Chapter 125: War of words with women (full version)(2/2)
"Then let it out.
Wu Hen took out the tied gourd, and then rubbed the mouth of the gourd with his hands. Soon a stream of immortal energy poured out from the gourd, as if it was about to turn into a beautiful river of air.
In the river of air, the mythical beast Bai Ze slowly emerged, because the effect of general anesthesia has not completely subsided."
It looks a bit facially paralyzed, and the majestic and handsome white lion's cheeks exude an alpaca aura, evil and arrogant, and arrogant!
"Wow, what a truly divine beast, what a beautiful alpaca!"
Chongxue, who has never seen the world, shouted happily, she just likes grass horses.
Baize himself has the attributes of an Aries. Under the effect of general anesthesia, he can hardly stand upright, and his whole body is limp. When he walks, his Aries butt is swaying, like a drunk white succubus. How can he still have the dignity and dignity of a mythical beast?
elegant.
Hearing that it was a mythical beast, even the fairy Gong Qin came over curiously. She looked at the mythical beast Bai Ze carefully, but her eyes were full of love.
Compared with the rare beasts of their Xian family, this mythical beast is of orthodox blood. In fact, the so-called immortal beasts and birds owned by their Xian family basically just contain the blood of these orthodox mythical creatures. They are hybridized and multiplied.
After countless generations, it’s hard to say how much divine blood is left in the blood.
And this mythical beast Bai Ze, although it looks like a drunken fairy, is definitely the oldest and purest mythical beast!
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Woman, put away your coveting eyes, I am not something that a filthy woman like you can look up to!"
Suddenly, the mythical beast Bai Ze uttered human words and scolded the fairy Gong Qin.
Can still speak human language!!
A mythical beast that can speak human language!
This made everyone in the village very confused. They gathered around and wanted to hear what the mythical beast said about everyone.
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Who are you calling a filthy woman?"
Fairy Gongqin was trembling with anger, pointing at Bai Ze, who just now thought it was handsome, and said angrily
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Cunning man, who am I to use such despicable means to let me incinerate you all with a breath of immortal energy? Hiccup~~"
The mythical beast Bai Ze didn't spit out a breath of immortal energy, but instead let out a drunken burp.
There is even a rainbow in Drunken Burp, and the aroma of tea leaves floats in the air.
"Humph, I won't care about you mortals. Farewell!"
The mythical beast Bai Ze waved his holy lion feathers and wanted to leave this group of primates.
But just as it flew into the air, the broken gourd in Wu Hen's hand glowed with a strange spiritual chain. The spiritual chain pulled the mythical beast Bai Ze back in the air, causing it to bounce back to the ground.
The mythical beast Bai Ze fell gracefully, like a drunken bird sitting on the ground with its long legs, its wings flapping in the opposite direction, and the more it flapping, the deeper it went underground.
"Cunning man, please let me loose..."
The mythical beast Bai Ze said angrily.
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I have set up restricted test questions. If you can answer them, you can leave. If you can't, you can stay here as a guest for a while.
Wu Hen said.
"Hmph, how can such a small problem trap me, Shenhui?"
The mythical beast Bai Ze raised his alpaca face high. Even if he didn't say those three words, Wu Hen felt like the other person was cursing him like a repeater!
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I'm sleepy, think about it yourself.
"
Wu Hen was indeed tired. He had to go back to the house to rest.
Chongli Mountain was also sleepy and he asked everyone to visit Baize freely while he went to sleep in the dark.
"Hey, why are you still sneaking into my house?
"Chonglishan grabbed Wu Hen and got angry.
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Aren’t I staying here these days?” Wu Hen asked in confusion,
Wu Hen has been staying at Chongli Mountain's house for a long time. He spreads straw mats on his floor, and Wu Hen is so emotional when he sleeps on it.
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When you get married, you can sleep in your own bed.
"
Chongli Shan pointed at the wooden house that looked like a cowshed.
Wu Hen turned around and looked around, and found that the small wooden house was decorated with many vine leaves and flowers. It was even cleaned inside and out, and it was quite warm. It was not at all like a cowshed like before.
While I was away, Fairy Gongqin actually decorated the place??
"Uncle, are you serious?"
Wu Hen asked.
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Are you serious or not? You two are the couple recorded in the stone carvings of our ancient tribe. In your words, you have registered your household registration. In the future, if you want to go out and explore, you have to go out together, and when you come back, you have to come back together.
"Zhongshan Shan said seriously.
"No, there is someone outside me."
Wu Hen couldn't laugh or cry.
"This is a matter of your personal morals. We ancient tribesmen don't care that much.
This is called the tube is not that wide??
I was dragged by you to be paired up like an animal, and I was registered as a rural collective household for no reason, and I was told that the management was not so competitive!
He had no choice but to go out and start a family on his own, so Wu Hen had no choice but to return to the well-kept bullpen.
He lay down and was about to go to sleep, and as expected, the fairy Gongqin came at her with a sword in an angry manner.
Wu Hen thought she was going to kick him out, but he didn't expect that Fairy Gong Qin actually asked him to go take a shower first!
This made Wu Hen a little surprised for a while.
He looked around and found that the aunts and ladies around him gave him affirmative looks. They didn't say anything, but they seemed to be saying: Look, during the time you were out, we helped you train your mother-in-law!
No wonder most of the abducted people find it difficult to escape. In a closed environment, even the thoughts of fairies will be swallowed up and persuaded by the powerful offensive of these people.
However, it can be seen that Fairy Gongqin's situation is similar to hers. She originally stayed at Aunt Ke's house in the village next door. After being kicked out, she also had to have a house to live in. Now the house in Hongxue Village is legally shared by the two of them.
, it is collectively recognized that if you don't sleep here, you can only sleep on the mud, and there are mythical species everywhere outside, and the fairy palace piano is weak and sickly, and it can't be defeated either.
Wu Hen took a bath, went to the wooden house, and fell asleep directly. The mythical beast Bai Ze and the fairy palace Qin were not as fragrant as this small nest...
Wu Hen slept enough for two days and two nights.
But during these two days and nights, something big happened in the village.
The mythical beast Bai Ze speaks human words and thinks clearly. It is like a myna bird that has been in the human world for an unknown number of years. When someone passes by it, it will arrogantly comment on it.
Auntie, I want to be lazy at work. The clothes your men wear for hunting hard every day have holes in them. Can you knit some leather clothes?
"Little girl, don't count on the young man Xiao Xing. He likes a eldest sister who has married. You don't have anything, and people may not like you unless you find someone first and raise yourself well.
Divorce again, and then go find him, maybe there is hope.
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Old man, give me some of the roasted pumpkin seeds. Don’t think I don’t know that your grown-up son likes the grown-up boy from the next village.
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Oh, the men in the village are back. Let me see what kind of prey they have brought back. Ah, what's the difference between these and rotten mice? In the past, I would have to cover my nose even if I flew by. You guys actually?
Come back and eat happily??”
"Yes, yes, the roasted wild boar meat is indeed fragrant. You humans have some good cooking skills, but I still love Xianlu Flat Peach and Xiangque Qingwan the most.
"Send someone to the house to see if that little boy has slept to death. I can't be his mount. Let him give up!
The mythical beast Bai Ze is like a female devil locked in a dark abyss. As long as it sees people, it will be full of firepower. While using its powerful ability to see through people's hearts, it will scrutinize and comment on everything.
People in the entire village are now walking around this mythical beast Bai Ze, fearing that the little darkness in their hearts will be revealed in public by this Bai Ze crow's mouth!
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Chapter completed!