Chapter 313 Oath(1/2)
"Hehe..." Wei Qingqing smiled, raised her pretty face and looked at Yang Ming's cheek, "Really???"
"Swear to the light..." Yang Ming smiled, stretched out a hand, pointed at the hot air balloon flying in the air, the burning flame, "It's definitely true..."
However, with just a finger, his hand couldn't be retracted. For some reason, the flames on the hot air balloon suddenly went out. With a burst of screams and screams, the hot air balloon slowly floated down.
"Hmph, this vow..." Wei Qingqing looked at the slowly falling hot air balloon and was amazed, "In the future, don't make such a vow. Today is still good. It's a hot air balloon. If it's a hydrogen balloon..."
The flame of the hot air balloon is extinguished, but the hot air in the balloon will not cool instantly, but the hydrogen balloon is different. If it is a hydrogen balloon, the consequences will be unpredictable.
"I'm not referring to it..." Yang Ming's face was a little confused, "Follow my hand and look into the sky, it's the stars..."
"Is that right??" Wei Qingqing really looked along his fingers, but when she saw Yang Ming's fingers, a meteor suddenly appeared. She couldn't help but cover her mouth and laughed, "Okay, I believe it, you can't point it blindly anymore, otherwise you will point the stars in the sky..."
"Oh my God, are you playing with me..." Yang Ming's face turned dark. He pointed to the hot air balloon, and the flames in the hot air balloon were extinguished. He pointed to the stars in the sky, and a meteor immediately appeared...
"Don't be upset..." Wei Qingqing's big eyes narrowed, with smiles in her eyes, "If you can talk, I'm very satisfied. I'll just treat you as your heart..."
"The conscience of heaven and earth, I really didn't expect God to play with me..." Yang Ming smiled bitterly and pointed at the sea, "I will make another vow. This time I swear to the sea, all I said is true, otherwise, I will let a big wave come and sweep me away..."
"Hell..." Wei Qingqing looked at Yang Ming with a bitter look and giggled, "You said this..." Before she finished speaking, a big wave suddenly came over...
"I believe, I really believe..." Wei Qingqing said extremely solemnly to Yang Ming, who was also a slap in the air.
"Oh my God, you drop a thunder and hit me to death..." Yang Ming shouted to the sky, causing people around him to look at each other in a row.
Crack Crack Crack Crack…
A lightning slashed through the night sky and slashed straight down, slashing Yang Ming's forehead without any bias. Fortunately, Yang Ming's physical strength is very strong now, and he is protected by the landlord's farm space. Otherwise, he would have to be split into a piece of charcoal.
"Wife, what I said is true..." Yang Ming was almost crying...
"I know what you said is true, but..." Wei Qingqing was shocked.
"Don't you know what kind of person I am??" Yang Ming said.
"No, no..." Wei Qingqing swallowed, "Husband, say, let it rain heavily..."
"Ah???" Yang Ming was stunned, a little confused.
"As I said..." Wei Qingqing said.
"Oh..." Yang Ming nodded and pointed at the sky with one hand, "Let it rain heavily..."
"Hmm??" Wei Qingqing looked up at the sky. At this time, there were no signs of raining??? There were still stars in the sky.
"Hey, I thought I had met Monkey King Sun, and it was still raining????Hehe..." A voice came over, and his tone was filled with disappointment and teasing.
"It was lightning just now??? Nowadays, bad people don't let lightning strike. How bad can this person be able to hit the next thunder on a sunny day and hit the forehead..." another voice said.
"What's wrong with being struck by lightning??? They are so bad that they can't even struck by lightning..." Another voice sounded.
Yang Ming and Wei Qingqing turned their heads and saw that they had already been surrounded by people, and everyone was attracted by the lightning just now.
"That..." Yang Ming's eyes were very good. He could see the various expressions on everyone's faces, and he couldn't help but smile awkwardly, "Everyone play slowly, let's go first..." As he said that, he pulled Wei Qingqing and slipped away quickly.
Fortunately, it was dark night, and no one could see their faces clearly, otherwise the couple would have become the male and female protagonists of the "Thunder Strike Sect".
