Chapter 216: Treaty

Yang Ming had just come from the farm space and was immediately startled by the scene in front of him. In front of him, there was a white and tender little hand. Of course, the little hand is not scary, especially the white and tender little hand. However, when this little hand is infinitely close to your face, so close that you think that this hand is big, so close that you can't see the white and tenderness of this hand, it is a bit scary...

"Oh hey?" Facing the little hand in front of him, Yang Ming instinctively hid back, but behind him was a wooden wall. Without surprise, Yang Ming's back of his head made a head-on fight with the wall, which made him grin and scream in pain.

"What's wrong with you? Why are you distracted?" The owner of Xiaoshou'er hurriedly hugged his head to see if the back of his head was injured.

"It's okay, it's okay, I just watch you do work, and I have some insights..." Yang Ming's lies came as he opened his mouth.

"Oh? What are your insights? Let me listen..." Mrs. Liu smiled.

"This kind of insight can only be understood, not expressed in words..." Yang Ming said seriously.

"Hehe, you will talk nonsense. Just distract yourself. Sister-in-law won't blame you..." Sister Liu giggled and gave Yang Ming a charming look.

"No, I really have an insight. When you are working, I feel that I feel that my skills are almost the same as Tao, but I can't say the specific ones..." Yang Ming said.

"Haha... I don't need to explain to my sister-in-law. My sister-in-law knows that my sister-in-law is not as good as Qingqing..." Sister Liu smiled, but a hint of loss appeared on her face.

Of course Yang Ming saw her loss, so...

"Yes, the explanation is to cover up. Mrs. Liu, you are really incomparable to our family..." Yang Ming sighed and glanced at Mrs. Liu and said.

When Mrs. Liu heard Yang Ming say this, she was stunned for a moment. Her eyes blinked, then a hint of shame and anger appeared on her face. She stretched out her slender hand and twisted Yang Ming's ear hard: "What are you saying? If you have the ability, you can say what you just said again..."

"Oh, oh...Sister Liu spared my life, my ears fell off..." Yang Ming felt that Mrs. Liu really didn't hold back. She really twisted her ears hard. Of course, Mrs. Liu was still responsible. Otherwise, with her physique that often ate dragon eggs, she could twist Yang Ming's ears off as long as she used 50% of her strength.

"Are you talking nonsense?" Mrs. Liu stared at her beautiful eyes, like a tigress showing off her might.

"I dare not do it anymore..." Yang Ming begged repeatedly, but his hand grabbed Liu's wrist and pulled it down gently. Of course, he didn't dare to pull it hard, otherwise, Liu's wife would be tight. If the two had no tacit understanding, they might have pulled their ears off.

"Then do you think that little girl Wei Qingqing can compete with me?" Mrs. Liu was still reluctant to give in.

"If you can't compare with me, how can our Qingqing compare with you? Mrs. Liu is the best in the world..." Yang Ming flattered and flattered with no backbone at all.

"Hmph, this is almost the same..." Mrs. Liu hummed twice with pride, "Then tell me, what aspects are Qingqing not as good as her sister-in-law?"

"That's a lot, I can't finish it in a while..." Yang Ming said complimentingly.

"Then let's pick up the important ones..." Mrs. Liu scolded in a delicate voice.

"She... won't twist her ears..." Yang Ming said cautiously with a sad face.

"Huh?" When Mrs. Liu heard the example given by Yang Ming, her eyes widened, and she felt a little incredible. However, she used some strength to make Yang Ming's ears turn around and the angle was so big that it was a few degrees.

"Oh, I said I won't say it, you insisted on me, I told you, you will deal with me..." Yang Ming cried and seemed to have suffered a lot of grievances.

"Huh?" Mrs. Liu grinned in disgust, shook goosebumps on her body, and her little hand quickly loosened Yang Ming's ears, "You are so disgusting, you're even crying..."

"You... wait for me, wait for my wife to come back, see if I sue me or not..." Yang Ming cried, wiped the corners of his eyes without tears, and looked sad.

"Puchi..." Mrs. Liu laughed, as beautiful as a flower blooming, she stood up quickly and kicked Yang Ming's butt, "You don't disgusting, you don't pretend to be like a clown at all, you are capable, you really squeeze out tears..."

"It's not like it?" Yang Ming immediately turned a bitter face.

"It's not like it at all, but because you make your aunt laugh, I don't care about you when you admire the beauty, but you dare to be distracted by your life mistakes..." Mrs. Liu waved her hand very generously and said with satisfaction.

"You don't care, but I should care... It doesn't matter if you take advantage of me! But you can't take advantage of my dad? When will my dad have a young girl like you?" Yang Ming angrily pointed at Sister Liu's angrily.

"What? Do you want to get justice for your dad?" Mrs. Liu glanced at Yang Ming and said disdainfully.

