As soon as Wang Zixu called Ning Chunyan, he felt that she was not in the right mood. Her "hello" was like lemonade mixed with oolong tea, the sour inside showing a carefully concealed absent-mindedness.

Wang Zixu asked: "Are you looking for me?"

Ning Chunyan said: "Well, I seem to have looked for it."

Wang Zixu asked: "What's the matter?"

Ning Chunyan said: "Let me think about it."

Wang Zixu waited, and the sound of her even breathing came from the other end of the phone. After a long time, she said:

"You said, if I were a book..."

Ning Chunyan protracted his voice, seeming a bit lazy, but Wang Zixu felt like lightning had passed through his spinal cord, and his scalp was numb and painful.

These words were a metaphor that the prince made when he was flirting with Qiu Ge in disguise as the little prince. He was quite confident in this metaphor at the time. After all, at that time, he just picked up the text without adding any details, and he was very happy with the charm of Liu Yong and Zhou Bangyan.

It was obscene, but the meaning was quite terrifying when it was said to him from Ning Chunyan's mouth.

The first possibility that came to his mind was: something broke and I was exposed.

However, his mouth is also extremely tough. It is so tough that even his whole body can be cremated after death. Only this mouth is worthy of being made into a specimen. Even if he is exposed, he will never admit it and will continue to pretend to be stupid to the end:

"Ah? What kind of book are you from?"

Ning Chunyan's tone made Wang Zixu seem to be able to see her suspicious almond-shaped eyes through the phone: "Don't interrupt, let me ask you, answer me seriously, if I were a book, how do you plan to read me?

"

The prince made a sad face. What kind of virtues could there be among the two people he knew? In the early morning, he either asked him about his ego or his superego, or told him that he was a book.

"That depends on what kind of book you are."

"What kind of book do you think I am?"

"I'm not sure. After all, I've only known you for a short time."

"It makes me sad when you say that."

Wang Zixu said: "I just think that casually comparing people to inorganic objects is a bit suspicious of objectifying people. Only very frivolous people can make such comparisons. I don't want to compare you to a book, not at all."

Ning Chunyan was anxious: "Why are you so romantically insulated? It's just a metaphor. Why are you doing this?"

Wang Zixu said: "Okay, I don't judge others at will, so I retract my preface and correct it, 'I don't want to compare you to a book, because that will make me feel very frivolous.'"

Ning Chunyan said impatiently: "Forget it, let's put this topic aside for now. You can repeat what I said below, 'I am deeply afraid that I am not a beautiful jade, so I dare not think about it hard, but I half believe that I am.

A piece of beautiful jade, so I don’t want to be mediocre and live among the rubble.’ Repeat this sentence.”

Hearing this, Wang Zixuquan understood. He understood not only how Ning Chunyan suspected him, but also how he leaked it, and he secretly regretted it.

"What's wrong with this sentence? This sentence is from a short story, right? It seems to be written by... Atsushi Nakajima?" Wang Zixu said.

"Don't worry about that," Ning Chunyan's tone became arrogant, "Just repeat it."

"I'm deeply afraid that I'm not a beautiful woman...Hey, I only heard it once, so how can I remember it? Say it again."

"Forget it, forget it," Ning Chunyan suddenly lost all interest, and her tone was a little unhappy, "Just think that I am overly concerned."

Wang Zixu seemed innocent: "What happened?"

"nothing."

Ning Chunyan's tone was unkind. A woman's words cannot be trusted, especially "nothing". If she really believed "nothing", then things would be serious. After all, Wang Zixu was not very experienced, so he was severely fooled and mistakenly thought

Now that he was safe, he asked cautiously: "Then I die?"

This sentence finally aroused Ning Chunyan's emotions, and her complaints poured out like a flood:

"I just feel like I've been fooled, and I'm a little doubtful whether you consider me a friend. I told you so stupidly, and even the dirt on the soles of my feet was turned out like a sock and turned upside down.

I saw it, but you didn’t tell me anything. Am I too proactive and cheap to make you think I’m not important? If that’s the case, don’t contact me again. I’m sorry, I have my own reservations.”

Cold sweat broke out on Wang Zixu's back: "Hey, hey, what are you talking about?"

"Humph, some people know what I mean."

Wang Zixu urgently used his brain.

According to his experience, if the wife loses her temper, she only needs to give her a moderate amount of money at the right time, but this method will definitely not work against Ning Chunyan, and may even anger her even more.

She was furious: Xiao Ning, the owner of my Porsche, has always given money to others. When will it be the turn of a mere prince to use money to bribe me?

Except for this trick, he really doesn't have any special skills to coax girls. Even if he does, it's not easy to use it on Ning Chunyan. If he really uses arrogant means to coax her, wouldn't it be equivalent to admitting that he is a little prince?

