Chapter 176 Super Idiot
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※※※"ah!"
With a long scream, a trash can was seen passing a graceful parabola in the air, gently flying towards the direction of the building like a golf ball.
The trash can was full of mountains and seas. The monkey grabbed the edge of the trash can and shouted: "Little witch, escape quickly. Oh my God, you even kicked me... Woo woo..." A garbage bag was directly stuck in his face, almost knocking him out.
Wenjing shouted desperately, and thrust her hands and feet hard around her: "Oh my God, I'm going to die. They all fell into the clothes, ah, it's smooth and slick, so disgusting..."
"Bang bang bang"... Her little feet were all put on the monkey's face, and all the garbage was slapping on the monkey by her. The rows of puppet soldiers in front of the company building pulled out of the rocket launcher this time, aiming at the sudden trash can and shot it out.
With a loud "boom", plastic bags flew across the sky. Wenjing carried the monkey that had rolled her eyes and flew out lightly. The puppet soldiers were about to aim and shoot again, but suddenly there were countless silver lights shot down the sky. A series of icy sounds were heard, and the puppet soldiers all turned into ice in less than ten seconds.
Wenjing and the monkey looked up and saw hundreds of black special forces floating in the air, all wearing black armor and holding huge silver-white guns. The aircraft on their backs emitted a blue light, and from a distance they looked like fireflies.
Hao Li and his group flew over from not far away, and were stunned when they saw Wen Jing and the other two. Just as they were about to speak, everyone was staggered by a strange smell. They took a few steps back and said in horror: "What's wrong with you two? Have you fallen into the cessation pit?"
Looking at the monkey with plastic bags on her face and banana peel, watermelon peel and apple beard hanging on her head. Wenjing shivered in disgust, hurriedly threw the monkey away, patted her clothes randomly and shouted: "It's all the blame for the monkey. It's not good to hide anywhere, hide in such a disgusting place as the trash can... Woooo, it really fell into the clothes."
Looking at Wen Jing's little face, Ma Qin trembled with tears in her eyes, and stepped forward and chuckled softly, "Be good, don't be afraid, uncle will help you..."
Before he finished speaking, Hao Li knocked him away with a punch. The monkey pulled off the plastic bag from his face and gasped for difficulty: "Save...Help, who will drag me out of the trash can..."
Cheng Kai squatted down and smiled, "I didn't expect that the world's number one thief was trapped in a small trash can. If this was spread, I'm afraid that all the thieves would laugh out loud."
The monkey rolled his eyes: "Oh my God, I would rather go to A3 prison than be there. It's so scary, the trash can is so scary."
Hao Li took out her handkerchief and wiped Wenjing's face, frowned and said, "You two idiots, don't you know how to dump the garbage and hide in?"
Tian Yuan spread his hands: "That's right, there are so many places where people can hide, why do you two have to hide in the trash can?"
Wenjing and the monkey looked at each other and said with a bitter face: "It's not a time urgent, so I just found a place to hide."
The monkey shook his head hard, cleaned up the garbage on his body, and looked at Cheng Kai and others who were fully armed and said, "Oh my God, your deputy director has rushed in for a long time before you arrived? Is this kind of efficiency for your public officials?"
"Stop talking nonsense, don't you know that sharpening a knife will stop chopping wood?" Cheng Kai said impatiently. Hao Li turned her head to look at the building tightly wrapped in white clay sculptures in front of her, frowned and said, "Monkey, did Li Head come in without any movement?"
Sun Ning interjected from the side: "There is an ss-level object controler inside. Li Tou rushed in without even rushing over, so he fell down."
"Sss-level object controller?" The monkey shivered all over, pulled Wen Jing's little hand and turned around and left: "Wen Jing, let's stop playing with these crazy people, go home and eat lollipops."
"Hey, your Mo Xing is still inside?" Tian Yuan reminded kindly.
"Oh, that big idiot with amnesia. Oh, let's go back and adopt a dog, let's just name it Mo Xing." The monkey said without looking back.
At this moment, the clay sculpture on the surface of the building gradually began to wriggle. After a while, Li Ke and Mo Xing were wrapped in clay sculptures, only one head was exposed. Looking at Cheng Kai and Monkey, they immediately shouted shrillly: "Cheng Kai (monkey), help me."
"These two big idiots!" Monkey and Cheng Kai and others covered their faces weakly at the same time.
Jack and Deidala also emerged, and stood on the surface of the clay sculpture, looking at the people below and laughed: "Gentlemen, ladies, you guys. My name is Jack, Jack Spades."
"Well, I understand. You have used three chapters to introduce yourself." Cheng Kai said impatiently.
Deidala looked at the special forces soldiers floating in the air and sneered: "Light freezing gun? I didn't expect that those old guys had really developed weapons to restrain me."
Hao Li snapped his fingers gently, and the special soldiers immediately shot in a mess with guns. Wherever the silver light went, Deidala's clay puppets turned into silver-white ice cubes.
Deidala spread her hands to Jack and said, "There is no way, these guys have weapons that specifically restrain me. This time, you can only fight alone."
