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Chapter 156 Ruthless Right(1/2)

After saying that, Shi Shuqiu quickly added: "Don't play word games. The two second couplets I just mentioned, Pao Zhen Haicheng Tower and Lamp Sprinkling Jinxiu City, have already said these two couplets! You can't repeat them!"

Wang Zi smiled faintly: "Your two couplets are not a treasure, what's the point of repeating them?"

Shi Shuqiu said: "Okay, then you are right, you are right, I'll drink it. You can't check it online, and you can't take too long. By the way, did he check it online just now?"

The person next to me immediately said: "He didn't check just now."

Shi Shuqiu said: "Put away his cell phone."

Wang Zixu smiled contemptuously and placed the phone firmly on the table, next to Shi Tonghe's hand. Shi Tonghe glanced sideways, then raised his head as if nothing had happened.

Wang Zixu stretched out his index finger, dipped some water in the wine glass, and said:

"If there's no problem, I'll start. The first second line is, 'Peach Burning Jinjiang Embankment'."

As he spoke, he wrote on the table with the wine in his hand. The wine melted on the mahogany table, leaving translucent traces.

Shi Shuqiu came closer and stared at this couplet carefully for a long time with his eyes one big and one small.

It is true that the five elements of "gold, wood, water, fire and earth" are included in the radicals. From the literal meaning, it can be understood as "the peach blossoms are blooming gorgeously on the Jinjiang embankment", and the artistic conception and scenery are beautiful.

"The second second line, 'The lamp is set deep in the temple's tung trees'."

Shi Tonghe picked up his glasses from his chest and put them on, and began to carefully read the words on the table.

The artistic conception of this couplet is slightly worse, but it is equally clever.

"The third one is, 'The maples cover the ground in autumn'."

Wang Zixu raised his hand to finish writing on the table. Dean Li clapped his hands and shouted: "Okay!"

Huang Xinghuo said: "It's so neat."

A teacher from Nanjing University surnamed Yu nearby said: "The third sentence doesn't quite make sense. Autumn on the ground, what is autumn on the ground? It feels like it was filled in just to make up the words."

Huang Xinghuo said: "Autumn all over the ground is an imaginary reference, just like 'smoke locks willow on the pond'. The word 'lock' is also an imaginary reference. The maple leaves are piled up all over the ground. The autumn wind blows and the red leaves roll all over the ground. The ground is desolate and very desolate."

There is a scene. If Teacher Zhong were here, he would definitely be able to give similar usage in ancient poetry."

Dean Li nodded: "These three sentences are all very coincidental. Oh, I didn't expect that this 'absolute' could make up three sentences in the second line. Adding the two sentences by Mr. Shi just now, there are already five sentences, right?"

"

"snort."

Shi Shuqiu sneered and raised his glass: "You can still make up three pairs. You are knowledgeable and knowledgeable, and you are willing to accept defeat. There is nothing to say. I will just drink."

Teacher Yu raised his thumb and said, "Master Shi is generous! Master Shi is generous! Since he is both generous and generous, how should I write the first couplet to match the second couplet?"

The people around laughed and said, this is another absolute.

Amidst the laughter, Shi Shuqiu was raising his wine glass, but was stopped by Wang Zixu:

"Don't worry, I just said you would have a drink every three sentences I write. I haven't finished writing yet."

Shi Shuqiu put down the wine glass, and the expression on his face changed: "Any more?"

The people next to me suddenly fell silent.

Wang Zixu dipped his finger into some wine, and then read while writing:

"The fourth sentence, the lamp hangs down the brocade threshold."

"The fifth sentence, the beacon is sold out at the end of the road."

"Sixth sentence, the bell sinks the pavilion lantern."

These three sentences are all sentences in "The Collection of Zhongzhou Thatched Cottage", and they come from three poems respectively. The contrast is more neat and neat than the first three sentences, and the writing quality is more ancient, especially the second sentence "The beacon is sold to the extreme Saihong", the artistic conception It is wider than the first couplet.

Wang Zixu kept a careful eye on it, knowing that the further he got to the end, the more likely Shi Shuqiu would be to cheat and find fault with his words, so he specially left these three sentences for the end.

Sure enough, Shi Shuqiu and several other people who wanted to please Shi Tonghe came over and studied the wine stains on the table for a long time, trying to find the flaw, but they couldn't figure it out.

After reading each of the three sentences twice, Shi Shuqiu sat back down unwillingly, shook his head and said nothing for a long time, then looked at him and said, "You didn't just check it out just for this, right? Otherwise, where would you have done it?" Come with so many second couplets?”

Everyone looked at Wang Zixu and shared his doubts. For the first half of the sentence "Smoke locks the willows in the pond", even if he wrote the second couplet, he had to rack his brains. If he hadn't had an unexpected tutoring session, it would be difficult to explain that one person could write so much on the spot. .

Someone said: "It would be boring if I just checked my phone secretly just to come here to mess with Mr. Shi."

Huang Xinghuo said quickly: "I have been chatting with Xiao Wang just now, and he has not checked his mobile phone."

Everyone looked at Huang Xinghuo, who added: "I guarantee with my personality that he has never checked his cell phone."

