Chapter 286 Don’t worry, he is worse off than dead
Spent the night safely in a simple hut.
After replenishing their mental state, the two of them also brought some tools and headed to the stone forest.
The stone forest is complex, like a maze of caves on the ground. Fortunately, Ruan Muhan has done enough research and knows clearly which stone forest contains the legendary monkey jade.
With his third-level sense of hearing and second-level spiritual vision, it is not difficult for Wu Hen to find some items that exude a special luster in this complex stone forest, and this so-called monkey jade is most likely to be pure jade.
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"It should be over here. Have you seen the stone tree cave?" Wu Hen pointed at a large stone tree in front of him and said.
The stones here are quite special. They contain a small amount of jade ore. These jade ores make the rock hard and have a certain degree of toughness. Ordinary martial arts practitioners cannot even destroy it with brute force.
"There are many monkey demon soldiers guarding it," Ruan Muhan said.
"I'll try to lure them away. You go in there and take away the monkey jade." Wu Hen said.
Ruan Muhan shook his head and said uneasily: "These monkey monsters are extraordinary in strength. You are no match for them. I will lure them away. You can find an opportunity to enter the stone tree cave, and then we will meet by the stream."
"Alright!" Wu Hen nodded.
Ruan Muhan's method of luring the monkey out of the cave was also very simple, he hit it directly in front of the cave door.
After her strength improved by leaps and bounds, she was able to handle herself among the demon monkeys alone, and the monkey demon soldiers were not as fast as her.
The monkey demons bared their teeth and were extremely angry.
They just robbed the town yesterday, and now someone is killing them to cause trouble for them. Naturally, they have to teach these unscrupulous humans a lesson!
All of a sudden, all the surrounding monkey demons were dispatched and began to surround and suppress the female martial artist who rushed to their demon stronghold.
Ruan Muhan saw that his beating had attracted the hatred of most of the monkey monsters, so he decisively rushed towards the outside of the stone forest to lure them out.
Seeing that the time was ripe, Wu Hen decisively stepped into the stone tree cave.
There are torches in the cave for lighting, and some self-luminous stone beads. There are some sparkling gold and silver jewelry piled deep in the cave. It seems that there is a monkey princess living inside, but all these beautiful jewelry are from
Robbed from the towns.
"Why are these monkey demons similar to humans in their habits? If you peel off the hair on their bodies, they are like a bandit village. Is it possible that the demon spirits in Zhenwu Continent are also practicing?"
Wu Hen arrived at the depths of the Shushi Cave. With his third-level hearing, he could have been sure that there was no monkey demon inside.
As a result, where the torches gathered in the cave, there was a stone seat, and on the seat was an extremely tall, fat, and sturdy female monkey.
This fat monkey was obviously sleeping, with all kinds of silks, gold, silver and jade ornaments hanging on its body. It was breathing so evenly that Wu Hen could not even detect it.
"It scares me to death that a female monkey demon with such a physique doesn't snore, and even the third-level hearing sense doesn't notice it."
"Could it be that the thing on its chest is monkey jade?"
"The stuff is indeed good, but it's a bit dirty."
It was slowly cultivated with the high-temperature saliva of this female monkey for twenty years. Although it was as clear as wax and perfect without any edges, Wu Hen still felt a little disgusted.
Fortunately, this thing is not for personal use. If you think about it carefully, delicacies such as bird's nest, crab paste, and scorpion wine are not much better. Once the basic survival needs and spiritual needs are met, some addictions will become very refreshing.
Refined.
The female monkey was sleeping very soundly, so Wu Hen took a step forward and walked inside.
As he walked, at a stalagmite filled with debris in the corner, a pair of eyes suddenly lit up in the firelight. His pupils were like wild beasts, but when he focused on Wu Hen, he slowly regained his humanity.
of intelligence and emotion.
"Are you here to steal the monkey jade too?" In the darkness, the man slowly walked into the place illuminated by the fire.
Wu Hen was also puzzled as to why there was a talking monkey demon in this cave, but when he took a closer look, he found that it was a naked man.
It's just that this person looks like a skinny dog like me.
"Brother, why do you live with these monkey monsters?" Wu Hen asked in a low voice.
"You don't have to suppress your voice. It's a dead sleeper, but it's just wishful thinking to hurt it while it's sleeping. Its velvet and sebum are thicker than solid rock." said the man wearing only a grass skirt.
"Do you need help?" Wu Hen asked tentatively.
"No, I feel very comfortable here. For me, living here is also a kind of spiritual practice. The monkey demons will give me the best fruit wine, and the monkey mother will teach me monkey boxing. There is also a jade spirit hidden here.
Yun, in a few years, I will hopefully reach the stage where I can release my true energy." said the man in the grass skirt.
"Then...then I should blame this junior for disturbing me," Wu Hen said.
"These monkey demons are not evil spirits. I am also giving them lectures during my practice and teaching them some spiritual wisdom. Although their bad nature is hard to change, they will not easily hurt people's lives. If you live here
The people around here should be aware of this." The man in the grass skirt continued.
"That's true. Thank you, senior, for teaching them. You are the master of practice." Wu Hen said.
"You can take the monkey jade. This thing is not that rare and precious in the monkey tribe. But after all, your original intention here is to steal. If you take it away directly, it will really ruin the cause and effect. So, you are in front of the monkey mother.
