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Chapter two hundred and twenty first joke(1/2)

Chapter 221: Gamble

"Not bad, your strength has improved again. If it weren't for the different positions, I would have wanted to save your life..." As he spoke, an old man in Taoist robe appeared in front of the fat man unusually abruptly.

"The master of gossip, Tian Qiaosheng, has long been famous for his long time. He has never been able to meet him before. When he saw him today, he is indeed worthy of his reputation..." The fat man said from the bottom of his heart.

"You're welcome..." The old liar clasped his fists and looked very cold. He disdained to say anything more to the *** people, snorted coldly, and said, "You are not wronged to lose, can you die at the hands of my Laotian. Are you ready?"

"Where is Mr. Du? Why haven't you shown up?" the fat man said vigilantly.

"Don't deal with you, he doesn't need to take action. Who do you think you are? It's worth the two of us to take action together?" the old liar said disdainfully.

The fat man curled his lips, but he knew it in his heart. Du Rugui was not arrogant, but was hiding somewhere to prevent himself from running away. He couldn't help but feel a little bitter in his mouth: "It's right here?"

"Where is no bone burying in the green mountains..." The old liar answered simply and directly.

"Okay..." The fat man's eyes narrowed slightly, and a cold light burst out from the gap.

The old liar also had a flash of divine light in his eyes, and his temperament changed. In the fat man's perception, he completely disappeared. This was when he entered the realm of unity between man and nature, and was ready to take action at any time.

"I am worthy of being a master..." The fat man's eyes flashed with divine light, and his body remained as motionless as a mountain.

"Hmph..." Suddenly, a cold snorkeled in the valley. This cold snorkeled like a signal, and the two of them immediately changed from extreme quiet to extreme movement.

The two figures turned into two gray shadows, like dragons, and they were entangled together, using hands and feet, and they started to fight with each other.

"Oh my God..." Zhu Yun looked at the two entangled together, her mouth widened, but she did not dare to make any sound, for fear that the two people in the fight would find out, "This is a master-level master..."

The attack power of the old scammer is slightly insufficient compared to the old perverts and even the fat man, but the speed and flexibility of the old scammer are recognized as the best in the world. The old scammer slapped dozens or hundreds of slaps on the fat man, but the fat man didn't even touch the old scammer's hair.

"Ah..." The fat man was beaten and felt so depressed that he couldn't help but grit his teeth and roar, squirting hard, and his mind seemed to have been overwhelmed by anger.

Seeing the fat man's crazy look, the old liar sneered in his heart. A master who has reached their level is generally as strong as a stone. If he does not have such a strong mind, it is absolutely impossible to reach their level.

Of course, the old liar would not be confused by the fat man's crazy, and he still attacked the fat man in an orderly manner.

"It's really..." The old liar was not fooled, but Zhu Yun, who was watching next to him, was anxious. She couldn't understand why Grandmaster Tian didn't take advantage of the other party's confusion to quickly solve the problem? Now it seems that Grandmaster Tian was actually playing with a monkey. Could it be that Grandmaster Tian was going to repair it well before the other person died, no, was it humiliating others?

It's so vulgar, no wonder people say that Grandmaster Tian is born vulgar and has a lot of hooligan habits. Now it seems that this is true...

Zhu Yun muttered in her heart, but she didn't dare to disturb her. Seeing the strength of these two people, she knew that she would never speak out at this time, otherwise, if the fat man took her hostage, Grandmaster Tian would have won, there would be some uncertainty factors.

"Your Excellency's ability to fight against attack is indeed outstanding..." Just when the old liar could not capture it for a long time, a person slowly emerged from the bushes. This man was wearing a white training suit and looked extremely vigorous. He was the number one master in the world, Du Rugui, the master of Xingyi, and the old pervert.

"It's now..." In fact, the fat man was waiting for the old pervert to appear. The old pervert was hiding in the dark, and he didn't dare to break through because he didn't know where the old pervert would appear. If he covered his head and ran away, the Bagua Master was chasing him, but he met the world's number one master. Then his life would definitely be explained here. The attack power of the Xingyi Master is definitely not comparable to that of the Bagua Master. Relying on his thick skin and flesh, he can withstand hundreds of palms of the Bagua Master, but he was very doubtful whether he could withstand the Xingyi Master's punch.

The old pervert appeared, and the fat man also began to break through in an instant. His fat body, like red fallen leaves, flew towards the opposite direction of the old pervert's appearance. Several ups and downs disappeared into the bushes.

Oh...

However, the fat man's fate seemed to be destined. As soon as he sank into the forest, he screamed, and then there was no sound again.

The two old men looked at each other for a while, their bodies were like lightning, and they quickly rushed into the forest. The scene that caught their eyes made them two masters of internal martial arts stunned on the spot for a moment.

