Stroke 501:【Oriental Fudge】(1/2)
"Ah..." Dongfang Yu and Bing'er exclaimed!
After listening to Dongfang Yong's story, the two girls couldn't help but move closer to Qin Wei. They seemed to feel safer that way, but their eyes were very bright. There was a hint of worry about Dongfang Yong under their eyes, but they were far from it.
I was a little overwhelmed by their enthusiasm for listening to the story!
Dongfang Yong pretended to be surprised and said: "At that time, I saw the three hundred desert soldiers who suddenly came out. I was frightened. I held up the pig pen bricks in my hands and stopped on my feet. The female flower picker was very calm.
Not afraid of the desert soldiers at all, raise your sword
Just when the sword was about to pierce my throat, the dangerous breath made me suddenly come back to my senses. The pigsty brick in my hand turned and blocked the sword. Fortunately, my pigsty
The bricks were thick enough to block it. Although the female flower picker was too vicious, she
The foot kicked up and actually tried to kick my lower body. I was so frightened that my anus tightened and my body shook. I quickly clamped my legs together and immediately clamped the female flower picker's feet. Ha, I quickly stepped back.
He jumped and pulled the female flower picker one step forward. That female thief?
She screamed, her hands spread like the wings of a frightened hen, fanning and fanning, the sword also left my hand, I put the female thief's feet down, and then hit the female thief who rushed towards me with a brick on the forehead.
, bang, the female thief screamed, and I took two steps back..."
"Three hundred desert soldiers raised their serial crossbows at this time, but instead of shooting me, they shot at the female thief Bai!..." Dongfang Yong said slightly proudly.
"Why?" Dongfang Yu and the two girls were puzzled. Could it be that the desert soldiers still cannot be disbanded?
"Because the desert soldiers came to kidnap me. They saw the female thief Bai, and they were our enemies. Naturally, they couldn't let me be captured by the female thief Bai, so they had to kill the female thief Bai first! The female thief Bai
I hit my head with a brick, and now there are hundreds of arrows
Shooting at her, she panicked and backed away quickly, sweeping away the arrows with her sword behind her back. Her sword was really powerful, but the arrows of the desert soldiers were not blocked. The female thief screamed in ecstasy again,
An arrow was lodged in her ass..."
Dongfang Yong said that, he also picked up the injured female thief, stretched out his hand to cover his buttocks, and pretended to be in pain!
Dongfang Yu and Bing'er giggled!
"The poor female thief who was injured turned around and left a message: "It's too dangerous here, man, I have to leave!" Then she jumped down the mountain like a wild goose falling on a flat sand. I saw that she could be so relaxed.
Should I let her go? I couldn't, so I threw away my magic pig pen brick.
, I was right, bang, the white thief hit the brick, screamed, and then I saw her butt landed first, you must know, there was an arrow on her butt, I wanted her
The arrow will all go into the butt, come out from the thigh, or come out from the stomach..."
Listening to what Dongfang Yong said so convincingly, Dongfang Yu and Bing'er started to sympathize with the female thief. Dongfang Yu said, "Brother, why are you so cruel?"
"Go, little girl, she is here to pick flowers, and she also includes you. You sympathize with her! Well, I have convinced you, but the result will not be like this later. The arrow actually broke, and I also
After conquering the female thief, that ass is incredible, so hard..."
Dongfang Yu and Bing'er burst into laughter again!
"Ha, I smiled proudly. I beat away a flower picker, but then there was the sound of arrows in the air. I was shocked. This is terrible. There were three hundred desert soldiers next to me. I turned around and looked at the sky.
They are like locusts, full of arrows flying at high speed, and my bricks have been given to Xiaobai, and I have no bricks, this is bad!"
The two girls' hearts tightened, and then Bing'er asked with concern: "Master, where did the old man and Xiao Jin go?"
"They..." broke down and only cared about his own personal performance. Dongfang Yong suddenly changed his mind and said shamelessly: "They were arranged by me to protect you in the dark!"