"That..." Yang Ming sweated on his forehead and smiled embarrassedly, "This justice must be obtained, but I have no ability to complete this glorious and arduous task, so I can only hand it over to our Qingqing..."

"No prospect..." Mrs. Liu curled her lips disdainfully, laughed again, and then sighed: "When Baoer's father was alive, he didn't know how to make me happy. Every time I got angry, the lump of wood would squat on the side and giggle..." Her eyes were blurred, as if she had recalled the happy life back then.

"Wow, it turns out that my brother is still a master-level performance artist..." Yang Ming shouted in surprise, exaggeratingly.

"Just laugh at him, he is very cautious. Be careful that he will come back to find you in the middle of the night..." Mrs. Liu rolled her eyes wide and gave Yang Ming a fierce look.

"Just look for it. I'm afraid that he will be so angry that he will die of death..." Yang Ming smiled.

"I just discovered that you have infected Zhang Yang. When did Zhang Yang's broken mouth be installed on you?" Mrs. Liu narrowed her fierce eyes and glared at Yang Ming fiercely, obviously she was a little unhappy for Yang Ming to joke about her dead husband.

"Hmph..." Yang Ming smiled badly, but his eyes were on Mrs. Liu, scanning up and down.

"What are you looking at?" Liu's wife gave Yang Ming a blank look, returned to the place where she was doing work, and continued to be busy with her work, "You, you are not cute at all now. Yang Ming was so rare in the past. She was serious and never joked too much with others..."

"I'm not joking with outsiders too much. When have you ever seen me having sex with strangers?" Yang Ming leaned comfortably on the wall and said.

"Hmph, isn't it? Who do you, who do you talk to, choke to death with just one word?" Mrs. Liu glanced at Yang Ming and said angrily.

"Is it?" Yang Ming raised his eyebrows and recalled it carefully. When he thought about it, he really realized that in the past few months, he had indeed changed a little, but he could understand that this change was a manifestation of his confidence. In the past, he was a little uneasy. No matter what he did, he was always focused on others and strived to satisfy everyone. It can be said that he was a little humble in the past, but now he has become a little domineering. Whenever he is satisfied with others, he will also consider his own gains and losses.

"Did you feel it myself?" Mrs. Liu looked at Yang Ming and fell into deep thought, and couldn't help but whisper.

"Well, there's a little bit..." In the end, Yang Ming had to nod and admit that he had indeed changed a lot.

"Actually, it is a good phenomenon that you have become like this now. You used to look like a big child, but now you are a little like a man. My sister-in-law just sees you like a man and thinks you are a supporter, so she entrusts you to you for the rest of her life. Don't let your sister-in-law down..." Sister Liu said with a smile.

"Hmph, the burden you gave is too heavy, and I'm afraid I can't bear it..." Yang Ming started to make fun of it again.

"Look at you, I'll say you have changed a lot, right? In the past, Yang Ming never paid any reward for helping others..." Mrs. Liu pointed at Yang Ming, looking like this indeed.

"I have no choice... I am forced to help others in order to make more people help others..." Yang Ming said aggrievedly.

"Tsk, fallacies..." Mrs. Liu sneered disdainfully.

"What fallacy? This is what Confucius said. Some people... are not educated and are terrible. They can even get into the position of a state cadre..." Yang Ming rolled his eyes.

"Yang Ming, I'll fight with you..." Mrs. Liu's face turned red, put down her needlework, quickly climbed to Yang Ming's side, threw him to the ground, and rode on his waist. One little hand grabbed Yang Ming's cheek and the other twisted his nose.

"I said, don't be crazy, okay?" Yang Ming's cheek was grabbed and his words were vague.

"You will talk nonsense. When did Saint Kong say such a bastard? He also needs to be rewarded for helping others? What does there be a saying? Doing good deeds will not reward even if you are good, and doing evil without intention will not punish even if you are evil..." Mrs. Liu pouted her little mouth and twisted Yang Ming's nose and cheeks with her little hands.

"What I said is true. Confucius did say that. I don't remember where exactly comes from. However, you think, if you help others but cannot get benefits, and sometimes you have to pay out of your own pocket, then who will do good things in the future? However, after doing good things, you can get rewards, and then people's enthusiasm for doing good things will be mobilized, and there will be more people who do good things... If you are willing to do good things, people will also do good things, so why don't they reward them? If you don't want to do evil things, then they will also do evil things. Why don't they punish them? Now in a legal society, rewards and punishments are not clear, and the world is not messy..." Yang Ming said vaguely.

"Hmm? What you said makes sense..." Mrs. Liu's hand suddenly stopped, leaning down slightly, staring at Yang Ming with a smile, "Then, Yang Ming, you miss your sister-in-law, how can you repay you?"

"Uh..." Yang Ming looked at the smiling expression on Mrs. Liu's face, and immediately knew that Mrs. Liu might have some weird thoughts. He shook his head and said, "Where is it? We are not outsiders, I am Baoer's godfather, and your kid husband. It is the right thing to help you. If you receive your reward, then won't we be far away?"

