Chapter 327: Attracting the Phoenix
My nephew looked at me with dead eyes, and the bone spurs with tiger heads were hanging down on my shoes. I wanted to urinate so much that I almost peeed out of fear. It became more and more terrifying, and it even appeared on the soles of my feet.
"Uncle, mom, you should go home! Otherwise, let me kill you!" My nephew got angry and held on to my trousers.
I pushed my trousers up hard, and this time my nephew let go and smiled gloomily. I pushed too hard and took a few steps back, bumping into Dai Mei's arms.
"Who?" Mrs. Qi turned her head and glanced at her nephew with disgust.
"Uncle, mom, you should go home! Otherwise, let me kill you!" the nephew repeated again.
Now Mrs. Qi was very angry. She glared at me. It seemed that she had misunderstood the relationship between me and Zhou Xuan. When it was time to go home, Mrs. Qi misinterpreted it and directly changed it to saying that she wanted to go home with Zhou Xuan or something.
A group of ghosts and the corpse king all looked at me. Even Zuo Chen couldn't help but laugh strangely. He couldn't hold back his voice, and everyone looked understanding.
"Zhou Xuan is my cousin!" I got angry and glared back at these guys, but in the end I changed my expression to one of understanding.
I suddenly jumped into the Yellow River and couldn't wash my mind. These ghost generals and corpse kings all died in ancient times. In my opinion, my cousin can also be married. No wonder they all have such expressions.
"What kind of monster!" Zheng Qingling was angry for me, waved her fist and jumped down: "How dare you kill uncle!"
"Mom, if my uncle doesn't come home, he will be killed! What kind of monster are you?" The nephew shook his head angrily, waved the bone spurs, and shouted loudly.
Zheng Qingling broke away from Mrs. Qi's arms and jumped to the ground. Boom! A moment later, she was in front of her nephew like an arrow. The speed was so fast that even I was surprised.
boom!
Zheng Qingling knocked his nephew away with one punch!
Half of my nephew's body was still on the ground. He was hit by this punch and was knocked out seven or eight meters like a plow!
When the smoke dissipated, the nephew rushed over with a bone spur in his hand and stabbed Zheng Qingling!
Boom, boom, boom!
Like the sound of hitting an iron sheet, Zheng Qingling had already punched several times in a row. Although his nephew was fast, he seemed to be no match for Zheng Qingling, and he was actually knocked away again.
I don’t know how King Mu raised her, but this girl is extremely powerful. In terms of punching speed and strength, she is more than one step ahead of her nephew.
Zheng Qingling held a bracelet of Buddha beads in her hand. Her whole body was shining with golden light, like the reincarnation of Vajra Fuhu.
The nephew suffered a disaster this time. He couldn't defeat Zheng Qingling at all. He was so angry that he said, "I'm going to kill you!"
"Stinky monster! If you dare to bully uncle, watch me beat you!" Zheng Qingling said softly, this time it was her turn to attack!
With a swish, Zheng Qingling quickly arrived in front of her nephew. She retracted her fist, and suddenly a ball of golden light was pulled back by her, and then it was suddenly blasted out! She used all her skills.
The nephew was so frightened that he immediately burrowed into the ground!
Boom!
Zheng Qingling hit the ground with one punch. I only felt the ground shake. This time, the ground cracked open due to her!
My nephew was dizzy in the ground. Half of his body was still in the ground, but he actually wanted to move to my position. Did he want to assassinate me?
Zheng Qingling jumped into the pit and dragged her nephew out. The nephew did not resist for a while and seemed to be still dazed.
"Uncle, exchange for candy." Zheng Qingling carried her nephew like a rabbit to thank me.
Although they are the same age, she is indeed the taller nephew.
I took a pack of lollipops and gave them to her: "Qing Ling, even if you don't catch him, I will give you candy."
"Oh!" Zheng Qingling smiled and exchanged her nephew for candy with me, and went to her mother, Mrs. Qi.
I shook my head. I really didn't know what to tie my nephew with. I glanced at Zuo Chen, who immediately winked at the passing ghost.
The ghost officer tied up his nephew with a red chain.
"Tie it firmly!" Zhou Xuan actually asked his nephew to threaten me. If it weren't for Zheng Qingling, the King of Vajra Corpses, I would have been convinced.
I can't help but feel lucky to have a steward like Dai Mei beside me, who can decisively lead the corpse kings to follow Zhou Xuan's army. Otherwise, this situation would have been irreversible.
I carried my chubby nephew and followed Mrs. Qi and Zuo Chen into the Chenghuang Mansion.
Mrs. Qi was not polite and went directly to the table. Zuo Chen did not dare to have any objections. There were more than a dozen corpse kings, and he was just a ghost king, so he had no right to say anything.
"Pull Qin Bao up. If you can, then take him. If you can't, then he will be punished?" I reminded Zuo Chen.
Zuo Chentou asked the ghost general to bring Qin Bao from the Purple Emperor Gate up.
When Qin Bao came up, his face was pale. Although he was at the level of a ghost king, his strength was not very strong now. He had just become a ghost, and his mood was even worse.
"Qin Bao, you are dead, are you willing to work with me?" Zuo Chen got straight to the point.
"I...I want to go back to the Purple Emperor Sect! No matter what you want to do, if you dare to arrest my soul and offend our Purple Emperor Sect, you are dead!" Qin Bao's mind is not clear yet, and he probably thought I was trying to scare him.
his.
