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Chapter two hundred and fifty seventh control

Chapter 257: Laying control

"Then we'll wait and see..." the old pervert said with a sarcastic look.

To be honest, the two old men were really not convinced. It would be fine if the two women had good kung fu. It can be understood as talent and hard practice since childhood. However, the cooking skills of the two women are more refined than their kung fu, which is really unbelievable.

A martial arts master can indeed cook and learn cooking skills, but he can only cook. At most, the food is delicious, but it will never rise to the professional level unless he can reach the state of "one method, one method, and a hundred method".

Although the two old men recognized the strength of the two women, they absolutely did not believe that they had reached the state of "one method is known, hundreds of methods are known".

"I said, Lao Si, where did you find this little nanny?" Zhang Jianhui was interested in the origin of the two girls. It was because the two girls were really trying to repair the two old men, and his neat methods deeply attracted him.

"Oh... I almost forgot when you said this. I promised to introduce a cook to Aunt Zhang to her tonight..." Yang Ming suddenly remembered what he promised Zhang Yingning.

"Oh?" Zhang Jianhui's eyes lit up, "You said, do you want to introduce a chef to Aunt Zhang? Could it be that Jixiangruyi and others? Then, can you introduce one to me? My brother will be promoted after he goes back, and he is missing a secretary..."

"No problem. Then I will introduce one to you. Are there any requirements?" Yang Ming said.

"Are you asking? It's very simple. First, be beautiful. You know, as a government official, my image is very important. I can't scare people when I take it out. Second, I have to be good at kung fu. If I want to be a good official, I have to offend people. My personal safety must be guaranteed. Third, I have to be educated. At least I can help me modify documents. Fourth, I have to have a good cooking skill. You know, when I become an official, I must have a lot of social engagements. If I want to enjoy myself and let my sugar-coated cannonballs hit, wouldn't I fall into depravity? Think about it, what a pity this would be? The Republic is about to lose a young and promising government official. If I have a huge corrupt government official, it is not a good thing for anyone. So, I have made my appetite difficult. Someone invite me to dinner. When I see those meals, I feel bad and have no appetite at all. This can greatly avoid my mistakes..." Zhang Jianhui said with a smile.

"Haha, it's really simple. Do you want to have good kung fu in bed? In this way, you won't fall into someone else's love trap..." Yang Ming smiled.

"If possible, of course it's best..." Zhang Jianhui also chuckled.

"You two are really getting worse and worse..." Wei Qingqing had a red face, glared at the two vulgar men, pinched Yang Ming's ears with her little hand, and then twisted it hard.

"Hiss..." Yang Ming took a deep breath in pain at that time, and grabbed Wei Qingqing's little hand with his big hand, "Wife, I'm joking, don't take it seriously, don't take it seriously..."

"Yes, yes..." Zhang Jianhui looked at Wei Qingqing's tough appearance, and a layer of fine cold sweat immediately emerged from his broad forehead.

"Hmph..." Wei Qingqing snorted coldly and let go of Yang Ming's ears.

"Hiss..." Yang Ming hissed, "It hurts so much. The most powerful trick in the world is my wife's two-finger Zen..."

"What? Are you not convinced?" Wei Qingqing glared at Yang Ming, smiled badly, and said.

"I'm convinced, how dare I not accept it?" Yang Ming quickly protected his ears with both hands and smiled embarrassedly.

"Hmph, just accept it..." Wei Qingqing smiled proudly.

"Hehe...hehe..." Zhang Jianhui laughed dryly, but his eyes looked at Zheng Dongfang, who was lying on the kang and had a burning body temperature. He said with some concern: "***There is such a high body temperature, really nothing will happen?"

"Don't worry, nothing will happen. *** I've taken a big advantage now..." Yang Ming stretched out his feet and stepped on Zheng Dongfang's face.

"Um..." Seeing Yang Ming taking advantage of Zheng Dongfang's coma and bullying others unscrupulously, Zhang Jianhui looked like he couldn't bear to see it, but he quietly took off his shoes and then put his stinky feet to Zheng Dongfang's mouth.

