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Chapter 57 Farce(1/2)

"If you want to talk about this season, it's almost over yellow birds. The environmental damage in recent years has been too serious, the climate is abnormal, and the migration patterns of many migratory birds have changed. We can only try our luck in the mountains." Uncle Huang and Uncle Liu walked side by side on the gravel road in Zhengjia Village. Uncle Huang was holding a strange bird cage in his hand. In the bird cage, there was a small yellow bird. The bird cage was about two feet long and one and a half feet wide. However, the space where the yellow bird was located only accounts for one quarter of the cage. There were two on both sides of the cage.

The tent opened is on both sides, with many suzis and ears of grain inside. Under the tent is a small mechanism. This small mechanism is like a one-way door, with a small pendant underneath. If a bird presses on it, the small gate will be pressed down, sliding the bird into a small space below, and then the pendant exerts force, and the mechanism will close. The bird cannot be pushed open from the inside, and it will not be able to come out if it falls into the inside. The small space below brings a small door, and the bird caught is taken out from here.

This thing is called a rolling cage, and the little yellow bird is called a bird wanderer. The bird wanderer is used to attract similar people. The first choice is to be able to yell, and the sound is beautiful. When the sound attracts similar people, as long as the attracted bird eats the bait on the tent, it will fall, and the tent on the other side will open up, and the bird that falls into the trap will hit the mechanism below and then fall into the small space below.

"You are really a man, aren't you just a yellow bird? There are so many bird markets. If you want, buy one and have to go far away to catch it..." Mr. Liu was carrying a small cloth bag on his shoulder and complained with dissatisfaction.

"Aren't I hiding from Lao Li? That bastard always fiddled with his cat, and I was dizzy when I looked at it. Maybe I would move in a few days." Mr. Huang was angry when he mentioned Lao Li.

"Not a price, they are all old neighbors for decades. What can't be solved? Let me tell you, your family quickly raise a dog, there is a dog to keep it. Do you think their cat dare to go?" said Old Liu.

"I think so, but my wife is most afraid of dogs. If I keep a dog, it would be fine if she and I were anxious. The key is that I am afraid of scaring her out of the blue." Lao Huang said.

"What's there to be afraid of dogs?" Old Liu was puzzled.

"There is nothing to be afraid of. The key is that when she was a child, she asked the dog to bite her. From then on, she hid away when she saw the dog."

"I only heard that I was bitten by a snake once, and I was afraid of the rope for ten years. Today, I fell down and was bitten by a dog once, and I hid away for ten years." Old Liu smiled.

"You know, you didn't see her butt..." Lao Huang said, suddenly awakening. This involved his wife's privacy and quickly stopped talking.

"Oh oh oh, I didn't see it, I didn't see it..." Old Liu nodded with a smile.

The two of them walked around and arrived at the innermost part of Zhengjia Village, outside a small courtyard with a big willow tree at the door. An old lady heard an angry voice from inside: "The little puppy is not as good as me? You three are so adults, are you afraid of these little puppy? Just beat me, whoever dares to block the way, beat me to death..."

"What's going on?" Old Liu whispered.

"Who knows? Let's take a look."

The two old men stood on tiptoe and came to the outside of Yang Ming's yard, and looked in. They saw that in the spacious yard, an old lady and three young men were surrounded by a group of puppies. The old woman scolded the three young men in a frustrated manner, but the two old men could hear that the old woman was deliberately lowering her voice.

"Look at me, there are so many spots..." Old Liu exclaimed.

"What's the spotted dog? Look at the largest one, it looks like a bear!" Old Huang pointed at the bear and said.

"This is nothing. Look at how tacit the puppies cooperate? It's like a formation of troops. There are three reserve soldiers at the door." Old Liu pointed to the three hybrid dogs guarding the door.

"You said, who will win? Should we help?" Lao Huang said.

"Who are you helping? Or do you help the dog? These four people obviously hit the doorstep of their house." Old Liu still had some insight.

"Put it and persuade it, otherwise it will be troublesome if it really makes a fuss. These puppies will have to get rabies vaccine after taking a bite." Lao Huang said.

"You are quite enthusiastic. You won't fall in love with the old lady, right?" Old Liu smiled evilly.

"What are you fart? Can she compete with my wife?" Lao Huang glared at Lao Liu fiercely.

"Anyway, my butt is better than my sister-in-law..."

"If you say it, I will be anxious with you..." Old Huang's face turned dark.

So the two old men also entered the yard. Old Liu smiled and said, "I said, if there are any conflicts between neighbors, let the village committee mediate."

"Yes, yes, yes, this is someone else's house. Let's go back. They live in the same village. I don't know what to think of us when they come back." Zheng Dayong hurriedly persuaded Grandma Baoer in a low voice.

"Which group of you are from?" Grandma Baoer glared at Zheng Dayong, then looked at Lao Huang and Lao Liu, "Where did you come from? You're too busy with your care?"

