Chapter 265 Promotion(1/2)
"Of course it's true..." Wei Qingqing nodded and looked at Yang Ming with inquiring eyes, "Maybe you will feel a little uncomfortable afterwards?"
"It's not that it's a bit uncomfortable, it's very uncomfortable..." Seeing Wei Qingqing's inquiring gaze, Yang Ming smiled, "I have experienced it myself. Qingqing and Mrs. Liu have also used it, but they did not dare to overdosage it, so they did not feel any pain..."
"call……"
Zheng Dongfang and Xiao Tiantian breathed a sigh of relief at the same time. Xiao Tiantian felt a little exhausted and collapsed all over. She kept saying, "It's fine if it's fine, it's fine if it's fine..."
"From now on, keep your mouth in mind and don't say anything..." Zheng Dongfang glared at Xiao Tiantian with a manly manner and scolded her.
"I know..." Xiao Tiantian was in trouble, how dare she refute it? Naturally, she should be timid.
"And you, I found that you are now becoming like a charlatan, swallowing half of everything and vomiting half of it. Are you scaring us to play?" Zheng Dongfang glared at Yang Ming and said dissatisfiedly.
"Haha, I didn't mean it..." Yang Ming smiled faintly, "Although this kind of drug has good effect and is very stable in nature, it is a new drug after all, and I dare not guarantee it 100%..."
"Then there is no need to scare us? Just say no?" Zheng Dongfang was still a little dissatisfied.
"Okay, okay, can't I be wrong?" Yang Ming nodded repeatedly to admit his mistake.
"Hmph..." Although Yang Ming's attitude of admitting his mistakes was sincere, Zheng Dongfang was still a little unhappy and had already made up his mind that when Zhang Jianhui woke up, the two brothers must settle the score with Yang Ming well.
"Master, the meal is ready, are you going to have a meal?" At this time, Jixiang lifted the curtain and stretched his head in.
"Wait, wait until someone arrives before dinner..." Yang Ming said lightly.
"Yes..." Jixiang responded, his head shrank back and lowered the curtain.
"Waiting for someone? Who are you waiting for?" Zheng Dongfang glanced at Yang Ming and said.
"My father and mother, my father-in-law and mother-in-law, Zhang Yang Fangfang, Zhang Yang's mother, my little nephew, and Aunt Zhang, Fat Aunt, I'm a uncle..." Yang Ming said lightly.
"Ah? They are all coming back?" Wei Qingqing's eyes lit up. In the past two days, she really missed her good sister, Sun Fangfang.
"I'm back, I'll be home soon..." Yang Ming said with a smile.
"Oh, I'll pick them up..." Wei Qingqing happily put her shoes on her feet, took off her coat from the clothesline, and ran out quickly.
"I'll go and have a look..." Mrs. Liu also put on her shoes and got off the kang, took her coat and followed her out.
"Well, I'll go and see it too..." Xiao Tiantian's cheeks were slightly ***, and she looked at Zheng Dongfang carefully. Seeing that Zheng Dongfang didn't show any expression, she smiled embarrassedly and followed her out.
"It's amazing, the serf turned over and sang. Look at the sweet girl who was so careful just now..." Yang Ming picked up the big thumbs up at Zheng Dongfang.
"Fart..." Zheng Dongfang curled his lips, took out a box of cigarettes from his pocket, threw them to Yang Ming, and then lit the cigarette himself and made a sip. "You shouldn't spoil this woman, otherwise you will become more and more presumptuous..."
"Pinch the cigarette, we don't allow smoking at home..." Yang Ming threw the cigarette that Zheng Dongfang threw to him and then returned to him.
"Why didn't you say it just now?" Zheng Dongfang glared at his eyes and said dissatisfiedly.
"Haha, it seems that you are my buddy, so you can enjoy a bite..." Yang Ming smiled.
"Hahaha..." Zheng Dongfang laughed, "I pinched, I pinched..." As he said that, he pinched out the cigarette, then put the remaining section into his pocket, Yang Ming threw it back to the one he had given him, and put it back into the cigarette box with great care.
