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Chapter 184: Condoms can circle the earth once they are stacked

"Hey, are you really not going to take me to the airport?" Finding that Xiao Ling really had no intention of leaving, Ji Yanran felt a little empty. She was about to leave, and she didn't know how many days she would be away. Really

I really hope that he can take me to the airport, but he refuses to let me do so. He is really a bad guy.

"Haiwen will just take you there. If I go, it will probably cause a sensation at the airport. Scandals will be flying all over the sky. I wonder if the plane can take off normally." Xiao Ling thought about it. With the popularity of this beautiful girl in the singing world, and the fact that she just arrived yesterday, Xiao Ling thought about it.

The news is still hot. If the paparazzi and her fans see her taking her to the airport, the possibility of the above situation happening is really high.

"Actually, it would be nice to start a scandal with you. After all, you are so handsome, and I can be more popular. The most important thing is, let the paparazzi help me dig out the things I don't know about you.

"After Ji Yanran finished speaking, she covered her mouth and laughed softly.

"But I'm unlucky. I'm afraid that I will be surrounded by your fans as soon as I go out on the street. Whether I can come back alive is a question." Xiao Ling felt that this was really not nonsense.

Okay, I assume you are thinking about me and won't argue with you. When Ji Yanran thought about it, she felt bright and smiled brightly. In fact, the situation he mentioned is not impossible to happen. In the entertainment industry, fans

It is not unheard of for movie fans to boycott their idols when they fall in love and get married.

"Okay, then I won't force you." Ji Yanran dragged her suitcase, waved to everyone and said with a smile: "Beautiful Sister Ran, Xiyan, Xiaoya and Zhiying, as well as the ice beauty Lengxue, and the little fairy Long

Son, thank you for your help and hospitality, goodbye."

Everyone shouted, except classmate Xiao Ling, who stopped: "Hey, why don't you thank me for my help and hospitality, and don't say goodbye to me."

"I've thanked you many times... Okay, big hero, big dick, big bad guy, I'm leaving. I hope to see you again soon. Goodbye." Ji Yanran waved to him with a smile, and then dragged her away.

The suitcases walked out the door.

"You brat, it looks like there's something going on." Bai Ran lightly rubbed Xiao Ling's shoulder, and Liwo smiled slightly, raising her eyebrows, winking, and winking at him.

"It's hard to say whether there will be a drama." Didn't she say that she would give him the answer after going to Beijing? Although Xiao Ling felt that she should have a little affection for him, that was based on her acceptance of his favor.

, whether you really like it or not, time will tell.

"What about you? Are you attracted to her?" Bai Ran's tone was still so charming and charming. She asked lightly and without jealousy. However, among the women, Xiao Ling was the most uncertain about her thoughts.

"I don't know, but what I know is that I still like you more." Xiao Ling smiled and playfully hugged the white tiger into his arms, as if he wanted to rub her into his body.

"I'll spare you the trouble." Bai Ran punched her rudely, with an expression that was either angry or happy, "It's okay for you to use your sweet words to deceive Xiao Haiwen and Xiao Wenwen, but if you want to deceive me, you are a little too young." Suddenly.

Smiling seductively like a fairy, holding jade cherry blossoms

Her lips were smelling the fragrance in Xiao Ling's ear, and her voice was as soft as silk: "Don't hold on, conquer the idol who has millions of fans under you, and let her use the heavenly dolphin voice to express her love. You

Has this big** never thought about it?”

"I really have thought about it." Classmate Xiao Ling was very urban. She turned around and looked at the pretty face of the Queen of Thousand Faces who was very close at hand, and said softly, "But what I thought more about was to conquer you under me.

, let you express my gratitude for me." When Xiao Ling said this, he turned over and pressed the soft and delicate body in his arms under his body. His lips found the target and kissed her without hesitation.

"You bastard..." Bai Ran felt as if he had lost all her majesty due to the kiss he gave Du Xiyan and the others. She pushed him away in embarrassment, sat up and pointed at his nose and cursed: "You are really getting worse and worse.

The more bold you become, how dare you take advantage of your sister and me?"