"Ao..." The screams of the beast when it was burned by fire. Zhang Jianhui hugged his feet and called out, "Hot, it's burning me to death..."

"Hahahahahaha, ***The current body temperature is about 100 degrees Celsius. It would be strange if your broken feet are not hot..." Yang Ming laughed loudly, looking gloating.

"Why are your feet okay?" Zhang Jianhui looked depressed.

"Hehe, you forgot, why can't I even move when I lie here? That's because I've also experienced this situation..." Yang Ming smiled.

"I..." Zhang Jianhui moved his mouth, not knowing what to say.

"Haha, third brother, how do you think good luck will look like?" Yang Ming smiled slightly and said.

"Beautiful, so beautiful that I have nothing to say..." Zhang Jianhui's sincere praise immediately lit up, "You want to transfer them to me?"

"Of course not, what are you thinking?" Yang understood him, "I can introduce you to a woman who looks exactly the same as Jixiang Ruyi, but you have to promise me one thing..."

"What's the matter? You said..." When Zhang Jianhui heard that he was about to have a fairy-like beauty as his secretary, his eyes lit up excitedly.

"You promise me first..." Yang Ming said lightly.

"Okay, I promise you, you should say what's going on this time..." Zhang Jianhui said indifferently.

"Just agree. What I want you to agree is that you must not marry the woman I introduced to you, let alone have sex with her..." Yang Ming said.

"Uh..." Zhang Jianhui was stunned, "What should I do if I fall in love over time?"

"Hold on, or the Huijian cuts the love thread and sends her back to me..." Yang Ming said.

"This..." Zhang Jianhui looked serious. Facing the beauty of Jixiang Ruyi, he asked himself that he could not be indifferent. After all, he was a normal man, but after what Yang Ming said, it was not like a joke. He could make Yang Ming so serious instruct him. He sensitively felt that things might be a bit difficult.

"You agreed just now, and you won't regret it when you turn your face, right? If you regret it, don't blame me for repenting it..." Yang Ming looked at Zhang Jianhui with a smile.

"It's weird in Guli, I promised. How can your woman be hungry and eat without any choice? I really didn't expect that my brother and sister would indulge you so much..." Zhang Jianhui "guessed" that 80% of the women belonged to Yang Ming, so he agreed with him in advance so that he would not do anything to his brothers and make the two brothers turn against each other in the future.

"They are not my women, well, including good luck..." Yang Ming smiled slightly, but added in his heart: "Although their ownership is in my hands..."

"What is the special thing about this girl? Is it a prominent family?" The old pervert suddenly spoke. If the girl with such good skills was cultivated by some big families, it would be clear.

"Their background is not prominent at all, and they are even a little humble..." Yang Ming said lightly.

"That's the dead soldiers... or killers raised by some big families?" said the old liar.

"Not all, you don't need to guess their origin..." Yang Ming looked at Zhang Jianhui, "Third brother, just know that brothers will not harm you, that's enough..."

Biochemical people have no fertility, so Yang Ming must not let the Zhang family break up. Think about it, if you marry a great beauty like a fairy, can you still like ordinary women? If Zhang Jianhui really has feelings for a biochemical person, then he will never like those ordinary women again.

"Then..." Zhang Jianhui pondered for a long time, "Okay, I'll listen to you. If it's time to talk about marriage, I'll send her back to you..."

"I feel relieved with you..." Yang Ming smiled slightly and said.

"It's so damn..." Zhang Jianhui glanced at Yang Ming and smiled.

"What's wrong? What's wrong with Dongfang?" Xiao Tiantian ran into the house in panic. Seeing Zheng Dongfang lying on the kang, red like a cooked shrimp, she couldn't help but scream and pounce on him.

"Ah..." Xiao Tiantian pounced on Zheng Dongfang, and felt a sensation at that time. She screamed so hot that she quickly jumped out of Zheng Dongfang's body, and then looked at Zheng Dongfang with surprise.

