Volume V, 36: Diplomacy First Priority
When you enter this divine realm, the shocking effect will be greater.
Not to mention those very stylized buildings and objects, how deeply impressed Chen Xi and others who had already changed to diplomatic groups under close observation, as well as the gods gathered around them, who had first seen the true appearance of these people.
Unlike the Dark Templar who was completely invisible and unable to see the true face, they finally established a clear three-dimensional concept of this mysterious group.
These gods are very tall, generally more than two meters and five meters, and a small number are even more than three meters. They are surrounded by both sides of the road, which makes people feel very stressed, because in terms of height, they are undoubtedly giants, and everyone must look up to them without wearing mechanically powered armor.
In Chen Xi's words, it feels like Guo Xiaosi's seeing Yao Ming, which is a kind of bright sadness from the bottom of his heart. He sighs from the perspective of rolling his eyes, and he is actually a slut.
However, they are relatively slim and have hardly seen any example of obesity similar to humans.
Don’t think that this phenomenon is insignificant. It only belongs to a life attitude, cares more about beauty and loves weight loss. In fact, with the reminder of some researchers on the team, Chen Xi and others realized that this is a very terrible fact.
The concept of obesity has gradually become popular with the development of civilization and will only appear in a relatively comfortable environment. On the contrary, the less barbaric and backward nations appear, the less such concepts appear. The dangerous environment they are in will make their bodies have to remain in a perfect state at any time, so that they can escape when they encounter danger. If they are ignorant, they will not be able to see their existence at all, because the fat people are already dead.
The American people must have a say in this regard. Whether before or after the great change, their number of fat people has remained high.
But when they came in and landed on the platform, they encountered a welcome ceremony. Then they followed the guard of honor and entered the central area along the road, and did not see even a fat man in the whole process. You should know that the civilization of the gods is not lower than that of humans, and they are all at the level of being able to conduct interstellar navigation. Logically speaking, there should be many fat men. However, they have never seen them until now.
And this is not like what the universe nation always likes to do. In order to show off, they always hide the bad side. You should know that except for a few specific cities, other places in that country are rural.
"It is worthy of being a fighting nation with hunting habits. Judging from the figure of the telephone poles of the whole nation, their folk customs are very fierce."
After learning the great significance behind this phenomenon, Chen Xi already knew how to get along with these gods in the future.
That kind of tactful attitude is definitely not good. Not to mention whether these gods can understand the deep meaning of their words, at least they will definitely lose a lot of points in terms of favorability. It is estimated that they can drink big bowls of wine and eat meat directly and generously.
Don’t underestimate the precautions in this regard. They now have diplomatic tasks. Respecting the customs and concepts of a nation and integrating them into daily interactions is the minimum standard for whether a diplomat is qualified. Although these people are just the first to be on the shelves, the diplomats they prepared before are almost all controlled by the Zerg and have been killed without leaving any left, but the qualities they should have must not be missing.
When they told the other people in the group about this matter in gesture language, everyone changed their reserved attitude of being watched and became proactive.
Leadership by Brother Chen, they all smiled and waved to the enthusiastic gods around them, saying that they were definitely not inferior because of the height gap. They ignored them. Now they are the confidence that a human should have. Looking around, they almost shouted to these millions of people: Hello, comrades... Thank you for your hard work, such words of condolences are definitely a weapon to pretend to be despised.
Unfortunately, the effect was a little bit insufficient. When Chen Xi and the others walked by, some low-key discussions gradually became enlarged, "Are those humans?"
"Looks so stupid!"
"Wave, is this their etiquette?"
"It's too short, even if I stretch out my hand, I will reach my chest."
"These guys are here to ask us for help."
"I don't know if it will put us in danger."
Facts have proved that both humans themselves and alien nations are members of the appearance association and have obvious discrimination against existences that do not meet the requirements of height.
However, apart from these flaws, everyone was still satisfied with this self-display. At least several of the gods receptionists in the guard of honor also changed their silent attitude and introduced them to something they should pay attention to.
"Next we will lead to the Holy Hall, which is similar to the parliamentary and religious buildings of your humanity. So, please lower your movements and voices later. This is a sacred place and you need to keep quiet!"
Look, this is the benefit of being more proactive. It is better to be embarrassed at the beginning than to be real jokes.
Chen Xi smiled and thanked the people, then turned around and remembered the appearance of these people in his heart. Those who dared to despise him must have to pay the price.
After being watched like a monkey for a while, they finally arrived in front of the Holy Hall.