Xiao Ling shamelessly put on a harmless and honest smile, as if to say, I am an honest person. Bai Ran gave him a cute look, looked at the Land Rover driving out of the door, and said to Xiao Ling: "You stinky person"

Boy too

You are really stupid. If you want to embrace a beautiful woman, go to Beijing with her and be a flower protector. You will capture all the hearts of all the people. Anyway, you are a guy who has nothing to do all day long, just think of it as a trip. "

"Who said I have nothing to do? Don't I still need to refine the medicine? The soul-reviving pill hasn't been refined yet. You really have nothing to do. Why don't you go and help me be this flower protector, just to relax."

"You are the one with nothing to do." Bai Ran stood up and said as if he were a queen: "Let me tell you, sitting around is a thing of the past. Yesterday, your sister and I applied for a job and got hired. Now, sister, I am

There are working people now.”

"Have you found a job?" Xiao Ling was shocked. It turned out that she was looking for a job yesterday. "Who hired you?"

"Staying at home all day long is not an option. Now I declare that your sister and I will be a great soul engineer from next Monday." Bai Ran said it very lightly, but Xiao Ling was surprised.

Jiao Neinen stuttered when he spoke: "You...you applied to teach...teacher?"

"Do you have any opinions?" Bai Ran cast a flirtatious look and said sweetly, "Don't you think that if I am a teacher teaching students, they will definitely be reluctant to wander off and do small tricks, and they will definitely listen carefully to the class?"

She is quite confident in her own charm.

"Aren't you going to harm the people?" Xiao Ling said with emotion. If she becomes a teacher, which boy will actually listen to the class?

"Classmate Xiao Ling, pay attention to the words you use when you speak. What does it mean to harm the people of a country? I am the teacher who cultivates the flowers of the motherland." Bai Ran stared at him seriously.

"Yes, yes, it was my mistake. Then, Teacher Bai, which garden do you want to go to to cultivate flowers?"

"Nianqiao Middle School." Bai Ran spat out four words that sounded like thunder, and then smiled coquettishly, "I will cultivate your little tenderness into a delicate and beautiful rose, so that I can take advantage of you, a big wolf."

"Is the end of the world really coming?" Xiao Ling looked up at the sky and asked the air like a thinker.

Su Ya couldn't help laughing, her beautiful eyes were full of smiles, and she asked warmly: "Xiao Ling, are you going to the hotel today? Xiao Yueran has been thinking about you for a long time, and yesterday she said she would come back with me to see you.

.”

"Leave her alone, she's just a clingy kid." Speaking of the little Lolita who said she wanted to get married but kept her mouth shut about wanting to be a little wife, Xiao Ling felt helpless towards her rather than being gentle to her.

"No." Su Ya had a different opinion, "Xiao Yueran is a little too playful. After all, she is still young. But if she wasn't obsessed with you, would she stick to you? You'd better go and see her.

In fact, she is quite pitiful. She has lost the care of her family since she was a child. Fortunately, Sister Wei and others are good to her..." The sensitive Xiao Nizi couldn't go on at this point, fearing that Xiao Ling would see her rabbit-like eyes.

, hurriedly slipped back.

"You brat, what you said is so nice. You really didn't have any evil intentions? Little Yueran is a little small now. When she grows up, won't it be easier for you, a wolf?" Bai Ran gave Xiao Ling a punch, and her body

He went upstairs gracefully.

Xiao Ling found that the dragon girl didn't seem to be listening to them at all. She was obsessed with playing with martial arts moves. She couldn't help but feel a little unhappy. When would he replace martial arts as the number one in her heart, he would definitely feel

It feels very fulfilling, even more fulfilling than dominating the world.

"Long'er, you only do martial arts all day long, don't you feel bored? Why don't you go to the hotel with me?" Xiao Ling asked for her opinion.

"I won't go." Longnu refused without thinking.

"What kind of martial arts are you practicing? Did the old monster teach you?" The gesture she made was something Xiao Ling had never seen before. It must have been taught by the old monster.

"Breaking bones and throwing away ashes, do you want me to teach you?" Dragon Girl raised her ice eyes and said solemnly.

