Chapter 0005 Before you can urinate(1/2)
I don’t know what year or month it is.
I don't know where it is.
Don't know the truth and falsehood.
In the dark void, there are layers of white clouds that glow spontaneously.
Clear the clouds and see the sun.
There is a floating mountain in the clouds, with clear mist curling up and flying cranes.
The mountain is neither big nor high.
At the foot of the mountain, there are gurgling water and neat fields,
There are green bamboos and ancient pines on the mountain, like coiled dragons and knotted knots.
There is a very simple Sihe Taoist temple on the top of the mountain, with a dying peach tree of unknown age planted in the middle.
The peach blossoms keep falling, but they never stop falling.
The girl with countless peach blossoms is no more than a cardamom young girl. She has a fairy-like appearance, pure and clear bones, and her slim figure is full of the charm of a mature woman.
"I've been among thousands of flowers, but not a single leaf touched my body. My dear, my child has been very lucky recently. I don't know which one to choose."
The clear and proud voice echoed in the courtyard.
"shut up!"
A wild female voice came from the clouds.
"Tidal physiques should never be with men."
The girl pursed her lips and held her head high with pride and resentment.
"But I have so many peach blossoms that I can't stop cutting them off!"
"If you insist on being greedy for the mortal world, then stay with a woman."
"I don't want girls, I like cute boys!"
"It's okay to like men. If you are lucky enough to meet a man who can give you insight into the ways of heaven, you can stay with him for the rest of your life."
"My mother is lying again! We are standing on the opposite side of the way of heaven. Apart from God, there is no man who can let me see the way of heaven."
"You are right. Only God is qualified to control you in this world. Don't underestimate yourself!"
Holding Sword Peak.
Ling Zhouyue suddenly opened her eyes.
The golden afterglow fell into the grass window, shining on the face that was still pure and pure no matter how much dust it was stained with.
Oh, even the immortals are dead, how can there be gods!
Aren’t girls pretty?
To get rid of the disturbing dream sounds, she raised her arms and took a sip of wine.
The white body turned over lazily, like surfing on a wave, blowing out the sweet aroma of wine.
…
The fairy wind is intoxicating, and the sunset is slightly drunk.
Xiao Ran's first flight after time travel was dedicated to the paper kite.
Just like his first flight before time travel, he dedicated it to paper.
History is always surprisingly similar.
Huge paper kite in the center.
Xiao Ran was sitting cross-legged on the front staircase of the double-story disciple room.
Opening your eyes slightly, you can see in all directions, up and down the universe, everything you can see are mountain tops, large and small, that pierce the clouds.
Spiritual energy, mist, beast sounds, and bells merge with each other, filling the heaven and earth, majestic and ethereal, unlike the human world.
It is completely different from the decaying scenery outside the mountain protection formation. It feels like traveling through time and being in another world.
It's a pity that Xiao Ran is not lucky enough to enjoy the magnificent scenery of this fairyland.
He always frowned slightly, concentrating on sensing the power of blood.
After all, it was the first flight. Although it was exciting, I was still nervous.
If there is a slight gust of wind blowing, or a crane flies over, the paper kite will be on the verge of falling and swaying non-stop.
The short journey of more than ten miles took more than a quarter of an hour.
Finally, in the afterglow, he flew over the Jianzhi Peak.
Find the correct position, slowly release your force, and land smoothly.
Xiao Ran let out a long sigh of relief.
It's done tonight!
The new disciples' room is located on the southeast side of the hut, at a 45-degree angle and three feet away.
In terms of absorbing Feng Shui spirit veins, this is the second golden spot in Zhijian Peak besides the hut.
Xiao Ran walked into the house.
Bamboo beds, wardrobes, long desks...all kinds of furniture are neatly placed.
The kitchen is fully equipped with kitchen utensils and flint, and the small warehouse is also equipped with various farm tools.
Lin Yunzi is worthy of being the leader of the outer disciples. He understands the daily needs of ordinary people who have not refined their Qi...
Before honoring his master, Xiao Ran still has two things to do.
First, fix the foundation first.
Xiao Ran took out a sledgehammer wrapped in cloth and eight huge telescopic wooden wedges with mechanisms from the warehouse.
He inserted eight wooden wedges into the holes in the house that he had arranged in advance, and hammered them into the foundation one by one with a sledgehammer wrapped in cloth.
These wooden wedges fold and stretch lengthwise, reaching ten feet deep into the ground.
Then open the mechanism and extend eight underground fixed rods horizontally.
Eighty-eight sixty-four fixed rods are fixed in both vertical and horizontal directions.
A set of three-dimensional grid is formed under the foundation to firmly fix the double-story pavilion, which can withstand up to nine levels of wind!
In addition, the eight wooden wedges are fixed in a very special position.
It looks like a Bagua diagram, but the order of the hexagrams is different from the ordinary Bagua diagram, and it is a version more suitable for the age of Dharma Ending.
Do (?)
Hom(?)
Gen(?)
shock(?)
Sunda(?)
Leave(?)
Kun(?)
exchange(?)
After all, this is the age of the end of the Dharma, and the spiritual veins are abnormal. If you want to absorb the spiritual power of heaven and earth more efficiently, you need to take a different approach.
Regardless of the prohibition bonus, such a pseudo-bagua arrangement will have a more direct spiritual effect than that of a hut.
Because the hammer was wrapped in cloth and the wooden wedges were indoors, after Xiao Ran fixed the foundation, the master was still sleeping soundly.
By this time, it was already dark.
The stars are rising, the moon is hanging over the Milky Way, the starlight merges with the bright moonlight, and together it shines on the roof of the brand new disciple's house.
Everything was silent except for the chirping of crickets.
The second thing Xiao Ran needs to do is to build a complete drainage system for the kitchen and bathroom.
Especially the excretion problem, which he had never expected before.
Who would have thought that an inner disciple, no, a direct disciple, would have to poop?
The people we are sitting here are all fairies who do not eat the smoke and fire of the world. They eat spiritual energy and drink fairy dew. If you shit, you are not qualified to be a fairy.
What makes Xiao Ran even more troubled is that the master is a female Taoist, and it is really insulting to be polite to eat, drink, and defecate next to him.
But this matter is extremely urgent!
Refining qi and breaking up grains did not happen overnight. He had to fix the sewage and excretion system in the disciple's room right away, otherwise he would really be unable to urinate tonight.
Xiao Ran took out the shovel from the warehouse, dragged his tired body and began to dig a hole, assembled the bamboo tubes section by section, and placed them in the pit.
To be continued...