In front is an ultra-high base staircase made of crystal, which is about 300 meters long, which sets the Holy Hall with great magnificence and height. After a while, they finally got up.
Then, the door facing us is similar to the style here, and they are all giant. When you walk in, it is similar to the mouse entering the house, and you feel very small. The inside is spacious and bright, with huge columns and many skylights that open outside, which can clearly shine in. In addition, the inside itself emits golden light. After being mixed together, it does make the place full of a sacred and quiet atmosphere, with gorgeous halos everywhere, and vaguely it can't see the whole picture clearly.
In short, these layouts are particularly high-end, atmospheric and upscale, and are not at all civilian.
"If it is destroyed, it will definitely be very exciting."
When Chen Xi was thinking about what angle to blow up the building, a sound full of echoes appeared in everyone's ears.
"Welcome, human friends, I am very happy that you can come here at great risk on behalf of the Light and Dark Council. This proves that we all have the same unified goal, which is to eliminate the hateful and annoying Zergs."
Chen Xi walked in a little while looking closely, and then he found that there were other things in the hall with halos. Two arc-shaped long tables were arranged on both sides in equal proportions, one was a blue light ball, one was a red light ball, and two high seats behind, one was a blue light ball and the other was a red light ball.
This sound comes from the left. It should be the blue light ball that is talking.
Chen Xi, who had heard some of the situations introduced by Sylves, knew that this was the consuls of the gods, who were united in politics and religion, and the owners held the power of all things in the gods. Considering that their status came from their own strong strength, not inheritance, Chen Xi immediately knew that these people were definitely not easy to fool. He must be sincere.
Withdrawing his evil thoughts with low hearts, Chen Xi bowed respectfully and said: "Hello, sir, I feel very honored to see you."
Then there are some unnutritious diplomatic rhetoric, indicating that the people and leaders of the two sides have long been looking forward to this meeting, which is also the general trend, and is in line with the fundamental interests of the nations on both sides and the future development direction, because the purpose of both sides is the same. The significance of this cooperation and exchange is very important and can open a new chapter for the history of both sides.
As for the actual content, of course, it will not be carried out here. Things that truly reach consensus are all based on private exchanges and negotiations. They can be said in formal occasions. They are already the final result part, and are only used to show a clear attitude between both parties and show others.
So after a good conversation and good atmosphere. When leaving the Holy Hall, Chen Xi, as the interim diplomatic leader, received an invitation, probably at night here to attend the banquet of the Dark Consul Stanphony, and also named it. The Sylvies and the sisters will also accompany them as relevant personnel.
When these two Dark Templar Warriors got off the boat, they were separated from Chen Xi and the others. If they thought it was OK, they should have been asked to ask questions and have a more comprehensive and realistic understanding of the information they had contacted. Thinking about the reason for attending the banquet together, I am afraid that it is to prepare to exchange some practical cooperation issues.
"It seems that I need to prepare for this."
Back at the residence prepared by the gods for them, Chen Xi touched her chin and considered that she had already ordered everyone she brought to buy some materials for use, and at the same time attracted some people to discuss specific plans.
It is not without reason that he is so cautious, because all the original diplomatic groups were killed, and seeing that the matter was exposed, in order to hinder normal communication between the two tribes, some official documents and information had been destroyed in advance by these insects. Therefore, Chen Xi was completely blind in the cooperation conditions and purposes originally prepared by the Human Resources Federation.
If we count the human federation that treats them as rebels, we have fully implemented communication controls and will not respond no matter how we send messages. Chen Xi knew that this group of people could only rely on themselves. I am afraid that only by returning to the human federation with the results can we get the help of those in power.
"Boss, what are you going to do? These gods are very proud. If we show our timidity, they will definitely be looked down upon by them." Totti said worriedly. Almost everyone can see the attitude of these gods, not only the communication attitude that needs recognition at the beginning, but also all aspects of the road. Once any problems arise during the negotiation process, it will definitely have a great impact on the results.
"Yes, we lack professionals now. If there were problems with our image from the beginning, those guys would definitely treat us as jokes." said another young officer of a good background.
As the temporary image consultant of the diplomatic group, in order to leave the perfect impression of the first meeting of the previous gods, he specially dressed up the formal occasions of the federal upper class and put them on. Unfortunately, he didn't know whether it was because of the different aesthetic concepts or because he looked down on them, and the carefully prepared clothes did not bring much effect at all, which made him more worried about the subsequent image problems.
