Chapter two hundred and ninety seventh drunk(1/2)
Chapter 297 Drunk
"Qingqing, listen to it yourself. Even Baoer knows that if you can't drink alcohol to your children, just feed my son a bar. If my son becomes an alcoholic in the future, see how I deal with you..." Yang Ming touched Xiao Baoer's little head and said.
"What do she know, a little brat? Drinking to warm your body and can also activate blood circulation..." Wei Qingqing glared at Xiao Baoer and said.
"I'm not a little brat..." Xiao Baoer pouted and waved his fist.
"Hmph..." Wei Qingqing glanced at Xiao Baoer and pulled the corners of her mouth lightly, "Little brat..."
"Godmom is bad, godmom is the worst..." Xiao Baoer pouted and stared at Wei Qingqing angrily.
"Dare you dare to say that your godmother is bad?" Wei Qingqing narrowed her eyes and quickly climbed onto the kang. She grabbed Xiao Baoer in a few seconds, reached into her armpits, and tucked her armpits.
"Hahaha..." Xiao Baoer struggled, waved his hands, kicked his calves, and burst into tears.
"Is godmother okay?" Wei Qingqing said.
"Godmom, good, godmom is the best, hahahaha... giggles..." Xiao Baoer smiled so hard that she couldn't breathe.
"Looking at how you are still aware of your appearance, I will let you go this time..." Wei Qingqing pulled out her hand and said proudly.
The little Baoer, who escaped from the claws, suddenly got up, hid behind Yang Ming, and looked at Wei Qingqing with his little mouth: "Godmom is the worst, bullying Baoer..."
"Oh?" Wei Qingqing raised her eyebrows, pinched her waist with one hand, and pointed at Xiao Baoer with the other hand, "You little girl is so brave. Do you think I won't treat you if I hide behind my godfather??" As she said that, she still had to repair this little guy.
"Okay, okay..." Yang Ming carried Wei Qingqing into his arms, "What are you doing to bully her? Baoer was right, a good child just can't drink..."
"I'm almost a mother, are they still children?" Wei Qingqing pouted and looked at Yang Ming, but saw Xiao Baoer making faces at her. She couldn't help but say angrily: "Look at her, she's making faces angering me..."
"Huh?" Yang Ming turned his head and Xiao Baoer immediately changed his face, looking pitiful, worried and full of pain. "Where is it? Look, it scares the child, pay attention to his image..."
"She changed just now, and I discovered that this little brat is so stingy..." Wei Qingqing gritted her teeth in anger.
"Sister Liu, did Baoer grimace just now?" Yang Ming asked.
"Where can we, Baoer, make faces?" Liu's wife of course looked at her precious daughter.
"Oh, you're so angry that you're asking about. Look at the person you asked..." Wei Qingqing's head pierced into Yang Ming's arms, waved her small fist and pounded lightly on his chest.
"What's wrong? I'm telling the truth..." Mrs. Liu smiled and got onto the kang, climbed behind Yang Ming, and carried her precious daughter into her arms.
"No trouble, especially Xiao Baoer, don't make trouble with your mother. Mom is pregnant with you, but it will be bad if you hurt your ***..." Yang Ming said.
"Dad, where is ***? Is it in my mother's belly?" Xiao Baoer blinked and looked at Wei Qingqing's slightly bulging belly, and said.
"Yes, in my mother's belly..." Yang Ming nodded.
"How could *** be in my mother's belly? Did it eat it?" Xiao Baoer asked.
"Puchi..." Mrs. Liu was amused by the words of her baby daughter, "No, you were born after your mother ate it..."
"Ah?" Xiao Baoer's mouth widened, her eyes full of fear, "Mom eats people..."
"Nonsense..." Mrs. Liu looked at her baby daughter with a stern face, "You were not a human at that time..."
"What is Baoer?" Xiao Baoer blinked his big eyes, poked the little index finger of his right hand on the corner of his mouth, and asked curiously.
"At that time, you were just an egg. My mother cooked it and ate it in soy sauce. As a result, as soon as she finished eating, her stomach started to hurt and then she gave birth to you..." Mrs. Liu said with a smile.
"So, Baoer used to be an egg..." Xiao Baoer said naively, blinking her eyes.
"Yes..." Mrs. Liu hugged Xiao Baoer, kissed her little face, and said.
"Then Baoer won't eat eggs in the future..." Xiao Baoer said.
"Why? Because they are your kind?" Mrs. Liu smiled.
"No, eating eggs will give birth to a baby..." Xiao Baoer said.
After hearing Xiao Baoer's answer, Mrs. Liu was shocked.
"Hihehe..." Wei Qingqing laughed and glanced at Mrs. Liu, "You just lie to your girl, wait for her to make a joke..."
By the way, the little kids all have the desire to show in front of the children. Once anyone knows something new, they will definitely show off in front of the children to show that they know more.
"Haha..." Mrs. Liu also laughed, blushed and glanced at Wei Qingqing, "Who lied to me, I didn't..."
"Master, two grandmas and young ladies, have dinner..." Ruyi walked in with the kang table and gently placed it on the kang.
"Beautiful sister, are you talking about the master, grandma, and young lady? " Xiao Baoer's eyes rolled and his mouth said sweetly.
"Yes..." Ruyi smiled.