"Xia Yitian, what did this ghost do?" Mrs. Qi looked like she was dozing off.
"Insulting young girls up there and tricking them into sleeping with each other is just like having sex, right? Qin Bao, by the way, lies will have to pass through the mirror of evil, and the truth will be revealed when the time comes..." With Mrs. Qi, I started to turn around
Ask Qin Bao first.
Qin Bao originally wanted to deny it, but in the end, he gritted his teeth and acquiesced.
Upon hearing this, Mrs. Qi was so angry that she slapped the armrest of the chair and stared at me: "Humph! These people who deceive women are like a mountain of hobs! Get out of the pan! Let's roll a mountain of knives first this time! What do you think? Xia Yitian
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The mountain of hobs is the mountain of hobs. Why are you glaring at me? As soon as I thought about it, my heart burst into tears. Madam Qi was insinuating that it was me!
A group of ghosts glanced at Zuo Chen, who scratched his hair and shook his head helplessly. The ghosts immediately brought a green knife mountain bed from nowhere.
Qin Bao was so frightened that he hurriedly said: "Queen! I plead guilty! I plead guilty! Don't go to jail!"
"You can't even plead guilty! You still want to talk nonsense! Huh! I'll be sentenced!" Mrs. Qi waved her sleeves and agreed to be sentenced.
Knowing that conquering Qin Bao would definitely require some punishment, Zuo Chen certainly had no objection.
At this moment, Qin Bao was lifted up on two sticks like a pig, and rolled up on the bed of knives. This howl like a pig being killed made me swallow my saliva.
Qin Bao, a coward, was always bullying the weak and afraid of the strong. While being tortured, he begged his grandfather to sue his grandma, but when he met Mrs. Qi, it would really bring disaster to his family.
Afterwards, Zuo Chen was all talking softly, but Mrs. Qi still didn't let it go. Finally, when the hot oil pan was put under the oil pan, Qin Bao's soul was smoking, and it was about to disappear before Mrs. Qi gave up.
However, one played a white face and the other played a bad face. This double act was performed well. Qin Bao had to escape to heaven. He immediately expressed his gratitude to Zuo Chen. Finally, Zuo Chen cast a curse on Qin Bao and took him back.
under his command.
Mrs. Qi did not dare to overdo it. She gave me a resentful look and borrowed the manor of Chenghuang Mansion to rest.
Zuo Chen and I were left, as well as my nephew who struggled and screamed after waking up.
"Nephew, don't make trouble. I will send you back to your mother in a moment." I asked the ghost messenger to pull him down.
"Uncle bullied me!" the nephew cried, but I really love and hate this nephew now. I really don't know what Zhou Xuan and her son want to do this time.
I saw him crying hard, so I took a lollipop and stuffed it into his mouth. This made my nephew's eyes widen. He had never eaten anything like this before. He thought it was delicious, so he bit it.
"One day in the summer, go to the tea room of my residence and chat. Not only you, I also have many things to ask you." Zuo Chen suggested.
Mrs. Qi and Dai Mei also went to the mansion, but since it was a tea room, they wouldn't be disturbed.
The furnishings in the tearoom are quite exquisite and show the demeanor of a celebrity.
"How did that guy Wei Ziling escape? His life is pretty good." Zuo Chen said with a smile.
We are all one of the few people who survived in Yinfeng Town, and we can be regarded as brothers in distress.
I didn't have anything to hide, so I went over all the things I had talked about with Wei Ziling before. Zuo Chen sighed and felt funny about the fate of his and Wei Ziling's two opponents, because in the end they all became city gods together and served as underworld officials.
Later, the matter of Dai Mei came up again, and Zuo Chen looked very interested and made fun of me from time to time.
In fact, what Dai Mei has done has really helped me a lot. Even if Wei Ziling wants to take her back now, I won't give it to her. It's hard to find such a housekeeper.
"By the way, how much do you know about my ghost general Xijun? There is also something about my grandmother. I also want to know something. After all, I have to go to Yinfeng Town soon to open the coffin and rescue my grandmother." In the end, I still have it.
This led the matter to the Blood Cloud Coffin.
"God-swallowing ghost general?" Zuo Chen pondered for a moment: "I have known her for a long time. She already existed when I became the mayor of Yinfeng Town!"
I took a breath of air. I didn't expect Xijun to have existed since that time. So wouldn't her age be calculated as a hundred years old?
"In Yinfeng Town, a phoenix once came, hiding the lonely lotus and making me beg for mercy. From now on, I will be lonely and have company for the rest of my life. This is what my grandma wrote in her life notes. What do you know? There was a phoenix here. Isn't that right?
Xijun?" I took out my grandma's student homework book and opened one of the pages.
Zuo Chen smiled and said, "A phoenix came to Yinfeng Town. This is a story spread in Yinfeng Town, but it is not the origin of Xi Jun. The reason why Yinfeng Town was destroyed was because the phoenix attacked the town and was destroyed."
"Phoenix was destroyed?" I suddenly thought of the huge golden coffin. Could it be that the coffin hit the city and then sank into the underworld, forming a living formation?
"Yes, Yinfeng Town was actually not called Yinfeng Town originally. Instead, it became Yinfeng Town after attracting the Phoenix. Then I became the mayor of Yinfeng Town, and your God-Swallowing Ghost General was also around that time.
It just appeared." Zuo Chen drank tea and slowly recounted the past events.
Chapter completed!