It did not cause any obvious response before, and it can also be said that the occasion was too formal and dare not use something too unique. However, at the banquet, it will naturally be more casual. If it cannot bring about some effect of the roaring scene, it will inevitably have a bad impact on the result, at least the benefit is definitely not.
"Don't worry, I have my own concerns about this." Chen Xi said without objection. He was quite confident about this. After being influenced by Zhuola with a noble style, he was originally a slim person in life and had already transformed into a high-end person in the fashion industry. I think with his careful preparation, the whole group of people who transformed a lot would definitely surprise those arrogant gods.
From some of the habits and dress characteristics shown by the gods, Chen Xi already knew what they preferred, that is, the strength-type and fierce style. The officer gave them before was too conservative and could not give people a shiny feeling.
"It's really okay?" The officer asked hesitantly. It was not that he didn't believe in Chen Xi, but that he was facing a strange race, and the background shown in Chen Xi's information was not like a person who was able to solve such problems.
Others also reacted the same way. If they did not become dwarfs, they could not understand the urgent mentality of eagerness to become the highlight of the crowd. Why can Gaul chickens become the world art center? It is because they have too many dwarfs. If they want to surpass others in the situation of insufficient conditions, they can do nothing more without spending some effort.
Seeing everyone's lack of confidence, Chen Xi knew that it would not work without showing any material, so she smiled and said, "You should see that they were wearing armor and weapons when watching us. Is this the treatment of a diplomatic group in normal concept? It is obvious that they are a nation that focuses on practical experience. They must give them something shocking."
He picked up the display device he brought over, and Chen Xi wrote and drew it casually. With just a few strokes, he made out the general style of a pair of armor.
This move immediately shocked Totti and others.
"Boss, I didn't expect you to be an artist." They said in a surprised tone.
"This is just a trick to cheat girls. A real artist is the kind of person who can be called a work of art with a few pairs of underwear hanging on steel wire. I can't be called a work of art." Chen Xi said self-deprecatingly. He would not think that these people were sincerely praised. The army does not like literary and artistic youth, but rather likes more young people.
After adding color and painting it completely, a pair of scarlet armor with a mighty style will appear in front of everyone.
"I do feel fierce and fierce." Totti and others couldn't help but nod.
Chen Xi thought to herself that this is of course. One of the heroic skins that children who play LOL like to buy the most is Lu Bu's powerful image that includes a real man.
The form of the armor is taken from there, and he also modified it appropriately. He reduced some unnecessary useless decorations, and then added some practical functional parts, such as his favorite sharp blade and corner impact part, which will hurt no matter where it touches. In addition, Spartan's meat-selling style, some parts that can show the outline of the muscles were specially made into hollow design, which is definitely a model of domineering side leakage.
After reading it, the officer praised it with some admiration: "The chief is worthy of being the chief. Although their civilization is high, they do not have much artistic literacy. The armor is all rough but not enough details. Taking out this armor can definitely give those gods an alternative feeling. However, there are many people here this time, can the chief draw them all? Or just let some people go there."
"Don't worry, I have a lot of inspiration for this to me."
Chen Xiying was so cheerful. As an anime enthusiast, he had long wanted to hold a large-scale Cosplay exhibition. This time the opportunity happened, such as the Golden Saint Seiya, the Bronze Five Strongest, the Demon Altar Fighter, the Universe Knight, EVA, etc., as well as the Kaba Armor, are all very good materials, and even the Iron Man is not bad.
However, his killer weapon is not this, but Hong Kong comic style, with muscle explosions.
"What is this? Boss, are you planning to change to a chemist?"
After Chen Xi ordered the people to bring what they wanted, Totti and others were surprised again. Except for the part that made the armor, they were all substances in bottles and jars, including liquids and powders, which looked similar to chemical substances.
"Don't be surprised, these are all basic materials that need to be used for cosmetics. They are also learned by cheating girls. Taking advantage of this time, I can use them to make some things to add effects to our appearance." Chen Xi explained on the reason he used them all.
Fortunately, some concepts of the matter in this world are similar to those in the world he is familiar with, otherwise he would not find a substance with similar effects. Through the systematic memory comparison, he can achieve the desired effect. As for the reason for truly learning these things, it is a long story. I won’t talk about it here. I just need to know that for a competent criminal, chemistry is an important science necessary for killing people on a home trip.
What he has to do now is a powerful tool that is very useful for the next action, muscle film.
High-end ones can be used for film shooting effects, allowing thin men to have a strong and powerful body, showing their masculine charm. Low-end ones can also be used for selfies at home. Anyway, use glue to dim the light a little, and others will not see the specific difference.
Chapter completed!