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Chapter 55: Get smart first and then use force (full version)(1/3)

However, Wu Hen didn't think there was anything exciting about this.

During the hydrangea tossing session, Wu Hen clearly saw that the ghost bride’s back was turned to everyone, but when she raised her hijab to talk to Ming Yi, her face was facing directly towards everyone!

Who is a good girl who can turn her back to her husband and smile with you at the same time? Her head is on the wrong side!

Therefore, even if the opponent's jade back and buttocks were pointed in his direction, Wu Hen immediately realized that the ghost bride was staring at him!

"Is there any way to get rid of her?"

"When I absorb this Yuanyou, I can fight this female fairy for hundreds of rounds without losing."

"Ghosts generally have their own laws. You need to be smart about it first, and then force it if you don't succeed."

Wu Hen's mind was spinning very fast, and fighting these monsters and demons in the wasteland was a game process. Once he found himself at a disadvantage, he couldn't use force forcefully.

We need to use detours and mediate!

The purpose is to eat this Yuanyou safely, and it doesn’t mean that I have to kill this ghost bride!

After figuring out this purpose, Wu Hen immediately had an idea.

He deliberately leaned towards the corner next to him, and then showed a sweet smile.

"Sister bride, since you said you want me to take a good look at you, then your back is always turned to me. How can I see your whole face? You have to turn around and let me see if you are right." Wu

Hen said to the ghost bride.

"But don't all men like the back?" the ghost bride said with some confusion.

"I'm different. I want both. Since you and your mother are very satisfied with me, then you have to consider whether I am satisfied with you or not. If you just lie there, others will tell you why you are lying there.

, I am so embarrassed to be married to you!" Wu Hen also started his magic trick of talking.

Why do you have to use force when you can solve a problem with your mouth?

After hearing this, the Ghost Bride felt that it made some sense.

She must have been a little certain about her appearance, so she slowly turned her body around so that Wu Hen could see her proud figure clearly!

"Yes, you make a lot of sense, but I pay a lot of attention to details and the proportions need to be perfect. Don't move and let me appreciate it slowly," Wu Hen said to the Ghost Bride.

The Ghost Bride's legs stood straight but slightly swaying.

It seemed that she was facing someone else, which made her feel a little uneasy.

But considering the other party's extremely reasonable marriage request, I still didn't think much about it.

"Very good, very good. I can see at a glance that you have a perfect collarbone, which can support small fishes... and this small waist, like a thin willow supporting the wind. I must be good at singing and dancing, otherwise you wouldn't be so flexible.

, Besides, these jade legs are so slender that they seem to be killing me... Hey, with such a beautiful scenery, my mouth is dry, if I can have some wine, maybe it can stimulate my poetic nature and write a poem for the little lady." Wu Hen said.

"Young Master can also compose poems?" When the ghost bride heard this, her eyes under the hijab lit up.

"Of course, it's just poems and beautiful women, but one thing is missing..." Wu Hen let out a long sigh.

"Young master, have you forgotten that you brought a jar of fine wine with you when you came out of my house?" the ghost bride said with a smile.

"Oh, all my talents are in the wine. Since I can't ruin this elegant mood, I will drink it all in one gulp and recite a poem to the beautiful woman!" Wu Hen began to cheat impassionedly.

The Ghost Bride said no more and quietly waited for the other party to taste the wine. She also looked forward to the other party's subsequent compliments.

"Dun dun dun dun~~~~~"

Wu Hen opened his mouth wide, like a glutton, and drank the Yuanyou old wine.

The old wine was rich and pure. As soon as I drank it, I felt a trace of heat flowing through my body, as if I had just performed an upper-level skill. The skill had already increased my internal strength a lot.

This process is not too long, but it does require some digestion time.

The ghost bride was waiting aside, feeling a little anxious.

Wu Hen let out a wine burp, and his face also turned red with alcohol.

Don't tell me, this Yuanyou wine does have the effect of wine. After drinking it, the whole person's mental state will be different. Let alone a ghost bride, even if her mother comes with her, Wu Hen is not afraid!

"Where's the poem?" asked the Ghost Bride.

"I'll sing it to you!"

"hey-hey!"

"I just climbed over a few mountains and crossed a few rivers~"

Wu Hen had already raised his hand, and a nine-tooth nail rake slowly emerged with a hint of thunder.

"Isn't this a compliment to me?" The Ghost Bride began to feel a little impatient.

"Listen to me singing!" Wu Hen trembled, the rake in his hand shone, and he sang loudly:

"I just captured a few monsters, and subjugated a few more demons. Why are there so many demons and monsters? Catch them and eat them with a rake from me, an old pig!!!"