They were beaten by waves and struck by lightning again. The couple had no intention of playing??? They went home directly along the place where there were few people.
When they returned home in a panic, the couple took a shower first, washed away all the salt on their bodies, and then sat on the sofa in the living room.
The two of them sat on the sofa, and neither of them spoke, but just sat quietly. For a moment, the living room fell into a strange tranquility.
"Husband..." Wei Qingqing looked at Yang Ming, with a special meaning in her eyes, which seemed crazy and angry, "Husband, I want you to make another vow, everything you said is true..."
"I..." Yang Ming's face turned pale. He looked at Wei Qingqing for a while, looked up at the chandelier on the roof, and said, "What I said is true. If there is a lie, let the chandelier fall down and hit my forehead..."
As soon as he finished speaking, the chandelier on the roof fell down and hit his forehead directly. Fortunately, Yang Ming's forehead was hard enough, otherwise, he would have to smash his head and blood.
"My God..." Wei Qingqing covered her mouth in surprise, "Husband..."
"Why??" Yang Ming was almost crying, "What I said is true..."
"Husband, you are so awesome..." Wei Qingqing's eyes shone brightly, "You have superpowers, you have superpowers, do you know???"
"Uh..." Yang Ming couldn't help but be stunned, and then his face became solemn, "What did you say??"
"I said you have superpowers..." Wei Qingqing was so excited that she was incoherent, "Think about it, when you swear to the light, did you think that the flames would go out?? When you swear to the stars, did you think that the stars in the sky would fall?? When you swear to the sea, did you think that the sea would hit a wave?? When you let lightning strike you, did you think that the lightning strikes your forehead??? When you swear to the chandelier, did you think that the chandelier would hit your forehead?????"
"This..." Yang Ming thought about it. These situations were really as Wei Qingqing said, but he had a question, "What did it rain just now? Why didn't it rain??"
"Simple..." Wei Qingqing stretched out a finger, "When it rained, you must not think about it raining. Even if you think about it raining, you still have distracting thoughts in your heart. If you don't believe it, you will concentrate and try again..."
"Just try..." Yang Ming also wanted to know if he really had superpowers, so he stood up and walked towards the balcony. Wei Qingqing followed him.
"Don't think about it in your mind, just thinking about it raining, it raining..." Wei Qingqing said.
"Okay..." Yang Ming nodded, took a deep breath, and slowly calmed down.
"Bang bang, bang bang..." As his heart calmed down, Yang Ming slowly forgot to breathe, forget everything around him, and only felt the beating heart in his chest, the strong heartbeat sound, just like a drumming. Every vibration can transmit the shock wave to various parts of his body.
"It will rain, it will rain heavily..." Yang Ming said slowly.
These two sentences are like the only sound between heaven and earth, with strong fluctuations, as if they are integrated with heaven and earth, and like a key that opens the mystery of the treasure house of heaven and earth...
As these two sentences are spoken, in the sky...
There was no reaction at all. The sky was still the same sky. The stars were still blinking, but the wind slowly blew. The gentle wind had a slight salty smell and pounced on people's nose, giving people a refreshing and pleasant feeling.
"Where is the rain?" Wei Qingqing blinked her eyes, leaned out of the balcony, stretched out her hand, wanting to feel the feeling of raindrops falling on her palms.
What, God is really not good.
"Maybe it really happened..." Yang Ming said a little embarrassedly.
"It's not a coincidence, it's your vow that came true..." Wei Qingqing's face turned dark.
"I said nothing lies..." Yang Ming's face turned pale.
The couple had a dark face and a white face. Their real black and white impermanence was the impermanence.
"It would be strange if you believe in you..." Wei Qingqing was waiting for Yang Ming, "You say now, you swear, you are a real man, otherwise, a thunder will fall from the sky and kill you..."
Wei Qingqing thought that such a vow would not have any more accidents??? Yang Ming himself is a man...
"No problem, I will swear now..." Yang Ming nodded and said, "I, Yang Ming, swear to the sky, I am definitely a pure man, otherwise, I will make a thunder fall from the sky and split me into a piece of charcoal..."
