376 Toilet Brother, Run!(1/2)
Li Zheng is a person who doesn't like gatherings with many people, because when there are too many people together, the conversation will become just a scene without content, and it will eventually become a very formal "team building" activity.
But now that everything about the thesis has finally been cleared up, everyone has been tortured so much that it is inevitable that he will bleed.
Anyway, it’s okay to eat in the cafeteria and outside, so I just want to thank Ou Xingzhuo for his help in repairing the computer.
On the other hand, Lin Moming was very busy. She asked Li Zheng if he wanted to call Lin Yujing, but Li Zheng said no in one word. Firstly, it was for the dining experience of others, and secondly, there were only two of them as a couple, so they would feel like a host couple.
The guests at the banquet felt very uncomfortable.
At around four o'clock, there were two big tables at the hot pot restaurant outside Ximen.
Li Zhengben also attended dinner parties. In order to study comfortably at night, he must not drink at all. On weekdays, he would only drink a bottle with Lao Li when he was very happy.
Only this time... he really underestimated Tu Yi Kou...
Tu Yikou didn't drink wine, he just drank...it looked very good.
One sip after another, the more you drank, the more you drank. Not only did you not talk drunkenly, but the higher you got, the more reliable you became.
On the left, he talks to Mo Nian about the absurd past, and on the right, he talks to Ou Xingzhuo about the outstanding graphics card.
Telling a joke can make Lin Moming laugh off the table, and reciting a poem can make Chang Keqing convinced.
Every time when the conversation was in full swing, he would swallow a glass of wine, say "ah" happily, and then pour another glass happily.
In such a scene, everyone was inexplicably craving for wine.
Unknowingly, everyone except Chang Keqing also fell on him.
Among them, Lin Moming was the most enthusiastic one.
"Wow wow wow..." Lin Moming raised her arms hard, poured herself a beer, and couldn't help swallowing, "My former classmates always drank secretly without me... Hehe..."
In the blink of an eye, the glass was full, and just as she was about to hold it, a hand fell from the sky and snatched the bottle from the top of her head.
"Minors are not allowed to drink." Chang Keqing said coldly.
"Oh, just one cup."
"Not even one cup, haven't you studied biology?" Chang Keqing shook the bottle and said seriously, "Children will become fat after drinking alcohol."
"ah???"
"After alcohol enters the blood, it will stimulate the child's immature gonads and secrete too much progesterone. Yes, it is the substance we used for experiments. Then the excess progesterone will make the body think you have a baby.
It starts to absorb nutrients crazily, but because you don’t have a baby, no matter how much you absorb it, it won’t be born, so this process will continue indefinitely, and eventually it will grow into a very, very, very fat big fat mound.” Chang Ke.
Qing nodded seriously as she spoke and handed over the wine glass, "Of course, if you want to become a heavyweight judo, discus, or weightlifter, you should start drinking now."
"Hmm..." Lin Moming trembled with fright, "Let me put it this way... when I was in Magnesium Country, those fat people on the street were so fat... that they were as fat as a dozen or so people my age. They were all
Is it because you drank when you were a kid?"
"certainly."
"Don't bully me for not understanding...I'll ask others." Lin Moming then turned to look at Li Zheng, "Is this what Sister Keqing said?"
It's a ghost!
But for the sake of the children.
"Hmm... pretty much the same." Li Zheng raised his glass and took a sip. "Adults' organs and gonads have matured, so there is no such problem. But even then, you can't drink too much. If you drink too much, you will develop...
Don’t miss that look.”
Mo Nian was named inexplicably, and his face became grim.
But seeing Lin Moming's curious eyes, she still shook her head: "The worst thing is that my sister, who drank with me, now looks exactly like me and has more beard than me."
"Uh-huh..." Lin Moming was so frightened that she quickly pushed away the glass full of beer, picked up the fruit orange and poured herself a full glass, "Those of my classmates are so pitiful... I'd better wait until the weather is clear."
Sister, please drink when you are so mature..."
"Speaking of Ke Qing..." Li Zheng stood up immediately and looked at the table with respect. "This time, whether it is the research stage or the follow-up processing, Ke Qing has done the most and contributed the most. It is my honor to know you. I will express my gratitude to you."
You study more."
Chang Keqing was about to push the wine glass to someone else, but seeing this, she suddenly froze in place.
Come again!
It suddenly became sluggish!
No wonder I have to call my girlfriend...
Is it all just to get me drunk...
No, I'm not that kind of person!
After Chang Keqing's fierce psychological struggle, she just pushed the wine glass to Wu Shu next to her and said with a completely stiff face: "I know."
The atmosphere was a little cold for a while.
However, everyone also understands that Chang Keqing, as expected, still has to maintain the image of a cold and aloof senior despite being in this situation.