"As for it? Isn't it just a cigarette?" Yang Ming said contemptuously.
"You know, this is the hardcover Yellow Crane Tower..." Zheng Dongfang said with a smile.
"Yellow Crane Tower?" Yang Ming's eyes lit up and he rushed towards Zheng Dongfang, "Then you give me the one I just now..."
"I'll give you a shot, throw it back intact, making my face unhappy. Now you want it again, there's no door..." Zheng Dongfang smiled a little and covered his pocket.
"Do you give it to me? If you don't give it to me, if I grab it, you will be gone..." Yang Ming stared at Zheng Dongfang like a gangster who collected protection fees.
"Okay, if you are not afraid of your two brothers and sisters thinking that your mouth is full of smoke and don't fight you, I will give it to you..." Zheng Dongfang said with a smile.
"Don't talk nonsense, I have nothing to do with Mrs. Liu..." Yang Ming glared at Zheng Dongfang and sat back.
"Come on, I've all been sleeping all over the room, it doesn't matter that way? Who would believe me if I say it?" Zheng Dongfang looked at Yang Ming with contempt, "When will you dare to do it?"
"Nonsense, it really doesn't matter..." Yang Ming argued weakly, "It's just that Sister Liu's belly is broken in my child..."
"You are really inconsistent..." Zheng Dongfang gave Yang Ming a blank look and said contemptuously: "Didn't you admit it just now? Why is the child coming out again?" But after careful reminiscing, he immediately said shocked: "What did you say?? Have you made Sister Liu's belly bigger?"
"Please note, what I said is that Sister Liu's belly is damaged by my child, it's not me that made her belly bigger..." Yang Ming said with a confused look on his face.
"What do you mean?" Zheng Dongfang was puzzled.
"If I were pregnant in ancient times, if I had been pregnant, I would have had a relationship, but what about modern times? Women who are pregnant do not have to have a relationship..." Yang Ming said.
"Artificial insemination? IVF?" Zheng Dongfang was surprised.
"That's right..." Yang Ming nodded, "Sister Liu's in-laws only has one son, but she left before leaving them a grandson. The two old men wanted to ask Sister Liu to borrow seeds and give birth to a grandson for them. The borrowed seeds was Zheng Dahan. Do you think, what kind of person is Sister Liu? Can her in-laws treat her like this? As a result..."
Yang Ming didn't say what the result was, but Zheng Dongfang understood what the result was. It must be that Mrs. Liu used Yang Ming's seed...
"I didn't expect that there was such a feudal thing..." Zheng Dongfang shook his head and sighed.
"No..." Yang Ming nodded and sighed.
"However, you are not hiding the old Zheng family and not getting married. Sister Liu uses your seeds. Can those two old guys agree?" Zheng Dongfang said.
"They don't know at all. It was replaced by Mrs. Liu secretly..." Yang Ming said.
"Sister Liu is really a hero among girls..." Zheng Dongfang immediately picked his thumb up like a high mountain.
"Yes, I admire her too..." Yang Ming nodded repeatedly.
"But, the child is born, and the surname is Zheng. Don't you mind?" Zheng Dongfang said.
"Do you think Mrs. Liu will hand over the child to her in-laws?" Yang Ming shook his head, "You don't know yet, Mrs. Liu's mother's family is a terrible family..."
"Oh..." Zheng Dongfang immediately reacted, "Do you want to give the child the house to her parents?"
"She had this plan, but I gave her parents some dragon eggs to make them rejuvenate. As a result, the old couple could give birth again..." Yang Ming said.
"So, I saw a customer in the factory in urgent need of a batch of goods, and then worked overtime to make it. But after finishing the goods, I found that there was no shortage of customers, so I smashed the goods into my hands..." Zheng Dongfang touched his chin, "Sister Liu must not compensate him too much?"
"It's vulgar enough..." Yang Ming first gave Zheng Dongfang a blank look, then smiled and said, "But the metaphor is quite vivid..."