"So my master is not at home? Let me tell you, sister, you are a private trespassing in a private house. If someone calls the police, the Public Security Bureau will have to arrest you." Lao Huang hopes to use the majesty of the law to mediate disputes.

"Yes, if we were arrested in the Public Security Bureau, we would not be able to be human beings. The three of us have not yet married a wife." Zheng Dahan said.

"You three guys, get out of here. Without you three, I can't bring my granddaughter back?" Grandma Baoer was so angry that she was itchy and hummed. She walked towards the outer room door, and raised her legs and kicked her directly at the bear blocking front.

However, these little puppies, none of them are fuel-efficient. The particularly big bear has the bloodline of a bear. As soon as Grandma Baoer's little feet kicked in front of the bear, this guy just slaps it. This guy almost bite off Grandma Baoer's toes. Fortunately, she was wrapped around her little feet and her feet were a bit deformed. This bite only bit her shoes. After the bear bit her shoes, she did not let go and shook her head directly. Grandma Baoer's body turned and was thrown into a big mouth, staggering to the ground, and then screamed like a pig.

The little bear's mouth was like an attack signal. The remaining puppies rushed towards the four people, biting their arms, biting their ankles, biting their butts, and three little stupid dogs, biting their lives directly at the three young men. When the three saw that this guy was too cruel, they didn't care about the pain, and even more so, they ran away. The three ran away. The puppies chased the door and stopped, and then came back to clean up the old lady.

"Madam... It's so cruel..." When the puppy attacked, Lao Liu and Lao Huang hid aside, watching the battle between humans and dogs in fear, Lao Liu even had his teeth laid.

"Stop..." Just as Da Hei was about to launch the last blow and bit the old lady's neck like a wolf's trachea, Xiao Baoer finally came out of the room and stopped immediately. Liu Nannan was also following her. The little girl's face was also very bad. These cute puppies were so cruel that they really wanted to kill people.

The puppies understood Xiao Baoer's words and dispersed, but they still turned their heads to look at the old lady from time to time, as if warning her.

There was actually not much injury on Grandma Baoer's body. These little puppies rushed forward together, but they didn't bite them hard when they looked scary. At most, they just left a tooth mark on their body and shed some blood. The final fatal blow was the one launched by the big black man, which was the real fatal blow, but it was stopped in time by Xiao Baoer.

From the dog attacking to the little Baoer's yelling, it took only a few breaths, and even Xiao Baoer herself didn't know that her voice saved her grandmother's life.

"Grandma, are you okay?" Xiao Baoer wiped her tears and helped her grandma sit up.

Grandma Baoer was almost scared to death just now. She was sitting on the ground and irritated. After hearing Xiao Baoer's words, she immediately shook her arm, threw Xiao Baoer away, and threw it to the ground, crying: "You damn girl, don't be hypocritical here, and have the same virtue as your shameless slutty mother..."

Liu Nannan quickly helped her cousin up and glared at Grandma Baoer.

"We are both a virtue. Today we will teach you a lesson. We will have an idea of ​​hitting my daughter in the future. Our Liu family will never end up with you." Mrs. Liu heard the sound of ghosts crying and howling from next door at home, and immediately ran over. As soon as she came over, she saw Grandma Baoer pushing her daughter a little, and immediately became angry.

"You slut is unscrupulous. Please wait for me. I can't deal with you, little slut." Grandma Baoer got up, and was about to walk out after being snatched.

"..." Mrs. Liu gritted her teeth in anger, wishing she could go up and tear her mouth, but she didn't move.

As soon as Grandma Baoer left the house, she saw Zheng Dayong, Zheng Dayzhuang and Zheng Dayan and the other two came with the old Zheng family. She immediately became more courageous and sat on the ground and cried: "Oh my god, how can I live in the future? This unethical person lets dogs bite people..." Pulling Changyiner was like singing a opera, and she cried and patted her thighs hard. By the way, the older generation cried in this mode.

"What's going on? Why are you here?" The speaker was Zheng Dabao, the village party secretary. He was going to have a meeting in the village, but before he could leave the village entrance, he saw a group of people from the old Zheng family, holding sticks and surrounding Yang Ming's family. Zheng Dabao was afraid that something would happen, so he hurriedly followed.

"Brother Dabao, this family raises dogs and bites people..." Grandma Baoer complained in tears.

"Why are you going to the other person's house for?" Zheng Yu walked out of the crowd with a cold face at this time, looking at the three young men with teeth marks on their bodies, "Why are you here?"

Three young men have been afraid of this nervous Uncle Zheng Yu since childhood. Zheng Dayong stammered: "Uncle, it's... Baoer is in their house, aunt... wants to pick Baoer..."

"Smack it..."

With three slaps in the face, Zheng Yu slapped the three people without hesitation, "What did I tell you? Fucking forgot? Who dares to come here to make trouble? Just slap my face? Are you fucking your wings hard?" Zheng Yu roared anxiously, and then raised his feet and kicked the three of them hard ones one by one, kicking the three of them into rolling gourds. The three of them got up, turned around and ran away.