"No, no need. You have to choose a good target even if you want to break your bones and raise ashes. I won't disturb you anymore. You can practice slowly." Xiao Ling ran upstairs as if running for his life.

Just as Su Ya and Du Xiyan got into the cold Renault, lit the ignition and prepared to set off, Fang Siqiao, who was having a great time playing games upstairs, stuck his head out of the window and shouted: "Third cousin,

Where are you going? Wait for me."

Xiao Ling twitched the corner of her mouth and without hesitation started the car and drove out of the yard and went straight down the mountain. The abandoned Fang Siqiao shouted upstairs: "Third cousin, you are a big bad guy, I hate you!" while in the car.

, Du Xiyan and Su Ya both burst into laughter.

When they arrived at the delicious house, Ou Yueran, a sweet little intellectual, saw Xiao Ling walking in the door. He was so excited that he jumped three feet into the forest. A fragrant breeze blew, and he jumped up. His whole body was hanging on Xiao Ling like a koala.

Smile as bright as a flower: "Brother Xiao Ling, you are here."

Su Ya covered her mouth and snickered, gave Xiao Ling a sympathetic look, and said, "I'm going to do my work first. You can talk to Xiao Yueran."

"Brother Xiao Ling, have you eaten? I'll go to the kitchen and order you something delicious, okay?" Ou Yueran hugged Xiao Ling's arm affectionately and said.

"No need, I've already eaten..." Xiao Ling's words were interrupted by a soft cry of surprise. Xu Jiali ran over quickly as if she had seen an alien coming, with an expression on her face that was unbelievable: "Huh?

!You can actually get out of bed so early and come here to inspect the work?"

Xiao Ling was confused: "Why can't I come to inspect the work so early?"

"I thought you had been squeezed dry. After all, no matter how strong a man is, he will eventually fall on a woman's belly." The bold and unrestrained woman Xu Jiali smiled evilly, "And you still have eight to deal with, eight in total.

Yeah, you can still get out of bed, which proves that you haven't been squeezed out. You are indeed not a human being. No wonder you can build a harem."

"Sweat!" Xiao Ling sweated violently. This tough woman couldn't help but obey her.

"However, while you are having fun, remember to take precautions. After all, boss, you have to deal with eight beauties. Even if each of them only gives birth to one, you can't afford it even if you lose all the money in this hotel and the flower shop next door."

." Xu Jiali kindly reminded.

"Thank you for reminding me." Xiao Ling was sweating like crazy. He wanted to know more about this lady's genetic structure and how she became so strong.

"One day you don't have money to buy a condom, you might as well borrow ten or eight yuan from us for emergency help. After all, your demand is too great." Lan Hairuo also joined the discussion camp, "I think Du LeiSi really should be awarded the most loyal

I give you the customer award. I estimate that with such a huge daily demand, you consume more than 100 million condoms a year. If you stack the condoms, you can circle the earth. You have really made a huge contribution to the plastic industry of the earth.

"

Lan Hairuo's more powerful words in this paragraph, especially the line that tampered with the slogan of "Xiang Piaopiao" tea sales, made Xu Jiali and Ou Qing, as well as Sister Wei and Lu Qianqian behind them burst into laughter. Only pure

Ou Yueran didn't understand what she meant. She looked confused and didn't understand what they were laughing at.

Xiao Ling asked the sky speechlessly, sweat flowing on his cheeks. He wanted to say that the people on earth could no longer stop the reproduction of the strong women.

Fortunately, he had mistaken Lan Hairuo for Su Ya before and left two wolf claw marks on her delicate butt. He had always been afraid that this would affect Lan Hairuo. Now he saw that she was as tough as ever.

He was relieved.

"Brother Xiao Ling." Ou Yueran pulled Xiao Ling's arm, asked him to look down at her, and asked innocently and curiously, "Who is Du Leisi? Why did he give you the award?"

"Durex is a plastic bag brand with huge global sales. I own a hotel and consume a lot of plastic bags every day. He should indeed give me an award, don't you think?" Xiao Ling explained earnestly.

.

"Oh." Ou Yueran suddenly said, nodding lightly.

"You are strong!"

"Well said."
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