Jack shrugged indifferently: "It doesn't matter. Those old guys have studied us for decades, so why are there some treasures in the bottom of the box? Alas, judging from their unscrupulous appearance, I'm afraid there are things to deal with me. Humph, who cares?"
He smiled slightly and sang: "Sorry, everyone, please disturb me. Is this gentleman Mo Xing?" He pointed at Li Ke.
Cheng Kai and the others were stunned. After a long time, they hurriedly shouted: "He is not (he is not)!"
"..." Cheng Kai glared at the monkey fiercely and shouted again: "He is really not (he is really right)!"
"..." A cold sweat broke out on Jack's forehead.
"Bastard, do you want to frame our deputy director?" Cheng Kai pulled out his pistol and pointed at the monkey. The monkey pointed the gun at Cheng Kai's head without showing any weakness: "Damn it, will I frame him if I have nothing to do?"
"Oh, forget it, I would rather kill a thousand people by mistake than let one go, just kill them." Jack sighed and said with a smile.
"Hey, hey, you are merciful. Look, this is the ID card of this idiot..." As he said that, Cheng Kai took out Li Ke's ID and waved at Jack.
Jack was stunned, waved his hand gently, and the ID flew in front of him out of thin air. Seeing Jack carefully looking at the ID, the monkey couldn't help but yelled in his heart: "It's miserable."
Cheng Kaize smiled proudly, and Sun Ning leaned over and said, "Strange, why is Li's ID in your hands? Did he sleep in your room last night? Oh, no wonder I went to the bathroom last night and heard some abnormal movements in your room..."
Cheng Kai and Hao Li didn't look back and hit his eyes at the same time.
"Oh, it turns out that this is Lord Li Ke, deputy director of the Secret Service. He is so respectful." Jack gently patted his ID and looked at Li Ke and smiled. Li Ke nodded awkwardly and said, "It's all just a false reputation. Look, I'm not the person you are looking for, so why don't you let me go?"
"Haha, the head of the Deputy Director of the Secret Service is very valuable." Jack laughed strangely, "Since you have fallen into my hands, how could you spit out so easily?"
"...Cheng Kai, I'll kill you bastard." After a moment, Li Ke turned his head and cursed at Cheng Kai. Cheng Kai's face turned pale in an instant. After a moment, he suddenly pointed at Mo Xing and said, "Hey, hey, that guy is the real Mo Xing. Brother, are you a little professional ethics? You can't forget your real task for a little bit of money temptation, right?"
"Oh? Is this Mr. Mo Xing?" Jack walked to Mo Xing with great interest and smiled, "I didn't expect that I'd really misunderstood. Mr. Mo Xing, we finally met."
Mo Xing swallowed with difficulty and said dryly: "No, I am really not Mo Xing." Jack reached out to make a gesture of silence, and reached out to wave it. After a moment, Mo Xing's wallet emerged from the clay sculpture.
Jack took it over and searched it, took out his ID card and looked at it, nodded with satisfaction: "It seems that I was looking for it this time." He turned his head and waved at Cheng Kai, "Yes, thank you for your help. If you have any requests, I will definitely repay you."
"The big request is nothing, just whether you can leave irrelevant people. For example, right next to you, the idiot who looks like a gorilla. It's useless to keep him. It's better to give it to me and I'll take him to the zoo." Cheng Kai smiled with a twisted charm.
"You said this is this?" Jack looked at Li Ke and sighed, "Sorry, this is my third target. Let's do this, how about I kill him and give you one-third of the bonus?"
"..." Everyone turned their heads and stared at Cheng Kai hard at the same time, "You are the biggest idiot."
Cheng Kai's face turned red in an instant, as if it had fallen into a dyeing vat. He pointed his gun at Jack with both guns and said in anger: "Bastard, don't underestimate us. I'm just afraid of hurting you by chance. Since you want to die, I will fulfill your wish. Sun Ning, come on!"
"Idiot," Sun Ning said lazily, digging his nostrils.
Jack played with Mo Xing's ID card and said, "I'm not a person who kills innocent people. So, please cherish your life and stay away from here. Don't worry, sir, I will give you the bonus." As he said that, he changed hands heavily.
With a "click", Mo Xing and Li Ke's heads suddenly twisted to the side and then drooped.
"Fuck, you're really quick to start. You don't even want to say the last words." Cheng Kai and his group were angry, picked up their weapons and rushed forward. Dida stretched out his hands, and immediately countless puppets emerged, blocking Cheng Kai and the others' way. The special soldiers floating in the air left and fired frozen light, turning all the puppets into ice.
Jack smiled slightly and waved his hand gently. Suddenly, the special soldiers screamed and roared away and flew out.
"Come and die, then I can't do anything about it." Jack smiled and stretched out his hand at Cheng Kai and the others. Suddenly, Mo Xing and Li Ke shook their heads and slowly raised their heads and said, "Fuck, can't you use a fast knife if you kill someone?"
"..." Jack looked at Mo Xing and Li Ke incredibly, "It's true that he is worthy of being a congenital master, his neck is hard enough. So... so what if that?"
He stretched out his hands and turned it hard. With another "click", Mo Xing twisted his head again. Then he grinned and turned his head, looking at Jack and said, "Brother, I beg you, can you cut with a knife?"
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