"The master is a father, and the grandma is two mothers, so you should call me aunt..." Xiao Baoer said crisply with his fingers.
"Uh..." Ruyi was speechless.
"Ruyi, don't worry about this little girl, go ahead and go..." said Mrs. Liu.
"Yes, ***'s breasts..." Ruyi responded respectfully, turned around and retreated.
"Mom, why do beautiful sisters call you ***?" Xiao Baoer raised her face and said to her mother.
"Uh..." Mrs. Liu's face twitched slightly, "She told your godmother..." In front of her daughter, face cannot be lost.
"So my godmother is the *** breast..." Xiao Baoer suddenly realized.
"Liu Fen, are you rebelling?" Wei Qingqing glared and said.
It is related to status, and Wei Qingqing is responsible for it.
"Why did I rebel?" Mrs. Liu stared back without showing any weakness.
"The godmother is younger than her mother, so of course she has a breastfeed..." Xiao Baoer said.
"You little brat go..." Wei Qingqing glared at the little guy and said.
"Come on, let them pinch them, let us have dinner..." Yang Ming said, carrying Xiao Baoer over, and then the father and the father sat in front of the kang table.
"Hmph..." Wei Qingqing and Liu Sao looked at each other, and sparks appeared in their eyes.
Ruyi brought the food one after another. By the way, it is better to eat meat cold. The meat made at noon and eaten at night is the best time to taste.
Facing a table of dishes with good color, fragrance and taste, Yang Ming and Xiao Baoer, the father and daughter, did not care about the two women who were confronting each other, and immediately started eating.
"Master, do you want some wine?" Ruyi leaned over to Yang Ming and whispered.
"Come on, dilute it..." Yang Ming said, holding a huge chicken leg and handed it to Xiao Baoer.
"Yes..." Ruyi responded and went to the outer room with a wine jar.
In a short while, Ruyi walked in with a wine pot, took a wine glass, and put it in front of Yang Ming. The wine pot tilted, and a clear stream of wine flowed out of the spout.
"Is it hot?" Yang Ming picked up the wine glass and felt that the wine glass was hot.
"The cold weather is heavy in winter, and Ruyi makes his own decisions..." Ruyi lowered her head and said.
"It's quite understanding..." Yang Ming smiled and poured a glass of wine into his throat.
After the wine is diluted, the rich aroma of wine becomes much lighter, but it has a refreshing smell, sweet and smooth when it enters the throat. Although it is a little hot, it will not hurt the mouth.
"Master, do you think the taste is OK?" Ruyi smiled, raised the wine pot, and poured another glass for Yang Ming.
"Not bad..." Yang Ming nodded with a smile.
"Hehe..." Ruyi laughed, "Thank you for your praise..."
"Ruyi..." Yang Ming picked up a piece of chopped pork head meat, "We will come to our house tomorrow. You can take her to Weijiaxing at that time..."
"Wei Jiaxing?" Ruyi was a little puzzled. She said that she hadn't been to Wei Jiaxing yet.
"Oh, don't you know yet?" Yang Ming suddenly realized that Jixiang Ruyi only knew that he could go to the alien planet through the World Tree, but he didn't know about Wei Jiaxing. "Press his hand on the World Tree, thinking about 'one' in his mind, and you can get to Wei Jiaxing..."
"Yes..." Ruyi nodded.
"Okay, don't have to wait by your side. Go out for dinner..." Yang Ming said.
"Yes..." Ruyi responded, put the wine pot on the table, turned around and walked out.
"Dad, why don't you let your beautiful sister eat with us?" Xiao Baoer's mouth was covered with oil, holding a chicken leg in one little hand and a pig's claw in the other.
"Sister has a lot of appetite. If you eat with us, you will not have anything to eat..." Yang Ming said.
"Wow..." Xiao Baoer looked at a large table of dishes in surprise, "How much does a beautiful sister eat? Well, let me eat outside..."
"Haha..." Yang Ming smiled slightly, grabbed a piece of pig tongue and stuffed it into Xiao Baoer's mouth, "Eat yours..."
"Hehe..." Xiao Baoer chuckled and started chewing.
"I said, are you two still eating?" Yang Ming said, looking at the two women in confrontation.
"I am the big grandma, you are the *** nanny..." Wei Qingqing glared at Sister Liu and said.
"For the sake of delicious food, the *** breasts are *** breasts..." Mrs. Liu glanced at the table of dishes and swallowed, "You can stare at yourself, the *** breasts will not be with you..." As she said that, she climbed to Xiao Baoer, grabbed the chopsticks and started eating.
"Hmph..." Wei Qingqing was victorious and climbed to Yang Ming's side, but grabbed Yang Ming's wine glass, snatched a sip, and poured all the wine into his throat.
"Drink slowly, drink slowly..." Yang Ming was frightened and quickly grabbed the wine glass, but the wine glass was already empty.
"Hehe, it's delicious..." Wei Qingqing's head tilted to Yang Ming's shoulder, "It's much better than the thick ones..."
"Haha..." Mrs. Liu glanced at Wei Qingqing, "You are really like a child. You drink so hard, you are so drunk and lose your composure..." As she said that, she also pinched Xiao Baoer's face.
"My God..." Yang Ming wrapped his arm around Wei Qingqing's neck and pinched Wei Qingqing's little face, "Don't drink so hard, drink less..."
To be continued...