Chapter 101 Qian Banxian
The old man telling fortunes in front of him looked like a charlatan. Li Xiao didn't know what he was thinking. When he saw the woman leaving with a small tips bag, he immediately rushed to the stall.
Looking at the old man with a strange look on his face, Li Xiao smiled and said, "Can it be considered a future?"
Hearing Li Xiao's words, the old man's expression changed obviously. After a moment of silence, he said: "A breath of fairy spirit came to my face. I guess this gentleman is also a fellow, so why make fun of me, old man?"
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"Oh~! Are you also a Taoist priest? Haha~ I just don't wear Taoist robes like this. It's purely a personal hobby. I originally wanted to become a Taoist priest, but the famous mountains and temples don't accept me, so I can't be called a fellow Taoist with you.
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He explained with a smile, but Li Xiao cursed secretly in his heart: "There's a fairy spirit coming right in front of me! Just pretend to be blind, why are you showing off here!"
"Haha~ I was also enlightened by a Taoist with great magical powers back then. I just felt a familiar aura and thought it was a fellow Taoist who was teasing me!" After hearing Li Xiao's words, the old man thought for a moment and then laughed.
He said.
"Can you help me figure out my future?" Li Xiao said with an expectant expression on his face.
"Isn't this bad?" The old man was hesitant. He was really afraid that he was here to have fun, so he was a little unsure about whether to predict the person in front of him.
"What's wrong with this? It's not like I won't pay you!" Li Xiao said.
And one of the onlookers cheered: "That's right! It's not like I won't give you money, so I'll just do the math!"
"You can't just do the math for someone wearing Taoist robes, right? Are you afraid that the math won't be accurate?"
"Hurry up and forget it! If the calculation is accurate, I will let you do it too!"
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Listening to the booing from the people around him, Qian Banxian smiled bitterly and said to himself: I hope I'm not here to cause trouble!
"Then I'll show my shame! Please stretch out your right hand and I'll touch your palm for you!" After thinking for a moment, Qian Banxian decided to take the business, but to be on the safe side, he had no intention of defrauding money.
Just try to fool this matter!
Hearing this, Li Xiao stretched out his right hand with a smile, and then said: "You have to touch it carefully! If you are not sure, I will not give you money!"
"Of course, if the calculation is not accurate, how can I have the nerve to charge you for fortune-telling!" Qian Banxian twitched the corner of his mouth and said with a dry smile. He was also muttering in his heart. He always felt that this person was not here to come to see fortune-telling at all, but he was quite serious.
It's like I'm here to kick the bucket, but when things get tough, I can't back down, so I can only bite the bullet and get on with it.
Pretending to reach out and touch a few times in front of him, Qian Banxian then grabbed Li Xiao's right hand and touched the palm prints, left and right. This went on for a long time, but he didn't speak.
Although he felt a little uncomfortable being caught by an old man and groping him randomly, Li Xiao was not in a hurry and looked at Qian Banxian with interest.
Time passed unknowingly, Qian Banxian still looked cautious and did not speak. The onlookers became a little impatient and immediately urged him.
"How's it going? It's been so long, have you noticed anything?"
"Yeah! Don't keep touching there, it's quite weird to watch!"
Hearing the urging from the people around him, Qian Banxian felt faint sweat on his forehead. He felt depressed and said to himself: "What a shame! You have to give me some time to think about what to say next! What if the truth comes to cause trouble?
If I accidentally say the wrong thing, my brand will be ruined!"
After repeatedly recalling the little metaphysical knowledge in his mind, Qian Banxian slowly retracted his hand, frowned and thought for a while, then said tentatively: "My little friend, the first half of the palm print is messy. I think it was the same when I was young.
The situation is rough!”
"It's true, go on!" Li Xiao said.
"Your family background should have been either rich or noble, right?" Qian Banxian asked, his heart pounding. This sentence was based on his guess based on his years of traveling around the world and his experience in looking at people.
"That's right! Keep going!" Li Xiao said.
"Your parents should be no longer alive, right?" Qian Banxian asked again.
"Okay, don't talk about this. I'm just asking about the future. Don't forget about the past!" Li Xiao suddenly said a little irritably.
"Okay, okay!" After hearing Li Xiao's words, Qian Banxian wiped his forehead subconsciously, and he breathed a sigh of relief, and said to himself: "It seems that I have been deceived, so it will be easy to handle next time!"
After a pause, Qian Banxian coughed twice, cleared his throat, and said: "You had an extraordinary situation when you were young, and you suffered a lot of ups and downs. From the palm prints, the lower half is very clear. From this,
You are destined to be rich and powerful. Although you may not enter an official career, you are still famous!"
"And there are no major twists and turns. It can be said that it is one of a kind, with the appearance of an emperor!"
"Haha, I don't expect to be an emperor or anything like that. It would be nice to be a small landowner!" After saying this with a smile, Li Xiao looked at the paper sign on the stall, and then asked: "Do you want me to draw the lottery?"
A signature?"