There was no response in the sky...
"I, Yang Ming, swears to the sky that I am a woman, and a great beauty. Otherwise, a thunder would fall from the sky and slash me into a piece of charcoal..." Yang Ming quickly changed his oath.
There was no response in the sky...
"I, Yang Ming, swears to the sky that I am absolutely 100% loyal to Wei Qingqing. If I have any lies, I will make a thunder fall from the sky and slash me into a piece of charcoal..." Yang Ming said.
There was still no response in the sky...
"Look, that was a coincidence just now..." Yang Ming looked at the sky outside the balcony. Seeing that no lightning was falling, he then retracted with satisfaction and said to Wei Qingqing.
"Is it really a coincidence?" Wei Qingqing's face was full of suspicion.
"It must be a coincidence. Let's go back to the house to sleep..." Yang Ming pulled Wei Qingqing back to the bedroom without saying a word.
"I always feel something is wrong. Otherwise, ask Yaya, are they some high-level creatures that have some special abilities??" The bedside lamp was on and the light was a little dim. Wei Qingqing sat on the bed with her beautiful eyebrows still frowned tightly. What happened today was so weird that it really couldn't be explained by scientific means.
Just as Yang Ming pointed at the hot air balloon, the fuel on the hot air balloon was burned out?? Just as Yang Ming pointed at the stars, a meteor crossed the atmosphere?? Just as Yang Ming pointed at the sea, a wave hit him??? And it poured him into a chicken that fell into a sorrow????
When the lightning struck, a thunderbolt dropped from the sky and a thunder fell on the forehead. When the chandelier was mentioned, the chandelier fell on the forehead????
"Don't think about it all the mess, this is a coincidence. Do you understand the coincidence???? I can only say that it's a coincidence. Didn't I make several vows just now????? There is no one who is accurate??" Yang Ming had already taken off all his clothes, jumped onto the bed, lifted the quilt and crawled in, reached out and carried Wei Qingqing into his arms, stripped her clothes and pulled her into the quilt and turned off the bedside lamp.
"Husband, really, I feel that you have super powers. Otherwise, if you make another vow, it will be the first one..." Wei Qingqing snuggled into Yang Ming's arms and said.
"The first one???" Yang Ming was a little unhappy, "I won't post anymore. If you don't believe me, then forget it..."
"How can I say I don't believe it?" Wei Qingqing pouted, "What I mean is that only the original vow will you be serious..."
"What does it mean?" Yang Ming's face looked a little bad, he held up his upper body and looked at Wei Qingqing seriously, "Don't you believe me, right?"
"It's not that you don't believe it..." Wei Qingqing was a little panicked when she saw that Yang Ming was really serious and said anxiously: "I'm saying that because you are serious, you will be serious when you swear. Listen to what vows you make later, and you're just having fun..."
"You mean I didn't take it seriously, so I didn't respond?" Yang Ming frowned and said.
"Of course..." Wei Qingqing nodded violently, "That's what they mean..."
"Then I won't try it today, let's talk about it tomorrow..." Yang Ming said, scalding on the bed and hugging Wei Qingqing tightly.
"Honey, try..." Wei Qingqing acted coquettishly in Yang Ming's arms, "Otherwise, they won't be able to sleep..."
"Count the sheep..." Yang Ming said.
"No count..." Wei Qingqing pouted her mouth and said with her face raised.
"Snooze..." A snoring sound came from Yang Ming's throat.
"You hate it, you bully me..." Facing Yang Ming pretending to be asleep, Wei Qingqing was so amused that she twisted his arm hard, but Yang Ming was so thick that he ignored it.
"Where to go to play tomorrow?" Since Yang Ming did not plan to talk about that topic, Wei Qingqing changed the topic directly.
"Tell me..." After changing the topic, Yang Ming stopped pretending.
"You try again..." Wei Qingqing saw that Yang Ming didn't pretend to be asleep, and unwilling to change the topic back.
"Snore..." Yang Ming's snoring sounded again.
To be continued...