Regarding the matter of immortality, many people do not understand the madness of Liyue people.

Including Sumeru people.

In order to study why the Liyue people are so obsessed with immortality, the Xumi people even developed a discipline for this purpose.

After several years of hard work and spending billions of moras, the causalists who studied this humanistic history came to a conclusion.

Fully fed.

This research result was even recorded in the thick book "Three Hundred Years of Sumeru in Detail".

It was not until "Odihua Sketches" became popular in recent years that this school of thought, which relied on Shiluo Podan College and regarded defense, language, and writing as the core and essence of the world, changed its research direction again.

According to their investigation, the Liyue people's pursuit of immortality can even be traced back to the time when Liyue City was not yet established. However, ordinary people at that time did not seek immortality for immortality, but only for food and peace.

But now everyone has enough to eat and enjoy peace under the blessing of the Seven Stars.

Then they began to chase the so-called immortality.

For the sake of the so-called immortal fate, they are even willing to go bankrupt and take some elixirs that even the alchemists themselves cannot understand, and die in the end.

There are also people who wander in the mountains and fields all day long, using the sky as their quilt and the earth as their bed, accompanying monsters every day just to catch a glimpse of the immortal face.

But even so, it is difficult for them to meet the immortals.

However, among the small group of immortal visitors in Liyue, there are still one or two gossip messages about encounters with immortals.

Usually someone is in a desperate situation somewhere, and at the critical moment, an ethereal white-haired fairy arrives to save the person from the fire and water.

After these stories were later listened to by storytellers, they were adapted into various jokes, but most of them were the kind of clichés that were so beautiful and intoxicating.

Perhaps in the eyes of modern people, this kind of passage is just like car accidents, cancer, and vegetative states in love dramas, making people have no desire to even take a look at it.

But in Liyue, not everyone likes to hear the story of King Yan killing everyone.

Some young girls and young men in their prime of life are more fond of this kind of romance story.

I even fantasize from time to time that I will meet the fairy king or fairy at the pool, peek or be peeked at the bath, and then live a life without shame.

Some people just think about it in their hearts and dare not actually blaspheme the immortal family.

But there are some people who are overly sexual and will really listen to the storyteller's rhetoric and choose to just go up the mountain to experience the illusory fairy fate.

For example, this sailor named Tide.

As a sailor who lives with the sea, he longs for the fairy in the mountains rather than the so-called fairy fate.

It seems as if the moon is covered by light clouds, and flutters like snow in the flowing wind.

Just listening to the words described by the storyteller, even his beloved Sisi no longer smelled so good.

So after listening to the story a few more times, he relied on the courage he had developed on the sea and quietly went to Jueyunjian. He wanted to direct and act in a drama about a beauty saving a "hero" just like the plot in the storyteller's story.

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In order to improve the success rate of encountering a fairy, he also deliberately counted the so-called desperate situations in the storyteller's story.

Including falling off a cliff, falling into water, encountering monsters on the road...and dozens more.

But Tide just wanted to see the beauty of the fairy, and didn't want to die in the wilderness.

After much thought, he chose a desperate situation that suited his profession as a sailor - falling into the water.

Anyway, he knew how to swim, so even if the immortal didn't appear in the end, he wouldn't have drowned.

After deliberately choosing a mountain spring where he would not drown himself, Chao Xiang took a deep breath.

"Forgive me, Cui'er, this is the last time. I just want to see the fairy. I have absolutely no other ideas."

Huh? Are you asking me if I wrote it wrong?

Just now she was Sisi, why has she become Tweety now?

Who knows, maybe after a while, the name of a third woman will pop out of his mouth.

Maybe it belongs to Inazuma, or maybe it belongs to Xumi.

Even if it's winter, it's not impossible.

After making up his mind, Tide Tide jumped into the waist-deep mountain spring water without hesitation, and began to imitate the appearance of drowning.

As a sailor, he has seen many people drown.

So even though Bai Luo was picky about his voice calling for help, he never belittled his performance when he was drowning.

But after more than ten minutes, there was no sign of the fairy coming around, which made him vaguely regret doing so.

The spring water in the mountains is different from the sea water in the sea.

Compared with sea water, mountain spring water is cooler. Even after soaking for more than ten minutes, the tide has already started to tremble.

A little longer...maybe I'll still get sick at night.

"How about we do this for today and come back tomorrow?"

Chao Xiang, whose voice was hoarse from shouting, looked around again, with a disappointed expression on his face.

It can only be said that he is overthinking.

Although storytellers often say that some people encounter immortals among the clouds, in fact, only a very small number of people who visit immortals encounter immortals.

Besides, what they meet may not necessarily be immortals.

For example, a blond foreigner accompanied by a little fairy will occasionally be regarded as a fairy.

After all, she often flies around in the clouds, and anyone who sees her will misunderstand her.

If he followed his method, he would probably not encounter immortals even if he stayed there for ten and a half days. Instead, he would encounter Qiuqiu people who occasionally come out to look for food.

Maybe the Qiuqiu people wouldn't think of eating him, but they would definitely take away his clothes and use them as firewood to burn him.

By then...I'm afraid he will have no choice but to run down the mountain naked to find Sisi, Cuicui, Jiaojiao or the like to cry to.

Just when he was about to give up, he seemed to hear something faintly.

It’s coming! It’s really coming!

After realizing that someone was approaching, Tide performed even harder, even letting himself sink to the bottom and drank several mouthfuls of cold spring water.

but......

"Whoa!"

After a commotion in the grass, what rushed out was not the fairy with a face like a silver plate and eyes like apricots that he had imagined.

He was a thug with big arms and round waist, and eyes like bells.

This Qiuqiu thug seemed to be being chased by someone. He threw the battle ax in his hand somewhere and jumped into the spring water in a hurry, causing a spray of water several meters high.

For a human being, the waist-deep water is only up to his knees, and it does not dissolve in the water.

"Help!"

This time, Tide's cry for help was much more standard, and the panic and despair were not adulterated at all.

Fortunately, he often works on the sea surface and is more flexible in the water than Qiu Qiu's thugs. After jumping out of the spring, he ran down the mountain in a hurry.

After Qiuqiu thugs noticed him, they seemed to be irritated and followed him with a roar.

Bai Luo, who was hiding in the grass and watching the whole process, had a sunny smile on his face.

But this smile was quickly interrupted by a cold voice.
Chapter completed!