Dean Li smiled and said: "Professor Huang is an associate professor in our college. Everyone will believe what you said. 'Use your personality to guarantee' is a bit of a fuss. Professor Huang, don't say such things in the future, otherwise you will be looked down upon by juniors."

On the surface, he was criticizing Professor Huang for making a fuss out of a molehill, but in fact he was implicitly siding with Professor Huang. The subtext was: The associate professor of our college has said it, and he even vouched for his personality. Why don't you believe it?

No one spoke at this time. Shi Shuqiu finally said: "It's my fault. I drank two cups of Ningchun Banquet just now. I'll give you back and drink two cups, okay?"

Wang Zixu shook his head: "I haven't said it's over yet."

Dean Li stared: "Is there more?"

Teacher Yu stretched out his hand and frowned: "Hey, who is that, Xiao Wang, right? You have enough, that's about it."

Dean Li stretched out his hand to stop him: "No, I really want to see if he can write three sentences. Xiao Wang, if you write three sentences, you can't miss one sentence! If you miss one sentence, you have a drink, do you dare?"

"What is there to be afraid of?" Wang Zixu raised a smile on his lips.

Shi Shuqiu drank two glasses of wine at Ningchun Banquet, how could he let it go so easily?

He asked him to pay back double the amount.

As he read, he wrote on the table:

"Sentence 7, fishing in the autumn of Mojiang River with a pole."

"Sentence 8, the title of the building is Saihuqiu."

"Sentence 9, River Kannomura Autumn."

Teacher Yu glared and said, "It's all 'Qiu'? Did you do it on purpose?"

Huang Xinghuo said: "It all ends with the word autumn, so there's nothing you can say about it. After all, it's not about writing poetry."

Wang Zixu raised three fingers to Shi Shuqiu and shook them, but his face turned pale.

"I know, three cups," Shi Shuqiu said, looking at his expression, his face changed, "Is there more?"

"Yes." Wang Zixu said.

If you say you'll pay back twice as much, even if you miss a drink, it won't be counted as double the amount.

As Wang Zixu spoke, he wrote: "The range hood is blocked by rust..."

Seeing this sentence, everyone thought for a moment and then laughed.

"Smoke locks pond willows, and rust blocks range hoods." Although the text is vulgar, it does have five elements: "smoke" versus "rust", "lock" versus "blocking", and "pond willow" versus "range hood". According to "Ruthless"

"Right" is also reasonable.

"Qingwu pair" only seeks the relative nature of the words, without mentioning the actual objects that the words refer to. For example, "Xianren Cave" vs. "Vaseline", "Dongpo Meat" vs. "Spain", "Amphetamine" vs. "So I Smell".

This ruthless pair, Wang Zixu was very ruthless when he wrote it, and used it to kill Shi Shuqiu. Just now he wrote 9 pairs, but Shi Shuqiu didn't break his defense. This "rust-blocked range hood" finally allowed him to break his defense, and he didn't care.

What else did Wang Zixu plan to write next? He grabbed the cup and stood up, saying in a rough voice:

"That's enough, that's enough. Stop writing. No matter how much you write, I can only drink three cups. I only drink three cups, which is one cup more than just now. I'll give you the place back, okay?"

After hearing this, Wang Zixu stopped writing and wiped his fingers on the tablecloth, indicating that he would stop there.

Just now Shi Shuqiu had drunk Ning at the Spring Banquet, and he wanted to let him experience the feeling of being drunk, tit for tat. However, Shi Shuqiu was a little angry and lost his grace when he lost.

Shi Tonghe took off his glasses and said: "This little brother has written so much, which is interesting, but if he only does it for gambling and drinking, it seems a bit unbroad-minded. I think, otherwise, forget it."

Wang Zixu's face changed slightly.

Forget it? Forget what?

Dean Li stretched out his hand and said to Wang Zixu: "Forget it, forget it, listen to Teacher Shi, if you shake hands with Mr. Shi and make peace, it can be considered as if we don't know each other today."

The atmosphere in the venue became a little calmer, and the tense atmosphere just now disappeared. Someone immediately stood up and actively toasted.

Dean Li blinked at him. Shi Tonghe still sat calmly on the table, not looking at Wang Zixu.

Shi Shuqiu breathed a sigh of relief, put down his wine glass, and sat back in his seat, an embarrassed smile slowly appeared on his face.

Only then did Wang Zixu realize that when Shi Tonghe said "forget it", he actually also forgot about the three cups just now.

Dean Li's eyes wandered, suggesting that he return to his seat.

The look in his eyes was a private hint, not to use force to pressure others, nor to please Shi Tonghe. Wang Zixu knew that he was giving him a hint. If you have to show mercy to others, please show mercy to others. Shi Tonghe has already spoken, so he should give him face.

Don't offend Shi Tonghe to death.

Don't chase the poor bandits. They took advantage of Shi Shuqiu's meal. It's time to settle the matter and take advantage of it.

However, Wang Zixu was a little unwilling.

"Who just said that you can keep your word?"

Just as Shi Shuqiu put down his wine glass, his arm froze.

Wang Zixu took another step forward: "I wanted to drink for Editor Ning just now. Who said that I am willing to admit defeat and keep my word? When you dare to love others, you have to keep your word. When it comes to you, you can forget about it, right?"
To be continued...
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