Chapter 0157 Wife Cake(1/2)
Xiao Ran's dedication to his master stems from the system, loyalty to strength, and obsession with beauty.
It's not that Xiao Ran is lustful or rebellious, but the master is just too awesome!
Otherwise, Xiao Ran would punch such a stupid woman.
Xiao Ran's obsession finally turned into a cute steamed stuffed bun figurine, which he prepared to keep for his private collection.
"Master, don't you like it? Then I'll keep it."
Ling Zhouyue retracted her left hand that was holding the jade puppet.
"You made me look like a child, but your breasts are still so big. It shows that your thoughts are very dangerous. No, you can't have this thing. I will keep it safe for you."
"No, this is my disciple's collection."
Xiao Ran was reluctant to give up, and suddenly reached out and grabbed the figure master's chubby legs.
"Let go."
Ling Zhouyue's eyes suddenly looked like swords, and her voice was cold, as if Xiao Ran would bite him if he didn't let go.
Xiao Ran said helplessly:
"How can you collect your own figurines? Master, you can do it if you want, but let the disciples add some more stuff."
Ling Zhouyue was stunned and carefully hid the jade doll.
"Idiot, if you add more ingredients, it will lose its shape!"
"Uh, it's not Kanari..."
Xiao Ran took some more nephrite and made a bun-shaped version of himself.
So that Master Baozi can ride on Baozi Xiao Ran's shoulders, and the two buns are stacked on top of each other, just like a spring frog and a cicada stacking up a little arhat.
Baozi Xiao Ran is holding a sword and seems to be fighting.
Although it is a standing posture, because it is in the form of a bun, it is not much higher than the cross-legged sitting posture of Master Baozi.
Master Baozi sat cross-legged on Xiao Ran's shoulders, hooked his legs around his neck, pointed forward, as if pointing a sword to Xiao Ran, but lowered his head and secretly held a pot to drink.
It looks lifelike and lifelike, as if it is happening right now.
Ling Zhouyue still had a straight face, feeling that she had been vilified.
"You have a handsome sword posture, and your face is as handsome as a freshly baked bun. Why are you drinking secretly as a teacher and looking so wretched?"
Xiao Ran said seriously:
"I'm sorry, Master. My disciple is a realist artist and cannot create without conscience. If Master doesn't want this jade puppet, I will keep it myself."
"I want."
Ling Zhouyue hurriedly hid the two jade dolls in her arms and reached the storage space of the space ring.
This is a method only available to masters. Otherwise, depositing the space ring directly in the open requires a space-distorted deposit time, during which it can easily be taken away.
Xiao Ran had already experienced this with his uncle and master.
[Congratulations to the host for obtaining 28 filial piety points!]
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Leaving the clay figurine stall, Xiao Ran and his master continued to circle eastward.
The colorful candles floating on the lake are swaying in the wind and microwaves, contrasting with the cruise ships and the red lanterns on the streets reflected in the water.
There are more and more people walking by the lake, including many children running and playing and parents following behind.
Xiao Ran had to walk very close to his master so that he would not be separated by pedestrians.
I don't know whether it was because the consumption restrictions were lifted or because he got the cartoon jade doll, but Xiao Ran felt that the master was more excited than usual and no longer had that lazy feeling.
My temperament is different from usual. I don't know if it's an illusion, but I feel like a little woman jumping for joy.
The evening breeze is intoxicating, not as intoxicating as Master.
The street snacks are equally delicious.
Xiao Ran was a little greedy, and planned to take Master to eat squid, stinky tofu, shrimp stuffed dumplings, and puff rolls on the roadside... All of these were rejected by Master.
Ling Zhouyue waved her hand.
"These are all vulgar things, none of them are as delicious as the cakes you make."
Of course Xiao Ran knew this, but eating the food he cooked was just like enjoying his own fifth girl, but he always felt that something was missing.
"Do you understand that what you eat is about the atmosphere? What kind of shopping is it if you don't eat street food?"
Ling Zhouyue was thoughtful, stretched out her fingers, turned them around, and suddenly suggested:
"I will take you to eat wife cakes. It is said that if you eat his wife cakes, you will definitely get a wife in the coming year."
Just saying this makes me hungry!
Xiao Ran couldn't believe it.
"real or fake?"
Ling Zhouyue patted her big breasts.
"I have been in love with my teacher for nearly a thousand years, and I have always been in trouble. This wife cake has also played a certain role in helping me."
Came to the wife cake stall.
It's a small cabin.
The boss is a middle-aged man with slightly gray hair, who actually has foundation building skills.
I don’t practice hard to build my foundation, but come to sell my wife’s cake. Is it because I am broken in love?
Ling Zhouyue came to the wooden house and skillfully discharged two spiritual stones, making a crisp sound.
"A piece of wifey cake."
Xiao Ran followed quickly and said with a smile:
"Can I just have my wife instead of cake?"
The middle-aged man suddenly raised his head and glanced at Xiao Ran.
"Don't you have a wife?"
Xiao Ran smiled and shook his head.
"This is my master."
The middle-aged man was embarrassed and apologized:
"Sorry, I'm a quick talker."
Xiao Ran nodded slightly.
"It doesn't matter."
The middle-aged man was immersed in making cakes and waiting for them to be baked when he suddenly said:
"However, you two really match each other."
Ling Zhouyue pouted, kicked the outer wall of the kang, and stared at the middle-aged man.
"Sell the cakes well, just like other people do as a pimp."
The middle-aged man scratched his head in embarrassment.
"Haha, Elder Lingzhou, please calm down. Congratulations on your new disciple. You are a proud disciple of the Taoist Alliance at a young age. Your future is limitless. You will definitely marry Fairy Ruhua in the coming year."
When Xiao Ran heard this, his forehead was filled with black lines...
It turns out that you have known each other for a long time, and are you planning to tease me together?
"Thank you for your good words."
After getting the wife cake, Xiao Ran suddenly felt relieved that he had found a wife.
It is indeed sweet and delicious when you taste it, but after chewing it slowly, it has a lot of staying power, making people unconsciously miss their far away wife.
Without a wife, I miss the hand that is close at hand.
Is this guy really out of love?
What a delicious cake!
Xiao Ran sighed.
Ling Zhouyue clasped her hands behind her back like a girl, walking backwards so that she could take a closer look at Xiao Ran's expression while eating the cake.
"Is it tasty?"
Xiao Ran nodded.
"tasty."
Ling Zhouyue said with a bright smile that was harmless to humans and animals:
To be continued...