As soon as he said these words, Wu Hen burst out with astonishing power, as if he was possessed by a holy Buddha, and resolutely slapped the ghost bride on the back of the head!

"Who are you calling a monster...you...this shameless person!!" The Ghost Bride was trembling with anger. She no longer cared about decorations and elegance. She opened the hijab and was about to fight with this prodigal son!!

Lifting the hijab, Wu Hen saw the back of the ghost bride's head.

But the back of her head actually opened like a flap, revealing a big bloody mouth, which bit Wu Hen's nine-tooth rake in one bite!

Wu Hen was horrified.

Let’s just say that this ghost bride’s head is clearly at the back, so why is she stealing food with her back to everyone? It turns out that her real mouth is at the back of her head.

What a gentle and sweet little girl, but in fact, she is so ferocious that she might as well show off her bones. At least she is decent from the skirt up!

The back of his head is small, but his mouth is ridiculously big. He can bite such a big nail rake in one bite, and he also exploded with powerful force to throw Wu Hen up.

Wu Hen's physical fitness has reached the second level, and his physical coordination will become stronger.

After he was thrown away, he continued to turn sideways, and after the Ghost Bride violently threw away the brute force, he immediately made a move to let his nine-tooth rake return to his hand!

"Xiaoyi, I didn't come here with the sword to make you mean!"

"How long has it been and you are still fooling around!"

Wu Hen was also very dissatisfied with this nine-tooth nail rake.

His order is to become the most ferocious weapon.

Xiaoyi subconsciously became like this...

Not to mention, the force of the smash was really quite big. The Ghost Bride bit down hard, but her body trembled violently.

"I thought you were unique and extraordinary. I never thought you were no different from those stinky men. I want to make you my new clothes!" There was resentment in the Ghost Bride's tone.

"Haha, don't pretend to be innocent like me. The girls who pick up customers in the mansion are not as frequent as you. I don't know where you get your beauty and confidence. You go to those ruined temples to hook up with bandits on their way.

Hooligan, people think you are rough and tasteless. Have you ever watched Liao Zhai? Do you know Nie Xiaoqian? Can you learn from it? It doesn't mean that we dislike you as a ghost, but there is also a difference between a female ghost!" Wu Hen held a heavy nine-toothed tooth in his hand.

Nail a rake, and look like a majestic and upright person.

When the ghost bride heard this, she was so angry that she trembled all over, and her already cold ghost body became even colder!

Even if you become a ghost, you still have to suffer this kind of PUA!

"I'm going to chop you up!!" The ghost bride was at a loss for words, and there was only endless killing intent in her heart.

The ghost energy surged, and the surrounding ants were frightened and fled away. The ghost bride's body turned into a charm, moving quickly in a very bizarre way, and arrived in front of Wu Hen in an instant.

The scary thing is that her head is out of sync with her body.

She had another idea in her head, and it suddenly popped out of her body and turned into a ghost head that acted independently, biting Wu Hen's back!

Such a head being attacked from above and below!

Your magical powers are not false at all!

"Xiao Yi, you deal with her head, and I'll hold her back!"

After reaching the second level of physical fitness, Wu Hen's strength also increased dramatically, and he could completely withstand the collision of ghost energy from the ghost bride.

Xiaoyi is indeed Xiaoyi, it has its own understanding.

Since the opponent is a head like a ball, it turns into a baseball bat, and one stick after another, they all hit the ghost bride's skull!

Wu Hen regretted a little. When he was choosing various weapons in his father's safe house, he shouldn't have fed the baseball bat to Xiao Yi. Couldn't Xiao Yi be more serious and pierce the ball's head with a sword?

The most powerful thing about the Ghost Bride is indeed her head.

After Xiaoyi knocked hard, the ghost bride's head was not broken open and was as hard as steel.

After realizing that the opponent's defense power was quite astonishing, Wu Hen simply asked Xiao Yi to pretend to attack her head, and then attacked the Ghost Bride's body with all his strength.

Let's first see if her head will be affected if her body is broken.

Xiao Yi and Wu Hen cooperated perfectly. After forcing the ghost bride's head back, Xiao Yi quickly turned into a unicorn thorn and returned to Wu Hen's arm!

A stab penetrated the ghost bride's heart, and a large amount of blood immediately spurted out from the ghost bride's body, exaggeratedly like a crack in a mountain spring, and the surrounding area suddenly turned into a red pool!

The head of the Ghost Bride was hanging in the air. When it finally flew back, it found that its body had been bled, shriveled and soft, and it was difficult to exert its power.

"I thought it was cool, but it turned out that it was also padded. Are you ghosts so particular?" Wu Hen glanced at the shriveled ghost corpse and saw her original figure.

The ghost bride was ashamed and annoyed.
To be continued...
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