"It's okay...*** I took some medicine. Now it's time for the medicine to work. Don't touch him, otherwise it will affect his absorption of the medicine and cause a big problem..." Yang Ming said.

"Absorb the medicinal power?" Xiao Tiantian was not very panicked. After all, the scene in front of her was too strange. Zheng Dongfang's body temperature actually reached nearly 100 degrees Celsius. You know, if the body temperature rises to 50 degrees Celsius, basically even if he is critically ill, his family can arrange his funeral, because even if the temperature is really lowered, he will become an idiot, and his brain will be completely burned by the high temperature. 100 degrees Celsius will definitely not be the body temperature of a living person. If you want to find someone whose body temperature can reach 100 degrees Celsius, you can only go to the oil pan of the cannibal tribe to find it.

"Yes, it's just absorbing the power of medicine..." Yang Ming nodded, "You know, why am I lying here? It's not that I don't want to move, but I really can't move, my muscles are sore all over my body. After a while, I wake up, and I definitely can't move either. You can stay and take care of him..."

"So, have you experienced this kind of thing?" Xiao Tian raised her eyebrows, but she was really relieved. Although Zheng Dongfang is now similar to a cooked crab, as long as he is not the first to eat crabs, there is no need to worry.

Of course, Yang Ming saw Xiao Tiantian's mind and smiled and said, "Don't worry, I'm the first one. Since I'm fine, *** must be fine either. Don't worry..."

"That..." Xiao Tiantian blushed, "Sister-in-law definitely doesn't think so..."

Although Yang Ming didn't care about Xiao Tiantian's little thoughts, it did not mean that Wei Qingqing didn't care. When Wei Qingqing looked at Xiao Tiantian again, she felt a little dissatisfied in her eyes. Xiao Tiantian naturally felt Wei Qingqing's dissatisfied look, and she couldn't help but feel at a loss. The scene was really awkward for a moment.

"Well, I'll go out to see if the meal is ready..." Zhang Jianhui scratched his ears and looked for a reason to escape.

"The two girls are so good at cooking? I don't believe it, I want to supervise it..." The old pervert also thought of an excuse and escaped.

"What supervision? I think you want to secretly learn other people's cooking skills? I didn't expect you to be so despicable? The stolen master is going to be interrupted, so I must supervise you..." The old liar shouted and followed him out quickly.

"Haha..." Xiao Tiantian smiled awkwardly and sat on the edge of the kang, not knowing what to say for a moment.

"Cough cough...Second sister-in-law, where is Sister Liu? She hasn't come back?" Yang Ming coughed gently and asked.

"Oh, Phoenix and the others are awake, but they can't move. Mrs. Liu, Boss Zhu and Officer Zhu are taking care of them..." Xiao Tiantian said.

"Hmm..." Yang Ming nodded, "The three of them woke up. Have there been any changes in their psychology?"

"This..." Xiao Tiantian frowned, "just become taciturn..."

Hearing this, Yang Ming felt inexplicably painful. In Yang Ming's heart, the three big girls were chirping like three larks, and were always so happy. If they left a shadow in their hearts because they were involved in a conspiracy against him and made them silent from now on, then they would not be able to feel at ease in their lives...

"It's all Yang Gui, I'll see how I deal with her..." Wei Qingqing said hatefully.

"They were also scared..." Xiao Tiantian sighed slightly and said.

"Soon, it's all right soon..." Yang Ming suddenly remembered his original intention of raising funds, and quickly communicated with Yaya and asked about the situation of purchasing the monitor.

"Don't worry, Master, the global monitoring device has been purchased. Just wait for the master to give you an order, Yaya can control them and spread all over the world..." Yaya said, patting her chest.

"Okay, I'll give you this order..." Yang Ming said.

"After the order..." Yaya responded quickly, and then she felt a stream of transparent water vapor rising in the room, and then quickly disappeared without a trace.