"Zheng Yu, please don't care about our family's affairs. This is not Zheng Yunqian's house. They have sold it long ago, and they will never want to see you in their entire lives..." Grandma Baoer roared.

"I never want to see me in my life...I never want to see me in my life..." Zheng Yu muttered, his eyes turned red in an instant, he stared at Grandma Baoer, and walked towards her step by step.

"What nonsense are you talking about? Why are you stimulating him? Why don't you run away?" Zheng Dabao kept paying attention to Zheng Yu's reaction. Seeing that he was crazy again, he immediately came up and hugged his waist and shouted at Baoer's grandma.

Grandma Baoer thought that Zheng Yu had married a wife, and her wife was pregnant again, and her family was worried, so she was cured of madness. But she didn't know that it was not the case at all. This guy was still crazy when he should be crazy. He had already been scared and ran to his house.

Zheng Dabao was alone and couldn't hold Zheng Yu back. In the end, several young men came together to control him and dragged him back to Zheng Yu's house.

A farce finally ended.

"The people in the mountains are so amazing..." Old Liu and Old Huang hurried in the corner, trembling all over, and Old Liu's legs were shaking like sieve chaff.

"No wonder the poor mountains and rivers are out of troubled people. This is really... so scary..." Old Huang was calmer than Old Liu, and he knew that he was holding his own rolling cage tightly. Fortunately, the rolling cage was iron. If it were made of sorghum stems, it would be broken.

"Meow..." With a cat's cry, a big black cat walked out of the east wing and slowly walked into the courtyard. Then he walked to the bloodstains, kicked his back legs and buried the bloodstains. This guy still knew how to clean up the scene.

"Yes... Meow Meow...I know whose family this is..." The moment Lao Huang saw Meow Meow, his face turned pale, and the cage in his hand fell to the ground with a "splash".

"What do the two uncles do?" Mrs. Liu asked.

"Aunt, these two old men are trying to persuade them to fight." Liu Nannan said with a pale face.

"Thank you, two uncles." Mrs. Liu hurriedly thanked.

"You're welcome, I said, sister, are there always people in your village?" Old Liu kept blinking.

"No, I just came here occasionally. The one who hit someone just now had a little abnormal mind and became ill after being stimulated." Mrs. Liu explained briefly.

"It's good that peace is the most important thing..." Old Huang breathed a sigh of relief. Today was so exciting. First, there was a war between humans and dogs, and then the madman showed his power.

"Xiaofen, come out with me..." At this time, Zheng Dabao shouted outside the fence yard.

"Come soon..." Mrs. Liu responded and said to Baoer: "Baoer, my sister was scared today, so I took her to the hot spring to play." She turned around and walked out of the yard.

"Oh!" Xiao Baoer responded, then took the young lady's hand and went to the hot spring.

"Let's go too..." Lao Liu and Lao Huang supported each other and walked out together. The place of right and wrong here is, the farther away the better, the safer it is.

The two old men fled in panic. Just as they walked out two hundred meters, a transport truck stopped in front of the two of them, and the window on one side was tilted open. Yang Ming poked his head out: "Uncle Huang, Uncle Liu, why did you come to Zhengjia Village?"

"Is it you young man? Oh? Isn't this the girl who bought flowers? Are you a family?" Old Huang looked up and saw Yang Ming's face. Through the car window, he saw Wei Qingqing sitting next to him.

"Yes, this is my wife." Yang Ming opened the car door and jumped down, "Why are you two so embarrassed?"

"Young man, do you live in the innermost place? There is a big willow tree at the door?" Old Liu said.

"Ah, yes? What's wrong?" Yang Ming was a little puzzled. At this time, Wei Qingqing got out of the car.

"That's right, it almost killed someone. Your dog is so powerful. If you hold down the old lady, you will be yelling. Fortunately, the little girl stopped him in time." Old Huang said in lingering fear.

"Ah?" The couple were shocked and quickly got into the car and hurried home to take a look.

Looking at the transport truck that was hurrying away, the two old men looked at each other and Lao Liu said, "Do we want to go and have a look?"

"I won't go, Meow Meow is at their house..." Old Huang hugged the bird cage tightly and shook his head.

"I think that big parrot, why don't you wait here and I'll go back and take a look." Old Liu said.

"Go together. I've never seen you like this before. You sold it to others, and it's a big deal." Old Huang muttered, and walked back first. Old Liu shook his head and followed quickly.

When Yang Ming and the others returned home, Zheng Dabao was coming out of Liu's house, "Don't worry, you are Baoer's biological mother and her first guardian. This is clearly stipulated by law. Unless you have no ability to guardianship, no one can take it away."

"Thank you, Uncle Dabao!" Mrs. Liu smiled.

"I said you looked so ugly yesterday? If your parents-in-law dared to force the robbery, our Zheng family would not agree, and they would support you both." Zheng Dabao smiled.

"Yes!" Mrs. Liu felt her nose a little sore.

"Uncle Dabao, what's going on?" Yang Ming got out of the car and walked over, and Wei Qingqing followed closely behind.
To be continued...
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