Chapter 152, Statistics Class 1 (please subscribe!)(2/2)
Li Heng pushed the window open, hung a hook, and replied: "Longhui County, have you heard of it?"
Zhang Bing asked: "I know Dongkou County, my grandmother is from Dongkou, isn't far from Longhui?"
Li Heng took out his pen, drew a simple position on the straw paper, and said seriously: "Longhui is here, the entrance of the cave is here, and they are next to each other.
And you are here in Xiangxi. If you walk along the mountains and pass through Huaihua Huipu, Sa Yazi will be able to arrive for 7 days. If you want to go to your grandma’s hometown, it is best to bring a hunting rifle and hunt and replenish your food while rushing."
After hearing this, Zhang Bing did not react yet. The two girls in the front row could no longer help but look back at him.
Zhang Bing thoughtfully and said, "That's not too far. My grandmother hasn't returned to her hometown even after she got married. She has been talking about it in recent years, and I'll try it one day."
"ah?"
Li Heng was a little stunned, "I just said randomly, are you really leaving?"
Zhang Bing said: "7 days are nothing. Two years ago, I picked tung oil and some medicinal materials from my elders at home to sell them. I left for 11 days and didn't stop. I brought a few more sweet potatoes on the road. I was hungry and chewed sweet potatoes. I usually drink river water and field water when I was thirsty. If I had good luck, I would meet someone and ask for well water to drink."
Li Heng was in awe of grace.
There are also such people in Shangwan Village, with several generations, commonly known as side jobs.
Every year, I will pick tung oil and tea seed oil to sell in Hengyang and Xiangtan, and then buy some items that are rare in the town. I can earn a lot of money after going back and forth.
However, in order to save money and time, most people walk on mountain roads. Occasionally, accidents occur in the middle, such as acute illness, jackals and beasts, or landslides and mudslides, it depends on your life. Those who are strong will survive, while those who are weak will only blame their bad background.
The two are fellow villagers in southern Hunan and have natural closeness. Li Hengte asked curiously:
"It's all said that there is a team of corpse driving people in western Hunan. Have you ever seen corpse driving people?"
Zhang Bing looked at him and said, "I will."
The two girls in the front row who were pricking up their ears and eavesdropping couldn't help but look back. This time, they didn't look at Li Heng, but they looked at Zhang Bing. There was a faint fear in their eyes, and there was also a mixture of curiosity in fear.
Li Heng was intrigued and asked, "Tell me what happened? How did you carry the corpse? What are the conditions for being a corpse driver?"
"This is actually not that mysterious. It is mainly about carrying corpses and carrying corpses. The conditions are generally that they are brave, strong, have a good sense of direction, and they cannot look very good."
Just as Zhang Bing was talking, the instructor in front of the classroom suddenly turned his eyes and looked serious. The two of them immediately stopped chatting and looked ahead.
When the classroom was completely quiet, instructor Liu Jia raised his right wrist to look at the time, then picked up chalk and wrote the two big words "Liu Jia" on the blackboard, cleared his throat and said:
"My name is Liu Jia, and I will be everyone's instructor from now on. It's exactly 6:30 now. Let's call us and invite students to raise their hands."
After the words came, the instructor shook the roster of his right hand and began to shout:
"Chen Jinshi."
"arrive."
"Li Guang."
"arrive."
"Sun Qi."
"arrive."
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Whenever the instructor chants a name, the whole class will find the classmate who raises his hand and calls him accurately, and see what the other person looks like? Is he tall, short, fat, thin, beautiful or ugly?
This way of looking at it doesn’t bring much subjective color, it’s just passive and subconsciously trying to get to know the classmates at get off work.
"Liu Yue."
"arrive."
When he heard the name Liu Yue, the boys in the class looked at each other and finally waited for the name. It turned out that the girl who was more elegant than the elf queen was surnamed Liu.
The instructor continued to shout, and after a while, everyone learned the name of a blonde girl who spoke poor Chinese, Li Xian, a very regular and authentic Chinese name.
The instructor finished placing the name, put down the roster, then raised his head and said to everyone with emotion: "Hello everyone. First of all, warmly welcome 46 new students to join the big family of the School of Management, and thank you for bringing youthful vitality and vitality to the school.
At the same time, I also take this opportunity to extend my warm greetings and sincere thanks to the teachers and parents who have worked hard to cultivate you!
Classmates! Mr. Lao She once said that the most memorable part of life is the "university life" because it is a sober, conscious, automatic, and hard-working life, and it is the foundation of life in the second half of life.
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Students! We come from all over the world, and we come together for the same goal. The sword is sharpened, and the fragrance of plum blossoms comes from the bitter cold. I hope you will study hard for four years of college and become useful people to the country, society and family."
Li Heng has heard of the instructor's set of spiritual chicken soup for a long time, and his heart is not disturbed.
But others are different! After a set of combination punches, they all seemed to be injected with chicken blood, with passion, full of confidence, eager to try, and wanted to achieve something in four years of college.
The latter is a cliché self-introduction. The instructor calls a name and then goes up.
When everyone went up to introduce it one by one, Li Heng was quite calm and only listened carefully.
