On New Year's Eve, Li Zheng's home was still as silent as usual.

The one who should move the knife, the one who should go on a business trip, and the one who should learn.

From an outsider's perspective, the situation of this family seems to be a bit miserable.

If anyone has this idea, they can only say that they don’t understand this family.

This family of three does not need to celebrate the New Year.

In their eyes, even the meaning of "year" itself is wasted.

In the long river of time, the so-called New Year's Eve has no special meaning, it has no change from every moment before, and it is no different from every moment afterward.

It is only because people have made it mandatory to turn the Gregorian calendar into the moment that people have put their long-cherished wish to carry on the past and open up the future.

However, this family does not need to rely on such festivals to support themselves.

Every day, I examine myself three times.

Every day, looking forward to the future,

Of course, when the interest comes, it is always OK to have a word from Tieba.

[Today I have a rare rest. After you left, I went to the market for my father to buy a sea bass. I wanted to accompany green peppers, cucumbers, tofu and pineapple eggs, make some special dishes, open a pot of small wine that I wouldn't want to drink on weekdays, and drink with you on New Year's Eve.]

【However, thinking about 2019, I can’t be interested in being a father.】

[No World Cup, no European Cup, and no Olympics.]

[What is the use of a singular year? It is better to delete it from the Gregorian calendar.]

[I thought about it for my father, just when I was about to lift the fish and scrape the scales.]

【The news is coming】

[The old leader of the leader of the father of the leader, was admitted to the hospital after a sudden illness.]

【Alas!】

【Ben Parker said: with great powers greatresponsibility】

[There are many swordsmen, but Yi, there is only one.]

[If you leave for your father, you can eat it yourself.]

[Also, you have become an adult and your golden sentences are reborn. From now on, you will be negative energy golden sentences, helping you to enter society.]

【Mark Twain: The only way to stay healthy is to eat something you don’t want to eat, drink something you don’t want to drink, and do something you don’t want to do.】

【As a doctor, I agree with him very much.】

【Li Yi】

【.】

Li Zheng replied

【Hey, my dear dad.】

[I just want to say that your ancient Chinese level is as awkward as a lawyer who attends a masquerade.]

【I mean, if you disgus me with ancient Chinese and other things, then sorry, I will definitely give you some colors.】

[I bet that when you see this message, you will definitely rush into the room and kick me in the butt.]

[That's it, please, for God's sake, don't use this kind of accent again in the future.]

【Start now I will speak well…】

【2019 is very fulfilling, including physics competitions, biology competitions, information competitions and mathematics competitions, and...】

[Please don't post this kind of "golden sentence".]

[I know you are reluctant to let the post bar cool down. Some or not, but...]

[There is no eternal royal power, Comrade Li Yi.]

【Li Zheng】

【.】

Indeed, the current post bar is a bit in the form.

For example, as soon as Li Zheng finished replying, he sent a WeChat message to Lao Li.

[Li Zheng: When will I go home?]

[Li Yi: It's before eight o'clock.]

[Li Zheng: Then I will help you process the fish and vegetables, and you will come back to the pot.]

【Li Yi:mua!】

After putting down the phone, Li Zheng finished taking a shower and changing clothes, sat in front of the desk as usual, and rarely turned on the computer.

There is no way, this unparalleled task is more complicated than before. [Old programmer] needs to choose which three programming languages ​​to master.

This matter has exceeded Li Zheng's understanding, so he had to search for information.

To be popular, it seems to be the most orthodox choice.

To master these, you must be an old programmer.

But in order to ensure safety, Li Zheng chose to consult the boss he knew.

A few minutes later.

"What? What's your problem? Do you want to discuss this when writing an essay?" Ou Xingzhuo was very uneasy on the phone, "Do you say it again?"

Li Zheng coughed and said, "If I get a programmer's magic lamp, wipe it, and the soul of an old programmer pops up inside, telling me that I can teach me three programming languages ​​in an instant, how should I choose?"

“…Aren’t you preparing for a physics competition?”

"I am writing a New Year's Eve composition, the title is "My Wishes", which assumes an environment where I get the magic lamp of a programmer."

"Uh... Stop making trouble. If you are a novice, start with C. This is the same person who is tested in the information competition. Learn this thoroughly first and then consider something else."

"I didn't ask how newbies should learn, I was asking how to answer the soul of old programmers."

"You're so bad..."

"Help, don't waste the good intentions of old programmers."

"... Then I think about it... Assuming that I can instantly master three computer languages ​​when I can't do anything...

If I choose it, I will probably classify and assign values ​​based on the application direction, difficulty, difference and other attributes of the language, and then make a table to score each language, finally calculate the learning cost, and comprehensively evaluate...

After saying this, it suddenly became interesting.

Wait, I'll make a scoring model...

Don't hang up..."

Time passed by minute by minute, and Li Zheng regretted it a little.

Just ask an old programmer on Zhihu. Asking this nitpicking person will only complicate the problem.

One hour later...

"I decided!" Ou Xingzhuo was so excited that he seemed to have really obtained the programmer magic lamp, "a."

"Wait...you said slower, how can you fight?" Li Zheng was panicked.

So Ou Xingzhuo said it again in a slow manner and finally added: "Don't ask why."

"Why?"

"Wait... I'll try to explain it in words you can understand." Ou Xingzhuo pondered for a long time before saying, "C is an absolute classic, and it's actually difficult to master. After you get this done, you can learn Python and other things in minutes; haskell is another set of ideas, pure functional programming language, or simply say, this is simply a math language. Playing haskell will feel like doing super difficult math problems, and it's the highest-end; in the end, sala is not necessary, it's purely to complement the first two, and it's still difficult."

“haskell…sounds wonderful.”

"Well, it can be said to be the best, but it is not widely used. After all, most people have to consider it. It is really hard to learn this without getting 140 in mathematics."

"Okay, thank you, I know how to write an essay."

"...Damn, what am I doing this one hour? I'm dead!"

"Wait, there's a small request."

"What?"

"Can you send me a copy of the latest development manual for these three languages?"

"Download it yourself."

“Help…”

"Hang it."

"In this way, I'll give you three old jokes, so I can definitely make Wu Shu unable to straighten his back."

“…”

“5?”
To be continued...