340 Retaliation(1/3)
At night, after finishing family reconciliation, Li Zheng did not continue studying.
Just like an elite tauren, he can never turn back into a pure love warrior.
Li Zheng, who was accustomed to immersing himself in knowledge at a hundred times speed, was no longer the simple young man.
So, he chose to sit at the table and deal with trivial matters.
First, contact Jida to formally confirm the major you are enrolling in.
It's nine o'clock, which is not the working time of Ji University's Admissions Office and Academic Affairs Office.
But don’t forget, if you study well, you can do whatever you want.
Even among the elite Jida, Li Zheng is one of the VIPs and has 24-hour dedicated customer service for official delivery.
That is Teacher Huang Ying.
When it comes to choosing a major, you still need to sign a written document. Although it can be completed by express delivery, Huang Ying still suggested that Li Zheng come to the school. Considering Li Zheng's special status, she hoped that Li Zheng would communicate with the leaders of Yingpei College.
Meet with me and learn more about it before making a final decision.
Of course young Li Zheng agreed.
At this time, he didn't know that the adult world was very dangerous.
As for what kind of tricks are hidden here, he will soon know.
Now that Ji Da's itinerary has been confirmed, his second task is to handle some necessary social interactions and complete Teacher Tang's personal instructions.
To this end, he contacted Qifan and Du Songtao respectively.
He personally does not recommend choosing this kind of person as your spouse, but who knows what the teacher is like.
So, at nine o'clock, Xie Qifen and Du Songtao received a strange WeChat message one after another.
[Li Zheng: Have you ever been married? 】
To resolve the dispute:
[It didn’t happen in the past, it won’t happen now, and it won’t happen in the future. There is something about returning to the wind.]
Du Songtao replied:
【No comment.】
Li Zheng posted again:
【I have a young and beautiful female teacher, please let me introduce you to someone like her.】
When he posted this, he felt guilty, as if he was a scumbag looking for a spare tire...
To resolve the dispute:
【How beautiful is it?】
Du Songtao replied:
[Not interested, there is another experiment here, I will report back tomorrow if there is any news. 】
Okay, now there is only one tire left, but it needs to be taken good care of.
[Li Zheng: She is very beautiful, but she has a small flaw. 】
[Resolving the dispute: But it doesn’t hurt to say it.]
[Li Zheng: Suddenly I remembered a little knowledge about physiology. Teacher Xie, did you know that the bacterial reproduction rate of male feet is 400%, while the bacterial reproduction rate of female feet is 2300%. From this perspective, female feet
It smells six times worse than men, haha.】
[To resolve the dispute: I don’t care whether it smells bad or not, I’m more concerned about how you knew it (raised eyebrows)]
[Li Zheng: Then I sent her your photo? 】
[Resolving the dispute: I said I won’t get married.]
[Li Zheng: It’s okay, bye. 】
[Resolving the dispute: Have you chosen your major?]
[Li Zheng: Come on Yingpei, go sign tomorrow.]
[Resolving the dispute: Yingpei? Come over tomorrow? Why didn’t you tell me about such a big thing!]
[Li Zheng: It was just confirmed. 】
[Resolving the dispute: Do you know that Yingpei is a mentorship system? 】
[Li Zheng: I don’t know.]
[To clear up the confusion: Silly boy, when Yingpei students enroll, the school will directly assign tutors, who will guide you in course selection and study direction. 】
[Li Zheng: Oh.]
[Explanation: Oh, guy, for someone of your level, you should obviously choose a tutor. Isn’t it a waste of time for the college to assign you 250 yuan? Even though Ji University is very famous, 80% of the teachers are 250 yuan, so you have to advance
Get in touch.]
[Li Zheng: That’s up to you. 】
Li Zheng waited for a long time, but Jie Qifen did not reply.
In the end, Li Zheng couldn't hold it in any longer.
[Li Zheng: Do you have no time...]
[Resolving the dispute: No...just...]
[Li Zheng: Could it be that... no one has chosen you as a mentor in this life, so you are moved? 】
[Explanation: It’s a bit sentimental. It would be great if Gui Jianfeng chose this way, but it’s a pity that it’s you.]
[Li Zheng: Returning to Jianfeng is not as simple as you think, and it is not something that ordinary people can withstand. 】
[Explanation: Okay, let’s talk about your business. Thank you very much for choosing me, but this is completely meaningless. I can help you, whether as your mentor or not, so you don’t need to choose me.]
[Li Zheng: Why can’t I understand... Didn’t the tutor guide me in my studies? You will devote all your efforts to guide me in my studies in the future, shouldn’t you be my tutor? 】
[Resolving the dispute: No, no, no, you don’t know anything...just call me.]
Soon, the phone call came, and they started chatting with each other.
"Don't you like to play martial arts jokes?"
"To paraphrase it, is it as simple as you becoming a disciple and joining a sect to simply learn martial arts?"
"No, martial arts training is just superficial. It's basically a connection of interests."
"The sect will give you resources, and if you work for the sect, you will grow up in the future and become a part of the sect's order."
"The same goes for tutors. The so-called good tutor is not the tutor who is best at guiding you in your studies, but the tutor with the most resources at hand."
"He has many projects and connections that can benefit you and train you. In the future, if you put his name on your paper, others will recognize you."
"To sum up, when choosing a tutor, the first thing to consider is resources, followed by academic level, and third by reputation, that is, moral level."
"So, if you are willing to choose me, I thank you, but please don't choose me. I don't have any hair, not even a professor."
Li Zheng thought for a long time before asking: "This is not what you said. I don't know you like this..."
"It doesn't matter what I do, the key is not to delay you." Jie Qifeng said solemnly, "Don't worry, I will definitely help you if you need it in the future. I recognize you as a student in my heart, and you recognize me as a teacher in your heart. That's enough."
.But if you want to start well and go smoothly, you must have someone with status."
"You won't accept me?" Li Zheng asked.
"Why are you so stubborn!" Jie Qifen cursed anxiously, "Then let me put it this way, we are intimate lovers, and you and your future mentor will be superficially married. Is that okay?"
"Don't be like this, Teacher Xie, I am a person with a strong sense of morality..."
"Oh, I haven't stepped into any pitfalls, how can I make you suffer?" Xie Qi cursed, "In all subjects except mathematics, without resources, no matter how many ideas you have, you can't make progress. As for mathematics, let me put it bluntly,
Only when you have learned the truth can you be qualified to work behind closed doors."
"It is precisely because your evaluation is so accurate that I want to become my teacher."
"Why are you not done yet... In this case, come to me tomorrow... around 11 o'clock, and I will tell you in detail."
"No, the teacher from the admissions office will take me to Yingpei to discuss it in detail."
"They know nothing about scientific research. That's it. See you tomorrow."
Jie Qifen hurriedly hung up the phone without giving Li Zheng a chance to beep.
Li Zheng put down the phone. The more he thought about it, the more he couldn't understand it.
It's rare to have a choice. Shouldn't this be a matter of coincidence?
The key is that Qifan is also a casual person, shouldn't it be double happiness to fool around together.
He understands the concept of an intimate lover and an superficial couple.
I just don't understand it a bit.
While hesitating, Li Zheng knocked on the door of his parents' bedroom.
To be continued...