In the field, there were four or five big spots of dogs, biting the fat man's limbs and neck tightly. The fat man's eyes were turned pale and there was no sound.

"It's amazing enough, just one step before you can officially enter the master realm, but the wolf kisses you tragically died..." The old pervert looked quite depressed. Although the camps were different, the fat man's strength won the recognition of the old pervert. He expressed deep sympathy for him to die like this.

"It's not a wolf kiss, it's a dog kiss. Yang Ming actually raises such a vicious dog..." The old liar frowned, but he was a little displeased. Regardless of whether the fat man was an enemy or his behavior was bad, he had at least a personal figure. However, these five big dogs actually killed him without hesitation. Does that mean that these vicious dogs may also kill others when they see others? It's better to kill such evil dogs, so as not to hurt a good person one day.

Of course, the old liar is not a dog lover himself. His understanding of dogs is limited to hunting at home, and he doesn't know the rest...

"If you don't understand, don't talk nonsense. What kind of evil dog is this? This is clearly a spirit beast. Haven't you noticed it? Their IQ is already very impressive among the same type..." The old pervert suddenly saw the eyes of the five dogs, and he couldn't help but feel shocked, and said with a serious expression.

By the way, old perverts are definitely different from old liars. Old perverts are extremely enthusiastic about hiring cats and teasing dogs. It can be said that they are very enthusiastic...

"Hmm? Spiritual Beast?" The old liar also looked at it carefully for a while. It didn't matter when he saw it, but he was really shocked. "It's really a spirit beast, it's really a spirit beast. With their beast age of less than one year old, being able to grow to such a big one is indeed the favor of God..."

"I don't see that the meaning of this and this is very different." The old pervert said solemnly.

"Two seniors, do you think these spotted dogs are all spirit beasts?" Suddenly, a thin voice with a hint of excitement came from behind the two of them. The two old men couldn't help but be shocked. With their realm, they didn't realize that there were still people hidden here...

"Who?" The two old men became nervous and shouted in unison...

"Well, two seniors, don't get me wrong. I'm not a bad guy. I'm Yang Ming's college classmate. My name is Zhu Yun, from Zhujiazhuang, Hebei. When I was taking a bath, I accidentally saw the two of them showing great power and bullying ***. I was very impressed, so...so..." At the end of the story, Boss Zhu was a little shy.

"Oh? Zhujiazhuang? I have heard that there are some status in the martial arts world, especially the village chief Zhu Guangming, who has entered the realm of a master with half his foot and may break through at any time..." The old pervert said softly with a look of movement.

"That's right, what the senior said is that my father has been trapped in this half step for seventeen years. He has been depressed for the past seventeen years, so he still has a rabbit, cat, dog, or something to lose his ambition?" Zhu Yun mentioned his father's hobbies over the years, and couldn't help but blush and feel a little embarrassed.

"Zhu Guangming is worthy of being a martial arts genius of generations. His understanding is indeed first-class..." the old liar sighed.

Perhaps, Zhu Guangming's actions, in Zhu Yun's view, were just a playful thing and a loss of ambition, but in the eyes of the two old and worldly old foxes, Zhu Guangming has reached the realm of realizing life.

"Where are you now? Let me see you..." the old pervert glanced around and asked.

"I said, you didn't hear it. The sound was a girl. She was taking a bath now. You won't have a *** illness again, right?" The old liar glanced disdainfully and teased with a smile.

"You're just dying? Your whole family is dying?" The old pervert suddenly became anxious, and shouted at the old liar with a blushing face and a thick neck.

"Who are you talking about? Who are you talking about?" The old liar originally wanted everyone to go there casually, but he didn't expect that the old pervert would joke with his family. This is really tolerable. Who is unbearable? Uncle can tolerate it, and aunt can't...

So, the two old friends who had just cooperated with each other started fighting for a little quarrel.

Not to mention the dramatic changes in Hot Spring Valley, just talk about Zheng Dazhuang going to coax Teacher Wang Li.

Although Zheng Dazhuang is not good at talking, he is more than enough to coax girls... Even some real love saints do not need to be polite at all.

"Hehe..." Zheng Dazhuang smiled and squatted beside Teacher Wang Li, staring at Teacher Wang Li sitting beside the pot and burning the fire.

"Why are you laughing at?" Teacher Wang Li glanced at Zheng Dazhuang quickly, and first looked around with guilt. Seeing that no one looked at this place, she couldn't help but roll her eyes angrily and said unhappy.

"Lili, Brother Yang said just now, is it true that you are leaving?" Zheng Dazhuang asked in a heart-wrenching manner.