For example, there was a girl in a wheelchair in the class named Bai Wanying, who was quite beautiful and second only to Liu Yue.
However, Bai Wanying is different from what she imagines. She is very optimistic and can be said to be smiling all the time.
As soon as she got on stage, the whole class was silent in an instant, and they all stretched their necks and pricked their ears.
She said: "I was like everyone else, and I had a healthy body, but when I was riding a horse in my second year of high school, I accidentally fell off the horse's back and injured my spine. I still can't stand up.
At first, I was very depressed. I didn’t eat or drink for a long time, and I went on a hunger strike. I cried all day long, and even thought about myself. But one day, when I learned that my mother lost 30 pounds a month, I was stunned for a long time.
That night, I was thinking about the scene where my mother made me happy when I was a child. After dawn, I made a decision to live well and not to hold back my mother and this family.”
Bai Wanying's language was plain and she spoke for more than 10 minutes like an autobiography.
Everyone listened so seriously. The instructor and many girls in the class were infected and cried silently, wiping the corners of their eyes with handkerchiefs.
After hearing so many self-introductions, Zhang Bing said to Li Heng empathically for the first time: "It's so inspirational. Bai Wanying is my idol. She is inconvenient to walk. We will try our best to help her in the future."
Li Heng nodded involuntarily. He was disabled and strong in his will. He was indeed not an ordinary person who could still be so transparent and free in the future.
For example, the blonde girl said in broken Chinese: "Hello everyone, my name is Li Xian. My father is Chinese, and my mother is from South Korea. Because of some special reasons that are difficult to explain here, I went to Seoul to high school in Seoul. I only returned to China this summer vacation."
At this point, she paused, squinted her eyes and said with a worried smile:
"But don't get me wrong. I am Chinese and Chinese nationality. All my ancestors except my mother are Chinese. The household registration book is Han nationality. Yes, my Chinese is not a special standard. I am studying hard. Please give me some advice."
The sentence "All the ancestors except mothers are Chinese" made the whole class hilarious. Everyone could see that this classmate named Li Xian was very afraid that everyone would reject her.
At this time, Wang Qi, a girl in the front row of the seat, muttered, "It is rumored that her father is an agent. She has been hiding his identity in South Korea for many years and has only returned to China now. Isn't it true?"
Another girl lowered her voice and asked, "How did you know?"
Wang Qi asked: "Have you never heard of it? This is how it is said on our girls' dormitory."
To be honest, her blonde hair is really very eye-catching, and it is difficult not to attract everyone's attention. The rumors about her family have already spread, and I don't know where the source comes from? Anyway, it sounds like that.
When Liu Yue came on stage, the class was quiet again, but unfortunately, the introduction of this girl was very short and only said her name. She was 18 years old, from Ningbo, Zhejiang Province. She loves learning and likes to listen to opera. I hope everyone can help each other.
Less than ten seconds after self-introduction, he stepped down, disappointing the boys.
It’s finally the turn of dormitory 325.
Li Guang was the first to come to the stage. He said that in order to come to study, his family specially sold a cow.
Someone asked, “How many cows do you have in your family?”
Li Guang pondered for a long time, and then said, "I haven't counted it, I have to write a letter to ask my dad."
Listen! Listen! Is this fucking human language?
I thought he was a poor boy, but this sentence directly made everyone break the defense. This is showing off their wealth! It is showing off their wealth naked!
Li Guang said: "I want to be the class monitor and serve everyone. Please give me a chance, my classmates."
A girl said, "No problem. If your father wants us to give us one cow, we will choose you."
The whole class laughed and started to make excitement.
Not everyone is as cheerful as Li Guang. Zhou Zhangming, Zhang Bing, Ling and Li Guoyi of the Tang Dynasty all came down shyly after formulating their names, hometowns and hobbies.
Hu Ping was very popular with girls when he came on stage. When he said he liked singing, the girl shouted to ask him to give him a song on the spot. He really generously sang a new song "About Winter" released by Qi Qin in February this year. He was very good at singing and received thunderous applause.
I don’t know if it was intentional, but Li Heng was the last one called up by the instructor.
The class meeting has been held for too long and it has been dark outside. Li Heng just wanted to end it early. Like everyone else, he picked up chalk and wrote his name on the blackboard, then mentioned his age and hometown, and was about to step down.
Unexpectedly, the instructor suddenly said, "What about the hobbies? The classmates all said hobbies, but you don't have any hobbies?"
I only love the beautiful women. Li Heng complained depressedly and then said perfunctorily: "You can play basketball, billiards, and some chess, but your level is average."
The instructor asked again: "Do you know musical instruments?"
Li Heng looked confused and asked if he had a little too much, "He knows flute and erhu."
In fact, he also knows suona and piano, and his best is erhu and piano. What a fucking he is so versatile.
Just as the old man in the village said, if you don’t study, you can make a living by taking part in the wedding and happiness.
The instructor nodded and said, "Go down first, come to my office tomorrow."
When Li Heng heard this, he muttered and walked away.
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(The stomachache has been resting for a while, and it has been late. Sorry, I will change it first and then change it)
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