"That's..." Zheng Dongfang smiled proudly, then a hint of ambiguity appeared in his eyes, and he said, "Tell me, how did Mrs. Liu get the raccoon cat from you?"
"Ah?" Yang Ming was stunned.
"The raccoon cat is changing to the prince. Mrs. Liu's hand is so beautiful..." Zheng Dongfang smiled.
"Get out of your egg, is it the prince who replaced the raccoon cat?" Yang Ming glared at Zheng Dongfang and said anxiously.
"Yes, yes, it's the prince who changed to a cat. Tell me, how did Sister Liu get your prince?" Zheng Dongfang smiled badly.
"It's not obtained from me. As for how it gets it, it involves privacy, I can't tell you..." Yang Ming rolled his eyes and said helplessly.
"I'm just like a cat scratching my cat in my heart..." Zheng Dongfang was pitiful and looked begging.
"Where are you a hooligan?" Yang Ming said.
"Ah? Oh oh oh..."
After hearing the three words "Second Brother", Zheng Dongfang basically understood what was going on. This matter was definitely related to Wei Qingqing. Since it was related to Wei Qingqing, it was difficult for him to continue asking questions. He just nodded repeatedly, responded vaguely, and changed the topic: "What happened just now?"
"What's going on?" Yang Ming was puzzled.
"It's just your parents and the others who came here? You know, but your brother and sister don't know?" Zheng Dongfang looked at Yang Ming with a strange look on his face.
"Haha..." Yang Ming smiled and said seriously: "It's nothing. If I want to, I can know what's happening in any corner of the world..."
"Hmm?" Zheng Dongfang raised his eyebrows and said skeptical: "You don't have a fever, right..."
He was familiar with Yang Ming's personality and knew under what circumstances Yang Ming was talking about serious things and under what circumstances he was talking about jokes.
"What do you think? I can get genetic medicine. Can't I do it if I monitor the world?" Yang Ming smiled.
"hiss……"
Zheng Dongfang gasped and said, "You won't get an intelligent brain carrying alien technology like the protagonist in yy's novel, and then hide in this small mountain village to develop slowly, right?"
"This, it's almost the same..." Yang Ming nodded and said with a smile.
"hiss……"
Zheng Dongfang gasped again, his voice trembled, lowered his voice and said, "Really?"
"Have you read any novels that you can use to stream??" Yang Ming said with a smile.
"You mean..." Zheng Dongfang had a great enlightenment. Combined with the super high-quality vegetables and fruits that appeared in the Yang Ming family, he had basically guessed a rough idea, "You have a strange space for growing vegetables, with plenty of spiritual energy inside..."
"More than..." Yang Ming smiled slightly, "There is still time to accelerate..."
"Gudu..." Zheng Dongfang swallowed, looking disbelief.
"How is it? Are you surprised?" Yang Ming glanced at Zheng Dongfang and smiled.
"You are so bold. You actually told me such a secret thing. Even if you are a father and son, 80% of your sons can turn against each other and become enemies..." Zheng Dongfang smiled bitterly, but there was a deep touch in his wry smile. Yang Ming was able to tell this secret himself, which means that he regarded himself as the most trustworthy good brother.
"Do you think I'm stupid?" Yang understood Zheng Dongfang, "If I could tell you this, wouldn't I have told you a long time ago? What's going to have to wait until now?"
"What does it mean?" Zheng Dongfang said.
"Simple, I have now raised the space to the highest level, and have also become the Jedi Elder of the Star Agriculture Alliance. Now, we are people with identities in the entire universe, so we are naturally not afraid to tell you these little natives..." Yang Ming said proudly.
"You bastard, can't you move me?" Zheng Dongfang rolled his eyes and gritted his teeth.
"You don't know what my temper is. I hate a big man looking at me affectionately, and I get goosebumps..." Yang Ming said with a smile.
"Get out of you..." Zheng Dongfang gave Yang Ming a blank look, "I found that you kid are becoming more and more angry, and you are not cute at all..."
To be continued...