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325 You are dead(2/2)

"I suck harder."

"You are so sour and happy."

Lin Yujing waved her hands quickly: "No, this really doesn't exist."

"Don't pay attention to these details." Li Zheng laughed and said, "You are using the topic to force me to be humble. This is Zhang Xiaoke's lazy behavior. Don't lower yourself to that level."

As Li Zheng spoke, he suddenly leaned forward and lifted Lin Yujing's chin.

"After all, you are the one I like."

"..." Lin Yujing's brain suddenly short-circuited again.

Entered into a state of stupid drooling.

Abba Abba Abba.

have to say.

Although Lin Yujing tried to act like a dog.

But Li Zheng is not a gentleman either.

This sudden behavior of handsome men and women taking advantage of women's natural weaknesses is by no means an honest game.

But the shameless thing about Li Zheng is that he was just expressing his views normally, without realizing how despicable his behavior was.

After all, the person who bears this handsome face is Lin Yujing, not himself.

After confirming that Lin Yujing did not resist, Li Zheng said softly: "So, I hope that this boring cycle of 'angry → coaxing' will not happen between us, and we can continue this relationship with restraint and grace."

Abba Abba…

"If you don't speak, you agree."

Abba Abba…

"The saliva is already flowing on my hands."

"Well!" Lin Yujing woke up suddenly, covered her mouth and turned around at the speed of light, "Can you please stop being like this all of a sudden..."

"Isn't this something that often happens between boyfriends and girlfriends?" Li Zheng withdrew his hand and was reluctant to wipe it. He just said, "Since the 'angry → coax' move is prohibited, there is no problem between us now.

Yes, right?"

"What move? What's okay?"

"Hey, hey, hey, it's so boring if you don't keep your words."

"But I didn't listen at all."

"Mao, you heard everything." Li Zheng raised his hand high, "These saliva are the best testimony."

"..." Lin Yujing scratched her head again, "Okay, okay... Let's do this for now..."

"Can we hold hands now?" Li Zheng carefully cupped his right hand and stretched out his left hand symbolically. "We've been here for so long and we haven't even been to the launch tower yet. How about this being the third date?"

"the fourth time."

"Don't challenge my memory." Li Zheng smiled and became familiar with it, "The first time was to see the Wandering Planet, the second time was when I came to Wenhai during the summer vacation, and the following is the third time."

"..." Lin Yujing's mood finally relaxed a little, "It just so happens that I also want to go see the tower..."

"Then let's go quickly, it will get dark if we wait any longer." Li Zheng stood up and stretched out the hand without saliva.

Lin Yujing squinted her eyes and thought for a moment, then sneered: "It's okay to hold hands, but since you banned one of my moves, I will also ban yours."

"Ha." Li Zheng sat down again, "I knew you wouldn't let it go like this, so tell me."

Lin Yujing immediately raised her hand: "Don't bully me while you're in physical contact or talking disgusting words."

"What exactly is bullying?"

"Just... take the opportunity to make me agree to something that I would never normally agree to."

"Like just now?"

"Um."

"Okay, let's ban each other." Li Zheng said and stood up again.

"It's not over yet." Lin Yujing shook her head and said, "It is conceivable that there will only be more and more mutual bans like this in the future. Can you imagine the final result?"

"Hmm..." Li Zheng thought seriously.

If all the unreasonable and unfair ways of getting along between men and women were banned...

It seems... something is not good...

"Imagine a simple scene." Lin Yujing gestured beside her, "For example, if we go out for dinner on a date at night, I want to eat grilled fish, and you want to eat fried chicken. What will happen next?"

"Let's try it..." Li Zheng cleared his throat and said, "Barbecue contains a large amount of polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons, which are the most risky carcinogenic compounds. It can be said to be a very unhealthy option."

"Huh! Fallacy." Lin Yujing said without thinking, "The Northeast region is the region where barbecue is eaten most frequently in my country. The average life span of the three northeastern provinces is higher than the national average. Barbecue will not cause the harm to human health that you have. The effect mentioned above. On the contrary, fried foods are more likely to cause a series of chronic diseases due to their excessive calories."

"It doesn't matter once, as long as the frequency is maintained appropriately, oil is a good supplement to the calories required by the body." Li Zheng retorted, "We might as well put aside the health perspective first. From a life experience point of view, a heavy-flavored diet such as grilled fish is only

This will cause the threshold of taste excitement to become higher and higher, and the pursuit of spicy food will eventually lead to a collapse of appetite. Relatively speaking, fried chicken is more restrained, and we need to control our food tastes within a healthy range.

Only in this way can you enjoy long-lasting happiness.”

"I agree with you, so we can choose the relatively refreshing grilled fish with black bean sauce."

"This is a good idea, but the black bean sauce is not refreshing. I would rather eat Chicken McNuggets without the sauce."

"Then we might as well change the perspective. Our dietary choices will eventually affect the catering and raw material markets. From the perspective of environmental protection, fish farming..."

"Stop talking, stop talking!" Li Zheng raised his hand with a grimace, "I was wrong, I won't do the forbidden moves anymore... You'd better just stamp your feet and get angry, let's go and eat grilled fish...

"

"I am also responsible..." Lin Yujing also lowered his head bitterly, "If you think about it carefully, the ban on moves is just a symptom. The reason why things developed like this... should be who is on top..."

"Yeah..." Li Zheng sighed, "As long as the war continues... this kind of thing will never stop..."

"How about..." Lin Yujing probed tentatively, "Take turns?"

"Oh?" Li Zheng glared.

Take turns being the one in charge!

You have a good day and I have a good day!

Wonderful!

"I mentioned it, I want to experience it first." Lin Yujing chuckled, opened her mouth and yelled an order, "Quick, please coax people!"

"No, this is unfair." Li Zheng thought for a while and said, "We should follow tradition and make the final decision based on academic ability. Wait a moment, I will ask Zhou Chenglong for a written test question."

"No!!!" Lin Yujing panicked and grabbed Li Zheng's arm, "You can't find a field in which a person has obvious advantages. You need to take an ability test instead of a question test."

"Then what do you think we should do..."

"Well..." Lin Yujing pouted and pondered for a moment, then suddenly inspired, she raised her hand and said, "Find an independent third party to come up with a question and come up with an area that we all agree on."

"Agree." Li Zheng smiled slightly and agreed immediately.

Lin Yujing.

You are already dead.

I learn the magic way to span the six realms and unify the eight wastelands.

Today you can't defeat me in aerospace, and tomorrow you won't be able to defeat me in shipping.

Feel sorry.

The moment you choose academic ability, you also choose death.

You, the inferior, the concubine of the family, Li Linshi, Lin Xiandi, the youngest daughter-in-law, Lin Yujing, have already lost.

I, the superior, the head of the family, the light of the Li family, the bully, the man, Li Zheng, will not give you any chance again.

Thinking about how Lin Yujing would grovel and warm the bed and fold the quilt in the future.

It’s really a bit cute!

Especially the way he kneels down on the bed is pleasing to the eye, and is much cuter than sleeping on his stomach.
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