the point of the joke was.

Old Mrs. Yu said: "I just took a quick glance and found that at least four or five people at the table were not smiling. You will be fined 5 drinks."

Chai Xian's face suddenly became bitterer than bitter melon: "Grandma, can you... drink it separately?"

"Let's have a drink first and then talk."

Looking at Chai Xian, he seemed to be drinking medicine. After swallowing a glass of wine, Mrs. Yu said:

"You tell a good joke, but the content is incomprehensible. How can any rural person go to Patek Philippe? Besides, even if you go, you can tell at a glance that Patek Philippe is expensive."

As soon as she said this, many people at the table laughed louder than when Chai Xian said it just now.

Lu Qingxuan covered her mouth, patted her chest, suppressed her laughter, and said:

"Grandma, this matter is indeed true, but please don't ask about the details."

Old Mrs. Yu was puzzled by their laughter, but after hearing what Lu Qingxuan said, she didn't go into details, clapped her hands and said:

"Are you ready for the next one? Can you play?"

The people below were all sitting and motionless. Old Mrs. Yu glanced around and thought to herself: That person seems to be quite determined, maybe he still doesn't believe that I will fulfill my promise.

If this is the case, then add another fire.

Old Mrs. Yu said: "Nana, you can perform next and show your teacher how you have progressed recently."

Lu Nina blushed and stood up nervously.

Someone had already brought her piano over. She took it, bowed solemnly to everyone, and then started playing.

Because she has been learning the piano since she was a child, she is quite proficient in playing, and her playing is smooth and error-free.

But the disadvantage is that it is too conventional and lacks eye-catching processing.

This is also related to her talent and experience. After all, she is still young and not a natural talent.

After the performance, everyone applauded, and Mrs. Yu said: "How did Lu Ningna do? Let's ask Teacher Li Siqing to tell you."

Lu Liangchen did not expect to make comments on the spot. He held his breath and listened to Li Siqing's words.

Li Siqing said: "There is overall progress, but not much. I am just a little more proficient, and the song selection is relatively conservative, not amazing enough, and I have not shown more skills. Although Ning Na is my disciple, I will not give high marks."

, can only give passing marks.”

Old Mrs. Yu nodded and said: "It's from the bottom of my heart, Nana, you have to work harder."

Hearing this comment, Lu Nina felt a little sad and lowered her head.

But Lu Liangchen and Lu Qingxuan were encouraged.

They did not praise Ningna Lu blindly, which showed that Mrs. Yu meant it.

She might really want to give them a fair chance to compete.

Mrs. Yu then nodded to Lu Liangchen and said, "Liangchen, it's your turn."

Lu Liangchen stood up and said, "Grandma, I want to perform the piano."

When she heard that he wanted to perform the piano, Mrs. Yu felt a little disappointed for some reason.

But she still said: "It doesn't matter what the piano is. We have it in Fushou Hall. Just ask them to push it over."

Lu Liangchen continued: "And I still need to brew some emotions, why not let our new friend Chen Ya perform one for everyone? How about it?"

Chen Ya didn't know why he suddenly mentioned himself and raised his eyebrows slightly.

Lu Liangchen patted him on the shoulder and said, "How about you tell a joke to liven up the atmosphere for everyone?"

Chen Ya leaned on the chair and said calmly: "I can only read jokes, but I can't tell them."

Lu Liangchen didn't expect him to be so disrespectful to him. He was stunned for a moment, and then said: "No, you can also make jokes."

After saying that, he couldn't help but laugh first, and Chai Xian's side burst into a burst of laughter that was about to knock off the roof.

Lu Qingxuan chuckled softly, and then stopped laughing immediately. She felt that it was not decent to mock others in person.

Chen Sheng lowered his head and wished he could bury his head in the bowl.

Chen Ya was laughed at in person, so he didn't dare to stand up and say a few words of help. Everyone here had a higher status than his son-in-law.
To be continued...