"Isn't this necessary? The future is still very bright, so there is no need to do anything unnecessary!" I originally thought that the matter was over, but I didn't expect that Li Xiao suddenly fell in love with those paper signs again. Qian Banxian was relieved and raised his eyebrows in an instant.
Come up.
This paper sign was originally a trick to cheat money. There were no more than ten or twenty paper sign with different patterns drawn on them, each representing different meanings.
But generally speaking, it can be divided into two types. One is bad lottery, or bad lottery. When someone draws this kind of paper lottery, Qian Banxian will say that it is a sign of disaster and what should be done.
Crack it, and then naturally ask for money in a roundabout way.
The other kind is the so-called good lottery, which is the top lottery. If someone draws this kind of lottery, Qian Banxian will say that this is the only emperor lottery. When Mao Zedong drew this money, he still
I gave my husband 88 yuan, just watch it and give it to him!
To sum it up, there is one sentence: if the fortune is bad, give money to eliminate disaster; if the fortune is good, give money to thank the fortune teller.
If someone was asked to read the palm, Qian Banxian would ask someone to draw lots after reading the palm. However, he was a little suspicious that Li Xiao was here to have fun. How could Qian Banxian let him draw the lottery again?
Regarding money, although you don’t have to talk about collecting money, it would be troublesome to explain!
"Yes, then instead of drawing lots, how about you calculate the marriage for me?" Li Xiao directly gave up the idea of drawing lots and let him calculate the marriage directly.
"This can be counted!" Qian Banxian said, thinking to himself, this marriage is much better, it didn't happen anyway, there is no way to verify it if you make nonsense!
After pretending to do some calculations, Qian Banxian said: "Your marriage is a bit troublesome! You are destined to have multiple girls. I'm afraid if one of you is not good, your love will be catastrophic!"
Although this sentence is nonsense, under normal circumstances, it will not make people angry. After all, men! There is a large part of the heart that is still looking forward to some romantic encounters or something, even a love affair is not a big deal.
"Ah? How do you say this? Do I want to marry multiple wives? This is not allowed by law!" Li Xiao also pretended to be panicked and said.
"It doesn't matter. There are some foreign countries where you can marry more than one wife! Then you can just change your nationality or something!" Qian Banxian said.
Hearing this, Li Xiao was speechless and said to himself: "You are a fortune-telling magician who has set up a stall, but you still study this?"
"Then how many children will I have in the future? I attach great importance to continuing the incense!" Li Xiao asked as he rolled his eyes.
"Hmm~? You are destined to have five children, and all of them are dragons and phoenixes, and they will all be extraordinary in the future!" Qian Banxian thought for a while, then continued to make nonsense.
"Uh~!" Li Xiao was stunned for a moment, then suddenly leaned forward, close to Qian Banxian, and whispered: "But, I already have nine children, do you think the other four will die in infancy?"
Hearing this, Qian Banxian's expression froze, and then he whispered: "Little comrade, you are not trying to trick me, are you?"
"I'm not kidding you, but I really have such children, and they are recognized by the law, hehe~!"
After being stunned for a moment, Qian Banxian shouted to the onlookers: "Okay, today's quota has been calculated, everyone should leave!"
Then the onlookers saw that there was nothing interesting to see, so they dispersed. At this time, Baihua, who was outside the crowd, also came forward and said to Li Xiao: "Master, it's just some charlatanism, what's so good about it?"
Yes, it’s better to go back and rest, there are still things to do tomorrow!”
Upon hearing this, Qian Banxian's face suddenly turned bitter. When he saw Baihua, who was also wearing a Taoist uniform, he immediately said depressedly: "Master? Alas, old man, I'm just making a living, and I didn't provoke you, so why bother?"
Where is my job?"
"Yes, I paid for it, don't say that!" Li Xiao said, taking out a hundred yuan and putting it on the stall.
"I don't dare to accept this money, old man. Please don't take those nonsense to heart, little Guanzhu." Qian Banxian said, but said bitterly in his heart: "You have become a Guanzhu at such a young age.
, please don’t make fun of me, an old man!”
"You can just take the money. I won't say much about fortune telling. After all, many people just spend money to buy psychological comfort, and they don't necessarily believe in it!" After saying this, Li Xiao stood up and let out a breath.
, smiled and said to himself: "This makes me feel a lot better!"
"Yes, yes~ That's what the little Guanzhu said." Qian Banxian put the money away and responded quickly.
After glancing at Qian Banxian, Li Xiao ignored him and regarded him as a small incident to relieve his depression. He immediately turned to Baihua and said, "Let's go! Go back to the hotel and rest. We'll ask someone tomorrow. If it's still the case,
If you can’t find it, then you have no choice but to leave here!”
After saying that, he turned around and left with Baihua.
"Wait a minute, young master, I don't know what you are looking for? Maybe I can help you!" Seeing Li Xiao turn around and leave, Qian Banxian didn't know what he was thinking, and suddenly called out to Li Xiao.
Chapter completed!