"Why does it feel a little weird?" Xiao Tiantian felt an invisible pressure keenly, which was a feeling of being seen from the whole body. She couldn't help but tighten her clothes and glanced around her eyes.

"What's weird?" Wei Qingqing certainly felt this way, but she knew what was going on, because she had already experienced it once when Yang Ming installed a monitor before, and couldn't help but look at Yang Ming lying on his thigh.

"Do you feel that the air in the room is quite wet? You have some sticky body? When you have time, you tore the window paper and replace it with glass..." Yang Ming blinked at Wei Qingqing and said.

"Well...yes, it's better to change to glass, at least the lighting is better..." Wei Qingqing immediately understood and nodded and said.

"Yes, although the window paper has a very rural flavor, it does not block the wind much, especially in winter. If you blow the window paper in a strong wind, you will be unable to live in the house..." After hearing Yang Ming's words, Xiao Tiantian felt relieved and no longer paid attention to the feeling of being peeped, and said as they said.

"Master, the meal is ready. When will the meal start?" At this time, Ruyi walked into the house and said respectfully.

"Let's have dinner now..." Yang Ming said.

"Yes..." Ruyi responded quickly, moved the kang table in, put it on the kang, and then began to put the supper on the table.

"I'm convinced, really..." The two old men muttered, rushed up to the kang, staring at the dishes neatly placed on the kang table, saliva flowing.

"Oh my God, good luck, marrying one is the blessing you have cultivated in eight lifetimes..." Zhang Jianhui walked into the house and looked at Yang Ming with resentment.

"Hmph, Ruyi, go to Houyuan to ask Mrs. Liu and the others to come and have dinner..." Yang Ming ignored Zhang Jianhui's complaint and ordered Ruyi to say.

"Yes, Master..." Ruyi responded respectfully, turned around and left the house, and called Liu and the others.

"You really want to be a landlord, old financial officer?" Zhang Jianhui gave Yang Ming a contempt, picked up chopsticks, added a shredded cucumber, chewed it slowly, as if he was savoring the delicacies of mountains and seas.

"Do you care about me? Now I haven't beaten the local tyrants and divide the land..." Yang Ming said disdainfully.

"You are awesome, a good little girl, what have you made you look like? Don't you think you are committing a crime? Don't you think you should be condemned by your conscience?" Zhang Jianhui used both ways, and was chatting while eating vegetables.

"He still has a conscience? Even if he has a conscience, he is still a black-hearted exploiting class..." The old pervert also picked up chopsticks and ate while running Yang Ming with Zhang Jianhui.

"Hmph..." The old liar did not participate in the business of running Yang Ming. He used all his mouth to eat vegetables, and he felt as if he was a god, and he was holding it quickly.

"Such delicious food can't be blocked by your mouth? Look at the teacher Tian..." Xiao Tiantian saw that all the three of them were picking up chopsticks and ate them, but she didn't dare to fall behind. She picked up the chopsticks and joined the ranks of robbing food. While eating, she also despised the two guys who used both words.

"It's really..." Yang Ming shook his head slightly, "Don't eat too much, fill your stomach, you won't have any good food for the food behind..."

"Hehe..." Wei Qingqing swallowed her saliva, stroked Yang Ming's cheek, smiled, and said with contempt: "They are all rural bullies, and they have never seen any big world before. It is understandable that they lose their composure... Guru..."

If Wei Qingqing hadn't had the sound of swallowing a little loudly in the end, it would have really made the four of them blush and ashamed, but...

"Hehe, do you want to eat it?" Xiao Tiantian put a braised shrimp in the house and handed it to Wei Qingqing's mouth.

"Ah..." Wei Qingqing opened her mouth and bit her.

However, Xiao Tiantian shrank her hands, making Wei Qingqing bite, and said, "We are all rural ladies. You have seen a great lady, don't compete with us rural folks..." As she said that, she stuffed the shrimp into her mouth and ate happily, her big eyes bent into crescent moons.
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