The two girls were immediately moved!
"Go on, just when I was about to be stabbed like a hedgehog, I suddenly stood up and screamed. The arrows that had been aimed at me and shot in a parabola fell from my head and hit the target.
It left the place where I was standing, but I was completely intact!"
"Wow, brother and young master are so awesome!" The two girls clapped their hands!
"The desert soldiers failed to shoot an arrow. They only heard two short and one long whistles in the forest. Then three hundred desert soldiers immediately replaced their short crossbows, then each picked up a shield as high as a person and surrounded me. I
Only then did I realize that there was their commander in the woods, and I guess their headquarters was there. If I destroyed their headquarters, then these soldiers would become stragglers without leaders..."
"Wow, brother and young master are so smart!!!" The two girls clapped their hands again, with admiration on their faces!
"However, at this moment, two people jumped out of the sky, one in red and one in white. But the one in red happened to land among the shield soldiers. It was fine now, just like mouse droppings falling into porridge.
They were at odds with each other, so they started fighting, and the man in white fell on your roof!" Dongfang Yong pointed to the roof.
The two girls screamed and looked up to the roof. Then Bing'er remembered and said: "I remembered, there was a gust of wind just now, and it was Sister Wei who hugged us. Then after a while,
The wind seems to have gone away again, and we will be fine. Could that be the man in white?"
"Yes, that's right. I saw it outside and ran over here immediately, fearing that something would happen to you. But as soon as the man in white fell down, he suddenly screamed and flew into the sky. Then I heard him coming from
When my head passed over me, I muttered, What beautiful legs, so fast legs... Then I passed over my head and fell to the bottom of the mountain, and two different screams came up!..."
"Why are there two different screams?" Bing'er asked.
"Because, the old man in white fell where the female thief Bai fell. Before the female thief Bai could get up, she was hit by the old man in white again. Oh, misfortunes never come singly!"
"Ah..." The two women couldn't help but feel sad for the female flower picker.
"The female flower picker picked up the brick I gave her and shouted at the old man in white. Bang, blood flowers came out. The female flower picker was not satisfied, so she increased her strength and shouted another brick.
The old man in white was called a brick, how could he eat in the same place?
The second time he lost, this man was already mature, so he flashed his head, and Brick flashed out from beside the old man in white, and the female thief Bai escaped from his hand. The old man in white said to the female thief in a vicissitudes of life: "
We are born from the same roots, so why rush each other?
, We all wear white clothes, why are you beating me?" The female thief Bai felt that it was reasonable, so she asked the old man in white clothes, how did you get down? The old man in white clothes said, I was attracted by a pair of beautiful legs and such fast legs.
, so fast that I can’t even see the shadow of my legs.
Kicked off. The female thief was puzzled and asked, "A woman's legs are almost invisible. How do you know whether they are beautiful or not?" The old man in white said, "You young man doesn't understand. The one she kicked down."
I can’t see her leg clearly, but I can see her other leg clearly!”
"The female thief suddenly understood, pointed at him and said, Oh, I dare you to look at her beautiful legs, so I can't see her other leg to kick you. You deserve it! The old man in white was angry and cursed, you are a young man.
Dutiful son, I fought with you, and then he pounced on him and said, "Why are your breasts so big and soft?" The female thief let out a scream of a weak woman who was molested!"
"Haha..." Dongfang Yu and Bing'er laughed loudly, without any ladylike image, and they all fell on Qin Wei.
Qin Wei's calm temperament also made her body tremble at Dongfang Yong's words, and she could no longer hold back the smile on her face.
Dongfang Yong was very impressed and continued: "When I heard this, I realized that it was Wei'er who did it. It was great. Two flowers bloomed, one on each side. By the way, I was on top, and the desert soldier was attracted by the old man in red.
With the firepower out of the way, I took some time off and entered the movie-watching mode, when I heard a call.
