Chapter 656 An interesting scene in the county government office(2/2)
"Hahahaha, you madman dare to speak wildly and threaten me? Do you think I will be afraid of your words? Just beat me!"
Xi Yu frowned slightly, his eyes sharpened.
"Sir, you have to think clearly. I am not talking nonsense." His expression was serious, without any fear.
The county magistrate's face turned red, the blue veins on his forehead swelled, and his teeth clattered, and he almost sweared: "You...you are so arrogant!"
Tuoba Yu sneered and said, "What he said is not bad at all. I hope you can calm down and don't act impulsively!"
The county magistrate glared at Tuoba Yu fiercely, his chest was fluctuating violently, and he was breathing heavily, as if trying to suppress his anger. After a while, a few words were squeezed out from his teeth: "Hmph, I want to hear what he said!"
At this moment, a crazy scream suddenly came from the door, and the sound was sharp and harsh, cutting through the originally tense atmosphere.
"Ahhhh..." Everyone looked at the sound and saw a woman who looked like a fat pig, twisting her fat body and walking quickly inside.
Her face was full of flesh and gasping, and the fat on her body kept shaking as she walked.
The county magistrate's face, which was originally angry, turned pale when he saw this woman, and his eyes were filled with horror, as if he had seen something extremely terrible.
His lips trembled slightly and he stammered, "Husband...Madam, why are you...you are here?"
The yamen runners were laughing one by one, their shoulders were shaking constantly, and their faces showed a look of watching the show.
One of the yamen runners muttered in a low voice: "Hehe, the county magistrate is going to be in trouble again."
Another yamen runner held back his laughter and nodded in response, "Yes, who told him to be so afraid of his wife?"
At this time, the county magistrate's wife was glaring and putting her hands on her hips, like a fierce and vicious door god, shouting loudly: "Good you dead ghost! What demon are you doing here!"
The county magistrate's face was full of distress, his brows were frowning tightly, and he complained in his heart: "Oh, why does my wife always look like this? She always makes trouble for me in public places. She really doesn't care about my face at all."
But he still stood up quickly and squeezed a flattering smile on his face.
The county magistrate's wife came to him like a gust of wind. Her fat hand suddenly twisted the county magistrate's ear, her eyes widened like a copper bell, and she asked loudly: "Tell me! Where did you go last night?"
The county magistrate grinned in pain, but still laughed with him and said flatteringly: "Oh, madam, be gentle, say something."
Xi Yu and Tuoba Yu looked at each other, and their eyes showed a look of surprise and amusing.
Xi Yu raised his lips slightly and said to Tuoba Yu in a low voice: "Hey, I really didn't expect to encounter such an interesting scene."
Tuoba Yu couldn't help but chuckled, nodded, and replied in a low voice: "Yes, this is really beyond our expectations."
The two of them stood aside and watched with great interest the farce between the county magistrate and his wife.
The county magistrate hurriedly laughed and explained anxiously: "Madam, I was really in the office last night. There are a few yamen runners who can testify!" He said while signaling the yamen runners with his eyes.
When the county magistrate's wife heard this, she was furious. She raised her hand and slapped the county magistrate several times, shouting angrily: "What's the matter in the dark? You are clearly deceiving me!"
Her face turned red with anger, and her eyes seemed to be about to spit out of fire.
Seeing this, a few yamen runners came out to testify.
One of the yamen runners hurriedly said, "Madam, what the county magistrate said is indeed the case. We did work with the adults last night."
The county magistrate's wife snorted coldly, swept over the yamen runners with a sharp look, and said coldly: "Hmph, you and the county magistrate are wearing pairs of pants, so you will naturally talk to him."
There was a hint of disdain on the corner of her mouth, and her eyes were full of suspicion and distrust.
The county magistrate covered his face with a grievance and said, "Madam, I am really wronged. What they said is the truth!"
"Shut up!" The county magistrate's wife shouted angrily again. The county magistrate was so scared that she quickly closed her mouth and did not dare to let out a strong anger.
The county magistrate's wife raised her eyebrows and pointed at the county magistrate and said angrily: "Go home quickly. After returning, you must think of your mistakes and kneel down for me!" She put her hands on her hips, looking arrogant.
The county magistrate looked embarrassed and hurriedly said, "Madam, there is still official business to deal with now."
After hearing this, the county magistrate's wife didn't say anything. She suddenly raised her hand and hit the county magistrate's neck.
"Ouch!" The county magistrate screamed, covering his neck, looking in pain.
"Hmph!" The county magistrate's wife snorted coldly.
The county magistrate had no choice but to nod, "Okay, okay, I'll go home, I'll go home now." Then he turned to the yamen runners and shouted, "Closing these two people for me first!"
The yamen runners responded in unison: "Yes, sir!" and walked towards Xi Yu and Tuoba Yu.
Tuoba Yu frowned slightly, blinked at Xi Yu quickly, his eyes full of anxiety, and he lowered his voice and said, "Hurry up and reveal your identity!"
Xi Yu looked relaxed, with a faint smile on the corner of his mouth, shrugged, and responded: "It doesn't matter, it's good to go to the prison first."
Chapter completed!