Wu Shu quickly took the cup, swayed it and smiled at Li Zheng: "I drink, I drink, I'm sorry. I didn't understand the situation with the teacher today."
"Do not blame you……"
As soon as Li Zheng raised his hand, before he could stop him, he saw Wu Shu finish the drink in one gulp and arrogantly turned the cup upside down without losing a drop, so Li Zheng had to drink it in one gulp.
At the same time, Ou Xingzhuo next to Wu Shu looked very worried.
"You...you drink less..."
"Haha, I'm so happy!" Wu Shu said and took another wine bottle and opened it.
"Why are you so happy..." Ou Xingzhuo raised his hand to stop him.
"Oh, you don't know. Li Zheng made me realize the true identity of my mentor, and I will continue to teach myself without a teacher from now on." Wu Shu said and slapped Ou Xingzhuo away, "If you don't drink, why are you causing trouble?"
"Bang..." Ou Xingzhuo said with a sullen expression, "Drink you to death!"
Others were secretly frightened when they watched their bickering. Was something reversed?
The most stunned person was Shi Yang. After drinking a few drinks with Tu Yikou, he entered a state of madness and asked directly: "Are you two on good terms? Li Zheng and Lin Yujing are almost holding their children..."
Suddenly, the atmosphere became awkward.
Wu Shu was okay, he just blew his bangs and shook his head.
Ou Xingzhuo suppressed his blush and complained to Shi Yang: "It's just you...and you're talking about others..."
"I'm so popular." Shi Yang shook his cup and sighed, "Sometimes I also think, how about... let's make do with Yiyun, I'll do it as soon as I open my mouth."
Upon hearing this, Wu Shu, Ou Xingzhuo, and Li Zheng said "Bah!" at the same time.
"What, you don't believe it?" Shi Yang glared, this was so awesome, he picked up the phone and wanted to send a WeChat message.
"No, no, no!" Mo Nian hurriedly stopped him, "Don't call girls after drinking."
However, it was too late, Shi Yangfeng launched WeChat on his mobile phone.
"Yiyun, are you free tonight? The first author of "Sce" invites you to come out."
Shen Yiyun seemed to be very idle and came back in an instant, while Shi Yang also turned on the amplifier arrogantly.
"Have you drunk too much? You idiot."
"Why are you talking so much?" Shi Yang replied in a manly manner, "I'm just asking you if you can get out."
Shen Yiyun: "It's impossible Shi Yang. All the girls in the School of Chemistry, as well as doctors and graduate students, have already sentenced you to death. Listen to my sister's advice, and you may have a better chance of pretending to be mute when facing girls in the future."
"…………"
Bang, Shi Yang's cell phone fell to the ground.
He looked at Li Zheng with an aggrieved face: "Why... I thought the first author of "Sce" would be very sexy... After all this, girls still don't recognize me..."
"Think on the bright side." Li Zheng comforted, "She only talked about the problem with your mouth. Maybe your face can be saved."
"Yeah." Wu Shu raised his glass and nodded, "You are quite cute even if you don't speak. The aunts should like you very much."
"I don't want an aunt, I want a sister."
"Uh..." Wu Shu patted Chang Keqing, "What do you think..."
Chang Keqing looked Shi Yang up and down and said nothing, but just sighed, very sincerely.
"I...I'm going to the bathroom..." Shi Yang wiped his eyes, grabbed his phone and stood up, "I...I can wait...as long as Yiyun gets fatter, and gets fatter...as long as she waits until she is enough Fat... Then she has no choice but me."
After saying that, he ran to the bathroom.
Although his logic is a bit strange...but there is a trace of rationality in it.
Just like waiting for the rabbit, waiting for the fat to be fat seems to be a kind of spiritual sustenance in despair.
After Shi Yang left, the scene returned to excitement. When the atmosphere was about the same, Li Zheng came up with the idea of inviting Wu Shu and Ou Xingzhuo to join the Margin of Science.
Naturally, everyone welcomed it unanimously. The combination of physics queen + ace network administrator just made up for the shortcomings of the lineup.
Wu Shu had just abandoned his mentor and was happy to come.
Ou Xingzhuo thought about having more time to spend with Wu Shu, so he reluctantly accepted it.
Li Zheng immediately took advantage of the situation and set a schedule for the Science Marginal Group's activities every two weeks. They can do anything. The focus is on discussion and learning. Each of them will introduce the progress in the field they are familiar with. Of course, if you have ideas, you can also put them forward and work on them together.
By the time Shi Yang came back, everyone was already full of food and drinks, clamoring to find a place to hold the first meeting and look for the next topic.
Although Shi Yang was short on wine and food, he was surprisingly not greedy. He urged Li Zheng to pay the bill quickly, and then he and others rushed out of the hot pot restaurant.
To be continued...