Bowing, expressing respect, and then taking the monkey jade is considered a good relationship." The man in the grass skirt said calmly.
When Wu Hen heard this, he immediately nodded and said: "That's natural, that's natural. This junior took this monkey jade to save his life, not for anything."
"You need to kneel down and bow, and this ceremony must be sincere." The man in the grass skirt continued.
"I understand, I understand." Wu Hen nodded.
He walked towards the monkey mother who was still sleeping soundly on the stone seat. After careful observation, he found that the monkey mother was really sleeping very deeply. No matter how much the two of them talked, there was no sign of waking up.
The monkey jade is not tightly held in its arms. You only need to go up and climb on its belly to take it off. Judging from how deeply it is sleeping, it is estimated that even if it jumps on its belly, it may not be able to do anything.
Will wake up.
Wu Hen walked up the stairs and saw a jade flake beside him, so he used the jade flake as a long stick and took down the monkey jade that was as clear as a yellow peach.
"Why did you get the jade first?" There was a hint of dissatisfaction in the man's tone.
"Ah?" Wu Hen took off the monkey jade and put it in his arms before saying in confusion, "Shouldn't you take the jade first and then worship?"
"Okay, okay." The man in the grass skirt waved his hand, showing his magnanimous side.
Wu Hen once again stared at the monkey mother who looked like a small mountain of meat. After confirming that it would not wake up, he walked down the stairs calmly and walked straight out of the cave.
"No, you young man, thank you!" the man in the grass skirt scolded.
"I'll go and pay my respects outside the cave." Wu Hen responded, and then walked out quickly.
"You...you little thief, you actually bullied me, Taoist Yang Xu!" The man in the grass skirt was furious. He bared his teeth and claws, and was about to rush towards Wu Hen like a ferocious monkey demon.
The man who called himself Taoist Yang Xu had just rushed out a few steps when the sound of iron chains immediately sounded around his ankles, and the hard iron chains pulled him back.
Wu Hen turned around and happened to see this scene, with a smile on his lips.
Even a little bitch like you wants to deceive me. Do you really think I will believe your words?
"Don't even think about running away. If you don't save me, I will save you!" Taoist Yang Xu immediately took out a piccolo and blew the flute loudly.
The sound of the flute is harsh and there is no rhythm at all.
The monkey mother suddenly snored, and then she opened her eyes.
Its eyes glanced at Yang Xu, a grass skirt who was playing the flute, and Yang Xu immediately pointed to the cave passage and said: "A thief stole your jade, a thief stole your jade!"
The monkey mother obviously didn't understand the human language. Seeing that Yang Xu was so excited, she yanked the chain next to her and dragged Yang Xu to her crotch.
"Someone is stealing jade!!" Yang Xu shouted.
The monkey mother's face showed a bit of anticipation and excitement, and then she pressed Yang Xu on her body.
Yang Xu screamed in fear, but soon he lost his voice. In the end, the cave was filled with pain and unwilling resentment!
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After leaving the cave, Wu Hen ran towards the stream without stopping.
The monkey mother didn't chase him, which was something he didn't expect.
On the other hand, Yang Xu is indeed an evil person. Even if he is trapped inside, he still wants to drag himself into the water. Human nature cannot stand the test.
When they arrived at the stream, Wu Hen washed the monkey jade with the stream water.
Sure enough, the dignitaries liked this thing, but Xiaoyi had no interest in it at all.
"The natural jade mine in Yacheng must be to your liking, and as a rare mineral deposit, it is more in line with the attributes of your weapon." Wu Hen said.
After washing it, he wrapped it in cloth. Just when he was worried about Ruan Muhan's safety, a woman wearing a black raincoat came quickly. She looked Wu Hen up and down, and then asked after confirming that Wu Hen was not injured, "Have you got the thing?"
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"Got it." Wu Hen handed the monkey jade to her.
There was a hint of joy on Ruan Muhan's cheeks. She kept it carefully, and then she seemed to remember something, so she asked, "I heard that a bully in the town who likes to bully young girls also went to the stone forest. I don't know.
Can you see his bones inside?"
"I didn't see the bones, but I saw the living person. He claimed to be practicing cultivation with the monkey mother in the cave." Wu Hen said.
"What kind of practice do you practice?" Ruan Muhan asked puzzledly.
"Hehe, the trip to collect yin and yang, you think about it, since the monkey mother is the princess of the monkey clan, once her basic pursuit and spiritual pursuit are satisfied, she will inevitably have some special hobbies..." Wu Hen said with a smile.
Ruan Muhan obviously didn't understand, and just said: "It's a pity that this kind of villain is still alive. If he is in the town, I will do justice for God."
"Don't worry, his life would be worse than death," Wu Hen said.
Ruan Muhan just nodded.
"There should be some people in the monkey demon clan who have practiced to the extreme. If you encounter them in the future, please do not kneel down and worship them." Wu Hen reminded Ruan Muhan.
"Why?" Ruan Muhan was still puzzled.
"I don't know the specifics. I also heard what the old people in Yacheng said. Just remember it like this." Wu Hen said.
"Okay!" Ruan Muhan didn't ask any more questions.
Chapter completed!