Chapter 0027 Can you dry your hair first?(1/2)
Chuyan's face froze.
The pure facial features were filled with shock and humiliation, and a pair of spring eyes stared straight at Xiao Ran, unable to speak for a long time.
It's as if the flames are still and the light of the fire is solidified.
Ling Zhouyue was chewing on the tiger's leg, when her expression suddenly shone like a picture scroll.
"You've only been a beginner for two days, and you haven't practiced your qi yet, so you want to take on a disciple?"
Xiao Ran took his time and said slowly:
"There is an old saying in my hometown, if you don't have a picture, just say it...ahem, it means that if a cultivator doesn't have a disciple, he will be ridiculed if he says it."
Ling Zhouyue smiled quietly.
"You don't want to accept this little sister as your apprentice, do you?"
Chu Yan felt aggrieved and resentful, but she did not dare to say anything.
"Exactly."
Xiao Ran chewed the tiger liver, the rich and bitter aroma was indescribable.
"My disciple has the skills of farming, construction and cooking. I am suffering from the problem that there will be no successor in a hundred years. I am afraid that no one will serve the master by then, so I want to accept a disciple first and pass on my mantle. When the disciple goes to the west someday, I will not call him master.
Too lonely."
The spring light flickered in the eyes of the stars, and Ling Zhouyue raised the pot and took a sip of poisonous wine.
"It's up to you, just don't accept the apprentice and forget about the master."
[Congratulations to the host for obtaining 3 filial piety points!]
Xiao Ran was shocked.
Unexpectedly, as long as you can speak well and impress the master, you can gain a wave of filial piety points, which shows the importance of ventriloquism.
"Chu Yan, why don't you call me Master, Master?"
Xiao Ran, I must kill you!
She cursed in her heart, but the girl was very sweet with her mouth.
"Master, Master."
Xiao Ran didn't miss this opportunity to touch that delicate little head.
"My disciple is good."
Chu Yan sat obediently, gritting her teeth secretly in her heart.
Xiao Ran looked at the master again, drinking alone there without saying anything, but his plump figure became more and more frivolous.
"Master, you seem to be poisoned."
"Yeah?"
Ling Zhouyue pretended to look at the wine bottle.
"There are too many fake wines now."
Xiao Ran said:
"Today is a good day. In order to celebrate Master becoming the master, we should have a drink."
Ling Zhouyue shook her head.
"It's a pity that my wine will kill you if you drink it."
"Hold on."
Xiao Ran got up, went to the wine cellar in the south valley, and took out the malt wine that had just been fermented.
Packed in wooden barrels, it weighs more than fifty kilograms.
As expected of a fairyland, the juice can be produced at such a speed that no one else can.
The juice flows into the aura and is as cool as ice, transparent and slightly yellow in color, and has a very light smell, like the faint fragrance of grain wafted by the wind.
Return to Jianping and put the wine barrel on a boulder.
Take out three large white porcelain bowls and fill them with sake.
Seeing the rich wool master and the petite tool apprentice in front of him, forming a stable closed loop of filial piety, Xiao Ran was in a good mood.
"This is my newly brewed ale. Let's become a master and apprentice."
“Can malt also make wine?”
Ling Zhouyue didn't care about the sworn relationship or not, her focus was all on the wine.
The tip of his tall, slightly upturned nose twitched slightly.
"...You must be peeing from a horse, right?"
Xiao Ran smiled and said nothing, picked up the porcelain white bowl, and took the first sip himself.
The coolness enters the throat, like a waterfall, all at once from the top of the head to the soles of the feet.
The limbs and bones, the internal organs and the internal organs were washed, washed clean and spotless, as if the body had opened a skylight, the whole body was transparent, enlightened, and blended with the heaven and earth.
All body toxins and even excreta are washed away, degraded and dissipated.
This is a completely different experience than tiger meat stimulating the taste buds and hitting the Danbi.
The whole person is purified!
Chu Yan also timidly took a sip.
It was as if his whole body had been penetrated, his face turned red for a moment, his eyes were penetrating, and the look in Xiao Ran's eyes was completely different again.
For a girl with a mysophobia like her, eating tiger meat was forced and she had no choice but to grit her teeth and swallow, which in the end stimulated the energy in her Dantian.
Drinking malt liquor is really refreshing!
"real or fake?"
Seeing the exaggerated reactions of Xiao Ran and Chu Yan, Ling Zhouyue took the bowl with a slight disgust and took a small sip.
In just an instant, Jian Mei's eyebrows softened, as if he were seeing stars in the sky.
Xiao Ran silently collected the filial piety points.
[Congratulations to the host for obtaining 1 filial piety value!]
Another sip, another sip, and all in a blink of an eye.
[Congratulations to the host for obtaining 1 filial piety value!]
[Congratulations to the host for obtaining 1 filial piety value!]
【……】
Ling Zhouyue felt refreshed intuitively, and inadvertently, the poisonous wine accumulated in her body was completely eliminated...
However, as a big shot in the wine industry, she has a great style and is not easily conquered.
"Your sake tastes good, but it's too light and not suitable for a seasoned drinker like me."
Xiao Ran smiled and said:
"Then drink more."
Tons tons tons tons...
[Congratulations to the host...]
It’s not just Ling Zhouyue.
Chu Yan was either happy to join Zhijian Peak, or depressed to be a disciple of Xiao Ran, or the malt wine tasted so good that she couldn't help but drink a lot of it.
Xiao Ran smiled and said nothing, but he did not dare to take another sip.
This wine has great staying power!
Big break!
Moreover, this does not come from the stamina of alcohol or spiritual power, but the stamina that comes from understanding the world and tracing back to life.
Xiao Ran only took a sip, and then he remembered all the things in his past life, sour, sweet and bitter, and how many people were separated by an insurmountable ocean.
Chu Yan also fell into the trap quickly.
Looking back on the past in the palace, I suddenly thought of my deceased mother... Her delicate body softened and she fell on the sword flat.
"Little girls are still too young. If you imitate adults in drinking, you can get drunk even after three bowls of sake."
After all, Ling Zhouyue was an old drinker. She pointed out the country and scolded Fang Qiu. In the blink of an eye, the world was spinning, the world was changing, and she fell to the ground.
There was a soft sound and a plop, which lasted only ten breaths.
This wine is cruel!
Xiao Ran sealed the wine barrel and placed it in the system space to ensure absolute freshness.
To be continued...