Chapter 0204 Ask the world, what is love?(1/3)
During the three days that Xiao Ran was away from Jianjian Peak.
Chu Yan didn't have Xiao Ran's ability to serve Ling Zhouyue at all. She was already in the shape of a pastoral fairy. She was fascinated by the art of growing cotton, raising silkworms, and weaving and tailoring, even beyond her fascination with her master.
Ever since, Ling Zhouyue returned to her previous free-range state without being cared for. One person had enough to eat and the whole family was not hungry. She took a bath, played with bamboo signs, and lay lazily on the pine branches reading a picture book.
After watching it for a long time, Ling Zhouyue discovered that the main plot of "Ma Breaks the Sky" is to defeat monsters and upgrade. Just making a medicine requires more than ten pages, and the emotional line progresses very slowly.
In addition to the heroine Yun Yun, there are also female supporting characters such as Gu Xun'er, Medusa, the Little Medical Fairy, and Nalan Yanran, which seriously distract the emotional line, leaving Xiao Yan and Yun Yun with too little dog food.
She was very anxious.
Probably because of her physical condition, she could not marry a man. Ling Zhouyue placed a lot of long-lasting feelings in her girlhood on Yun Yun.
Only then did he go out of his way and read Xiao Ran's painting "Horse Breaks the Sky" with great interest.
As a result, the more I watched it, the more unpleasant it became. Yun Yun had very few scenes, and the whole story was spent refining medicine, fighting monsters, practicing martial arts, and having an affair with the female co-star.
Especially Medusa, who always looks like an old married couple to Xiao Yan, and Gu Xun'er even feels like she's already made up her mind.
And Yun Yun is still staying alone in the empty room of Yunlan Sect, just as bored as she is now...
What a nonsense story!
Abandoned!
This Xiao Yan is a scumbag and not worth mentioning.
She is still her precious apprentice who is filial and dedicated.
The same surname is Xiao, one is the author and the other is the protagonist. Why is there such a big gap between people?
I think of my apprentice, my apprentice has arrived.
Ling Zhouyue's eyes moved, and she felt Xiao Ran's spiritual pressure from a long distance away.
She sat up cross-legged and stretched on the pine branches, thinking:
The good old days of being waited on are back!
It's better for Xiao Ran, who always thinks about his master, goes on a business trip to the Shenwu Kingdom, and comes back so quickly, I don't know how many times better than Xiao Yan!
Thinking like this, I saw Xiao Ran returning with his sword. Before anyone arrived, he shouted from a distance——
"Master, I brought my wife back!"
Ling Zhouyue stretched half of her body and suddenly became wilted.
For a moment, she felt that what she had just read was Xiao Ran's autobiography.
Can I bring my wife back after going to Shenwu Kingdom for three days?
You are better than Xiao Yan!
Ling Zhouyue was sharpening her knife and held back her impulse for the time being. First, she wanted to see what Xiao Ran's wife was like and whether she was the type she liked.
Xiao Ran's sword landed on the sword flat, and he saw the beautiful master sitting cross-legged on a branch. He was still as graceful and graceful as he had not seen for a long time.
After not seeing his master for three days, Xiao Ran missed him very much. When he came up, he went out to show his filial piety and hugged Bingbing, who was wearing his green clothes, to meet his master.
"How is it? This is my wife Bingbing. Master, do you like her?"
Even your clothes are on...
Ling Zhouyue smiled and said nothing.
I don't know when, the sky was covered with dark clouds, lightning flashed and thunder, and a gravitational black hole seemed to appear above the head, gathering all things in the world at the center.
Xiao Ran looked up and felt something was wrong.
Netherworld?
No!
This spiritual pressure is even more terrifying than the underworld!
Xiao Ran shivered all over and was about to ask his master what to do when the black hole above his head suddenly dispersed and turned into a majestic wave falling from the sky.
"Master, be careful——"
In an instant, Xiao Ran knew that the master was angry, but he still pretended not to know, and like a moth to a flame, he jumped towards the master.
What came in exchange was ruthless waves.