There was a sound of the ground breaking through the air, and I looked for the sound at a glance. Oops, a big brick flew towards me. It looks so familiar. Isn’t this my magical pig pen brick? It turned out that the female thief took it and injured the old man in white. It flew out unexpectedly.
It flew up the mountain again. I raised my hand to catch it and caught the brick!"
"With the artifact in hand, it was a matter of course that I was invincible. But at this moment, I had the confidence to be invincible. I looked into the forest. There was the headquarters of the desert soldiers. Suddenly, there was a coordinate in my heart.
, he threw the brick in his hand and flew out with a whirring sound. The night birds in the forest seemed to feel the dangerous atmosphere, and they all flew away screaming. The brick entered the forest with a loud bang and a tragic sound.
Yell, I won the lottery!"
"I don't know who I hit, but after a while, another whistle sounded in the forest, two long and one short. The three hundred desert soldiers paused, and then retreated with a roar. I was surprised, the desert soldiers entered
There was a voice of dissatisfaction in the forest, you are a horseman, why are you blowing the whistle? It turns out it was the horseman who blew the whistle, the horseman said in a trembling voice, the sky just fell
A miraculous hidden weapon was coming towards me. I immediately squatted on the ground, but the military advisor behind me was revealed. The military advisor realized that it was too late for the hidden weapon, so he was opened by the hidden weapon. I looked at the military advisor again. The military advisor
He has fallen to the ground and is unconscious. I can't... Then there is another voice, what, the military advisor is injured, no, there must be an expert here, let's run away immediately!"
The three women laughed so hard at Dongfang Yong's story that their bodies twitched together.
"Then, I heard rustling footsteps in the forest getting farther and farther. I knew they had escaped. I took a breath. Although I have three heads and six arms, I can't beat four hands with two fists. Now I can catch the thief with one move.
Capture the king first and finally defeat the three hundred desert soldiers."
"This is it. I look at the old man in red who just attracted the firepower of the desert soldiers. What do you think?" Dongfang Yong knew the importance of interacting with readers when reading stories. At this time, he lowered his voice and asked.
Dongfang Yu and the other three asked together: "How's it going?"
"I was shocked when I saw him. The old man in red had been stabbed three times and six times by the desert soldiers, and a heavy shield was pressed on his head. He was disabled. I was so scared!"
"I was just about to go over and sympathize with the old man in red. After all, the old man in red just helped me attract so much firepower and sacrificed for us. His spirit of sacrifice is worth learning from all our enemies. How valuable it is.
What a wonderful spirit! But, not far down the mountain, there was a roar!"
"Man, I'm going to kill you!"
"That earth-shattering roar was a woman's voice. I was startled. I took a closer look and saw that it was the female thief Bai. She was attacked in the chest by the old man in white. She was extremely annoyed and her force was greatly upgraded.
I killed the old man in white, and then thought that I was the one who hurt her when she was hit by an arrow in the butt and attacked in the chest, so she came to me for revenge!"
When Dongfang Yu and Bing'er heard that someone was coming to kill Dongfang Yong, they both became nervous, and this time was no exception.
"The female thief has a sword in her hand and two big handprints on her white clothes on her chest. She is rushing towards me angrily. The pig pen bricks in my hand have been given to the desert soldier's military advisor. I have no weapons in my hands. It is dangerous. Three
Sixteen Strategies, walk is the best, safety first, keep the green hills... So I ran away. In order to prevent the female thief from catching you, I didn't run home, but ran towards the mountains."
The women were moved again.
"As I said just now, three groups of people came tonight. One is the female thief Bai, and the other is Lao Hong and Lao Bai. One of them was stabbed and pierced by the desert soldiers, and the other one was crushed by the female thief Bai.
Three hundred desert soldiers and Alibaba's fifty thieves are dead. Three hundred soldiers have escaped, then..." At this point, Dongfang Yong paused and looked at them and stopped talking.
Dongfang Yu and Bing'er were startled. They rolled their eyes and thought, ah, they thought of it. Bing'er asked: "Yes, where did Alibaba's fifty thieves go?"
To be continued...