Chapter 80 We are brothers in the banner of the Human Emperor

The face and mouth are too broken

Even though it has flown far away, you can still hear its scolding sound like a crow.

This curse is so penetrating that even though it is completely invisible, you can still hear the curse coming from the corners of its corners!

Wu Hen looked for the sound and chased after him.

But the human-faced bird moved erratically, like a will-o'-the-wisp, suddenly appearing in a certain area, and then suddenly appearing several kilometers away.

If it hadn't kept making a sound and scolding it, it would have been completely impossible for Wu Hen to catch up with it.

This human-faced bird is not as simple as it looks!

As expected, the wasteland does not support idle species.

At the ancient stone statue, a woman was climbing to a higher place. She seemed to have found a path leading to Jianfeng, her eyes were particularly determined.

Suddenly, a strange face appeared in front of her.

The woman was startled and yelled: "Where did you come from, stupid bird!"

The human-faced man immediately opened his eyes wide, covering this young and beautiful woman with a pair of searchlight-like eyes, and then uttered human words: "Woman Xin, you are looking for death, you are looking for death!

The woman first covered it with her hands, then she thought she had a pair of mirrors in her pocket, so she immediately took out her sunglasses and put them on her cheeks.

"Stop bothering my aunt, or I'll strip you of all your bird feathers!"

The woman also scolded him unceremoniously.

"Come on, come on, I'll beat you to death, I'll beat you to death!"

Not to be outdone, the human-faced bird began to provoke.

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Okay, just wait, my aunt won’t save the world, I will let you know how powerful this girl is!”

The woman jumped onto the stone statue.

Standing on the head of the stone statue, she put one hand on the slender willow waist and pointed at the man-faced statue with one hand, and started to say a lot of witty words, ranging from scolding the face to scolding the bloated body covered with hair.

Even the end of each sentence has the same rhyme, mixed with different idioms and a large number of classic Internet words.

There is a slight pause.

The woman breathed quickly, and before the human-faced bird could counterattack, she started to output a burst of firepower again, scolding the human-faced bird until he could not speak——

Wu Hen was a little lost,

The noisy human-faced bird became abnormally quiet, which made Wu Hen unable to find its location.

It wasn't until Wu Hen stepped into an area with huge stone statues that he heard a series of beautiful words, as if he was a very outstanding RAP who was performing a big stage performance in this alien world.

Wu Hen thought that no one could match him in singing and dancing, but after hearing the woman's melodious lyrics, he couldn't help but stand in awe.

This woman doesn't look like a native.

Not like a lost person-"

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The more you listen to the language and culture, the more it sounds like your own.

When he reached the big stone statue, Wu Hen finally saw the woman standing on top of the stone statue.

The woman is dressed like an adventurer. Although her body is covered in dust, she still gives people a bright and moving feeling.

Her voice is also very nice, even if her mouth is painted red like a crane!

Crazy output, but not losing temperament!

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You want to leave, will my aunt let you go?"

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Was it because your mother was scared that you had maggots when you emerged from the egg, so she trampled your face into this twisted look with her claws?"

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All other birds have feathers, so why do you only have this stuff on your face that looks like smelly armpit hair? It almost crawls into the bird's mouth without you noticing. What's the difference between talking and chewing your own armpits?"

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You still have a pair of bird eyes. If you don't stare at it, others would think you are a bloated half-giant butt flying in the sky. Oh, no wonder you smell bad when you open your mouth. Maybe it's because your bird mother stepped too hard with her claws.

It squeezed your face and butt together, and since then you can no longer tell which side is the face.

It’s as if someone really touched a painful point,

The extremely annoying "high beam" of the human face

Its eyes finally closed. It originally wanted to open its mouth to curse, but for a moment it didn't know what to curse!

The language was suddenly lost, and the human face turned around anxiously, and finally fell from the air, rolling on the ground like an angry ugly fat bird!

Wu Hen and He Nu stood there and watched for a long time.

The woman on the stone statue jumped down and kicked the human-faced bird on the butt.

The human-faced bird was unable to dodge and was kicked into the pile of rocks like a piece of rotten meat.

"Huh, what is it?"

The woman smoothed her sunglasses up her hair, revealing a delicate face.

Henu Zhizhi was immediately dumbfounded.

It turns out that the woman is so beautiful,

But how could he say such poisonous words?

He scolded Fu, who has an invincible face, to the point of shutting down his machine!

It turns out that the only way to deal with the human-faced bird is to stand and scold it, and if you win, it will be scrapped on the spot!

""who!

The woman's eyes turned cold as she stared at Wu Hen and He Nu approaching.

"We don't mean any harm."

The river girl hurriedly explained,

Hum, I know who you are, killing innocent people indiscriminately and showing no humanity!"

The woman's tone was completely different from before, becoming cold and cold, and revealing strong hostility.

The aura exuded by the woman was very strong, completely different from that of the natives.

same.

"Girl, please don't be impulsive. I'm just going to tell you one thing. If you feel it's wrong, you can do it again.

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Wu Hen said.

"What's the point of talking to a bunch of scum, go to hell!"

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Just because you are so beautiful!!”

When Wu Hen saw that the other party was charging towards him with murderous intent, he immediately shouted out these five-character formula.

The woman's whole body was filled with the breath of angry clouds, and the slender legs she raised kicked out a huge fire bird. At first glance, she had an extraordinary body.

But after hearing Wu Hen shouting these words, the fiery red aura on her body instantly went out, and her slender jade legs slammed on the ground, because of the strong

With great inertia, she suddenly slid in front of Wu Hen! A pair of cold eyes suddenly became shiny. She stared at Wu Hen at close range and kept looking at him. Finally, she found something familiar from Wu Hen's face.

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"Wu Hen?"

The woman asked in disbelief.

"Yes, yes!"

Wu Hen nodded crazily

"How did you recognize me?"

Ming Yi was very surprised that this body of hers was very different from her original appearance.

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Didn’t I just say that it’s just because you are so beautiful?”

Wu Hen said.
To be continued...