"Then, my fucking husband, do you need me to fulfill the obligations that a wife should do?" Mrs. Liu's face smiled like a flower, and a look of badness appeared in her eyes.

"Of course, in the future, we will leave all the laundry and cooking work to you. Yes, we will also clean up the house and fold the quilts for me and Qingqing. When we both want to have sex in the evening, you will boil the *** water. Of course, it is best if you can give us your own food..." Yang Ming generously put forward his own requirements that were not too high.

"Do you treat me as an old mom or as a maid?" Mrs. Liu's face turned black all of a sudden, and her little hands began to rage on Yang Ming's face again.

"Sister Liu, I was wrong, please spare me..." Yang Ming hurriedly begged for mercy.

"You have made the laundry and cooking..." Mrs. Liu took the opportunity to make a request.

"I've got it, I've got it..." Yang Ming responded hurriedly.

"It's your turn to clean up the house and fold the quilt..." Mrs. Liu took advantage of the victory to pursue her.

"Yeah, yeah, it's all my belongs to me..." Yang Ming was forced to sign the unequal treaty again.

"Every night, I have to give you the best to my and Qingqing***. Humph, you must try the water temperature with your claws..." Mrs. Liu was afraid that Yang Ming would secretly attack her in the water. Think about it, a pot of boiling water is usually used to remove hair from chickens, ducks and geese. If a human foot is put in...

"Yeah, yeah, I will definitely do as I. It is my honor to give the two beauties, Mr. Yang..." Yang Ming nodded repeatedly and said.

"What you said is the truth, not perfunctory?" Mrs. Liu said with a condescending look on Yang Ming, glanced at him sideways.

"Absolutely not, I swear to the light..." Yang Ming pointed to the light bulb on the roof and said.

"Light? What's the use of swearing to lights?" Before Mrs. Liu could speak, Wei Qingqing's voice came from outside the window.

ah?

Yang Ming and Mrs. Liu were both shocked and turned their heads and looked at the window. They saw Wei Qingqing lying on the window, watching the show happily... However, the two of them were extremely sensitive to discovering that a trace of sour smell was floating in the air.

"Forget it..." Yang Ming shook his head helplessly, "Next time, I swear, I will never face the light. Yes, the location must be changed, otherwise I will have to let a certain woman's elusive and scare her courage..."

"Hmph, I didn't do anything wrong. As for being scared?..." Wei Qingqing lay on the window, and there was a big melon on her hand. She 'give' and took a big bite. The sound made people know that the melon was very sandy and sweet...

"Qingqing, how about Qingqing..." Liu's wife looked at the big melon and couldn't help swallowing her saliva, and ran to the window with a flattering smile on her face.

"What are you doing?" Wei Qingqing glanced at Mrs. Liu proudly, deliberately making the action of eating melons even more attractive...

"That, is it sweet?" Mrs. Liu smiled shyly.

"Of course it's sweet, otherwise why do you call melon?" Wei Qingqing glanced at Mrs. Liu, and then took a big bite on the melon. The white and white melon meat was tempting and sweet, and the greedy people drooled.

"Seeing that I'll help you repair your husband, give me one..." Mrs. Liu said with a compliment.

"Looking at you, you have made someone swear by the lights, I'll give you one..." Wei Qingqing reached down and took out another big melon and handed it to Mrs. Liu.

"Is it still a reward? Isn't it just a broken melon? It seems like anyone is so rare..." When Mrs. Liu got the melon, her tone immediately changed and she started eating happily.

"Go to eat your melon, be careful to choke to death..." Wei Qingqing rolled her eyes.

"Thank you..." Liu Shu was not angry at all for Wei Qingqing's 'blessing', but instead thanked her with a smile.

"Hmph..." Wei Qingqing hummed and started eating melons again.

"Yes, is the watermelon ripe? Last month, I saw a few big watermelons, which have grown to be eaten. I don't know how it is now..." Yang Ming said, and also came under the window, getting closer. Wei Qingqing's voice of eating melons was so clear and sweet that it was a bit outrageous.

"Those melons are too big, so how can I hold them alone? Just let them be in the greenhouse and hold them in a good manner. I will eat them during the Chinese New Year. Anyway, it will be a few days..." Wei Qingqing said.

"Yeah, it makes sense..." Yang Ming nodded with a smile, staring at the melon in Wei Qingqing's hand, "Can I give me a taste? Second-hand ones are OK..."

"Ah?" Wei Qingqing was puzzled. She had only heard of second-hand smoke, second-hand mobile phones, second-hand computers, and why did melons come out with second-hand ones?

"Hmph, you lewd and indecent little bastard, why don't your sister-in-law give you a second-hand food..." Sister Liu smiled, stretched out a slender jade finger, and clicked on Yang Ming's forehead.
To be continued...