Just when he was at his wits' end, the prince had an idea and opened the Wen'ai APP while talking on the phone. Sure enough, among the many invitations, he saw at a glance the solemn new message sent by Ning Chunyan last night:

[This time we have serious and important matters to discuss. This is really the last time I will chat with you. Please agree.]

The little prince in a black trench coat walked out of the kitchen, took the phone from his hand with big strides, and said:

"There is no time to hesitate. You are responsible for talking to her, and I am responsible for chatting with her."

This sounds very surreal, but in this situation it turns out to be very reasonable. Wang Zixu nodded with a wry smile. The little prince stretched out his hands and made a picture frame in the air:

"Yes, just stay like this, dumbfounded and very weak, and then talk to her in this state."

Wang Zixu saw the little prince click on the dialog box of Ning Chun Banquet and typed vigorously on it:

[Didn’t I say not to say “the last time” again? I don’t like it very much. As long as you are not dead and I am not dead, never say “the last time”. But let’s talk about something serious you want to talk about first.

.If that thing were the end of the world, I might forgive you.】

Wang Zixu watched the little prince input the message, and his arms were covered with goosebumps in the blink of an eye. Sometimes he still admired this person, and being frivolous to the extreme was another kind of true love. He opened his mouth and said to Ning Chunyan:

"Why are you cheap? I am lucky to have friends like you. I dare not hide anything from you. It's just that you suddenly told me this today, which makes me feel confused. What are you talking about?

…”

Ning Chunyan sneered on the other end of the phone: "Huh, pretend, keep pretending. I'm not a fool, how can I do this again and again... Wait a minute."

The little prince has clicked send. Wen'ai APP will send a vibration reminder after agreeing to the invitation. Ning Chunyan finally found the little prince's reply. At this time, there was a panic on the other end of the phone. She should be checking the message.

Wang Zixu struck while the iron was hot and continued to act stupid: "Hey, what's wrong? What happened?"

Ning Chunyan's tone became thin and urgent, with a hint of shyness:

"You wait first..."

After a while, the little prince received a new message:

[Then you ignored me for so long and you still said "don't say it for the last time".]

This message seems to have no punctuation marks, but it seems that Ning Chunyan's happy and angry face can be seen in this sentence.

The little prince quickly typed: [It is indeed my fault that I have not contacted you for so long. But let me defend myself: I have a heavy creative schedule, and after work, I really don’t have any extra time to spare to serve you. If possible, I hope to do my best.

It is possible to face each user in the best possible state. Of course, so far, the only user I have faced is you.】

The little prince finished typing such a long paragraph quickly. After sending it, Ning Chunyan probably read it into it, and the breathing on the other end of the phone became rapid.

Wang Zixu said to the phone: "Hey, are you still there?"

"Uh..." Ning Chunyan's absent-minded voice came from the other end of the phone, "I'm sorry, where were you talking about?"

"Speaking of me fooling you, thinking you are stupid, thinking you are cheap...Such unheard-of atrocities are really puzzling."

Ning Chunyan said: "Uh... think about it first."

"What are you thinking about?"

"Think about whether you made any mistakes. You tell me first. I will tell you after you finish."

Her tone was obviously more distant and perfunctory than before. After a while, a long message came back from Qiu Ge:

[You don’t have to treat it like work. You make me feel guilty for saying this. I don’t want to waste your time, and I don’t want to be seen as someone who affects you. Promise me that you won’t be so polite when talking to me in the future.

Just think of it as a normal chat, no need to waste energy. If you don’t want to chat anymore, just quit at any time. I definitely don’t blame you.]

After watching this, Wang Zixu rolled his eyes and almost rolled his eyes to the sky. Woman, your name is Double Standard. She said she wanted Wang Zixu to explain the problem, but she typed so many words carefully with her hands. In fact, she didn't care at all about what he said.

?

Wang Zixu said: "Hey, I'm done, did you hear me?"

Ning Chunyan said: "Yeah, yeah, I heard it. I understand."

Wang Zixu said: "What did you hear? What happened next?"

Ning Chunyan said: "Well, it seems that there is a little misunderstanding between us. So, tonight, we have a meal together. It can be said that we have turned our hostility into friendship, and we will still be good friends in the future."

The little prince is still immersed in outputting tirelessly:

[Are you telling me not to face you with a professional attitude? You are playing with fire. It is a taboo to turn a work relationship into a personal relationship.]

[It is said to be a working relationship, but you take orders from me alone, how can I treat this relationship as just a working relationship? Yeah, I understand, blame me for being too fanciful. 】

[I mean, it’s okay for me to play with fire with you. It’s just a little unfair to me.]

Qiu Ge was indeed fooled: [How is it unfair?]

Little Prince: [I only have one client like you, but you have many friends. Of course it’s not fair.]

Qiu Ge: [I haven’t clicked on anyone else for a long time!]
To be continued...