"Yes, I'm leaving soon..." Wang Li was so angry that she heard Zheng Dazhuang's words.

"Then, can you stay?" Zheng Dazhuang was so embarrassed, like a big girl, the lotus pond was red.

"Stay? Why do you stay?" Teacher Wang Li looked cold.

"That, for the sake of the children..." Zheng Dazhuang said with great righteousness. Anyway, if the other party was an equally righteous man, then according to Zheng Dazhuang's ideas, it must be like him, with a heavy feeling on his body, but... in fact, the object of her talking was a very ordinary little woman.

Wang Li's face turned dark and she didn't even look at Zheng Dazhuang. She pulled the bellows and made up her mind: she would leave after dinner, and it would be useless to stop anyone...

Of course, this is not to say that I can't come back.

"Well, Lili, you won't leave again, are you?" Zheng Dazhuang said silly.

"..." Wang Li didn't say anything, but still pulled the bellows quarreled.

"Lili, you really won't leave, are you?" Zheng Dazhuang's face turned bitter.

"..." Wang Li still didn't say anything, but the frequency of pulling the bellows was faster.

"Lili, will you leave?" Zheng Dazhuang's face was distorted.

"..." Wang Li still did not move forward and was about to speed up the frequency of pulling the bellows again...

"Okay, okay, that Teacher Wang, hurry up, go whatever you should do, don't *** our bellows. Our bellows are decades old antiques, but they can't stand your troubles. When we eat, we will ask you to go..." Wei Qingqing felt very distressed when she looked at Wang Li's tossing the bellows.

Wang Li smiled awkwardly, got up and ran out, and Zheng Dazhuang hurriedly followed.

"Lili Lili, are you really leaving?" As soon as Wang Li left Yang Ming's yard, Zheng Dazhuang grabbed her.

"I'll leave after dinner..." Wang Li was so angry that her veins bulged out on her forehead. She struggled for a while but didn't struggle away, so she let him pull it.

"Well, what... can you stop leaving?" Zheng Dazhuang said with a blushing face.

"I am not as righteous as you said, I am giving up my family for everyone..." Wang Li said angrily.

"Well, right? You haven't seen it in front of so many people. They are all listening with their ears on their backs. What do you want me to say?" Zheng Dazhuang said with a little twisted.

"Hmph..." Wang Li snorted coldly, but she was a little surprised. Zheng Dazhuang looked stupid and stupid, but she wasn't too stupid...

"Well, what's going on with us, right... Well, let's get married, okay?" Zheng Dazhuang said with a blushing face.

"That's how you propose?" Wang Li gave Zheng Dazhuang a blank look. Her face was very bad. Who doesn't want a very touching proposal? How could she propose like this? It's just like discussing buying a bottle of soy sauce today. It's so plain that it makes people calm, calm, and calm again.

"That... just say it, do you agree or not..." Zheng Dazhuang shook his head, but he didn't expect any new words, depressed and a little scoundrel.

"I'm still young and don't want to get married..." Wang Li rolled her eyes and said.

"Age is not a reason..." Although Zheng Dazhuang has never played football, it does not mean that he can't play football. The trap has been dug deeply and is waiting for someone to jump down. Well, traps are a must-have for hunters, and Zheng Dazhuang is good at it.

"Who said that?" Sure enough, Wang Li stepped into the trap dug out by Zheng Dazhuang.

"Chairman Mao said..." Zheng Dazhuang looked surprised and looked at Wang Li, like a doctoral supervisor, looking at a kindergarten child, the meaning in his eyes was very obvious. Why are you so uneducated?

"Nonsense, when did Chairman Mao say such words?" Wang Li felt Zheng Dazhuang's gaze, and couldn't help but blush and said angrily.

She really didn't know that Chairman Mao also said this.

"I don't know when I said it. Anyway, Chairman Mao has definitely said it. If you don't believe it, go check it..." Zheng Dazhuang said with a neck.

"Check? Where to check? "Quotes from Chairman Mao?" Wang Li rolled her eyes and said.

"Hehe...that, there may not be any in the quote..." Zheng Dazhuang grabbed his scalp and smiled.

"Where can I check it?" Wang Li was aggressive, but she did not find out. The initiative was transferred to Zheng Dazhuang at any time.

"How could I know? Anyway, Chairman Mao must have said that, but I don't know if it has been recorded..." A hint of cunning flashed in Zheng Dazhuang's honest eyes.

"..." Wang Li stared at Zheng Dazhuang with big eyes, pondered for a while, and finally came to an amazing conclusion, "Are you playing tricks on me?"

"That, right? I learned from Brother Yang. Brother Yang likes to bully Mrs. Yang. That, right, right? That..." Zheng Dazhuang lowered his head shyly.
To be continued...
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