164. Goodbye, alien(1/2)
JX hit Kanye, and at the time, I found it a bit hard to accept, but after JX explained it to me afterwards, I felt it was understandable," Duncan said.
"What happened then?" Qin Yunchu asked.
Duncan Jones sniffed.
He was still sleeping just now, but now he seems to be completely awake and talking more.
"It was the last part of the funeral, and my father's best friend was delivering the eulogy. The last person to deliver the eulogy was JX.
"While he was delivering the eulogy, Kanye was standing next to Taylor. He kept whispering something to Taylor, maybe some provocative words, and it was uncomfortable to see Taylor's expression. Their relationship was not good, and everyone knew that...
…”
Qin Yunchu interrupted him and asked, "Why do they have a bad relationship?"
Duncan Jones paused and said, "They had friction before because of the lyrics... Well, I'll talk about that later. Let's talk about what happened first."
Qin Yunchu said: "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have interrupted you. I will understand it later, so you can continue talking."
Duncan Jones continued:
"Going back to what I just said, everyone was listening very carefully to JX's eulogy. During this period, Kanye kept saying something to Taylor, his voice was very low, and no one knew exactly what he said.
"I was also attracted by them. I saw that after Kanye said something at the end, Taylor's expression suddenly changed.
"When I saw her expression, I almost thought she was going to slap Kanye right away, but then something unexpected happened..."
…
David Bowin's funeral, according to his last wish, was held in the form of a Vulcan ceremony in the Vulcan Desert in Nevada.
Because it was in the form of a festival, everyone could participate, so many nearby residents came to commemorate David Bowin spontaneously.
People painted their faces with David Bowie's iconic lightning bolt, a symbol of Sieg Stardust, the virtual alien creature he created during his lifetime.
The funeral of this top figure in the cultural world attracted a large number of celebrities in the cultural world. He had good personal relationships with many celebrities during his lifetime, such as Madonna. They all came here today to mourn this alien visitor.
The farewell ceremony to the body was officially held at night. People built a high altar and placed the body of David Bowin on top of the altar.
After the farewell ceremony to the body is completed, they will throw torches to the altar and burn his body.
The wind of the Black Rock Desert will carry his ashes to every corner of the desert.
At night, more celebrities flocked to the Black Rock Desert.
Filmmakers, musicians, actors, Internet celebrities.
Countless people came to commemorate this great man who embodies the American spirit.
But the one surrounded by the largest crowd was a Chinese—JX.
He leads more than a dozen rock bands, followed by a large group of people behind him.
Those guys are not vegetarians, but they followed JX today and were surprisingly obedient.
"Condolences, my friend," JX shook hands with Duncan Jones and patted his shoulder, "He is not gone, but he has returned to his planet."
"Thank you." Duncan Jones looked at Chen Ya sincerely. He saw a very serious emotion on the face of this Chinese friend.
"According to my father's last wish, you will be the last to deliver the eulogy, after his partner and his old friends." Duncan Jones grabbed JX and said.
"I know." JX nodded and put on his sunglasses again.
…
When Duncan Jones was telling the story, Gao Xiaobai was stunned for a while.
Finally he couldn't help it anymore, raised his hand and asked, "Excuse me, can I interrupt for a moment."
Duncan stopped talking and asked, "What's wrong?"
"According to custom, shouldn't the last person who delivers the eulogy be the person closest to the deceased?" Gao Xiaobai asked.
Duncan said: "It was my father's last wish to let JX be the last one."
"Is that so..." Gao Xiaobai stuck out his tongue, "Is JX's status there so high?"
After seeing the expressions of the others, he raised his hands and said, "I'm sorry, I'm just out of curiosity, because I think it's... strange for JX to give the final speech on such an important occasion."
Duncan Jones said: "No, what's weird, that's JX?"
Gao Xiaobai: "Ah?"
"This man collaborated with my father on the last album of his career - "Underpressure", and helped David win another Grammy. The two of them also have a very good personal relationship, so I asked him to be the final speech.
I think the candidate is the perfect one." Duncan Jones said.
"In fact, my father asked him to think of an ingenious way to send his body away."
Gao Xiaobai wiped his sweat.
Others present did not understand his doubts, but he himself knew that this incident reflected how shocking JX's status in the United States was.
David Bowin's funeral may be more entertaining than it is meaningful to David Bowin himself.
Because he is a cynical person, otherwise he would not ask his children to throw his ashes in the Black Rock Desert.
But for other Americans, they may not think so.
If you want to say why, it’s because that’s David Bowin!
After his death, Tesla launched a rocket to commemorate him. His song "SpeOddity" was played repeatedly in the rocket cabin. If nothing else happens, this rocket will travel around the universe for a billion years, making this song
The song spreads across the galaxy.
In the well-known game "League of Legends", a hero's line "Colonel Tom calls ground control" comes from this song. In the movie "Daydreamer", countless people exclaimed when this song was played. In fact,
Above, there are many tributes to David Bowin in various movies and literary works.
So many celebrities came to attend his funeral, but JX was able to securely occupy the C position.
He was even more curious about how awesome things JX had done in the United States.
After this episode, Duncan Jones continued:
"Soon, it will be time for JX to give his eulogy..."
…
The starry sky twinkles, the evening wind in the desert carries a rough touch, and JX's lonely voice makes the silence even quieter.
People gathered around JX and listened silently to his eulogy:
"...This lovely extraterrestrial visitor, respected weirdo, in my opinion, he did not leave us, but returned to his stardust."
"Goodbye, David Bowen. Goodbye, Star Weird."
After JX finished speaking, he began to gently roll up his sleeves.
"David said before that he wanted me to end this funeral in a wonderful way. In fact, I had thought about it before, that we would collectively light a torch and throw it to the altar."
"But now I suddenly feel that this is not amazing enough, and just now, Miss Taylor gave me some inspiration."
When he finished speaking, the sleeve of his right hand had been rolled up to half of his forearm.
People turned their heads together and looked at Taylor.
Taylor stood next to Kanye. Before that, Kanye was whispering something to Taylor next to him.
Everyone saw an embarrassed expression on her face, her eyes were red, and she seemed about to cry.
Before that, people were still remembering Bao Yin. They didn't notice the situation until JX mentioned it.
"Hey, friend, what's going on?" Kanye said with a smile, spreading his palms.
"So, before you say that word that starts with B..."
JX walked through the crowd, walked straight to Kanye, and stood still.
"What?"
Meeting his gaze, JX suddenly punched.
"pound!"
Kanye raised his head and fell to the ground.
People screamed, Kim Kardashian screamed, Madonna struggled to move her legs in high heels, and ran over in shock to see what happened.
Taylor's mouth was wide open and he looked at JX in shock.
Kanye was lying on the ground in a daze, looking at him blankly, not knowing whether he should stand up and fight back or say something.
However, before everyone gathered around, JX had already left there.
I don't know when, he had already picked up David Bowin's guitar before his death and strummed the strings with his hand.
"Everyone, just now I suddenly thought of Michael's song "Beat It", but faced with what just happened, I couldn't avoid (Beatit), so I had to beat him, and besides!"
He looked at Taylor again, stared straight at her and said loudly:
"Everyone must remember that even if you are criticized by thousands of people, you must also think about it. Even great people like Michael Jackson have also suffered such a situation, and the truth will never be covered up. One day, you will come back.
Get to your seat!"
To be continued...