Xiao Ran was hit diagonally by a wave falling from the sky, and flew eastward like a cannonball, hitting the base of Chaoxia Peak with a bang.
In an instant, the entire Chaoxia Peak was shaking, which lasted for a hundred breaths.
Disciples who didn't know it thought it was an earthquake.
Why is Master so angry?
Didn't she agree to find a wife she likes and have a threesome with her?
Xiao Ran pondered for a long time underground, endured the pressure of the entire mountain, and truly realized how stressful it was.
Half an hour later, Han Erlang and Wang Tiezhu dug a hole at the foot of the mountain and fished him out.
The two of them dusted off the dirt from Xiao Ran's body.
"Uncle Xiao, the entire Chaoxia Peak was almost shaken to pieces. You and the elders played too much."
"Many disciples on the mountain have gone to the Discipline Hall to complain. Only the two of us have to work hard to dig out our uncle, regardless of delaying our practice. There is no credit but hard work. You see..."
"Damn it! Who's disturbing my sleep?"
Xiao Ran opened his eyes in a daze, but there was only chaos and confusion in his sleepy eyes.
He didn't even look at Han Erleng and Wang Tiezhu, but with a look of sadness on his face, he chanted to himself:
"Ask the world, what is love? It tells you that life and death are mutually beneficial. Traveling from all over the world, the old wing has experienced the cold and heat several times..."
Xiao Ran's eyes were affectionate and blank, he was chanting a poem, his body flashed, his back was lonely, and he stepped back to the sword-holding peak.
Han Er was left stunned and Wang Tiezhu was left frowning, recalling the poem left by Xiao Ran.
"Ask the world, what is love? It tells you that life and death are mutually exclusive..."
"How much emotional pain did Uncle Master have to suffer to be able to write such a wonderful poem?"
The two chewed carefully and completely forgot about asking Xiao Ran for favors and fees.
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Xiao Ran returned to Jianjian Peak cautiously, prepared to be scolded.
It turned out that Master, Chu Yan and Bing Bing were playing Dou Nether on a stone table in a pavilion by the water.
The big orange cat is non-slip and fishes with its tail in the crevices of the rocks by the water as usual.
The three people by the pool were talking and laughing, enjoying themselves and having so much fun that they completely forgot about his existence.
Seeing Xiao Ran coming back, Ling Zhouyue stopped smiling and said solemnly:
"I declare that from today on, your wife will be your teacher."
Xiao Ran breathed a sigh of relief, suppressed a smile on his face, and asked deliberately:
"How is it, my wife, are you satisfied?"
Ling Zhouyue nodded without a smile, just like a mother-in-law testing her daughter-in-law's ability to do housework.
"Your wife is very good, especially Dou Youming's card skills. She is very good."
Can my wife not be wet?
The rules of fighting against the netherworld that Xiao Ran set for Bingbing are that the winning rate of 100 games when against the master is 51%, and the winning rate of 100 games when against others is 99%.
It is equivalent to saying that an invincible master of fighting the nether world was almost defeated by his master.
Although Master failed to win, this kind of happiness is also one of the pinnacle experiences of competitive sports.
If the master feels that the inferior skill may be due to luck, he will have the desire to keep playing.
However, Xiao Ran had no intention of deceiving the master.
"This is the Douyou Mingyan doll that I specially customized in the Shenwu Kingdom. I bought it specifically to play cards with my master."
Xiao Ran confessed.
Ling Zhouyue was suddenly startled.
If you look closely, you will see that it is really a Yan doll!
She didn't realize it at all. Although she could easily detect it as long as she used her high-level consciousness, what she did was too lifelike. Not only was her flesh and blood complete, but her intelligence was also the same as that of a real person.
Even though she was now certain that it was a Yan doll, she still moved her hands up and down Bingbing's body incredibly, feeling the realistic body temperature and touch.
So soft and warm!
Ling Zhouyue asked curiously as she thought about it.
"Isn't it too wasteful to only use such a beautiful female Yan doll to fight the Netherworld?"
"Not only Dou Youming, Bingbing will also give you a back and shoulder rub."
To be continued...