Chapter 704: Your daddy is illiterate
Bai Ran turned Xiao Bai's head around, held his face and looked down at him clearly.
This product is really a disaster. He looks like 80% of her and 20% of his father. His face is handsome and exquisite. It is really impeccable. He is almost as good as Wushuang. He looks like a man.
Female, if he has long hair and says he is a female, no one who doesn’t know will doubt it.
.Furthermore, it’s a coincidence that he got this name. His personality is already white, and his name is so white. Maybe some people will misunderstand his gender. If he still looks like this when he grows up, he really won’t be able to find a wife. On the contrary,
What will you do if you marry yourself off? Alas, this situation is worrying.
"Looking at it horizontally and vertically, Xiaobai is a pervert. He is always suppressed by Xiao Shuo and Xiao Lin at home. Even Wushuang can climb on top of him and make noise at will. Xiao Yang is the only one who has a relationship with him.
Special post, two noobs stick together all day long, he looks for a wife and treats a strong woman as his wife
Target, Sister Ran..." Du Xiyan looked at Xiao Bai, and also worried for Bai Ran, "You should really worry about this child. Even if Xiao Bai is a fellow student, he must be a Xiaogong. If you really do this,
It would be an embarrassment to our family if we suffer from this pain for ten thousand years."
Ye Hansha felt aggrieved for her son: "Sister Xiyan, if you say Xiaobai, just say Xiaobai. If you want to praise your son, don't involve my son. No matter what you say, my son will not be reduced to the level of being a petty sufferer. You
Judging from how he and Xiaobai usually rely on each other, they are not on the same level."
The old man didn't understand what they were talking about, and neither did Mu Ziyi. Ms. Yin was very calm, and Yun Danfengqing took it calmly, saying that there was no Yali. Xiao Ling sweated silently, when did their home become a concentration camp for rotten girls?
Already?
Bai Ranyi stared at Xiao Xiaobai righteously and issued a death order: "Xiao Bai, listen to me. Mommy will never allow you to marry yourself off and embarrass our family. Although you look very bad, even if you
Even if you are a gay, you must be a petty sufferer. If you fail to live up to your expectations and make a petty attack in the future, don't recognize me as your mommy."
Xiao Xiaobai ran wild, clenched his fists and roared: "Ah ah ah, I want to change my name!"
Grandma Xiao was puzzled: "Why do you want to change your name? It's a good name. It sounds friendly and nice."
"Grandma, you don't understand." Xiao Bai looked at Bai Ran and said tangledly, "Mommy, why did you agree that Daddy gave me such a poor name? How could a college graduate think like this?
His name."
Bai Ran cleared her throat and said, "Don't you know? Your dad didn't study seriously and his cultural level was not high. He is simply illiterate. What name can an illiterate come up with? Besides, you are so good-looking that you had to choose me."
I came to give you a name. This incident fully illustrates the truth. It is terrible to be uneducated. So you must learn a lesson. You must not imitate your father. You must study hard and study hard for the rise of China.
Reading, you know?”
"Yeah." The little carrot heads nodded repeatedly.
Xiao Xiaoguai said narcissistically: "Of course, Mommy, how can you talk about Daddy like that? In fact, I think Daddy's name is quite appropriate. Xiaobai is already white. Look at the name Daddy gave me.
It's very good. It's suitable for me to use it. As the name suggests, it's very suitable."
Xiao Ling was quite pleased: "My dear, you still understand me. It's not in vain for Daddy to love you."
Bai Ran's eyes squinted as he looked at a certain Lolita: "You look like this, you have definitely inherited your father's narcissism. Are you very good? Are you very good? Why didn't I notice it at all?
?”
Xiao Guai calmly replied: "Am I not good? Am I not good? You see, Daddy keeps praising me for being good, Mommy, oh?"
Huang Ziyan said to her daughter seriously: "My dear, there is something you need to clarify first. In fact, your name was given by me, not by your father."
"Did you take it?" Xiaoguai's eyes were filled with questions: "For the magic horse?"
Huang Ziyan patiently explained her and the little ones' doubts: "Your dad always said that I have a wild temper and can't be controlled. You came out of my belly, and more or less, you will always inherit it from your mom."
I have some good genes. So, Mommy, I had an idea and decided to
I’ll name you Xiaoguai to neutralize it, so as not to make you too shocking. Your grandma said that our family’s tradition is to be low-key. But who knows, one name can’t neutralize powerful mutations. You and Wushuang are the two of them.
A tigress that everyone is afraid of."
Xiao Qingcheng hugged Lin Haiwen's arm and laughed like crazy: "I asked why Xiaobai is so white and Xiaoguai is so wild. It turns out that the names were given by different people. Mommy, my name should be given by daddy.
Well, otherwise how could I have become so famous?"
"Damn girl, you have inherited the old narcissistic disease of the Xiao family. In front of your mother and me, how can you say that you are the king of the country? You are a little brat, are you ashamed? Let's wait for two more years." The little fox twisted.
He touched Qingcheng's nose and hummed proudly.
"Narcissism is also a result of Daddy's good genes. Mommy has taught her well." Qingcheng attributed her narcissism to her parents. She hugged the little fox's arm and said to Xiaobai, "Xiaobai, it seems that daddy is really the best."
The name you chose has made you so white, so it seems that it is really necessary for you to change your name."
"Yeah, I just said I should change my name, so that you don't always call me stupid, but... what name should I change?" Xiaobai touched his chin and thought hard.
Wushuang had a flash of inspiration and clapped his hands and suggested: "Why don't you call me Dabai? When you were a child, you would call me Xiaobai. When you grow up, you will call me Dabai."
Xiao Xiao suddenly understood and nodded: "Isn't it that the more you shout, the whiter you get?"
Xiaobai was so sad and angry that he covered his face and burst into tears: "You are all bad guys, I won't play with you anymore." He turned his head resolutely, abandoned Bai Ran decisively, and threw himself into Xiao Yang's arms, complaining with tears in his eyes, "Xiao Yang
, we are all oppressed at home, why don’t we run away from home.”
"Okay, you go back and pack your things first. I won't have the strength to lead you the way until I'm full." Xiao Yang nodded with the food in his mouth, making an excuse for him to go back and pack his things, and waved him off first.
Xiaobai nodded with bright eyes like a chicken pecking at rice, and ran out excitedly.
Everyone was sweating. This little white guy couldn't really be fooled by Xiao Yang. He should go back and pack his luggage.
Bai Ran held her forehead and rubbed her eyebrows, feeling annoyed: "With my IQ, how could I create such a white product?" She raised her head and stared at Xiao Ling: "I must have inherited your genes."
Xiao Ling had to defend herself: "I wasn't as white as him when I was a kid, okay?"
Ms. Yin said calmly: "That's what I picked up."
Chapter completed!